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Finding white elephant gifts for women will be easy if you follow our hand-picked gift guide featuring everything from thoughtful to funny to must have products. Whether you’re shopping for a coworker, family member, or friend, our list of gifts for women is bound to have at least one good idea for even the pickiest of ladies at your next gift exchange party. Also check out our list of white elephant gifts for moms and girlfriends.

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USB Heated Mouse Pad

Keep your hand from feeling like an icicle when you’re working in your igloo of an office by plugging in this USB heated mouse pad. This fuzzy mouse pad comes with a built-in warmer that will keep your hand nice and toasty while you work.

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Under $20

LOL OMG WTF Wine Glass

No matter what mood you’re in, the LOL OMG WTF wine glass has you covered. Each line in this comical wine glass is designed to help you decide how much vino to pour depending on what type of day you’ve had and how ‘relaxed’ you want to feel.

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Instant Bag Hanging Clip

Avoid having to place your designer bag on the dirty floor by carrying around this instant bag hanging clip. Simply open up the circular accessory and place one of the rubberized ends on the table’s edge to conveniently hang your bag right beside you.

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Nixon Base Tide Pro Surf Watch

Ensure you always know when the conditions are best for shredding some tasty waves by strapping on the Nixon Base Tide Pro surf watch. This very rugged waterproof watch comes with features like 550 pre-programmed tides and sunrise/sunset locations.

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Massaging Handheld Shower Head

Make your morning shower the best part of your day by using this massaging handheld shower head. It features an ample four inch diameter chrome head and five settings such as a water-saving setting, a warm mist setting, and a soothing massage setting.

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Under $100

The Perfect Temperature Pillow

Sleep more comfortably than ever before by keeping your body at the ideal temp using the perfect temperature pillow. The pillow is made with specialized beads that can absorb or release heat depending on your body’s mean temperature.

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Shower Shaving Foot Rest

The shower shaving foot rest is the leg-shaving woman’s truest companion in the shower. For those women who like a clean shaven leg without the fuss of sitting down in the bath or falling down with legs splayed, this foot rest saves, and shaves, the day.

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Over $100

Yoga Learning Mat

Ditch the overcrowded classes and become a skilled yogi from the comfort of home using the yoga learning mat. This natural rubber mat comes with a ten-session DVD and numbered circles printed onto the surface of the mat that show proper hand and foot placement.

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Under $30

The Gift Of Nothing

This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.

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Heated Microwaveable Foot Booties

Keep your tootsies nice and cozy during those frigid winter days by slipping into these heated microwaveable booties. They will not only keep you warm, but also penetrate deep to help relieve stress and pain. They can even be frozen for cold therapy.

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Japanese Rose Shaped Soap Dispenser

Feel like you’re lathering up with ultra soft flowers by using this Japanese rose shaped soap dispenser. It comes filled with soap made from natural botanicals and soothing flowers that is dispensed in the form of small white foamy blooming roses.

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F*ck Off Sleeping Mask

Ensure you remain undisturbed while you’re catching some Z’s by wearing this “Fuck Off” sleeping mask. It’s made from ultra smooth and soft 100% silk on both sides, filled with fluffy cotton, and embroidered with a bold message that’ll keep others away.

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The Squeeze Bottle Bidet

Leave toilet paper behind for good and clean your nether regions in a more hygienic way with the squeeze bottle bidet. This 10-oz bottle features an ergonomic design that’ll let you easily wipe away any mess without having to get your hands dirty.

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Under $10

Glow In The Dark Nail Polish

Turn your hands into all-night glow sticks at the next party by getting your nails done with the glow in the dark nail polish. This eye-catching shade goes on easy and leaves a flawless finish that makes your fingertips glow with a bright yellowish green hue. 

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Under $30

Giant Bath Bombs

Make your next soak more colorful and relaxing than ever by dropping in one of these giant bath bombs. Each set includes a dozen 5-ounce bombs that are handmade using all natural and organic ingredients that will smooth and moisturize your skin.

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Under $10

You Are A Badass Book

Life’s too short to live unhappy – so create the life you’ve always envisioned by reading “You Are A Badass”. Renowned success coach Jen Sincero provides inspiring stories and helpful advice so you can end self-doubt and become the best version of you.

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Aromatherapy Shower Steamers

These aromatherapy steamers will transform your next shower into a delightful stress-melting experience. The set includes six steamers with equally heavenly scents like peppermint, watermelon, and lavender that will relax and take you to a blissful worry-free place.

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Giant Gummy Bear

The giant gummy bear is an epic achievement in mankind’s culinary history. This massive gummy bear weighs over 4.5 pounds and has a wide variety of uses outside of its own nutritional value, making this sugary monstrosity perfect for any occasion.

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Dr. Sheffield’s Chocolate Toothpaste

Get your fussy kids looking forward to brushing their teeth by placing a dab of Dr. Sheffield’s chocolate toothpaste on their brushes. This time-tested natural toothpaste features a delightful chocolaty flavor that will thrill kids and chocoholics alike.

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Under $10

Easy Clean Water Bottle

There is no easy way to clean a typical re-usable water bottle – until now – the easy clean water bottle has a detachable lid at both the bottom and top, giving you easy access to clean off the build up of bacteria you normally wouldn’t be able to reach in a water bottle.

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Tampon Flasks

It’s that time of the month again – time to get drunk! With these tampon flasks you can discretely sneak alcohol into just about anywhere and no security guard in their right mind would dare question it unless they’ve got some kind of weird tampon inspecting fetish.

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Under $20

Essential Art Therapy Exercises

Essential Art Therapy Exercises will help you find your inner peace by dealing with difficult problems through art. It comes loaded with a series of insightful prompts as well as 75 exercises that are designed to help you express yourself and better manage your problems.

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Under $10

iPhone Fan

There might not be an app to end the heat wave going on, but at least now you can keep cool with this iPhone fan. This compact and soft blade winged fan connects to and is powered by your iPhone, giving off a cool breeze and making your iPhone that much more useful.

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Over $100

Light Therapy Face Rejuvanation Mask

Improve your complexion while looking like a serial killer by using this light therapy face rejuvenation mask. Despite its eerie appearance, it delivers a spa-quality experience that will treat a myriad of skin related issues such as wrinkles.

