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Buying gifts for men can be difficult, but our awesome list of hand picked white elephant gifts for men has everything you need to find a gift for any type of man. Whether you’re trying to find a gift for the guy who has it all or just your regular Joe who likes beer and golf, we’ve got hundreds of the best white elephant gifts to make sure you present will be the hit of your holiday party. These affordable presents are much more thoughtful than an ugly tie or house slippers, so start scrolling and grab something unique.

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Automobile Health Monitor

Take the guess work out of trying to decipher what your check engine lights mean using this automobile health monitor. The sensor plugs directly into your car’s dash and sends notifications to your phone in simple terms that anyone can understand.

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MVMT Watches

Remain as dapper as ever without breaking the bank by accessorizing with one of these MVMT watches. This affordable yet fashion forward collection offers a wide selection of high end watch faces and interchangeable straps that you can mix and match.

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Compact Key Holder

Avoid getting jabbed in the thighs with your keys by keeping them in the compact key holder. Unlike conventional keychains, this design allows your keys to be stored vertically within the holder so they stay organized and won’t create an unsightly bulge.

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No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror

Quit straining your neck when you backup your car with this rear view mirror that has no blind spots. This panoramic mirror is designed to give you a complete view of your rear surroundings, and makes a great gift idea for people who drive for a living.

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Finger Hockey Game

Finger sports have kept us entertained for years in school and while at work, but these finger hockey games take it to a whole new level. Included in this desktop ice hockey set are finger goalie pads, one mini hockey stick, a mini puck and goal, and of course the ice rink.

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Under $50

101 Piece Magnetic Screwdriver Set

No matter what job is at hand, this 101-piece magnetic screwdriver set will help you get the job done. With 101 pieces, bits in all manner of sizes and shapes, easy-grip handles, and a box to magnetize and demagnetize tools, dudes that love to build stuff can’t live without it.

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Chapfix Lip Balm For Men

Fight against dryness in the manliest way possible by applying a healthy helping of Chapfix lip balm for men to your chapped lips. Made with aloe, beeswax and mint, this practical limp balm even comes with an SPF 15 rating, making it a must for any outdoorsy guy.

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Beer Soap Six Pack

Get a killer buzz going while you perform your morning shower with this six pack of beer infused soap. Even if you’re not able to drink on a daily basis, you’ll still be able to incorporate some brew in your life with the beer soap six pack.

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Machete Spatula

Slice through anything that comes your way while manning the BBQ by grilling with this machete spatula. The solid oak handle provides a secure sturdy grip while the modified blade allows you to do everything from flipping a patty to opening a cold brewski.

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Ergonomic Shovel

You can’t reinvent the wheel, but you can redesign the shovel as seen with the ergonomic shovel. This revolutionary shovel design was built with proper body mechanics in mind, so you can shovel easier and suffer less back pain afterwards.

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Light Up Skateboard

Cruise around town with these lightweight and flexible longboards that are infused with LEDs that will make this light up skateboard turn heads wherever you go. Perfect for skating at night, these light up skateboards are available in blue, green, and red LED versions.

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The Gentleman’s Guide To Cocktails

What good is it having a fully stocked bar if you don’t know how to use it. The Gentleman’s Guide To Cocktails contains page after page of sophisticated and informative illustrations that demonstrate the proper way to prepare over 150 drinks every classy guy should know.

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Wireless TV Headphones

Watch your favorite late night movies without waking up your significant other using these wireless TV headphones. They provide a comfortable fit, clear crisp sound, and feature a rechargeable battery that can go for 10 hours on a single charge.

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Projects Watch Terra 40mm

Taking inspiration from contour and topographical maps, the striking Projects Watch Terra 40mm watch will add standout flair to your look. This dashing timepiece’s design resembles a “mini-quarry” that adds depth and beauty to the watch’s face.

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Wild Game Jerky

Gorge yourself on nearly every creature in the animal kingdom by snacking on some wild game jerky. Why stop at just beef? It’s a good thing someone asked this question because it led to the creation of some of the most tasty jerky on the market – yum!

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Inflatable Car Jack

Always be prepared when trudging through unforgiving terrain by bringing along the inflatable car jack. With the inflatable jack on board,  you’ll be able to quickly change a flat in sandy or muddy roads where a conventional jack simply won’t work.

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Metal Chain Wine Stand

Confuse your brain while storing your wine bottles with this clever metal chain bottle rack. The metal chain appears to be loosely hanging, but it is actually locked into it’s bottle holding position, making for an interesting wine rack for any home and a cool house warming gift.

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Beer Keg Stool

Give your home bar or man cave an authentic alcoholic touch with the beer keg stools. Just consume an entire beer keg by yourself, and this stool kit will easily allow you to transform that empty keg into a fully functional bar stool with all the necessary hardware included.

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Cocktail Smoking Box & Gun

Set your drinks apart from the rest by giving them a smoky flavor using this cocktail smoking box and gun. You simply place your drink inside the elegant and sturdy steel framed glass cage and pump it full of smoke to achieve a unique flavor.

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Bacon Flavored Coffee

Two juggernauts of the breakfast world have finally joined forces to bring your bacon flavored coffee! These premium slow smoked beans are bathed in maple bacon so you enjoy the delicious bacon flavor without all the grease and calories.

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Manly Scented Candles

Enjoy a little relaxing candlelit atmosphere without loosing any man points by lighting up one of these manly scented candles. These vegan-friednly hand-poured candles come in testosterone-ladden options such as “Black Beard, Patriot, Ranger, and Supra 56”.

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Casio G-Shock Skeleton Gold Watch

To commemorate their 35th anniversary, Casio has released these eye-catching G-Shock skeleton gold watches. Featuring the same quality and durability you’ve come to expect from the brand, they boast a stunning gold design just as beautiful as it is rugged.

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Glitter Beard Kit

Transform your dull facial hair into a shiny and shimmering mane using this glitter bead kit. The kit includes an all natural serum that won’t harm your beard, golden glitter, and a handy bib that’ll keep your body clean as you’re applying the glitter.

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Bamboo Keyboard With Mouse

This USB Keyboard + Mouse combo is made from natural bamboo and is compatible with all computers. The bamboo keyboard and mouse will give you a warm and elegant feel whenever you use your PC, even though you’re probably wasting away on dumb sites like this one.

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Foot Pump Scaffolding Jack

This brilliant foot pump scaffolding jack will make your next project a lot simpler to complete. It boasts a solid steel construction that makes it incredibly durable and features a simple yet efficient mechanism that you can easily operate with one foot.

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The Scout Hunting Slingshot

You don’t have to be an avid hunter to love The Scout Hunting Slingshot. This American-made slingshot features a sturdy polycarbonate construction frame that’ll stand up to heavy use along with an asymmetrical palmswell to accommodate both large and small hands.

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The Plant Urinal

Thanks to The Plant Urinal now you can quit throwing away your money on expensive soils and plant nutrients! Now you’ll be able to conveniently turn your liquid gold into a nutrient-packed stream that will help your flowers grow healthier and more beautiful than ever.

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RevoHair Hairline Shaping Tool

Keep your cut looking fresh in between visits to the barbershop with the RevoHair hairline shaping tool. With these one-size-fits-all tools you’ll be able to effortlessly shape your hairline, earline, neckline, taper line, and even your side-part line.

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Stained Underwear Wallet

Keep your valuables hidden where nobody would want to look with the stained underwear wallet. These doo-doo stained tighty whiteys will allow you to keep your valuables in plain sight, and are great for ensuring your stuff is left alone by security while traveling by plane.

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Amazon Oasis Waterproof Kindle

Say goodbye to soggy pages when reading poolside by upgrading to the Amazon Oasis waterproof Kindle. It features an ultra slim and lightweight design, a battery that lasts for weeks at a time, a large 7 inch glare-free display, and up to 32 GB of storage.

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LifeSpan Fitness Cycle Boxer

Watch the fat drip off your body as you get in stellar shape with the LifeSpan Fitness Cycle Boxer. It not only delivers a heart-pumping cardio workout but throws boxing into the mix so that you can simultaneously work out your upper and lower body.

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Micro Penis Cure

Embarrass your buddy like only a BF can by anonymously sending him this Micro Penis Cure. This embarrassing prank box can be sent to the address of your choice – ideal for on-the-job pranking – and even offers you the option of having them sign for it.

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No Holes Track Leather Belt

The no holes track leather belt’s ergonomic and functional design means that you’ll always achieve the perfect fit – no matter your waist size. This full-grain leather belt’s design lets you adjust your belt in small increments to ensure the perfect fit.

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Tactical Carbon Fiber Wallets

Keep your cash and cards secure and organized without creating an uncomfortable bulk by placing your stuff in one of these tactical carbon fiber wallets. Despite the ultra slim profile, this RFID blocking wallet comes with 1 bill pocket, 2 slip pockets, and 6 credit cards slots.

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Swiss Champ XLT Pocket Knife

With the Swiss Champ XLT in your pocket, you’ll always have the right tool for the job at hand. This medium-sized pocket knife comes loaded with over twenty tools that allow for forty-nine functions. A must-have for any handyman’s everyday carry.

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Samurai Sword Gear Stick

Dodge through traffic like a skilled warrior when you whiz through sluggish cars with help from the Samurai sword gear stick. As if driving a manual transmission vehicle wasn’t fun enough, this 10.5″ shift knob will make your daily commute that much more exciting.

