White Elephant Gifts for Women

Keep your drains from getting clogged by a revolting accumulation of wet hair with the disposable hair traps. Simply place it over the the drain before showering and it’ll trap all those loose hairs while allowing the water to flow down the drain.

Heat things up when you hit the water by strutting your stuff in this Borat mankini one-piece swimsuit. This head-turning one-piece comes with a wrap-around design of Borat’s hot bod that leaves very little to the imagination.

Avoid having to place your designer bag on the dirty floor by carrying around this instant bag hanging clip. Simply open up the circular accessory and place one of the rubberized ends on the table’s edge to conveniently hang your bag right beside you.

The giant gummy bear is an epic achievement in mankind’s culinary history. This massive gummy bear weighs over 4.5 pounds and has a wide variety of uses outside of its own nutritional value, making this sugary monstrosity perfect for any occasion.

Cry yourself to sleep in loving embrace of the full body pillow. It provides your tired back and legs with the physical support you need while providing your shattered heart with the emotional support it craves until Mr. Right comes along.

Walk into the great outdoors with confidence knowing that 100 Deadly Skills: Survival Edition is in your pack. This potentially life-saving read comes loaded with a series of 100 specialized skills that are designed to help you survive in any type of climate or terrain.

Making delicious homemade cheese is more convenient than ever before when you use this beginners cheese making kit. With this easy-to-follow kit you’ll be able to make up to five types of delectable cheese varieties including, Ricotta, Burrata, Goat, and Mozzarella.

This all-terrain stroller wagon is your go-to stroller for when you and the fam are looking to venture off the beaten path. It’s outfitted with large chunky tires, a spacious interior big enough for two, and even a pair of canopies with UPF 50+ to protect from the sun.

There might not be an app to end the heat wave going on, but at least now you can keep cool with this iPhone fan. This compact and soft blade winged fan connects to and is powered by your iPhone, giving off a cool breeze and making your iPhone that much more useful.

Makeup is awesome, so why not embrace it by storing all your accessories inside the “contents: my face” cosmetic bag? The bag comes in a fun pink hue along with the comical message that tells the whole world that’s where your money maker is stored.

Turn your bedroom into a more loving spot for you and your sweetie using these “I love you” pillow cases. They come decorated with a cute and simple little cartoon of a couple romantically talking to each other through a tin can telephone.

Turn every dip in your tub into a spa quality experience by making your custom bath bombs using this kit. It comes with everything necessary to craft up to 12 therapeutic-grade bath bombs with 100% pure essential oils and no artificial scents or fillers.

Do Sunday morning brunch right by quenching your thirst with the bottomless mimosa glass. This brunch staple is large enough to fit up to eight servings and is decorated with a label that reads “my personal bottomless mimosa.”

Give your crusty feet a new lease on life by making them baby-smooth using this deep exfoliation foot peel. About 5 days after you place the special goo-filled booties on, dead layers of calloused skin will begin to peel off until eventually you’re left with only fresh baby skin.

Say what’s on your mind without uttering a single word while wearing these “bring me some wine” socks. These white cotton socks provide a soft comfy fit that’ll keep your feet toasty – making this a great gift for the lazy wine lover in your life.

Feel like you’re lathering up with ultra soft flowers by using this Japanese rose shaped soap dispenser. It comes filled with soap made from natural botanicals and soothing flowers that is dispensed in the form of small white foamy blooming roses.

Ditch the overcrowded classes and become a skilled yogi from the comfort of home using the yoga learning mat. This natural rubber mat comes with a ten-session DVD and numbered circles printed onto the surface of the mat that show proper hand and foot placement.

Keep your hand from feeling like an icicle when you’re working in your igloo of an office by plugging in this USB heated mouse pad. This fuzzy mouse pad comes with a built-in warmer that will keep your hand nice and toasty while you work.

Leave toilet paper behind for good and clean your nether regions in a more hygienic way with the squeeze bottle bidet. This 10-oz bottle features an ergonomic design that’ll let you easily wipe away any mess without having to get your hands dirty.