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Under $20

Floating Self Standing Wine Glass

Spend your summer days in a drunk haze when you bring along the floating and self standing wine glass to your local beach or watering hole. Made from a tough machine washable acrylic, it features a patented ball and stem design that keeps it floating/standing upright.

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Under $100

iPhone + iPad Printer

Print photos from your iPhone or iPad with ease with this printer designed specifically for the iPhone and iPad. It’s compact size means you can print anywhere at a high resolution with no computer needed – just plug in your iPad or iPhone and print!

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Under $50

Acupressure Earrings

These acupressure earrings will make you look good and feel even better. These fashionable 24K plated earrings place small magnets over key pressure points on the ear to help alleviate everything from anxiety to insomnia.

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Hairclip Multi-Tool

If MacGyver had a vagina, he/she would undoubtedly own one of these hairclip multi-tools. Traditionally used by alpha females to mark their territory in their spouse’s domicile, this hair clip functions as a screwdriver, wrench, ruler and even a cutting edge!

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The Bottomless Mimosa Glass

Do Sunday morning brunch right by quenching your thirst with the bottomless mimosa glass. This brunch staple is large enough to fit up to eight servings and is decorated with a label that reads “my personal bottomless mimosa.”

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Under $10

MacBook Pocket Mirror

Looking for a pocket mirror that shows your blatant obsession with Apple products? No bigger than an iPod Nano, these pocket mirrors are styled like a miniature MacBook Air – except the monitor has been replaced with a high quality reflective mirror.

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Guitar Ice Cube Mold

These novelty guitar ice cube molds are a fun and unique way to keep your drinks cold. The guitar ice cube mold is made from food grade silicone, and looks like a real guitar when it’s finished freezing. The guitar ice cube mold makes a great gift housewarming gift too.

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Over $100

Beats Studio Buds

Do your music justice by listening to it through the Beats Studio Buds. These sweat and water-resistant earbuds boast specs like superb sound quality, 8 hours of continuous listening time, an active noise-canceling mode, class 1 Bluetooth, and more!

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Sterling Silver Cat Earrings

Put the perfect finishing touch on your outfit by accessorizing with these adorable sterling silver cat earrings. These classy and cute earrings are made from 925 sterling silver and can be dressed up or down depending on the occasion.

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Wine-Opoly Board Game

Become a wine connoisseur during family game night by sitting down for a rousing board game of Wine-Opoly. Instead of properties, players buy prized wines, collect bunches of grapes, and trade them in for decanters.

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Over $100

Non-Lethal Pepper Launcher Kit

The Byrna SD non-lethal pepper gun will stop a would-be attacker dead on their tracks without causing them serious harm. It’s capable of shooting pepper-spray projectiles at up to 320 feet per second and requires no permits to use or background checks to purchase.

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Over $100

Giant Wooden Stacking Blocks

Take fun to new heights with this giant wooden stacking blocks game. With the ability to create a tower over four feet tall, these giant wooden tower building blocks are great for the outdoors, and come with a handy travel bag.

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Under $50

My Life Story Diary

Immortalize special moments and treasured memories that you never want to forget by writing them down in the My Life Story diary. This journal comes with 1,080 blank pages that are ready to be filled with random thoughts, important events, and pictures that highlight your life.

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Fuck This Shit Show Gratitude Journal

Life can be a lot to take sometimes and the Fuck This Shitshow gratitude journal is here to help. Inside its pages, you’ll get to do things like rate your mood in pineapples, read dozens of inspirational quotes, and even write down your thoughts.

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Bath Bomb Making Kit

Turn every dip in your tub into a spa quality experience by making your custom bath bombs using this kit. It comes with everything necessary to craft up to 12 therapeutic-grade bath bombs with 100% pure essential oils and no artificial scents or fillers.

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Pepper Spray Bracelet

Feel safe when you’re strolling down the mean streets by strapping on this pepper spray bracelet. This handy accessory can be used up to three feet away and features a sleek and slim minimalist style that’s discreet and comfortable!

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Makeup Organizer Station

Upgrade your beauty station by placing all your cosmetic products inside this makeup organizer station. Crafted from bamboo, it features a removable mirror, docking station for your tablet or smartphone, and comes coated with a stain-resistant sealant.

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Under $10

The Present Of Nothing

This is the ideal gift for those hard-to-shop-for types who always say “nothing” when you ask them what they want. The present of nothing consists of a small empty box with the quote “This box contains nothing. Exactly what you wanted!”

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Oversized Hoodie Sweatshirt Blanket

On cold days, there’s no better way to lounge around the house than in one of these oversized hoodie sweatshirt blankets! These incredibly soft and roomy blankets come in a range of vibrant colors and feature a loose fit that make them great for indoor or outdoor use.

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Under $20

Smooth Baby Soft Foot Exfoliation Mask

Give your poor, tired feet the pampering they deserve by rejuvenating them with this smooth baby soft foot exfoliation mask. It is specially designed with skin moisturizing ingredients that will help get rid of dull, coarse, and dead skin.

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Under $100

Kulae Elite Hybrid Yoga Mat

Not even the sweatiest of hot yoga classes will be a match for the Kulae Elite hybrid yoga mat. It measures 72″ x 24″ x 0.5″ thick comes with a non-slip surface on the bottom and a bamboo microfiber top side that will absorb all your sweat.

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Zombie Face Treatment Masks

These zombie face masks will make you look like the stuff of nightmares before revealing your true radiant self. This 8-in-1 full-face treatment mask will help reduce things like fine lines and winkles in addition to tightening and visibly lifting up your skin for a more youthful look.

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Over $100

LED Vanity Dimmable Mirror

This LED vanity mirror will give you the lighting you need to properly do your makeup. This dimmable mirror boasts three virtual touch smart buttons so that you can easily change the brightness or turn the lights on and off with a simple touch.

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Under $30

Deep Exfoliation Foot Peel

Give your crusty feet a new lease on life by making them baby-smooth using this deep exfoliation foot peel. About 5 days after you place the special goo-filled booties on, dead layers of calloused skin will begin to peel off until eventually you’re left with only fresh baby skin.