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Bartending Tools Kit

Equip your home bar to handle any request that comes your way with the bartending tools kit. Comprised of 13 separate stainless steel pieces, you’ll have everything necessary to whip up complex and exotic cocktails just like the pros.

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100 Must See Movies Scratch-Off Poster

Fact: you’re not a true cinephile until you’ve completely conquered this 100 Must See Movies scratch-off poster. Each time you watch one of these classic films, you’ll get to scratch-off the silver surface and reveal the colorful graphic underneath.

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Home Beer Draft System

Turn any single can or bottled beer into a brewery-fresh pint using this home beer draft system. It leverages sound waves to convert the beer’s natural carbonation into densely compact uniformed bubbles that enhance the aroma and enrich its taste.

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The Mighty Handle

Only little weaklings make two trips when bringing the groceries into the house. So carry your entire load in one short trip by hooking your bags onto the Mighty Handle. It comes with an ergonomic handle and a pair of hooks that can hold up to 50 pounds in total.

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Can Shaped Beer Glass

Enjoy your ice-cold brew with style by sipping it out of this can-shaped beer glass. This unique 16-ounce beer glass delivers the best of both worlds by providing you with the smooth contours of a can along with the head-releasing flavor benefits of a glass.

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Full Body Massage Chair

Receive a spa-quality massage in the comfort of your own home by resting your tired bones on this full body massage chair. It features patented body scanning technology that locates shiatsu points to provide just the right amount of pressure.

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The Manly Art Of Knitting

Learn how to become a true badass with a pair of needles by reading The Manly Art of Knitting. Originally published in 1972, this practical guide provides step-by-step instructions for beginners alongside helpful illustrations and images.

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Money To Burn Fire Starters

Look like a big money baller by starting firepits, barbeques, and campfires with fat stacks of money. These clever fire starters look like rolled up dollar bills, and are a great way to show off your wealth, status, and lack of modesty to everyone.

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Shaving Blade Sharpener

The shaving blade sharpener is designed to keep those expensive shaving razors sharp so you aren’t breaking the bank just to have a smooth and clean shave. With all that saved cash, you can buy more junk from us!

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Leopard Print Suit

Make a guaranteed splash at the next social event you attend by strutting your stuff in this leopard print suit. This 100% polyester beauty will have you looking incredibly stylish at all times, making it the purrfect garment for nearly any occasion.

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Ultra Fast Barrel Aging Oak Bottle

Give any ordinary drink an extraordinary taste using this ultra fast barrel aging oak bottle. This unique vessel is designed to accelerate the aging process, allowing you to infuse incredible aromas into your homemade beers, cocktails, spirits, or wines.

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Beginner’s Craft Beer Making Kit

Embark on the boozy journey of a lifetime as you unleash your inner brewmaster with this beginner’s Craft Beer Making Kit. It includes everything needed to whip up a batch of thirst-quenching craft beer that’ll be ready to drink in just 3-4 weeks.

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Tactical Camouflage BBQ Apron

Be ready to handle anything that comes your way by stepping up to the grill wearing the tactical camouflage BBQ apron. It provides ample storage for all your tools and condiments in addition to offering specialized holsters for up to six frosty brews.

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Multi-Use Survival Machete

If you’re heading into the wild, don’t do so without this multi-use survival machete. This ultra versatile and deadly high-carbon steel machete sports an ergonomic ash wood handle and can be utilized as a machete, a shovel, a brush axe, and a knife.

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Fireplace Skull Gas Log

Give your Halloween party a more hellish ambiance by throwing one of these badass fireproof skull gas logs into the fireplace. This sinister looking accessory measures 8.6″ x 7″ and is crafted from high strength and temperature-resistant cement.

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Gas Pump Liquor Dispenser

Pour your favorite poison with style by emptying the bottle into this gas pump liquor dispenser. Styled like a gas pump from yesteryear, this stylish dispenser will make a superb addition for the man cave or home bar of any booze-loving car aficionado.

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Countertop Home Draft Beer System

Chug down a bar-quality brew from the comfort of home with the countertop home draft beer system. It features a compact design that will easily fit on any countertop and can hold 67-ounces of premium craft beer which is about the same as a 6-pack.

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The Semi-Automatic Power Screw Driver

With the semi-automatic power screw driver in your arsenal, you’ll never again have to waste time looking for the right bit. It contains two bit cartridges that are pre-loaded with 12 bits, allowing you to effortlessly switch between them depending on the job.

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10 Gallon Moonshine Still

Become the premiere bootlegger in your hometown by using this 10 gallon moonshine still. Handcrafted from copper, each piece comes professionally soldered and can be used for distilling a variety of spirits like whiskey and good old white lightning.

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Bodyweight Exercise Cards

Stay in shape from the comfort of home with these ultra handy bodyweight exercise cards. The set comes with fifty cards, each demonstrating a different and incredibly effective exercise that can be performed with no equipment at all so that you can workout anywhere.

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Hammerstone Goods Lip Balm

Self-care is more important than ever for the modern man. Hammerstone Goods provides natural, organic, premium ingredients, so you can moisturize, hydrate, and protect your lips all day long. It’s the must-have EDC for men everywhere.

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The COMFY Blanket Sweatshirt

Win the battle against the office thermostat with COMFY! This best selling oversized sherpa blanket/hoodie will cover nearly your entire body, so you feel completely warm and cozy in your freezing office environment!

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Blueprints For Making Cool Stuff Book

Get your creative juices flowing by occupying your time with the “Blueprints For Making Cool Stuff” book. This informative read features easy to follow instructions that teach you how to make everything from bunk bed communicators to other wacky gadgets. 

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Tactical Tomahawk

Enemies won’t stand a chance against you with the tactical tomahawk firmly in your stonecold hands. With its razor sharp ax head, steel body, and crowbar built into the bottom, this is the go to weapon when you need to get out of a sticky situation.

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Drunk

Drunk: How We Sipped, Danced, and Stumbled Our Way to Civilization will make history come alive like never before. You’ll take a “deep dive into the alcohol-soaked origins of civilization – and the evolutionary roots of humanity’s appetite for intoxication”.

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AR-15 Rifle Whiskey Decanter

Combine your love of firearms and alcohol without risk to anyone by keeping your prized whiskey inside this AR-15 rifle whiskey decanter. The set includes an imposing AR-15 styled glass decanter along with 4 shot glasses – each with a bullet lodged into its side.

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Temperature Adjustable Coffee Mug

Keep your succulent roast in prime drinking condition by pouring it into this adjustable temperature coffee mug. This sleek high-tech mug allows you to adjust the temperature by rotating the base so that your drink remains piping hot for hours.

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Homemade Gin Kit

Set your cocktails apart from the rest by concocting them using your very own homemade gin. This fun kit comes with everything needed so that you can turn any generic bottle of vodka into a unique and tasty home-brewed gin.

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Hand Ashtray

You might be tough, but putting out cigars in your own hand is usually not a good idea. But now with these cast iron hand ashtrays you can maintain your rugged style of cigar extinguishing while keeping your hands out of harms way.

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Manly Diaper Bag

With the manly diaper bag at your disposal, you can take care of your your baby while on the go without losing any man points. This masculine diaper bad looks just like a tool belt and features a multitude of conveniently placed pockets to assist you with your little rugrat.

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Apple Airpods Pro

Apple is stepping up their funny looking earbud game with the Airpods Pro. They feature active noise cancellation, transparency mode for clear hearing of your surroundings, can be charged wirelessly, it’s sweat-resistant, and features “Hey Siri” integration.

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HairMax Laser Hair Growth Band

Fight back against thinning hair and hair loss with the HairMax laser hair growth band. The band features a 1,230mW total energy output and comes with patented hair parting teeth that will create a pathway so that the maximum amount of light can reach your scalp.

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Beer Making Kit

The beer making kit has just made your local watering hole obsolete. No longer must you traverse great distances in order to suckle from the life-giving nectar that is beer. Instead, you’ll be able to brew it to your exact liking in the comfort of your very own home.

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Isocore Hammer

Make home improvement projects go as smooth as possible with help from this Isocore hammer. It features a shock control system designed to absorb impact and vibration in order to reduce the punishment on your body.

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Custom Message Potato Parcel

Make someone’s day by surprising them with a custom message potato parcel. You’ll be able to send a short, totally random fifteen word message to anyone in the country – making this the ideal vessel for playing practical jokes on friends or strangers.

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Floafers Floating Boat Shoes

Floafers are the ultra-practical and stylish boat shoes that you need to be wearing on your next voyage. They feature a timeless design, provide 360-degrees ventilation, and are extremely buoyant, so you won’t lose them to Davie Jones’ locker if they go overboard.

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Float ‘N’ Grill Floating Grill

The Float ‘N’ Grill floating grill will revolutionize your beach or lake day cookouts. It’s crafted from high-quality materials that resist heat, rust, and fading and is designed to be flip-resistant, ensuring you have a safe grilling session, even if the water isn’t perfectly flat.

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Otto’s 1500°F Steak Grill

Bring steakhouse quality to your home with this German engineered specialized infrared gas grill. It’s capable of reaching temperatures of 1500 degrees Fahrenheit in just minutes, and distributes heat evenly so you’re left with a steakhouse quality slab every time.