Give your poor, tired feet the pampering they deserve by rejuvenating them with this smooth baby soft foot exfoliation mask. It is specially designed with skin moisturizing ingredients that will help get rid of dull, coarse, and dead skin.

Life’s too short to live unhappy – so create the life you’ve always envisioned by reading “You Are A Badass”. Renowned success coach Jen Sincero provides inspiring stories and helpful advice so you can end self-doubt and become the best version of you.

Become a wine connoisseur during family game night by sitting down for a rousing board game of Wine-Opoly. Instead of properties, players buy prized wines, collect bunches of grapes, and trade them in for decanters.

Learn the ins and out of the multi-billion dollar fashion industry by reading the ultimate fashion bible. Fashionpedia acts as a visual dictionary that guides you through every facet of the industry – from technical terms to its fascinating history.

Blur the lines between foreplay and snack time by surprising your partner with this delectable candy bra. You’ll look sweeter than ever when you slip into this completely edible one-size-fits-most bra that is guaranteed to delight in more ways than one.

Paint a masterpiece on your belly while you grow a masterpiece in your belly with this pregnancy painting kit. The kit is completely safe for use and includes everything you’ll need to unleash your imagination and make your pregnant glow even stronger.

Essential Art Therapy Exercises will help you find your inner peace by dealing with difficult problems through art. It comes loaded with a series of insightful prompts as well as 75 exercises that are designed to help you express yourself and better manage your problems.

Cut yourself in 5 spots all at once in record time by shaving your legs with the Scruffie! The shaver’s distinctive design allows you to bend it to conform to the leg or neck so that you shave up to five times quicker.

Immortalize special moments and treasured memories that you never want to forget by writing them down in the My Life Story diary. This journal comes with 1,080 blank pages that are ready to be filled with random thoughts, important events, and pictures that highlight your life.

Say goodbye to disgusting hair clumps in your brush by swapping your old one out for this quick cleaning hair brush. The innovative design incorporates two buttons that you squeeze together in order to retract the bristles for easy cleaning.

Sleep more comfortably than ever before by keeping your body at the ideal temp using the perfect temperature pillow. The pillow is made with specialized beads that can absorb or release heat depending on your body’s mean temperature.

Have a little fun while you nurture and rejuvenate your skin by using these baby animal sheet masks. Each thermo-sensitive color fading mask transforms your boring old human face into an adorable little animal like a seal, a panda, a cute kitty, or a pug.

Turn your hands into all-night glow sticks at the next party by getting your nails done with the glow in the dark nail polish. This eye-catching shade goes on easy and leaves a flawless finish that makes your fingertips glow with a bright yellowish green hue. 

Get your fussy kids looking forward to brushing their teeth by placing a dab of Dr. Sheffield’s chocolate toothpaste on their brushes. This time-tested natural toothpaste features a delightful chocolaty flavor that will thrill kids and chocoholics alike.

If MacGyver had a vagina, he/she would undoubtedly own one of these hairclip multi-tools. Traditionally used by alpha females to mark their territory in their spouse’s domicile, this hair clip functions as a screwdriver, wrench, ruler and even a cutting edge!

Fulfill your wife’s wildest and weirdest culinary cravings during her pregnancy by whipping up mouth-watering treats from The Pregnancy Cookbook. The book comes chock-full of yummy one-of-a-kind recipes that are guaranteed to satisfy you wife’s palate.

The Polaroid Now+ i-Type instant camera makes it remarkably convenient to step up your photography game and unleash your creativity. It includes features like a tripod mode and aperture priority while giving you access to 5 lens filters for amazing photographs.

Make your nights more calming than ever by resting your tired head on one of these aromatherapy memory foam pillows. They’re made from soft yet supportive foam and are available in a variety of soothing scents like chamomile and peppermint.