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World Traveler Scratch Off Map

Have fun keeping track of all the places you’ve traveled to with this scratch off world map. Any place you’ve traveled to you get the satisfying pleasure of scratching off and revealing some colored geography. This scratch off map makes a cool gift for people who love to see the world.

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Stun Gun Lipstick

Quickly deter an attacker with this stun gun lipstick. It’s disguised as a run-of-the-mill lip stick so that you can discreetly tote it in your purse and delivers a potent three million volt shock that will stop any threat dead on their tracks.

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100 Dates Bucket List Scratch Poster

Keep your relationship from getting stale with this 100 Dates Bucket List scratch-off poster. This stylish poster comes with a carefully curated list of unique and fun date ideas ranging from going on a hot air balloon to going skinny dipping.

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Quick Cleaning Hair Brush

Say goodbye to disgusting hair clumps in your brush by swapping your old one out for this quick cleaning hair brush. The innovative design incorporates two buttons that you squeeze together in order to retract the bristles for easy cleaning.

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Baby Animal Sheet Masks

Have a little fun while you nurture and rejuvenate your skin by using these baby animal sheet masks. Each thermo-sensitive color fading mask transforms your boring old human face into an adorable little animal like a seal, a panda, a cute kitty, or a pug.

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BestSelf Planner & Journal Notebook

Get your act together with help from the BestSelf planner and journal notebook. This intelligently designed 13-week goals planner comes with “tried-and-tested templates and tools” that will help you organize, prioritize, and kick procrastination to the curb.

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Healthy Hair Biotin Gummy Vitamins

Improve the beauty and health of your hair and nails quickly and easily with Sugarbearhair’s yummy gummy vitamins. They’re loaded with biotin, Vitamin A, C, D, E, B-6, Folic Acid, Vitamin B-12, Pantothenic Acid, Iodine, Zinc, Choline, and Inositol.

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Hot Ones Truth Or Dab

You’re guaranteed to feel the heat in more ways than one when you play Hot Ones Truth or Dab. Players will be forced to answer awkward questions that will burn bridges with friends while also burning their insides with the scorching The Last Dab hot sauce.

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Floral Self-Defense Kubaton Keychain

Keep an ace up your sleeve, or rather, in your purse if danger arises by toting around this floral self-defense kubaton keychain. Designed by a self-defense expert, this virtually unbreakable keychain allows you to strike your attacker with the point or use your keys as a whip.

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The Magical Makeup Eraser

Easily erase all your makeup using nothing more than a bit of water and the magical Makeup Eraser! One side of this machine washable cloth erases all your makeup – even waterproof mascara – while the other side of the cloth exfoliates your skin.

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Never Ending Singing Birthday Card

Make your loved one’s special day a little more memorable by driving them insane with this never ending singing birthday card. From the moment the card is opened it plays music nonstop until the battery dies hours later.

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Beginners Cheese Making Kit

Making delicious homemade cheese is more convenient than ever before when you use this beginners cheese making kit. With this easy-to-follow kit you’ll be able to make up to five types of delectable cheese varieties including, Ricotta, Burrata, Goat, and Mozzarella.

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Handbag Raincoat

Ensure your expensive designer bag remains in perfect condition on rainy days by covering it with this handbag raincoat. This translucent raincoat features a darkened elegant border and covers the entire purse while granting access to the straps.

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Giant Pink Grandma Undies
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Giant Pink Grandma Undies

Her man won’t be pitching a tent in his pants but he certainly will be trying to pitch a tent with this pair of panties (to make a pillow fort to f*ck in). She won’t have any idea what to do with the oversized panties beyond torturing her man, but that’s where the fun lies.

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Natural Teeth Whitening Sticks

Get a brighter smile without incorporating foreign chemicals into your body by using these natural teeth whitening sticks. You simply trim 1/2″ off the bark and chew it until it forms bristles that you can clean your teeth with, without requiring any toothpaste or water.

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Shark Bite Bathing Suit

Strut your stuff and turn heads by wearing the shark bite bathing suit on your next beach excursion. This fashionable one piece is designed to resemble a shark’s fierce bite and allows you to show off your ripped beach bod while entertaining your fellow beach goers.

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100 Deadly Skills: Survival Edition

Walk into the great outdoors with confidence knowing that 100 Deadly Skills: Survival Edition is in your pack. This potentially life-saving read comes loaded with a series of 100 specialized skills that are designed to help you survive in any type of climate or terrain.

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Chrome Stick-on Nails

Complement your look with the must-have accessory of the fleeting moment – the chrome stick-on nails. These metallic nails will make any outfit pop, they are easy to apply and last up to seven days while the metallic toes can last for up to two weeks.

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Gourmet Jello Shots Recipe Book

Take your jello shots from the dorm room to the black tie event with aid from the gourmet jello shots recipe book. The book provides detailed instructions and vivid imagery that show you exactly how to whip up some sophisticated, alcohol infused jello shots.

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Exfoliating Lip Brush

Keep your luscious lips looking radiant and plump with this exfoliating lip brush. Simply apply the scrub to your lips and brush in a circular motion with the brush head’s soft bristles to help stimulate blood circulation for a healthier more youthful appearance.

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Bring Me Some Wine Socks

Say what’s on your mind without uttering a single word while wearing these “bring me some wine” socks. These white cotton socks provide a soft comfy fit that’ll keep your feet toasty – making this a great gift for the lazy wine lover in your life.

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For Your Consideration: Keanu Reeves

Get your fill of Keanu – and then some – by perusing For Your Consideration: Keanu Reeves. This riveting read delves into the man, myth, and living legend known as Keanu Reeves, exploring his life, career, and various internet conspiracies like his supposed immortality.

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Temperature Adjustable Coffee Mug

Keep your succulent roast in prime drinking condition by pouring it into this adjustable temperature coffee mug. This sleek high-tech mug allows you to adjust the temperature by rotating the base so that your drink remains piping hot for hours.

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Grow A Boyfriend

Don’t stress it if the men aren’t biting, because now you’ll easily be able to grow your very own boyfriend! Just drop this bad boy into the water and this chiseled hunk will grow to six times his original size in just seventy-two hours.

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Am I Overthinking This?

Am I Overthinking This? is the remarkably captivating book that examines all of life’s big questions in a creative and colorful way. It’s witty, entertaining, and will make a wonderful addition to anyone’s coffee table.