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Wrap Around Extension Cord

Avoid having to climb down to unplug tools by keeping the wrap around extension cord at your side. The functional design features a flexible gooseneck that allows you to wrap and bend it around just about anything so it’s always handy.

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Redneck Backscratcher

Keep it classy with the redneck backscratcher. Styled like a miniature version of a backyard rake, this day-to-day essential is fitted with 15 long tines that are contoured to the shape of your back for pure backscratching bliss.

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Middle Finger & Hand Wave Car Signal

Give drivers a piece of your mind at the drop of a dime by outfitting your ride with this middle finger and hand wave car signal. The lights are compliant with traffic laws and can be easily installed in minutes and come with a handy remote for added convenience.

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Dickhead Shirt

Ensure the person gets your not-so-subtle message loud and clear by presenting them with the dickhead shirt. The absurd yet entertaining design comes with a pair of slightly hairy testicles hanging right over the chest area.

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Vivobarefoot Amphibious Footwear

Vivobarefoot amphibious footwear was made for adventure. These impossibly lightweight sneakers weigh just 6.7-ounces and feature a tough hex grip outsole made from sticky rubber in addition to a vented upper for matched breathability.

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Skull Shot Glasses

Real men fight bears, arm wrestle lions, and drink exclusively from skull shot glasses that are lit on fire. Now you too can own yourself some skull shaped shot glasses and finally be able to say you’re own your way to becoming a real man.

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.308 Real Bullet Shot Glass

Combine your love of partying and firearms by downing your liquor with one of these .308 real bullet shot glasses. Each shot glass comes with a real .308 bullet lodged into the side and is handmade to ensure each piece is 100% unique.

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Folding Scalpel Blade Multi-Tool

The Puna knife is the folding scalpel blade multi-tool disguised as a mini rifle that packs a series of useful tools designed to facilitate your everyday life. Apart from the razor sharp scalpel it boasts a series of tools ideal for cutting, twisting, prying, and unscrewing.

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Secret Storage Compartment Insoles

Ensure your most valuable possessions remain safe while you’re out-and-about by stashing them inside these secret storage compartment insoles. The heel of each insole features a small built-in compartment ideal for storing small things like house keys and spare cash.

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Multi-Tool Survival Axe

This multi-tool survival axe is the only tool you’ll need next time you head into the wild. Made from carbon steel, you’ll be able to easily perform tasks like cut down a tree, tell time, shoot an arrow, or single-handedly rebuild civilization.

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Exotic Meats Beef Jerky

Take your tastebuds for a walk on the wild side with this exotic meats beef jerky variety pack. Each delectable jerky stick comes individually packed so that you can indulge in animals like alligator, antelope, elk, ostrich, wild boar, and even kangaroo when the mood strikes.

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Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Listen to your favorite songs with these ear buds that will likely be the only time you’ll enjoy having a pair of nine millimeter bullets angled in the direction of your skull. Available in gold, silver, and black bullet colors, these ear buds are a must have item for gun enthusiasts.

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Dragon Skull Incense Burner

Want to keep your house smelling fresh but keep your grizzled reputation intact? Well then the Dragon Skull Incense Burner is here to help you – the incense smoke releases from this epic looking Dragon’s nostrils allowing your house to smell and look great.

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Ship In A Bottle Whiskey Dispenser

Bring some class to your quaint home bar with this ship in a bottle whiskey dispenser. It’s expertly hand-blown from durable, thick glass and comes with a ground glass stopper to create a hermetic seal so that your spirits never evaporate.

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Whiskey Tasting Glass With Chilling Base

This whiskey tasting glass with chilling base will revolutionize the way you drink your favorite spirits. It features a metal cooling base that keeps the drink chilled for up to 30 minutes while the glass helps reveal the most sublime notes from a wide range of liqueurs.

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Anti-Theft Lunch Bag

Prevent your lunch from being stolen with this fake mold anti-theft lunch bag. The bag has a design that makes it look like your perfectly good sandwich is actually ridden with mold. With the exception of public hangings, this is the best way to deter office thieves.

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Beer Spinning Chilling Tool

Warm beer sucks. So get your beer cooler than a polar bear’s toe nail with the beer spinning chilling tool. This innovative device spins the can at high speeds and uses convection to rapidly cool down your disgusting warm beer in under a minute.

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Micro-Adjustable No-Holes Belt

Get the perfect fit every time by wearing this micro-adjustable no-holes belt. The ingenious design features a solid buckle that clamps onto the belt at the exact point you need  – making it ideal for those holiday feasts where your waistline expands in a single sitting.

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Tactical Car Seat Cover

Maximize your car’s limited storage space with the tactical car seat cover. Apart from providing your car with some chic urban-styled decorum, it protects the upholstery from stains and features a plethora of differently sized compartments ideal for storage.

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Salt & Silver: Travel, Surf, Cook

Experience the magic and charm of Central and South America from a surfer’s point-of-view by diving into Salt & SIlver; Travel, Surf, Cook. You’ll follow a pair of buds as they surf and eat their way through various cities scattered in Central America and down the Pacific coast.

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Arkam Premium Beard Straightener

Keep your glorious manly mane looking on point with the Arkham premium beard straightener. The beard straightener utilizes ion technology and MCH dual ceramic plates to efficiently straighten out those scraggly hairs.

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Samurai Sword Umbrella

Defend your honor, family, and most importantly your outfit from the rain with the samurai sword umbrella safely in your kung-fu grip. The umbrella boasts a long Japanese sword handle to improve handling and comes with a cool sheath for convenient transport.

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Thor’s Hammer Water Bottle

Whosoever holds this Mjolnir water bottle, if they be worthy, shall be able to hydrate like the mighty Thor! This XXL bottle is made from eco-friendly and odorless materials and has a monster 1.7-liter capacity to satiate even the mightiest of thirsts.

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Viking Horn Cup

Down your brew in the same manner as your favorite GoT characters by drinking out of this viking horn cup. Crafted from 100% natural horn, it’s treated with a food safe lacquer to prevent spills and features a sizable handle so you can grab on tight while you chug.

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Toilet Tag

Toilet Tag is the quirky and amusing potty game that entertains while helping you to get to know your housemates on a deeper level. Each visit, every participant gets to play 2 pages, while also getting a laugh at the previous players’ responses.

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Medieval Hand Blades

Owning a pair of these medieval hand blades is the closest you’ll ever get to being born with mutant healing powers and given retractable blades in your fists. These fully functional hand blades are designed with mini skulls and sport a comfortable hand grip as well.

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Nixon Base Tide Pro Surf Watch

Ensure you always know when the conditions are best for shredding some tasty waves by strapping on the Nixon Base Tide Pro surf watch. This very rugged waterproof watch comes with features like 550 pre-programmed tides and sunrise/sunset locations.

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Man Up Book

You’re a strong independent man who never asks for directions – but are you a skilled expert in bear fighting, business negotiations, erotic foreplay, and other must have skills? If not – you need to read the “Man Up” book which contains 367 skills for the modern man.

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Dragon Toilet Paper Holder

Give your bathroom some geeky and medieval style with this Dragon statue toilet paper holder. This Dragon toilet paper holder is hand painted and will almost certainly guarantee you’ll never seal the deal if you bring a girl over your home.

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Over $100

Glow In The Dark Pool Table Kit

Place a new spin on the classic game of billiards by transforming your table using the glow in the dark pool table kit. The kit features a set of specially made balls that react under UV lighting, allowing you to experience the game in a brand new light.

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Bacon Flavored Toothpicks

There’s no better way to finish a satisfying BBQ meal than by picking all the savory leftover morsels of meat lodged in your teeth using these bacon flavored toothpicks. They feature an intoxicating bacon taste guaranteed to satisfy any red blooded carnivore.

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Bluetooth BBQ Thermometer

Avoid overcooking your prime cuts by keeping on eye on them using this Bluetooth BBQ thermometer. This water resistant thermometer works seamlessly with both iOS and Android so you can monitor the temperature and state of the meat while you grill.

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Under $30

Problem Solving & Brainstorming Cards

Make thinking out of the box easier for yourself with these problem solving and brainstorming cards. After choosing a card, said card will instruct you on how to approach a problem from a different perspective, making it a fun and unique way to unleash your creativity.

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Under $20

Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener

Get yourself wasted in less than 12 parsecs with this geeky Star Wars Millennium Falcon bottle opener. Perfect for any cantina, the Millennium Falcon bottle opener features a metal framed body with a convenient magnet placed on the back of it.

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Under $100

Doorway Workout Station

Sculpt the body of your dreams from the comfort of home by outfitting your door with this doorway workout station. It sets up in a snap and comes with a full dip station, abdominal station, and a pull and push station for a total body workout.

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Under $20

Facial Hair Clippings Catcher Bib

Avoid making a mess next time you manscape your ruggedly handsome mug by using this facial hair clippings catcher bib. You simply tie this one size fits all bib around your neck and hang the other end to the mirror using the attached suction cups.

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Under $30

Beer Foam Enhancer

Enjoy a thick, pub quality brew from the comfort of home by using this beer foam enhancer. This ultrasound wand is designed to give your pint a healthy looking foamy head in under two seconds and sports a slender design that makes it easy to transport.