Make your most drab outfits stand out by adding a little flair with the gold flakes nail polish. Once you bedazzle your nails with some gold flakes you’ll give the impression your hands are adorned with the finest jewels and gems available on the planet.

Now you can secretly carry around a lighter with this deceptive lighter that looks like a pack of chewing gum. These clever pocket lighters are refillable and come in a variety of gum brand styles, with everything from Double Mint to Juicy Fruit.

Keep your silky hair tangle free and your liver over-saturated with alcohol with the hairbrush flask. This 6 oz. flask is shaped like a functional paddle brush but it unscrews at the bottom any time you’re in need of a little pick-me-up. No one will ever suspect your raging alcoholism.

It’s that time of the month again – time to get drunk! With these tampon flasks you can discretely sneak alcohol into just about anywhere and no security guard in their right mind would dare question it unless they’ve got some kind of weird tampon inspecting fetish.

The Marshall wireless earbuds will keep the music going all day long. These Bluetooth 5.2 earbuds boast powerful 12mm drivers for smooth mids and effortless deep bass and feature 25 hours of wireless playtime with the charging case.

This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.

Create a soothing and inviting atmosphere in any part of your home by turning on a Himalayan salt fire bowl lamp. Each six inch diameter bowl is hand carved from 100% Himalayan salt and is outfitted with a small bulb at the bottom that makes it appear as if the bowl is on fire.

Print photos from your iPhone or iPad with ease with this printer designed specifically for the iPhone and iPad. It’s compact size means you can print anywhere at a high resolution with no computer needed – just plug in your iPad or iPhone and print!

Look better than ever with the BoSidin permanent hair removal device. In addition to removing hair in just three weeks, it employs the use of optimal pulse technology and red light rejuvenation to leave your skin looking radiant.

Wearing luxurious gowns is all good and fun until it’s time for a dreaded bathroom break. Luckily, the Bridal Buddy is here to save the day! This ingenious accessory makes it possible to easily lift up your entire gown so that your next potty experience easier than ever.

Make your cocktails the talk of the town by giving them some eye-catching flair with this edible glitter. This 100% edible food-grade glitter is vegan-friendly, Kosher, and comes available in twenty alluring color options.

Stop attracting Mr. Wrong – with the asshole repellent spray you can ensure that only good men will be coming your way on a night out. This life changing spray is scientifically engineered to repel not just assholes but also douche bags, pricks, and other types of losers.

Ensure you remain undisturbed while you’re catching some Z’s by wearing this “Fuck Off” sleeping mask. It’s made from ultra smooth and soft 100% silk on both sides, filled with fluffy cotton, and embroidered with a bold message that’ll keep others away.

Not even the sweatiest of hot yoga classes will be a match for the Kulae Elite hybrid yoga mat. It measures 72″ x 24″ x 0.5″ thick comes with a non-slip surface on the bottom and a bamboo microfiber top side that will absorb all your sweat.

Instantly transform your simple tub into a five star delight using the dual jet bath spa. This attachment fits all standard tubs and features adjustable jets and nozzles to create an enthralling whirlpool experience that’ll leave you fully relaxed. 

Keep your perfectly coiffed hair from becoming a hot mess on rainy days by heading out with the Hairbrella rain hat. This fashionable and practical accessory features a lightweight waterproof microfiber exterior that shields your face and hair from the elements.

Looking for a pocket mirror that shows your blatant obsession with Apple products? No bigger than an iPod Nano, these pocket mirrors are styled like a miniature MacBook Air – except the monitor has been replaced with a high quality reflective mirror.

Treat your partner to a titillating session by putting on these candy nipple tassels. These colorful and completely edible tassels have a 2.75-inch diameter, measure 5-inches long, and will give a brand new meaning to sweet lovin’.

The black cat stockings will bring you anything but bad luck – unless you happen to cross your legs. They’re the stylish stockings designed to turn your plain legs into a pair of cute black cats, complete with an adorable curvy tail in the back.