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Mini Cottage Incense Burner

The mini cottage incense burner is a cool way to burn incense candles and make your home smell nice. The cottage has a chimney that releases the smoke from the incense candle you burn inside of the cottage, giving off the appearance that the mini cottage is inhabited.

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I Love You Pillow Cases

Turn your bedroom into a more loving spot for you and your sweetie using these “I love you” pillow cases. They come decorated with a cute and simple little cartoon of a couple romantically talking to each other through a tin can telephone.

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Toilet Bowl Coffee Mug

The toilet bowl coffee mug is without a doubt the classiest coffee mug in existence, even with the seat left up. It’s an even finer item when you use the toilet bowl coffee mug as a bowl to eat out of, and makes a great gift for people with shitty drink preferences.

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Godiva Hot Chocolate

Send your taste buds to dessert heaven by sipping on some premium Godiva hot chocolate. It’s made using premium milk chocolate along with the highest quality all-natural ingredients to deliver a rich, smooth, and velvety drinking experience.

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Hair Scalp Massager Shampoo Brush

This amazing bathtime accessory will give your scalp the royal treatment! This hair scalp massager shampoo brush is outfitted with soft thick silicone brushes that massage the scalp and is outfitted with a top handle to provide a secure grip.

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Disposable Hair Traps

Keep your drains from getting clogged by a revolting accumulation of wet hair with the disposable hair traps. Simply place it over the the drain before showering and it’ll trap all those loose hairs while allowing the water to flow down the drain.

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Asshole Repellent

Stop attracting Mr. Wrong – with the asshole repellent spray you can ensure that only good men will be coming your way on a night out. This life changing spray is scientifically engineered to repel not just assholes but also douche bags, pricks, and other types of losers.

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The COMFY Blanket Sweatshirt

Win the battle against the office thermostat with COMFY! This best selling oversized sherpa blanket/hoodie will cover nearly your entire body, so you feel completely warm and cozy in your freezing office environment!

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Under $10

Gold Flakes Nail Polish

Make your most drab outfits stand out by adding a little flair with the gold flakes nail polish. Once you bedazzle your nails with some gold flakes you’ll give the impression your hands are adorned with the finest jewels and gems available on the planet.

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Soap Rocks

Add a touch of natural beauty to your bathroom’s decor using these soap rocks. Each visually striking rock features a swirl of vivid color combinations, along with a delightful geranium moss scent, and of course it helps moisturize your skin.

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My Face Cosmetic Bag

Makeup is awesome, so why not embrace it by storing all your accessories inside the “contents: my face” cosmetic bag? The bag comes in a fun pink hue along with the comical message that tells the whole world that’s where your money maker is stored.

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Black Cat Stockings

The black cat stockings will bring you anything but bad luck – unless you happen to cross your legs. They’re the stylish stockings designed to turn your plain legs into a pair of cute black cats, complete with an adorable curvy tail in the back.

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Miracle Trigger Tension Reliever

This miracle trigger tension reliever will deliver instant pain relief virtually anywhere you are. This ultra-portable gadget is equipped with a couple of crystals that create a small electrical charge to provide acupressure-like relief without resorting to needles.

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Hair Coloring Chalk

Switch through hair colors faster than you change outfits with the hair coloring chalk. This unique chalk comes in every color under the sun and allows you to temporarily dye your hair with the same ease as coloring a piece of paper. The chalk works great for pranks too.

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The Bridal Buddy

Wearing luxurious gowns is all good and fun until it’s time for a dreaded bathroom break. Luckily, the Bridal Buddy is here to save the day! This ingenious accessory makes it possible to easily lift up your entire gown so that your next potty experience easier than ever.

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Over $100

Smartphone Instant Film Printer

Share your narcissistic selfies on a whole new level with the smartphone instant film printer. This portable printer lets you instantly print the pictures you take with your smartphone, so all your friends can have their very own dick pic duck-face picture of you.

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Over $100

Polaroid Now+ i-Type Instant Camera

The Polaroid Now+ i-Type instant camera makes it remarkably convenient to step up your photography game and unleash your creativity. It includes features like a tripod mode and aperture priority while giving you access to 5 lens filters for amazing photographs.

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Under $20

Himalayan Salt Fire Bowl Lamp

Create a soothing and inviting atmosphere in any part of your home by turning on a Himalayan salt fire bowl lamp. Each six inch diameter bowl is hand carved from 100% Himalayan salt and is outfitted with a small bulb at the bottom that makes it appear as if the bowl is on fire.

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Under $20

Metal Chain Wine Stand

Confuse your brain while storing your wine bottles with this clever metal chain bottle rack. The metal chain appears to be loosely hanging, but it is actually locked into it’s bottle holding position, making for an interesting wine rack for any home and a cool house warming gift.

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Under $100

Alarm Clock Rug

Win the daily battle against the snooze button by upgrading to this alarm clock rug. The ingenious design forces you to place both of your feet on the soft memory foam rug for at least 3 seconds in order to turn the alarm clock off.

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Under $50

Electric Heated Travel Blanket

Stay warm and toasty while travelling through bitter cold weather by wrapping yourself up in the electric heated travel blanket. The blanket plugs easily into the car’s electrical outlet and heats up the soft fleece so you remain cozy and comfortable while on the go.

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Under $30

Pregnancy Belly Painting Kit

Paint a masterpiece on your belly while you grow a masterpiece in your belly with this pregnancy painting kit. The kit is completely safe for use and includes everything you’ll need to unleash your imagination and make your pregnant glow even stronger.

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Over $100

At-Home Blue Light Acne Treatment Device

Help maintain a radiant and clear complexion without pricey and invasive treatments using this at-home blue light acne treatment device. It combines blue light therapy and T-Sonic pulsations to target blemishes and eliminate acne at the source.

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Under $20

Hangover Remedy Tablets

Speed up your recovery after a night of some heavy binge drinking by taking these hangover remedy tablets the morning after. These FDA regulated tablets are designed to hydrate your body and relieve unpleasant symptoms like headaches and wine shits. 

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Under $100

Pool Couch

If you’re going to bum it out on a couch all day, you might as well get a tan in the process. The pool couch is an inflatable water float that easily fits two people and their drink of choice in the built in arm rest cup holders, and makes a great gift to relax on the water.