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Under $100

Ghillie Suit

Put on this grassy ghillie suit and become practically invisible out in the wild. Available in either a grassy green or a dry brown grass color, it’ll help you blend in just about anywhere you want to go, making it a great fit for hunters or discreetly spying on the neighbors.

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Under $20

Dollar Stacks Wallet

Carry around your petty cash in a wallet that looks like it’s a stack of 100 dollar bills! It’s a great way to fool people into thinking you’re pulling out a wad of cash when you’re more than likely broker than dirt. It’s also a cool wallet to own when you want to get mugged.

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Under $50

Sex Panther Cologne

Banned in nine countries for its sexual potency, Sex Panther cologne is known to make you an irresistible object of interest to the ladies. This formidable and pungent cologne is made with bits of real panther – 60% of the time, it works every time.

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Under $100

Amazon Echo Show Gen 2

Make your day-to-day life run smoother than ever with this second generation Amazon Echo Show. This indispensable Alexa-enabled device will assist you in everything from choosing the perfect song to making calls, automating your home, and much much more!

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Under $20

The Universal Socket Grip

Cut down on clutter in your toolbox with the immensely versatile Universal Socket. It features heavy-duty stainless steel construction and boasts a unique design made up of 54 individually spring-actuated steel rods that will instantly conform to any shape.

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Under $10

The Cheese Printer

The cheese printer is the useful gadget that makes adding a nutritious component to fond memories as easy as one-two-brie! Now you’ll be able to conveniently transfer any digital image on your smartphone directly to a savory slice of your favorite cheese.

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Under $100

Ultimate Portable Tailgate Cooler

Redefine the way you spend your days tailgating before the big game with the ultimate portable tailgate cooler. With features like a special cooler compartment and space for all your grilling tools, this incredible cooler includes everything you need for a day at the game.

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Under $50

Multi-Tool Pocket Knife

Stop digging through your entire toolbox looking for the right tool – all you need is this multi-tool pocket knife handy at all times. This Swiss made tool is crafted from top quality stainless steel and features a linerlock mechanism that gives it an ultra compact shape.

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Under $20

Winter Trapper Hat

With this winter trapper hat, you’ll be ready for anything Old Man Winter throws your way. This four-in-one piece provides 360-degree protection from the elements so that your face, head, and neck remain shielded and warm no matter how cold it gets.

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Under $20

The Beer Book

Learn everything you have ever wanted to know about the nectar of the gods by reading The Beer Book. This insanely informative and entertaining read guides you through the marvelous world of beer by examining every aspect of this delicious liquid.

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Under $100

Salt Firing Shotgun

Solve your fly problem once and for all with the salt firing shotgun. The shotgun works with regular table salt and holds up to 50 rounds so that you can annihilate every pesky house fly in one murderous evening. It also works great for violently seasoning your food!

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Under $10

Bottle Opener Ring

Be prepared to get wasted at any given moment with the beer bottle opener ring. Forged out of stainless steel, this handsome looking ring serves the dual purpose of adorning your hand in addition to popping open your favorite brew with a flick of the wrist.

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Under $100

LED Foosball Table

Kick up your next foosball tournament’s glam factor by playing on this eye-catching LED foosball table. The table comes lined with a thin LED strip around the entire playing field that gives the foosball men and playing field a custom glow.

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Under $20

Beer Tracking Bottle Opener

Monitor your level of inebriation by popping open each brew using the beer tracking bottle opener. With each opened bottle, a helpful screen on the front displays the number of beers you’ve opened, allowing you to assess your raging alcoholism with accuracy.

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Under $50

Smartphone Heads Up Display System

Improve your driving experience by ushering your vehicle into the digital age with the smartphone heads up display system. This revolutionary accessory fits discreetly on the dashboard and works with almost any smartphone to provide real time driving information.

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Under $20

Insulated Stainless Steel Beer Mug

Ensure your brew stays frosty as you guzzle it down by drinking it out of this insulated stainless steel beer mug. Apart from its rugged yet sleek construction, the functional design creates an air-tight barrier that insulates your drink.

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Under $50

DIY Back/Body Shaver

Avoid looking like Bigfoot when you take off your shirt in public by manscaping with this DIY back/body shaver. It features a long handle to tackle those hard-to-reach places and features patented blade cartridges designed to minimize the risk of cutting yourself.

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Under $100

LEGO Millennium Falcon

Star Wars and LEGOS have always gone together like peanut butter and jelly, but this LEGO Millennium Falcon takes the cake. The 5,195 piece Millenium Falcon is a giant LEGO kit spanning nearly three feet long and two feet wide.

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Under $50

Thanos One Piece Swimsuit

Create a riot of universe-ending proportions when you go to the beach by showing off your hot bod in this Thanos one piece swimsuit. It features a scoop neckline along with wide shoulder straps and is emblazoned a very close-up portrait of the Mad Titan himself.

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Under $50

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape

Go to the next level with your various duct tape projects with the glow in the dark duct tape. Whether you are making yourself a duct tape dress, wallet, boat, house, or even a duct tape time machine – all of your projects will look that much cooler when they glow in the dark.

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Under $100

The Ultimate Fire Lighter

Light up your grill faster than the human torch when you use the ultimate fire lighter. Capable of blasting a 2600 degree Fahrenheit flame at the pull of a trigger, the lighter requires no aid from lighter fluids and features a built in fan to help speed up the heating process.

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Under $50

The Bierstick Beer Bong

The Bierstick beer bong is your ticket to chugging up to 24 ounces of beer in less than two seconds! It fits up to 24 ounces of your favorite beverage and comes with a friction-fit mouthpiece that allows for quick filling and cleaning.

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Over $100

Leatherman Signal Camping Multi-tool

Ensure you always have the perfect tool for the job by keeping the Leatherman Signal camping multi-tool handy. Specifically designed for the great outdoors, it features a high-quality construction along with 19 ultra useful tools ranging from a knife to a built-in hammer.

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Under $100

Non-Lethal Salt Self Defense Gun

Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.

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Under $20

Cologne Wipes

Ensure you’re always smelling fantastic by using these portable cologne wipes. These classy wipes are packaged inside compact napkin sized envelopes and come in one of five intoxicating scents – making them ideal for the modern gentleman on-the-go.

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Under $50

Japanese Katana Shift Knob

Cut your drive time in half by weaving through traffic with ninja-like precision using this Japanese katana shift knob. Intricately styled to resemble the elaborate hilt of a traditional Japanese sword, it makes a great accent piece for any hot import.

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Under $20

Drunk Ambigram Shot Glasses

Get hammered with these nifty ambigram shot glasses that first tell you what to do, then tell you how you feel. The shot glass reads “Drink” when right side up with liquor, and after your shot you can shot the glass down where it’ll now read “Drunk”.

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Under $20

Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher

Modern man has evolved significantly over the past few decades – he’s more in touch with his feelings, he cares about how he dresses, but how can he scratch his balls without looking like a pig? Nine out of ten gentlemen agree, the gentleman’s ball scratcher is the clear solution.

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Under $20

Guide To Urban Moonshining Book

Become a whiskey connoisseur by perusing The Kings County Distillery Guide To Moonshining. This informative and well-illustrated read will teach you about the spirit’s history from 1640 to the present day while also teaching you how to distill in your home.

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Under $20

Hockey Puck Bottle Opener

Combine your two greatest passions into one compact and enabling package with the hockey puck bottle opener. With a maple leaf emblazoned on one side and bottle opener on the other, it’s the most Canadian way possible to pop open a maple lager.

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Under $50

Amazon Alexa For Your Car

Make the most out of each drive by making Alexa your co-pilot using the Amazon Echo Auto. This handy device allows you to easily perform a myriad of activities from choosing your favorite tunes to voice-controlling your home from your car.

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Under $50

Passback Practice Football

Work on the fundamentals in your spare time by throwing this passback practice football against a flat wall. The unique half-shape of the football makes it spiral back towards you, making it great for strengthening your throwing muscles.

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Under $10

Fortune Telling Beer Glass

Those who say that you won’t find any answers at the bottom of the glass clearly never drank out of this fortune telling beer glass. Each 27 ounce cup is crafted from durable food-safe plastic and comes with a built-in fortune teller with 20 different fortunes.

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Under $20

Ninja Star Wall Hooks

Keep your room tidy with ninja-like precision by using the ninja star wall hooks to make sure everything stays in its rightful place. Once you skillfully throw the star and lodge it into the wall, its star-like shape lends itself as a great hanging spot for just about anything.

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Under $30

To Have And Have Another

Whether you’re a hardcore Hemingway fan or love the noble art of bartending, To Have and Have Another will be an excellent addition to your collection. Learn about Papa’s favorite drinks along with “their ingredients, histories, and the characters associated with them.”

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Under $100

Captain America Motorcycle Suit

If owning a motorcycle isn’t making you feel like a badass already, the full body leather Captain America motorcycle suit will certainly do the trick. With painstaking detail, these suits are exact replicas from the uniform seen in the original Captain America movie.

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Under $50

Tactical BBQ Apron

Prepare yourself for all possible situations at your next outdoor cookout by wearing the tactical BBQ apron. The MOLLE system apron adjusts to fit all sizes and includes more pockets, clips, and pouches than an actual SWAT vest.

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Under $10

Hand Jobs Party Game

Keep game night at your place from getting too stale with Hand Jobs. In this fast-paced card game, players will compete with each other to see who can perform and complete the most hand jobs from the deck of cards.