Put the perfect finishing touch on your outfit by accessorizing with these adorable sterling silver cat earrings. These classy and cute earrings are made from 925 sterling silver and can be dressed up or down depending on the occasion.

This high quality and super detailed camera lens is actually a coffee mug you can drink out of! The camera lens coffee mug is a great gift for photography enthusiasts, and will surely turn many heads when people see you drinking out of it.

Switch through hair colors faster than you change outfits with the hair coloring chalk. This unique chalk comes in every color under the sun and allows you to temporarily dye your hair with the same ease as coloring a piece of paper. The chalk works great for pranks too.

Have fun keeping track of all the places you’ve traveled to with this scratch off world map. Any place you’ve traveled to you get the satisfying pleasure of scratching off and revealing some colored geography. This scratch off map makes a cool gift for people who love to see the world.

Improve your complexion while looking like a serial killer by using this light therapy face rejuvenation mask. Despite its eerie appearance, it delivers a spa-quality experience that will treat a myriad of skin related issues such as wrinkles.

Keep your headphones from becoming a cluster of knots in your pocket or purse using the earbuds tethering necklace. This useful necklace features a colorful appearance and keeps your earbuds nice and untangled, so they’re always at hand.

There’s always time to fit a chilled cup of java into your busy day when you’ve got the hyper fast iced coffee maker! This 12.5 ounce container can chill a hot coffee by up to 130 degrees in just 60 seconds without dilution and can also be used with other beverages.

Keep your room looking tidy by storing all your accessories inside this jewelry cabinet mirror. This tilting 43 inch long mirror’s space-saving design features a slim yet spacious storage cabinet with 48 necklace hooks, 6 lined shelves, and a bracelet rod.

These novelty guitar ice cube molds are a fun and unique way to keep your drinks cold. The guitar ice cube mold is made from food grade silicone, and looks like a real guitar when it’s finished freezing. The guitar ice cube mold makes a great gift housewarming gift too.

Get your act together with help from the BestSelf planner and journal notebook. This intelligently designed 13-week goals planner comes with “tried-and-tested templates and tools” that will help you organize, prioritize, and kick procrastination to the curb.

Strut your stuff and turn heads by wearing the shark bite bathing suit on your next beach excursion. This fashionable one piece is designed to resemble a shark’s fierce bite and allows you to show off your ripped beach bod while entertaining your fellow beach goers.

When you can’t decide what color to get your manicure/pedicure simply go with the rainbow splat nail polish and get all of them! This untraditional shade mashes together all the colors of the rainbow over a white backdrop to create a beautifully messy nail color.

Add a touch of natural beauty to your bathroom’s decor using these soap rocks. Each visually striking rock features a swirl of vivid color combinations, along with a delightful geranium moss scent, and of course it helps moisturize your skin.

If you’re going to bum it out on a couch all day, you might as well get a tan in the process. The pool couch is an inflatable water float that easily fits two people and their drink of choice in the built in arm rest cup holders, and makes a great gift to relax on the water.

Keep your luscious lips looking radiant and plump with this exfoliating lip brush. Simply apply the scrub to your lips and brush in a circular motion with the brush head’s soft bristles to help stimulate blood circulation for a healthier more youthful appearance.

Keep your skin looking young and radiant by pampering yourself using these natural stretch cotton lace facial masks. Apart from looking fabulous, they provide a combination of anti-aging hydrolyzed collagen and hyaluronic acid to improve your overall skin radiance.

Keep your tootsies nice and cozy during those frigid winter days by slipping into these heated microwaveable booties. They will not only keep you warm, but also penetrate deep to help relieve stress and pain. They can even be frozen for cold therapy.

The Byrna SD non-lethal pepper gun will stop a would-be attacker dead on their tracks without causing them serious harm. It’s capable of shooting pepper-spray projectiles at up to 320 feet per second and requires no permits to use or background checks to purchase.

On cold days, there’s no better way to lounge around the house than in one of these oversized hoodie sweatshirt blankets! These incredibly soft and roomy blankets come in a range of vibrant colors and feature a loose fit that make them great for indoor or outdoor use.