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Genuine Leather Rucksack Backpack

Tote around all your travel gear in an elegant and practical manner inside this genuine leather rucksack. This stylish backpack of high-quality construction is handcrafted by skilled artisans and features a timeless style ideal for camping or urban travel alike.

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Bitch Mug

Let your coworkers know who’s the queen bee at the office by sipping your coffee from this bitch mug. The clever design of the curvy handle completes the “itch” graphic on the mug that leaves nothing open to interpretation about who you really are.

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Over $100

Marshall Wireless Earbuds

The Marshall wireless earbuds will keep the music going all day long. These Bluetooth 5.2 earbuds boast powerful 12mm drivers for smooth mids and effortless deep bass and feature 25 hours of wireless playtime with the charging case.

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Hairbrush Flask

Keep your silky hair tangle free and your liver over-saturated with alcohol with the hairbrush flask. This 6 oz. flask is shaped like a functional paddle brush but it unscrews at the bottom any time you’re in need of a little pick-me-up. No one will ever suspect your raging alcoholism.

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Under $20

The Pregnancy Cookbook

Fulfill your wife’s wildest and weirdest culinary cravings during her pregnancy by whipping up mouth-watering treats from The Pregnancy Cookbook. The book comes chock-full of yummy one-of-a-kind recipes that are guaranteed to satisfy you wife’s palate.

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Shade Shifter Multichrome Nail Polish

Transform your manicure’s appearance instantly by painting your nails using this shade shifter mutichrome nail polish. This unique shade changes depending on the way the light hits it, making it appear as red orange, purple, blue, cyan, and many other colors.

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The Scruffie Leg Shaver

Cut yourself in 5 spots all at once in record time by shaving your legs with the Scruffie! The shaver’s distinctive design allows you to bend it to conform to the leg or neck so that you shave up to five times quicker.

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Rainbow Splat Nail Polish

When you can’t decide what color to get your manicure/pedicure simply go with the rainbow splat nail polish and get all of them! This untraditional shade mashes together all the colors of the rainbow over a white backdrop to create a beautifully messy nail color.

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Under $20

Hamburger Socks

Turn your socks into the star of your outfit by making our look pop with these hamburger socks. Designed to look like two mouth-watering burgers with all the fixings, these fashionable socks will instantly improve any outfit while making your love of burgers known to the world.

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Under $10

Candy Nipple Tassels

Treat your partner to a titillating session by putting on these candy nipple tassels. These colorful and completely edible tassels have a 2.75-inch diameter, measure 5-inches long, and will give a brand new meaning to sweet lovin’.

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Over $100

Nexersys N3 Personal Boxing Trainer

Get in fighting shape from the comfort of home by honing your skills with the Nexersys N3 personal boxing trainer. This interactive trainer will not only improve your boxing skills but also give you a rigorous full-body workout.

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Under $30

Relief Shower Steamers

These Relief Shower Steamers will transform your next rinse into a soothing and invigorating experience that’ll wash away all your stress and fatigue. It’s infused with essential oils along with an intoxicatingly refreshing eucalyptus aroma that is guaranteed to relax you.

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Under $20

Edible Wine Glitter

Make your cocktails the talk of the town by giving them some eye-catching flair with this edible glitter. This 100% edible food-grade glitter is vegan-friendly, Kosher, and comes available in twenty alluring color options.

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Over $100

LED Clutch Bag

Stand apart from the crowd when you go out at night by accessorizing with this LED clutch bag. This wearable piece of art features a compact size and allows you to customize the images on your bag using an App on your phone with over 20 animations.

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Under $20

Electric Callus Remover And Shaver

Keep your feet feeling baby smooth using this electric callus remover and shaver. It features a compact design that fits comfortably in your hand and comes with a head that spins more than 40 times per second for better exfoliation.

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Under $100

Dual Jet Bath Spa

Instantly transform your simple tub into a five star delight using the dual jet bath spa. This attachment fits all standard tubs and features adjustable jets and nozzles to create an enthralling whirlpool experience that’ll leave you fully relaxed. 

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Under $10

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Now you can secretly carry around a lighter with this deceptive lighter that looks like a pack of chewing gum. These clever pocket lighters are refillable and come in a variety of gum brand styles, with everything from Double Mint to Juicy Fruit.

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Under $30

Heart Shaped Coffee Mugs

Make breakfast time with the sweetie a little more special by sharing drinks out of the heart shaped coffee mugs. Shaped like two curvy matching hearts, the ceramic mugs interlock perfectly when placed side by side – like you and your significant other.

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Under $30

Camera Lens Coffee Mug

This high quality and super detailed camera lens is actually a coffee mug you can drink out of! The camera lens coffee mug is a great gift for photography enthusiasts, and will surely turn many heads when people see you drinking out of it.

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Over $100

BoSidin Permanent Hair Removal Device

Look better than ever with the BoSidin permanent hair removal device. In addition to removing hair in just three weeks, it employs the use of optimal pulse technology and red light rejuvenation to leave your skin looking radiant.

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Under $100

Facial Fitness Device

Help maintain a more youthful appearance without going under the knife by using this facial fitness device. Although it may look a bit silly, it’s designed to tone and firm weak facial muscles with just two short 30 second sessions per day.

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Under $30

Night Driving Glasses

Make night drives safer for yourself and those on the road with a pair of night driving glasses. These stylish sunnies boast an AL-MG metal frame that’s both durable and lightweight while the lenses provide superb UV protection while filtering out 20% of glare at night.

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Under $20

Candy Bra

Blur the lines between foreplay and snack time by surprising your partner with this delectable candy bra. You’ll look sweeter than ever when you slip into this completely edible one-size-fits-most bra that is guaranteed to delight in more ways than one.

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Under $50

Hairbrella Rain Hat

Keep your perfectly coiffed hair from becoming a hot mess on rainy days by heading out with the Hairbrella rain hat. This fashionable and practical accessory features a lightweight waterproof microfiber exterior that shields your face and hair from the elements.

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Over $100

Jewelry Cabinet Mirror

Keep your room looking tidy by storing all your accessories inside this jewelry cabinet mirror. This tilting 43 inch long mirror’s space-saving design features a slim yet spacious storage cabinet with 48 necklace hooks, 6 lined shelves, and a bracelet rod.