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Under $30

Tile Key Finder

Find your keys, EDC gadgets, or just about anything else in record time by attaching the Tile key finder to them. It features a lightweight yet durable and waterproof design with a 200 foot range and an 88 decibel melody that’s 2X as loud as the previous model.

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Under $20

World’s Strongest Coffee

Hard drugs just became obsolete – introducing the world’s strongest coffee. Perfect for those extra busy days, this powerful roast is 200% stronger than regular blends and can keep you up for 3 days straight, as long as you don’t mind the occasional heart attack.

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Under $10

Pocket Rescue Tool

Keep a multitude of useful tools at your immediate disposal by carrying the pocket rescue tool. Its compact form is small enough to fit in your hand yet contains over seven extremely useful tools – such as wire strippers, a screwdriver, and a bottle opener.

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Under $100

Magnetic Balance Lamp

Bring a little magic into your life by lighting your bedroom with this magnetic balance lamp. Available in either a circular, oval, or square design, each model features a magnetic switch that hangs mid-air while the light runs along the interior of the frame.

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Under $50

Floating Beer Pong Raft

Keep the party raging while you cool off in the water with this floating beer pong raft. A must have for any summertime outing, it comes with a slew of cup holders, a convenient little cooler at the center, and doubles as a mattress in case you party too hard.

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Under $30

Fuego Hot Sauce Sampler Pack

Give any meal an explosion of spice and flavor with this Fuego Hot Sauce sampler pack at your side. Tastefully packaged like tiny sticks of TNT, this tasty gift pack comes with seven fiery sauces, inspired by some of the most famous peppers from around the globe.

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Under $100

Carbon Fiber Wallet

Keep your cash and ID safe from the outside world by placing them in the RFID blocking carbon fiber wallet. The introduction of CF-Lex technology allows carbon fiber to be bent and reformed into this sleek and ultra durable wallet that is three times stronger than steel.

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Under $20

The MeatEater & Game Cookbook

The MeatEater Fish and Game Cookbook is here to help you turn your latest catch into a finger-licking gourmet meal. Written by the host of the popular series “MeatEater”, Steven Rinella provides over 100 tasty new recipes for everything from wild game to fish.

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Under $100

Adjustable Dumbbells

Get a complete workout without having to purchase a multitude of equipment with the adjustable dumbbells. They allow you to adjust the weight anywhere from 10 to 90 pounds so that you can transform your noodle arms into bulging pythons with minimal equipment.

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Under $20

Motion Activated Toilet Night Light

Stop making a mess during your midnight trips to the bathroom by outfitting your toilet with this motion activated night light. The light is designed to fit any standard toilet bowl and emits a soft glow that won’t overwhelm your groggy state of mind.

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Under $50

Bacon Lovers Feast Gift Basket

Make your favorite carnivore’s mouth water with this bacon lovers feast gift basket. This bountiful basket comes packed with three 1 pound bags of prime cracked pepper and garlic bacon, applewood smoked maple sugar bacon, and chipotle bacon.

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Under $50

Door Knocker Balls

Add some charm to your mancave’s bathroom by hanging this big old pair of door knocker balls outside the door. This hilariously designed door knocker comes with an adhesive backing for easy installation and is made from high-quality PVC.

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Under $50

Digital Tape Measure

Help keep human errors to a minimum during your next home improvement project by utilizing the digital tape measure. This handy tool makes measuring a breeze as it displays accurate readings on its digital screen that can be set to either U.S. or metric units.

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Under $50

Gun Shift Knob

Turn regular traffic violation stops into full on arrests with the realistic gun shift knob in your vehicle. This revolver-styled knob includes step by step instructions for installation and is designed to work on both automatic and manual transmission vehicles.

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Under $20

Bacon Soap

Experience the cleansing power of your favorite artery-clogging food first hand when you begin showering with bacon soap. Made with an incredibly realistic appearance and intoxicating aroma, you’ll be tempted to take a big bite of this soap every time you shower.  

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Under $20

Belt Buckle Flask

Keep your alcohol close while your on the go with the belt buckle flask. The flask attaches onto your belt like a traditional belt buckle, but it can store around two ounces of sweet sweet alcohol goodness. You might have a drinking problem, but portability isn’t a part of it.

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Under $100

Curved 4K Ultra HD LED TV

Blow your kid’s college fund on an exciting new technology that is bound to cost 1/10th the price 6 months from now with the curved 4K Ultra HD LED TV. After all, who needs an education that lasts a lifetime when you can watch HD programming all day long?

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Under $10

My Ex-Wife’s Wedding Dress

When Kevin Cotter’s wife left him, she took everything except her wedding dress. In Kevin’s infinite wisdom, he took it upon himself to find 101 uses for his ex-wife’s wedding dress – with everything from using it as a car sponge to a fishing net in this hilarious book.

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Under $100

The All-In-One Wet Shaving Kit

The all-in-one wet shaving kit will transform your dull morning shaves into a daily ritual you’ll actually look forward to. Taking inspiration from the past, this kit includes a sleek razor, sandalwood shaving soap, a steel bowl, and a handy canvas carrying bag.

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Under $100

Ship In A Bottle Decanter

Give your home bar some nautical flair by storing your prized spirits inside this ship in a bottle decanter. This gorgeous piece is brilliantly hand-blown by skilled artisans with intricate detailing and is outfitted with a stainless steel spigot and airtight glass stopper.

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Under $100

Gourmet Sausage Gift Box

A Dan The Sausageman gourmet gift box is a guaranteed good time for any red-blooded carnivore. Each elegant wooden box comes filled with goodies ranging from mouth-watering plump sausages to equally delicious cheeses, crackers, and mustard.

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Under $100

Leatherman Signal Multi-Tool

Ensure you’re prepared for whatever comes your way when you’re on the job or in the wild, by packing along the Leatherman Signal multi-tool. This versatile tool weighs only 7.5 ounces and comes stocked with a total of 10 tools that range from a sharp blade to a fire starter.

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Under $30

Men’s Denim Swim Shorts

Hot boy summer will be in full effect the moment you heat things up and strut your stuff in a pair of these men’s denim swim shorts. They’re made from polyester and spandex to provide a snug yet comfy fit and come in a slew of eye-catching designs.

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Under $20

Nintendo Controller Wallet

A tribute to the original Nintendo Entertainment System, this fully functional bi-fold wallet looks just like the NES Controller that for many us was the means by which we were to become addicted to gaming.

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Under $20

Spyderco Bug Mini Knife

The Spyderco Bug mini knife is the handy everyday carry tool that won’t weigh you down one bit. This impossibly light and small folding knife features durable stainless steel construction and boasts a sharp 1.27″ blade.

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Under $20

Unf*ckupable Cookbook

With Unf*ckupable you’ll be able to enjoy a tasty homemade meal, even if you’re the type that can’t even make toast. This unconventional cookbook is loaded with fifty recipes so simple to follow, “that even you can’t screw up.”

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Under $20

Klingon Bat’leth Multi-Tool

Keep it geeky while staying prepared to handle a number of everyday tasks by clipping this Klingon Bat’leth multi-tool to your keychain. It features an ergonomic design and comes with 6 tools including a cord cutter, a bottle opener, and a butterfly wrench.

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Under $20

Caffeinated Toothpaste

Make mornings more productive by getting a jolt of energy from this caffeinated toothpaste. With each brush equivalent to one cup of coffee, this plaque fighting toothpaste helps increase your focus and alertness without causing a crash.

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Under $20

Spiral Hot Dog Slicer

Give your plain dogs a delicious gourmet touch using this spiral hot dog slicer. This easy to operate utensil slices up your plump dog into a meaty spiral so that it cooks evenly inside and out while it’s roasting over your grill top.

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Under $100

Pressurized Portable Growler

This pressurized portable growler keeps your beer remarkably fresh and makes it convenient to share with friends. This large 64 ounce growler comes with a built-in spout and sports a rugged stainless steel exterior that’s vacuum insulated to keep beer chilled.

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Under $20

Hamburger Socks

Turn your socks into the star of your outfit by making our look pop with these hamburger socks. Designed to look like two mouth-watering burgers with all the fixings, these fashionable socks will instantly improve any outfit while making your love of burgers known to the world.

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Under $100

Log Shaped Liquor Dispenser

Serve up drinks in style by placing your spirits in this quaint log shaped liquor dispenser. Made from quality Ohio hardwood, they fit a wide range of bottle sizes and stand at eight inches tall making them an ideal size for any counter top.

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Under $20

Modular Pocket Knife

Carry the exact tools you need to perform the task at hand with the modular pocket knife. The pocket knife’s design allows the user to easily switch between twelve different interchangeable attachments so the right tool is always available when needed.

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Under $100

Tactical Coffee Mug

No soldier should be without the right gear. This tactical coffee mug is unlike any other cup on the market – the handle is an actual AR-15 handle attached by rails onto a solid block of aluminum that you can customize with an endless array of tactical attachments.

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Under $20

Beard Measurement Chart Shirt

Easily categorize the greatness of your facial hair as it grows over time using this beard measurement chart shirt. You’ll be able to track your daily progress as it goes from a “manly” stubble to a distinguished “wizardly” mane.