This is the ideal gift for those hard-to-shop-for types who always say “nothing” when you ask them what they want. The present of nothing consists of a small empty box with the quote “This box contains nothing. Exactly what you wanted!”

Easily erase all your makeup using nothing more than a bit of water and the magical Makeup Eraser! One side of this machine washable cloth erases all your makeup – even waterproof mascara – while the other side of the cloth exfoliates your skin.

Give your straight locks some much needed volume without harming your hair by going to bed with these night time heat free hair curlers. Simply wrap your hair around these extra-absorbent, memory-foam core curlers to wake up with magnificent curls in the morning.

Transform your manicure’s appearance instantly by painting your nails using this shade shifter mutichrome nail polish. This unique shade changes depending on the way the light hits it, making it appear as red orange, purple, blue, cyan, and many other colors.

Am I Overthinking This? is the remarkably captivating book that examines all of life’s big questions in a creative and colorful way. It’s witty, entertaining, and will make a wonderful addition to anyone’s coffee table.

If you seek to lounge or catch some Zs in utmost comfort you need the pregnancy pillow. This 100% hypoallergenic pillow features a “C” design that you can position in a number of ways so that you can be comfortable in whatever position you are in.

Improve the beauty and health of your hair and nails quickly and easily with Sugarbearhair’s yummy gummy vitamins. They’re loaded with biotin, Vitamin A, C, D, E, B-6, Folic Acid, Vitamin B-12, Pantothenic Acid, Iodine, Zinc, Choline, and Inositol.

Ensure you never accidentally burn down the house by using this auto shut-off safety outlet. Simply plug it in, set the timer, and you’ll no longer have to worry about curling irons, slow cookers, and other appliances potentially causing a fire if you forget to turn them off.

Make your next soak more colorful and relaxing than ever by dropping in one of these giant bath bombs. Each set includes a dozen 5-ounce bombs that are handmade using all natural and organic ingredients that will smooth and moisturize your skin.

Feel safe when you’re strolling down the mean streets by strapping on this pepper spray bracelet. This handy accessory can be used up to three feet away and features a sleek and slim minimalist style that’s discreet and comfortable!

Stand apart from the crowd when you go out at night by accessorizing with this LED clutch bag. This wearable piece of art features a compact size and allows you to customize the images on your bag using an App on your phone with over 20 animations.

Quickly deter an attacker with this stun gun lipstick. It’s disguised as a run-of-the-mill lip stick so that you can discreetly tote it in your purse and delivers a potent three million volt shock that will stop any threat dead on their tracks.

Share your narcissistic selfies on a whole new level with the smartphone instant film printer. This portable printer lets you instantly print the pictures you take with your smartphone, so all your friends can have their very own dick pic duck-face picture of you.

These acupressure earrings will make you look good and feel even better. These fashionable 24K plated earrings place small magnets over key pressure points on the ear to help alleviate everything from anxiety to insomnia.

Get in fighting shape from the comfort of home by honing your skills with the Nexersys N3 personal boxing trainer. This interactive trainer will not only improve your boxing skills but also give you a rigorous full-body workout.

Keep your relationship from getting stale with this 100 Dates Bucket List scratch-off poster. This stylish poster comes with a carefully curated list of unique and fun date ideas ranging from going on a hot air balloon to going skinny dipping.

Don’t stress it if the men aren’t biting, because now you’ll easily be able to grow your very own boyfriend! Just drop this bad boy into the water and this chiseled hunk will grow to six times his original size in just seventy-two hours.

Help maintain a radiant and clear complexion without pricey and invasive treatments using this at-home blue light acne treatment device. It combines blue light therapy and T-Sonic pulsations to target blemishes and eliminate acne at the source.

Send your taste buds to dessert heaven by sipping on some premium Godiva hot chocolate. It’s made using premium milk chocolate along with the highest quality all-natural ingredients to deliver a rich, smooth, and velvety drinking experience.