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Under $10

Lipstick Lighter

Look like the most fashionable smoker in your circle when you go to light your cigarette with this lipstick lighter. Disguised as a chic polka-dot lipstick, this refillable butane lighter is the obvious choice for any fashion forward smoker.

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Under $30

Plush Microwavable Slippers

These plush microwavable slippers were made for lounging around on cold winter days. They’re soft and fluffy and can be placed inside the microwaved and heated to produce a level of comfort that will bring you to ectasy.

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Under $20

Auto Shut-Off Safety Outlet

Ensure you never accidentally burn down the house by using this auto shut-off safety outlet. Simply plug it in, set the timer, and you’ll no longer have to worry about curling irons, slow cookers, and other appliances potentially causing a fire if you forget to turn them off.

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Under $100

Full Body Pillow

Cry yourself to sleep in loving embrace of the full body pillow. It provides your tired back and legs with the physical support you need while providing your shattered heart with the emotional support it craves until Mr. Right comes along.

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Under $50

Deep Sleep Pillow Spray

Fall into a soothing and relaxing sleep faster than ever before with help from this deep sleep pillow spray. Just a few spritzes of this clinically proven spray is all you’ll need to fall asleep faster and wake up feeling more refreshed than ever.

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Under $30

Night Time Heat Free Hair Curlers

Give your straight locks some much needed volume without harming your hair by going to bed with these night time heat free hair curlers. Simply wrap your hair around these extra-absorbent, memory-foam core curlers to wake up with magnificent curls in the morning.

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Under $20

I Wrote A Book About You

Fill a loved one’s heart with pure joy by gifting them I Wrote A Book About You. This imaginative and heartfelt gift will show your favorite person just why you think they’re so amazing in a fun, witty, and lighthearted manner.

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Under $20

Earbuds Tethering Necklace

Keep your headphones from becoming a cluster of knots in your pocket or purse using the earbuds tethering necklace. This useful necklace features a colorful appearance and keeps your earbuds nice and untangled, so they’re always at hand.

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Under $50

The Pregnancy Pillow

If you seek to lounge or catch some Zs in utmost comfort you need the pregnancy pillow. This 100% hypoallergenic pillow features a “C” design that you can position in a number of ways so that you can be comfortable in whatever position you are in.

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Over $100

All-Terrain Stroller Wagon

This all-terrain stroller wagon is your go-to stroller for when you and the fam are looking to venture off the beaten path. It’s outfitted with large chunky tires, a spacious interior big enough for two, and even a pair of canopies with UPF 50+ to protect from the sun.

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Over $100

Aromatherapy Memory Foam Pillows

Make your nights more calming than ever by resting your tired head on one of these aromatherapy memory foam pillows. They’re made from soft yet supportive foam and are available in a variety of soothing scents like chamomile and peppermint.

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Under $50

The Ultimate Fashion Bible

Learn the ins and out of the multi-billion dollar fashion industry by reading the ultimate fashion bible. Fashionpedia acts as a visual dictionary that guides you through every facet of the industry – from technical terms to its fascinating history.

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Under $30

Hyper Fast Iced Coffee Maker

There’s always time to fit a chilled cup of java into your busy day when you’ve got the hyper fast iced coffee maker! This 12.5 ounce container can chill a hot coffee by up to 130 degrees in just 60 seconds without dilution and can also be used with other beverages.

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Under $30

Cushionaire Pillow Cloud Slides

Experience supreme comfort by getting your feet in a pair of Cushionair Pillow Cloud Slides. Available in an array of colors, these waterproof slippers feature an insanely comfortable and flexible soft foam sole that will turn the simple act of walking into a sublime activity.

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Over $100

Personalized Bobblehead Figurines

Make your fantasies come true with one of these personalized bobblehead figurines! Each custom bobblehead is masterfully crafted from eco-friendly polymer clay and will feature a similarity rate of over 90%.

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Under $100

Lace Your Face Facial Mask

Keep your skin looking young and radiant by pampering yourself using these natural stretch cotton lace facial masks. Apart from looking fabulous, they provide a combination of anti-aging hydrolyzed collagen and hyaluronic acid to improve your overall skin radiance.

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Under $30

Borat Mankini One Piece Swimsuit

Heat things up when you hit the water by strutting your stuff in this Borat mankini one-piece swimsuit. This head-turning one-piece comes with a wrap-around design of Borat’s hot bod that leaves very little to the imagination.

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Other White Elephant Gift Ideas

How to Make Money in Your Spare Time

Everybody needs a side hustle. This comical book will show you how to make some extra coin in a not so legal way. It includes real advice from the Mafia and crooked politicians to give you insight on how to scam and cheat your way to the top!

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Sexy Lace Lingerie

You’re a snacc and this is your wrapper. Pick your BF’s favorite color and wrap your bon bons up with lace and a bow. With a look this sexy, he might not be able to get his treat unwrapped without taking a bite.

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Hockey Puck Bottle Opener

Combine your two greatest passions into one compact and enabling package with the hockey puck bottle opener. With a maple leaf emblazoned on one side and bottle opener on the other, it’s the most Canadian way possible to pop open a maple lager.

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DIY Magic Flying Butterfly Card

Cards that sing are old news. Cards that release a paper butterfly that will literally fly by your friend are the new trend in greetings. Keep the camera on your friend to catch their face when they see this bug flutter by.

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Beginners Cheese Making Kit

Making delicious homemade cheese is more convenient than ever before when you use this beginners cheese making kit. With this easy-to-follow kit you’ll be able to make up to five types of delectable cheese varieties including, Ricotta, Burrata, Goat, and Mozzarella.

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Desk Foot Hammock

There’s no better way to lower your stress levels on the job than to feel like you’re in a tropical hammock kickin’ back with a margarita. While this hammock won’t give you all that, it will help provide support for your legs and lower back.

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The Fart Vacuum

The FartVac sucks up and filters farts. No more holding in something as natural as breathing, now you can fart proudly and minimize the stench for those around you with the FartVac! It’s the modern invention you never knew existed, but can’t live without!

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Crafting with Cat Hair

The friend that’s always covered in cat hair doesn’t have to let that fluff go to waste any more. Crafting with Cat Hair provides all the instructions they need to make giftable artisan items made from Mr. Jingles’ fur.