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Under $20

Tactical Self Defense Pen

Be prepared for anything the world throws your way with the tactical self defense pen in your pocket. Apart from its patented waterproof ink, the pen features a glass breaker, handcuff key, and even a self defense tool that collects an attacker’s DNA sample.

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Under $100

MowRo Autonomous Lawn Mower

Keeping a perfectly manicured lawn takes zero effort with the MowRo autonomous lawn mower on the job. This rechargeable lawn mower utilizes an algorithm to maintain a neat cut lawn day in and day out while you kick back and relax.

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Under $20

The Swiss Army Knife Book

Learn how to survive in the wild with nothing more than your trusty pocket knife by reading The Swiss Army Knife book. This informative read comes filled with everything you’ll need to make the most out of your handy and versatile knife.

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Under $10

Beer Bottle Stein Lid

Class up your watered down domestic brew with this beer bottle stein lid. The small lid features a sturdy metal clip that attaches to most bottles to provide a convenient way of keeping bugs out while making yourself look like a beer connoisseur.

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Under $30

Delete My Browser History Bracelet

Make sure your loved ones never find out what a depraved sexual deviant you really are by strapping on this “delete my browser history” bracelet ASAP! Per the Hippocratic Oath, your medical technician will be forced to clear your shameful browsing history before you die!

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Under $30

Giant Barbecue Spatula

You call that a knife spatula? This is a knife spatula! Once you grill with the giant barbecue spatula there’s no going back to your less adequate tools. The enormous spatula surface is perfect for taking on the biggest grilling jobs with ease.

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Under $20

For Your Consideration: Keanu Reeves

Get your fill of Keanu – and then some – by perusing For Your Consideration: Keanu Reeves. This riveting read delves into the man, myth, and living legend known as Keanu Reeves, exploring his life, career, and various internet conspiracies like his supposed immortality.

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Under $30

Cigar Holding Glass

Avoid having to put down your stogie every time you want to wet your whistle by drinking out of this cigar holding glass. This home bar must-have is ergonomically designed to securely hold your favorite cigar in place.

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Under $100

Hands Free Electric Shoe Polisher

Give your shoes the mirror-like shine a gentleman such as yourself deserves using the hands free electric shoe polisher. It automates every step of the shoe polishing process to deliver a professional buff and shine from the comfort of home.

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Under $30

Personalized BBQ Branding Iron

Put your signature touch – literally – on the edible masterpiece you cooked up with the personalized BBQ branding iron. This unique branding iron can be customized with a variety of letters so the grill master can write just about anything on his delicious work of art.

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Under $100

Bottle Opener Self Defense Knife

Whether you need protection or hydration, this bottle opener self defense knife has got you covered. It features a sturdy carbon steel construction, comes with a 3/4″ fixed blade and features a handy bottle opener at the base.

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Under $30

Strength Training Beginner’s Book

Learn the building blocks of how to sculpt the body of your dreams by following the tips found in the Strength Training Beginner’s book. This top ranked fitness book instructs you on the do’s and don’ts of weightlifting so you can maximize workouts and get results faster.

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Under $30

Night Driving Glasses

Make night drives safer for yourself and those on the road with a pair of night driving glasses. These stylish sunnies boast an AL-MG metal frame that’s both durable and lightweight while the lenses provide superb UV protection while filtering out 20% of glare at night.

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Under $30

Fire Truck Hot Sauce Sampler

This fire truck hot sauce sampler is guaranteed to put your spicy threshold to the ultimate test. This creatively designed fire truck sampler comes loaded with six “uniquely flavored” three-ounce bottles of hot sauce that range from mild to blazing hot.

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Under $20

Never Ending Singing Birthday Card

Make your loved one’s special day a little more memorable by driving them insane with this never ending singing birthday card. From the moment the card is opened it plays music nonstop until the battery dies hours later.

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Under $10

Duct Tape Engineer Book

Become a real-life Duct Tape wizard by crafting some impressive things with help from the Duct Tape Engineer book. This entertaining read comes loaded with dozens of various Duct Tape items that you can craft ranging from furniture to outdoor items and other tools.

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Under $20

Battle Shots Drinking Game

Drown your liver in a sea of sweet alcohol by going up against your mate for a round of this battle shots drinking game. Each player places four shot glasses in secret locations while trying to guess their enemy’s position before getting completely tanked.

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Under $20

Faceless LED Watch

Make your outfit pop by accessorizing with the eye-catching faceless LED watch. Instead of looking at a standard display, the watch’s bold design showcases the time right on the band itself for an understated yet modern look that is sure to get you noticed.

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Under $30

Gothic Bastard Sword Umbrella

Vanquish unpleasant weather with a mighty swing of your trusty gothic bastard sword umbrella. The handle is shaped like a medieval sword hilt with metallic finish and leather grip that prop up a massive 41″ diameter umbrella ideal for keeping you dry and slaying orcs. 

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Under $20

Bear Claw Meat Forks

Handle your steak, chicken, and other meats like the barbarian warlord that you really are with these bear claw meat forks. The bear claw meat forks are great for barbequing and make a great gift for dad or people who love to savagely tear apart their meals.

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Under $10

Hoppy Beer Soap

Get springtime fresh like a true beer aficionado by lathering up with this Hoppy IPA beer soap. Handmade by artisans to ensure quality, this cruelty-free bar of soap features an enjoyable scent described as a combination of spicy, herbal, and grassy.

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Under $50

Couch Drink And Remote Holder

Turn your comfy sofa into the ultimate chill station for vegging out with help from this couch drink and remote holder. The convenient design allows you to stick it in between the cushions so that it holds your drink and other gadgets upright while freeing up your hands.

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Under $30

Acupressure Foot Massaging Slippers

Pamper your poor overworked feet with every step by slipping into these foot massage sandals. The sandals come littered with dozens of small nodes that are designed to help improve blood circulation as well as relieve aches and pains.

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Under $20

The Whizdom Male Urinary Device

Say goodbye to having to wait in line for the Porta-Potty at your next outdoor event! The Whizdom male urinary device is a 40inch Latex tube, that when rolled on allows men to discreetly urinate directly on to the ground.

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Under $30

Mechanical Pin Clock

Remember those pin art toys from the 90s that would capture whatever you placed into it? That same design concept has been incorporated into this extremely loud Pin Clock. This compact clock fits perfectly on any nightstand and displays the time in a braille-like fashion.

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Under $100

GPS Navigation Rear View Mirror

Keep your eyes on the road, look out for tailgaters, and navigate all at the same time with the touchscreen rear view mirror with a built in GPS navigation system. The discrete screen also helps avoid theft as the rear view mirror does not attract extra attention.

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Over $100

Rolling Toolbox Stool

This rolling toolbox stool will keep you comfy and your tools always handy when you’re on the job. This uber practical and cleverly design toolbox features a robust steel frame that can support up to 300lbs and comes with loads of storage for all your essential tools.

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Under $20

The Fart Vacuum

The FartVac sucks up and filters farts. No more holding in something as natural as breathing, now you can fart proudly and minimize the stench for those around you with the FartVac! It’s the modern invention you never knew existed, but can’t live without!

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Under $20

Healthy Bacon Flavored Seaweed

Good news everyone – scientists have discovered a seaweed that tastes like bacon while offering twice the nutritional value of kale! This miracle seaweed is a fast-growing strain of red marine algae known as dulse, that tastes just like bacon when fried.

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Under $100

Heating And Cooling Car Seat Cushion

Achieve maximum comfort while traveling from point A to point B by outfitting your ride with the heating and cooling car seat cushion. No matter what the weather is like, this cushion will ensure your body remains at the perfect temperature while you drive.

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Under $100

DIY Hair Clippers

Can’t make it to the barbershop? Take matters into your own hands with these DIY hair clippers. The intelligent and inventive design features a one-of-a-kind 180-degree rotating head that makes it remarkably easy to reach even the most difficult places.

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Under $20

Don’t Fuck Up The Table Wood Coasters

Keep your fine wooden furniture in pristine condition by laying out these “Don’t Fuck Up The Table” wood coasters for your guests. They’re handmade from Baltic birch wood and laser etched with a blunt and comical message that’ll get everyone’s attention.

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Under $100

Wobble Chess Set

Bring the fun out of your serious strategy games partners with the wobble chess set. At first it may seem like another fancy chess board with shiny pieces, but once the wiggle and wobbling starts, it’ll even have your non-chess playing friends wanting to join in.

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Under $100

Men’s Valet Organizer Box

Avoid misplacing your most used items by placing them inside this men’s valet organizer box. This bedroom must-have comes with a series of differently sized compartments so that you can store everything from your smartphone and keys to some spare change.

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Under $100

Genuine Leather Rucksack Backpack

Tote around all your travel gear in an elegant and practical manner inside this genuine leather rucksack. This stylish backpack of high-quality construction is handcrafted by skilled artisans and features a timeless style ideal for camping or urban travel alike.

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Under $100

Corona Neon Light

The Corona neon light ensures that it’s always Corona time in your man cave or in your dorm room. Need a retreat from the stresses of life, or the feeling of the breeze blowing through your hair? Just close your eyes and pretend, though sexy bikini ladies are not guaranteed.

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Under $100

Floating Tiki Bar

Transform your sober pool into a tropical paradise in a snap with the floating tiki bar. In a few short minutes the bar inflates complete with a wrap around counter and a tiki styled roof that brings all the fun of a vacation  to your own backyard pool.