No matter what mood you’re in, the LOL OMG WTF wine glass has you covered. Each line in this comical wine glass is designed to help you decide how much vino to pour depending on what type of day you’ve had and how ‘relaxed’ you want to feel.

The mini cottage incense burner is a cool way to burn incense candles and make your home smell nice. The cottage has a chimney that releases the smoke from the incense candle you burn inside of the cottage, giving off the appearance that the mini cottage is inhabited.

Make your fantasies come true with one of these personalized bobblehead figurines! Each custom bobblehead is masterfully crafted from eco-friendly polymer clay and will feature a similarity rate of over 90%.

Let your coworkers know who’s the queen bee at the office by sipping your coffee from this bitch mug. The clever design of the curvy handle completes the “itch” graphic on the mug that leaves nothing open to interpretation about who you really are.

Speed up your recovery after a night of some heavy binge drinking by taking these hangover remedy tablets the morning after. These FDA regulated tablets are designed to hydrate your body and relieve unpleasant symptoms like headaches and wine shits. 

Spend your summer days in a drunk haze when you bring along the floating and self standing wine glass to your local beach or watering hole. Made from a tough machine washable acrylic, it features a patented ball and stem design that keeps it floating/standing upright.

Fall into a soothing and relaxing sleep faster than ever before with help from this deep sleep pillow spray. Just a few spritzes of this clinically proven spray is all you’ll need to fall asleep faster and wake up feeling more refreshed than ever.

Keep your feet feeling baby smooth using this electric callus remover and shaver. It features a compact design that fits comfortably in your hand and comes with a head that spins more than 40 times per second for better exfoliation.

Win the daily battle against the snooze button by upgrading to this alarm clock rug. The ingenious design forces you to place both of your feet on the soft memory foam rug for at least 3 seconds in order to turn the alarm clock off.

Complement your look with the must-have accessory of the fleeting moment – the chrome stick-on nails. These metallic nails will make any outfit pop, they are easy to apply and last up to seven days while the metallic toes can last for up to two weeks.

Look like the most fashionable smoker in your circle when you go to light your cigarette with this lipstick lighter. Disguised as a chic polka-dot lipstick, this refillable butane lighter is the obvious choice for any fashion forward smoker.

Make your morning shower the best part of your day by using this massaging handheld shower head. It features an ample four inch diameter chrome head and five settings such as a water-saving setting, a warm mist setting, and a soothing massage setting.

You’re guaranteed to feel the heat in more ways than one when you play Hot Ones Truth or Dab. Players will be forced to answer awkward questions that will burn bridges with friends while also burning their insides with the scorching The Last Dab hot sauce.

Make breakfast time with the sweetie a little more special by sharing drinks out of the heart shaped coffee mugs. Shaped like two curvy matching hearts, the ceramic mugs interlock perfectly when placed side by side – like you and your significant other.

Upgrade your beauty station by placing all your cosmetic products inside this makeup organizer station. Crafted from bamboo, it features a removable mirror, docking station for your tablet or smartphone, and comes coated with a stain-resistant sealant.

Experience supreme comfort by getting your feet in a pair of Cushionair Pillow Cloud Slides. Available in an array of colors, these waterproof slippers feature an insanely comfortable and flexible soft foam sole that will turn the simple act of walking into a sublime activity.

Get a brighter smile without incorporating foreign chemicals into your body by using these natural teeth whitening sticks. You simply trim 1/2″ off the bark and chew it until it forms bristles that you can clean your teeth with, without requiring any toothpaste or water.

These plush microwavable slippers were made for lounging around on cold winter days. They’re soft and fluffy and can be placed inside the microwaved and heated to produce a level of comfort that will bring you to ectasy.

This LED vanity mirror will give you the lighting you need to properly do your makeup. This dimmable mirror boasts three virtual touch smart buttons so that you can easily change the brightness or turn the lights on and off with a simple touch.