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Hand Shocking Lie Detector

Stop smelling your man’s dick at five in the morn – go the professional route by interrogating him with help from the hand shocking lie detector. Only the truth will set your baby daddy free and keep him from getting shocked should he decide to answer dishonestly. 

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What I Love About Dad Fill-in Journal

You love everything about him, but if you want to get a little bit more specific, this book is here to be your guide. On its 112 pages are prompts to help you better express your positive feelings about dad and the great things he’s done.

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Dude Wipes Flushable Wipes

When the twigs and berries are a little ripe but there’s no time for a shower, Dude Wipes can freshen things up. These wipes are bigger than the average, flushable, and contain aloe and vitamin E so whatever is wiped will be as soft as it is fresh.

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Great White Shark Bookbag

The great white shark book bag is a great way for kids to let everyone know they roll deep with the baddest mofos in the ocean, the great white shark. It’s been reported that owners of the great white shark book bag live longer and more lucrative lives too.

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LED Clutch Bag

Stand apart from the crowd when you go out at night by accessorizing with this LED clutch bag. This wearable piece of art features a compact size and allows you to customize the images on your bag using an App on your phone with over 20 animations.

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Apple Airpods

With Airpods you can discreetly listen to music, check out some podcasts, or just manage phone calls more easily. They integrate with both iPhone and Androids, and come with a convenient wireless charging case!

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100 Tricks To Appear Smart In Meetings

This hilarious book includes 100 tips and tricks you never knew you needed – but once you do you’ll wonder how you ever lived without them. This easy to read book comes with all kinds of info like how to listen while completing ignoring coworkers, how to manage your nodding frequency, and much more!

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Beginner’s Craft Beer Making Kit

Embark on the boozy journey of a lifetime as you unleash your inner brewmaster with this beginner’s Craft Beer Making Kit. It includes everything needed to whip up a batch of thirst-quenching craft beer that’ll be ready to drink in just 3-4 weeks.

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NERF Blaster Modification Guide

Gain an upper hand in battle by improving your existing NERF blaster with help from this great modification guide. The man behind the YouTube Channel “Out of Darts” will show you how to create a cooler looking blaster with improved firing capacity, range, and speed.

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The Lazy Phone Holder

Haters gon’ hate. The lazy phone holder is perfect for taking on a plane, on walking on a treadmill, or really anywhere. It can hold any smartphone, placing it at the ideal viewing height.

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Automobile Health Monitor

Take the guess work out of trying to decipher what your check engine lights mean using this automobile health monitor. The sensor plugs directly into your car’s dash and sends notifications to your phone in simple terms that anyone can understand.

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Tile Sport Key Finder Device

If you’re a stupid idiot who always forgets his keys, you need a Tile. This bluetooth device will let you quickly and easily find your keys (or anything you attach it to), just ring it remotely from the app and it’ll start audibly sounding so you can track it down.

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The Carry-on Cocktail Kit

Join the mile high mixologist club with a carry-on friendly cocktail kit. Contains everything you need to make the perfect old-fashioned. All he’ll need is the whiskey on the rocks from the flight attendant.

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Dickhead Shirt

Ensure the person gets your not-so-subtle message loud and clear by presenting them with the dickhead shirt. The absurd yet entertaining design comes with a pair of slightly hairy testicles hanging right over the chest area.

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Jesus Shaves Heat Activated Mug

Thou shalt be jealous of the luscious locks that Jesus is rocking after a shave. This mug is heat activated so when your cup runneth over, Jesus “shaves” and his full beard disappears.

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Jeep Pedal Kart

Give your offspring their first taste of adventure with the Jeep pedal kart. The study metallic frame keeps your young adventurer safe while the rugged wheels and sturdy construction allows them to maneuver through uneven terrain like a pro.

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Gourmet PB&J Of The Month Club

What better gift for the foodie who has it all than a subscription to this gourmet PB&J of the month club? Each month, this one-of-a-kind club delivers finger-licking sandwiches filled with gourmet peanut butter and jellies from specialized boutiques from around the globe.

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Facial Hair Clippings Catcher Bib

Avoid making a mess next time you manscape your ruggedly handsome mug by using this facial hair clippings catcher bib. You simply tie this one size fits all bib around your neck and hang the other end to the mirror using the attached suction cups.

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Deep Exfoliation Foot Peel

Give your crusty feet a new lease on life by making them baby-smooth using this deep exfoliation foot peel. About 5 days after you place the special goo-filled booties on, dead layers of calloused skin will begin to peel off until eventually you’re left with only fresh baby skin.

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Pooping Pooches Calendar

Who is the Pooping Pooches Calendar meant for, you ask? EVERYONE! People who love dogs, people who hate dogs, cat owners, it doesn’t matter. It’s a calendar with dogs pooping! Why wouldn’t you want to buy this thing?!

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Baby Animal Sheet Masks

Have a little fun while you nurture and rejuvenate your skin by using these baby animal sheet masks. Each thermo-sensitive color fading mask transforms your boring old human face into an adorable little animal like a seal, a panda, a cute kitty, or a pug.

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Exfoliating Lip Brush

Keep your luscious lips looking radiant and plump with this exfoliating lip brush. Simply apply the scrub to your lips and brush in a circular motion with the brush head’s soft bristles to help stimulate blood circulation for a healthier more youthful appearance.

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Scary Peeper Window Hanging Mask

Ensure the kids never have another restful night by placing this scary peeper window hanging mask outside of their bedroom. Simply attach it right above the window sill to create the illusion that a creepy peeping Tom lasciviously looking inside your home.

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Beer Tracking Bottle Opener

Monitor your level of inebriation by popping open each brew using the beer tracking bottle opener. With each opened bottle, a helpful screen on the front displays the number of beers you’ve opened, allowing you to assess your raging alcoholism with accuracy.

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Fireplace Skull Gas Log

Give your Halloween party a more hellish ambiance by throwing one of these badass fireproof skull gas logs into the fireplace. This sinister looking accessory measures 8.6″ x 7″ and is crafted from high strength and temperature-resistant cement.