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Under $20

Stuff You Should Know

Use your downtime to expand your knowledge base by perusing Stuff You Should Know. The duo behind the immensely popular Podcast by the same name have distilled their expertise on a wide spectrum of subjects for your enjoyment and intellectual stimulation.

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Under $10

Sword House Key

This sword house key will make you feel like a mighty warrior every time you enter your kingdom. This amusing key’s base comes shaped like a tiny sword hilt that will add flair to your keychain and make this a great little gift for your boyfriend, husband, brother, or dad.

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Under $100

Exposed Gears Skeleton Watches

Class up any outfit you throw on by topping it off with one of these exposed gears skeleton watches. These exquisite timepieces are accented with an elegant leather band and boast a skeletonized design that gives you a front-row view to the watch’s inner workings.

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Under $50

Horn Shaped Coffee Mug

Channel your inner barbarian when you’re enjoying your premium roast by sipping it from this horn shaped coffee mug. This 100% leak-proof 12 ounce mug is crafted from BPA-free plastic and comes with a set of straps so you can easily tote it around town.

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Under $20

Pizza Cologne

Smell like obesity with the newest line of cologne from Demeter – the pizza cologne. This intoxicating fragrance will leave you smelling like a greasy, artery-clogging, freshly sliced piece of pizza that just came out of the oven. Garlic stick cologne sold separately.

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Under $20

Elijah’s Xtreme Regret Hot Sauce

Set your insides on fire by spicing up your meals with a dab of Elijah’s Xtreme Regret Hot Sauce. This blazing hot sauce combines two of the world’s hottest peppers – the Trinidad Scorpion and the Carolina Reaper – along with garlic for an unrivaled flavor profile.

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Under $50

11-In-1 Survival Gear Kit

This 11-in-1 survival gear kit is an excellent addition to any pack or bugout bag. It features a well designed, compact build that makes it highly portable and comes loaded with everything from a 3-mode flashlight, and a fire starter to a multi-function saber card.

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Under $100

Zombie Gnomes

While we all eagerly await the zombie apocalypse and all the joys it will soon bring, we can bide our time for now by imagining our friendly lawn gnomes becoming infected. These zombie garden gnomes are hand painted and make an excellent Halloween decoration.

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Under $20

Freezing Pilsner Beer Pint Glass

Ensure your favorite brew remains icy cold until the very last drop by chugging it from this freezing pilsner beer pint glass. It features a handy double-walled design that comes filled with a specialized freezable gel that keeps your beverage cold while you drink it.

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Under $100

Total Workout Portable Home Gym

Keep your body in tip top shape even if you can’t make it to the gym by exercising with this total workout portable home gym. This simple yet effective gym will engage every muscle in your body and leverage your body weight to improve strength, balance, and stamina.

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Under $30

DIY Back Shaver

If you’re cursed with a heavy coat of back hair and don’t have anyone to help you trim your wild animal looking backside, then this is the ultimate back shaver solution. The ManGroomer allows you to do it yourself and shave your back without anyone else’s help.

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Under $100

Alexa Enabled Bose Home Speaker

This Alexa enabled Bose home speaker makes it more convenient than ever to fill your any room with incredible wall-to-wall sound. Now you’ll be able to have millions of songs at the tip of your tongue thanks to the built-in Alexa voice control.

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Under $30

Batman Snuggie Blanket

Keep warm and look like the Dark Knight with this Batman snuggie blanket! The snuggie blanket allows your hands to be free while still giving you the benefit of wearing a full adult size blanket, and makes a great gift idea for the little crime fighter.

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Under $100

Bose Wireless Wearable Speaker

If you’re looking to enjoy your tunes but still want to stay connected to your surroundings, this Bose wireless wearable speaker is for you. This Bluetooth speaker with an IPX4 rating will surround you with clear, crisp sound for a truly unique listening experience.

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Under $20

Credit Card Sized Toolkit

This pocket size toolkit is as thin as a credit card so it can easily fit in your wallet. Aside from being as thin as a credit card, this toolkit includes a knife, compass, magnification lens, tweezers, screwdriver, bottle opener, and a toothpick!

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Under $100

Weightlifting Strength Band

Lift heavy without incurring shoulder pain by pumping iron with this weightlifting strength band. Apart from protecting your shoulders, it will allow you to press 10 – 15% more weight than your max while also enforcing proper technique.

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Under $10

Hand Mounted Flashlight

Improve visibility when working in tight and dark environments with the hand mounted flashlight. The flashlight conveniently mounts onto the hand and eliminates the need to have someone else holding the light for you. You’ll be able to point the light exactly where you need.

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Under $20

SteelBee Razor Sharpener

Get more bang for your buck by making your disposable razors last significantly longer with the SteelBee razor sharpener. Designed to fit all standard men’s and women’s razors, this handy tool will not only sharpen, but also prevent corrosion.

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Under $20

SteelBee Razor Saver

Make your razor go the distance with the SteelBee razer saver. It fits snugly around the razor to help the blade dry faster, preserve its sharpness for longer, and even keep the edges protected so the razor doesn’t get damaged during travel.

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Under $20

Fart Gas Neutralizing Pads

Kiss the days of having to control your flatulence goodbye by using one of these fart gas neutralizing pads. They adhere discreetly to clothing and contain antimicrobial activated charcoal technology that kill the stench before innocent bystanders suffer.

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Under $50

Shotgun Toilet Plunger

Turn a rather unpleasant task into an adrenaline pumping adventure by pulling the trigger of the shotgun toilet plunger. Providing the functionality of a traditional plunger with the thrill of redneck shenanigans – it will violently blast any clog out from your toilet.

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Under $30

Vinyl Of The Month Club

Help your favorite music lover discover the beauty of analog sound by signing them up for the Vinyl of the Month Club. Each month they’ll receive a classic album from the Golden Era of Vinyl (’60s and ’70s) so that they can easily build up the ultimate collection.

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Under $20

Banned Coffee

Start your day off with an extra kick of energy courtesy of the insanely strong Banned Coffee. This potent blend carries a rich aroma in addition to a high caffeine content, and comes packaged in a resealable bag to ensure freshness.

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Under $100

Suit Pajamas

Look and feel like a million bucks every time you go to sleep by slipping into these Suit Pajamas. Made from fine silk and cotton, these comfy pajamas are the officially licensed version of the Suitjamas seen in How I Met Your Mother.

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Under $10

A Dude’s Guide To The Couch

Get acquainted with your best friend on a deeper level by diving into A Dude’s Guide to the Couch. In this lighthearted and enjoyable read, you’ll discover seventy incredible things that you can do on your beloved couch.

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Under $100

ABC’s Of Men’s Fashion Book

Impeccable style doesn’t just happen, it’s something that has to learned from the ABC’s Of Men’s Fashion book. Written by highly esteemed fashion experts, this encyclopedia of style teaches you the ins and outs of men’s fashion so you’re always dressed like a sir.

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Under $100

Smartphone Garage Door Remote

Get one step closer to modernizing your entire home by using the smartphone garage door remote control. With the touch of a finger you’ll be able to monitor the status of your door in addition to being able to open and close it anytime you wish.

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Under $10

Drumstick Chopsticks

Rock out while you wait for your sushi to arrive with these fun Drumstick Chopsticks. Included in this package are four sets of fully functional Chopsticks that each have a drumstick shape at the top allowing you to enjoy your sushi without skipping a beat.

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Under $20

Hot Dog Criss Cross Slicer

Grill up the best dogs you’ve ever tasted using this hot dog criss cross slicer. The distinct carved diamond pattern makes it cook faster, leaves behind crispy caramelized-edges, holds condiments better, and provides enhanced bun gripping traction.

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Under $100

Chainsaw Sharpener

Nobody fears a deranged man with a chainsaw if the blades are dull – so keep your violent weapon of choice running in tip-top shape with the chainsaw sharpener tool. It sharpens in seconds while leaving each tooth sharpened at the same length and angle.

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Under $50

Wireless Charging Pad

Charge your smartphone or tablet like never before using this wireless charging pad. It’s compatible with a range of devices and utilizes Qi inductive charging technology which eliminates the need to attach a charging cable.

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Under $30

Beau Brummell Gentlemen’s Facial Mask

Help maintain a youthful and healthy look without having to dig into your girlfriend’s creams by applying Beau Brummell gentlemen’s facial mask. It’s made with natural activated charcoal that detoxifies the skin by absorbing oils and bacteria from deep within pores.

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Under $100

Bose QuietComfort Earbuds

Block out the world around you with the Bose QuietComfort earbuds. These sweat and weather-resistant earbuds offer eleven levels of active noise canceling, feature a soft silicone earpiece for all-day comfort, and will last up to 12 hours on a single charge.

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Under $50

Forearm Blade Sword

Slash through those rotting zombie corpses like hot butter with the forearm blade sword. Constructed from anodized stainless steel, there’s no post apocalyptic scenario you won’t be able to fight your way out of – except hunger, dehydration, and crippling depression.

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Under $100

Essex Foosball Table

The Essex foosball table will make your humble abode a funner place for all without making it look like a college dorm. This official competition sized table is complemented by ergonomic wooden handles and steel player rods that spin and slide with ease.