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Blueprints For Making Cool Stuff Book

Get your creative juices flowing by occupying your time with the “Blueprints For Making Cool Stuff” book. This informative read features easy to follow instructions that teach you how to make everything from bunk bed communicators to other wacky gadgets. 

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Love Is Art Canvas & Paint Kit

If getting down and dirty is your style, create your own Pollock-esque painting with this art kit. You use your body as the brush to create a work of art that uniquely showcases your love.

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Borat Mankini One Piece Swimsuit

Heat things up when you hit the water by strutting your stuff in this Borat mankini one-piece swimsuit. This head-turning one-piece comes with a wrap-around design of Borat’s hot bod that leaves very little to the imagination.

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Ultra Fast Barrel Aging Oak Bottle

Give any ordinary drink an extraordinary taste using this ultra fast barrel aging oak bottle. This unique vessel is designed to accelerate the aging process, allowing you to infuse incredible aromas into your homemade beers, cocktails, spirits, or wines.

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Medieval Hand Blades

Owning a pair of these medieval hand blades is the closest you’ll ever get to being born with mutant healing powers and given retractable blades in your fists. These fully functional hand blades are designed with mini skulls and sport a comfortable hand grip as well.

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Corona Neon Light

The Corona neon light ensures that it’s always Corona time in your man cave or in your dorm room. Need a retreat from the stresses of life, or the feeling of the breeze blowing through your hair? Just close your eyes and pretend, though sexy bikini ladies are not guaranteed.

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Air Fort Inflatable Tent

Build a kickass fort in mere seconds using this air fort inflatable tent. The tent works with any portable fan to instantly inflate and provide your little ones with a cool, secluded, and breezy hangout that they can set up anywhere.

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Hairy Gut Fanny Pack

Belly laughs will abound when someone steps out rocking a hairy beer gut. This fanny pack looks disgustingly realistic and can hold an impressive amount of items in its pouch.

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Healthy Bacon Flavored Seaweed

Good news everyone – scientists have discovered a seaweed that tastes like bacon while offering twice the nutritional value of kale! This miracle seaweed is a fast-growing strain of red marine algae known as dulse, that tastes just like bacon when fried.

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Custom Message Potato Parcel

Make someone’s day by surprising them with a custom message potato parcel. You’ll be able to send a short, totally random fifteen word message to anyone in the country – making this the ideal vessel for playing practical jokes on friends or strangers.

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Tactical Car Seat Cover

Maximize your car’s limited storage space with the tactical car seat cover. Apart from providing your car with some chic urban-styled decorum, it protects the upholstery from stains and features a plethora of differently sized compartments ideal for storage.

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The Beer Book

Learn everything you have ever wanted to know about the nectar of the gods by reading The Beer Book. This insanely informative and entertaining read guides you through the marvelous world of beer by examining every aspect of this delicious liquid.

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Night Time Heat Free Hair Curlers

Give your straight locks some much needed volume without harming your hair by going to bed with these night time heat free hair curlers. Simply wrap your hair around these extra-absorbent, memory-foam core curlers to wake up with magnificent curls in the morning.

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Samurai Sword Gear Stick

Dodge through traffic like a skilled warrior when you whiz through sluggish cars with help from the Samurai sword gear stick. As if driving a manual transmission vehicle wasn’t fun enough, this 10.5″ shift knob will make your daily commute that much more exciting.

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Compression Roll Up Bags

Make more space in your suitcase (or backpack) with these space saving roll up compression bags. No pump or vacuum needed, just pack it, zip, and roll – the air will then leave from the valve at the bottom!

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Pop Rocks Candy

Take your taste buds back to the glorious 1990s by snacking on these Pop Rocks! This nostalgic and always-tasty candy comes in packs of 18, 36, 54, and 72 and is available in delicious flavors like green apple, cotton candy, and bubble gum.

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Lipstick Lighter

Look like the most fashionable smoker in your circle when you go to light your cigarette with this lipstick lighter. Disguised as a chic polka-dot lipstick, this refillable butane lighter is the obvious choice for any fashion forward smoker.

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Stink Bombs

The old tried and true stink bombs are a must-have classic item in a pranksters arsenal. Just toss them wherever you want it to smell like a farm animal just unloaded weeks of diarrhea, and enjoy the show!

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Dr. Squatch Pine Tar Soap

If your BF’s natural odor is a little too Sasquatch-esque for your liking, Dr. Squatch has the cure. This pine tar soap has a fresh pine scent, has natural exfoliants to keep his skin soft, and moisturizes to prevent dryness.

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Baguette Slippers

Your feet will be feeling gouda when tucked into a pair of baguette slippers. You’ll brie overjoyed by their plush interior that’ll keep your tootsies nice and fresh baked in cool autumn and winter temps.

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Truck Bed Organizer

Maximize your truck’s practicality by keeping all your belongings stashed away within this truck bed organizer. Once installed, you’ll have two bed-length drawers and four ammo cans at your disposal so that all your gear remains neatly arranged.

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My Life Story Diary

Immortalize special moments and treasured memories that you never want to forget by writing them down in the My Life Story diary. This journal comes with 1,080 blank pages that are ready to be filled with random thoughts, important events, and pictures that highlight your life.

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My Favorite Child Gave Me This Mug

If you’ve got siblings, or even if you’re an only child, dad will appreciate this novelty mug. And you can bet the year he receives it from you, you’ll be receiving from him the best presents come your birthday.

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Braided Genuine Leather Bracelet

You don’t need diamonds to tell your BF how much he means to you. A genuine leather bracelet is a simple but meaningful way for him to accessorize. Every time he sees it, he’ll think of you.

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Instant Bag Hanging Clip

Avoid having to place your designer bag on the dirty floor by carrying around this instant bag hanging clip. Simply open up the circular accessory and place one of the rubberized ends on the table’s edge to conveniently hang your bag right beside you.

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The Perfect Temperature Pillow

Sleep more comfortably than ever before by keeping your body at the ideal temp using the perfect temperature pillow. The pillow is made with specialized beads that can absorb or release heat depending on your body’s mean temperature.

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Pregnancy Belly Painting Kit

Paint a masterpiece on your belly while you grow a masterpiece in your belly with this pregnancy painting kit. The kit is completely safe for use and includes everything you’ll need to unleash your imagination and make your pregnant glow even stronger.

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