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Under $100

LEGO Technic Ferrari 488 GTE

Own one of the most legendary race cars in history by adding this 1,677-piece LEGO Technic Ferrari 488 GTE to your collection. The finished car measures 19″ long and comes with intricate details such as original decals, opening doors, and a V8 engine with moving parts.

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Under $10

Caffeinated Soap

Start your morning shower with a jolt of energy by using the Shower Shock caffeinated soap bar. These soap bars are filled with 200 milligrams of caffeine, good for twelve showers that will wake you up when you’re feeling tired and groggy.

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Under $20

How To Grill Everything

Up your barbecue game with How To Grill Everything. This carnivore-approved cookbook comes packed with 1,000 recipes for everything from steak to pizza as well as useful tips and tricks on all the grilling basics so that you can perfect your craft.

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Under $100

Intelligent Steak Thermometer

Cook the perfect slab of meat every time by using this intelligent steak thermometer. Simply insert the wireless steel probe into your juicy cut and wait for the color coded led lights to flash so you know when your steak is just right.

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Under $30

Flexible Drill Bit Extender

Complete jobs in hard to reach areas with tremendous ease using this flexible drill bit extender. This handy little add-on features a tough yet flexible stainless steel design that you can bend up to 90 degrees in any direction.

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Under $20

Mini Wooden Ballista

Assert yourself as the rightful king of the cubicle with these mini wooden ballistas. Each ballista comes ready to assemble from a laser cut wooden kit, and includes mini wood ammo pieces that are capable of being shot up to thirty feet!

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Under $30

Acupressure Mat & Pillow Set

Get the relief your sore muscles crave, from the comfort of home, by laying on this acupressure mat and pillow set. Available in a plethora of colors, the mat and pillow combine to alleviate everything from muscle tension to headaches in as little as 10-30 minutes a day.

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Under $10

Organic Craft Beer Guide

Hop aboard the organic bandwagon next time you’re looking to get hammered with the organic craft beer guide. This informative book provides brewers of all skill levels with everything they need to brew the healthiest and best tasting beer in town.

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Under $30

Grass Sandals

Keep yourself grounded to the earth by having your feet touching freshly cut grass at all times with these grass sandals. Made from high quality synthetic grass, these sandals will provide you with a unique shoe experience that will definitely be a conversation starter.

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Under $100

Barbecue Rotisserie

Expedite the cooking process at your next outdoor cookout by equipping your grill with this barbecue rotisserie. Designed to fit medium to large sized gas grills, it sports a stainless steel construction and features four ample trays ideal for meats or veggies.

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Under $100

Swiss Army Champ XXL Pocket Knife

No matter what tool the job requires, you’ll find it on the Swiss Army Champ XXL pocket knife. This highly practical and dependable Swiss-made pocket knife measures 2.5-inches tall by 3.6-inches long and is loaded with 73 tools in addition to a lockable blade.

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Beer Mug Bottle Opener

Keep the alcohol flowing all night long – or until your liver fails you – by popping open your brews with the beer mug bottle opener. When the mug is empty, you simply flip it over and pop open another fresh brew using the functional bottle opener on the bottom.

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Glow In The Dark Mini Golf Kit

Enjoy a rousing game of put-put even after the sun sets by playing with this glow in the dark mini golf kit. The railings come in four vibrant colors and can be set up in dozens of different designs to increase difficulty and keep the game fresh.

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Under $20

I Wrote A Book About You

Fill a loved one’s heart with pure joy by gifting them I Wrote A Book About You. This imaginative and heartfelt gift will show your favorite person just why you think they’re so amazing in a fun, witty, and lighthearted manner.

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BBQ Revolution

Step up your grilling game by taking a page out of BBQ Revolution. With this must-own for all red-blooded BBQ-loving carnivores, you’ll learn the ins and outs of the noble art of grilling, making it a great addition for novice cooks and seasoned pitmasters alike.

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The Book Of Unusual Knowledge

The Book of Unusual Knowledge will be a welcome addition to the collection of any intellectually curious bookworm. This 704-page page-turner comes packed with a plethora of information on a range of subjects ranging from technology and politics to sports and art.

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Golf Club Bluetooth Speaker & Power Bank

Make your next relaxing golf day the best one yet by giving it a groovy soundtrack using this golf club Bluetooth speaker and power bank. It allows you to conveniently listen to tunes, make calls, and even keep your devices juiced up.

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Lightsaber Chopsticks

It’s rumored that Jedi knights get their high connection to the force because of all the sushi they eat. You too can be a Jedi if you eat enough sushi while using these lightsaber chopsticks… well, probably not – but they are pretty cool chopsticks!

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Easy Clean Water Bottle

There is no easy way to clean a typical re-usable water bottle – until now – the easy clean water bottle has a detachable lid at both the bottom and top, giving you easy access to clean off the build up of bacteria you normally wouldn’t be able to reach in a water bottle.

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Truck Bed Organizer

Maximize your truck’s practicality by keeping all your belongings stashed away within this truck bed organizer. Once installed, you’ll have two bed-length drawers and four ammo cans at your disposal so that all your gear remains neatly arranged.

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Toilet Bowl Coffee Mug

The toilet bowl coffee mug is without a doubt the classiest coffee mug in existence, even with the seat left up. It’s an even finer item when you use the toilet bowl coffee mug as a bowl to eat out of, and makes a great gift for people with shitty drink preferences.

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Under $30

Vintage Guitar Poster

Bring nearly 100 years of rock ‘n’ roll history to your home by proudly hanging up this vintage guitar poster. It displays 64 iconic models ranging from 1912 all the way up to 2010 – such as Kurt Cobain’s 1968 Mosrite Mark IV Gospel and Eric Clapton’s 1956 Fender.

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Amazon Alexa Smart Ring

Keep Alexa on-hand – literally – by slipping the Amazon Alexa smart ring on your finger. This sleek and understated ring makes daily life easier by allowing you to do everything from setting reminders and making quick calculations to placing calls.

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Pocket Beer Book

Become a world-renowned beer connoisseur with the pocket beer book by your side. From the cutting-edge brews of the U.S. to the timeless stout beers of Europe, this helpful book teaches you everything you need or want to know about your favorite liquid.

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Beer Shotgun Tool

The Chug N’ Plug is a one-of-a-kind keychain that fastens into place allowing you to rapidly chug your beer in seconds. Unlike other shotgun tools the Chug N’ Plug is the safest, cleanest and most portable way you can Shotgun a Beer.

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Under $30

Cabin Porn Book

Find your inner peace by escaping the modern world around you while perusing through this Cabin Porn book. Each page transports you to an idyllic country setting where you’ll find some of the most remarkable rural homes in the whole world.

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Inflatable Beer Pong Table

Whether on land or sea, a true party should never be without a beer pong table. For those aquatic themed parties at the pool, lake, or beach, this full size vinyl inflatable beer pong table will allow you to keep the drinking games going in full effect.

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Candles For Men

Why should only women get the large variety of scented candles? These masculine scented candles for men include testosterone boosting smells such as freshly cut grass, lumber, and a general fine musk that will add character to any man cave or bachelor pad.

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Bottle Opener Sunglasses

There are many cool methods to opening a beer bottle; you can use counter-tops, teeth, or even eye sockets to pop open a cold beer – and now you can even use sunglasses to open your favorite beer with these titanium bottle opener sunglasses.

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Flexible Grippy Tool Mat

Keep your tools from sliding away when you’re on the job by placing them on this flexible grippy tool mat. This anti-static mat is made from tough high quality polymers that won’t scratch delicate surfaces and is large enough to accommodate various tools at once.

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Morning Head Hair Cap

Fix that unruly disaster in the morning you call hair in just seconds with the morning head hair cap. This revolutionary hair cap will give you that “just showered” hair style, without having to dunk your head under a sink. Ask someone to give you morning head today!

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Glass Skull Drinking Cup

Let everyone know you mean business by drinking your favorite refreshments out of a skull! Well… A glass skull, to be specific. This glass skull drinking cup holds up to sixteen ounces of liquid and adds character to any drinking set.

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Under $10

Millennium Falcon Chocolate Mold

Prepare to hit your taste buds at light speed with these Millennium Falcon chocolate molds. These geeky Star Wars themed silicone molds can be also be used to create Millennium Falcon shaped ice cubes, and will be a big hit at any geeky party.

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F*ck I’m Bored Activity Book

F*ck I’m Bored is the wildly entertaining activity book that will help you keep your sanity when you’re stuck at home. Its pages come filled with 100 adult activities to keep your mind occupied, ranging from classics like Sudoku and Word Scramble to “Brick-by-F*cking-Brick.”

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Other White Elephant Gift Ideas

Pop-Up Dinosaur Encyclopedia

Make science come to life for your paleontologists-in-training with this pop-up dinosaur encyclopedia. This one of a kind read comes packed with fascinating facts and lighthearted humor along with incredibly detailed dinosaurs that pop out as you turn the pages.

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Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit

Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit will transform your humble abode into the ultimate race course! You’ll be able to control real-life Mario Karts and race them in a unique custom course that you and the other racers get to design.

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Miracle Trigger Tension Reliever

This miracle trigger tension reliever will deliver instant pain relief virtually anywhere you are. This ultra-portable gadget is equipped with a couple of crystals that create a small electrical charge to provide acupressure-like relief without resorting to needles.

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For Your Consideration: Keanu Reeves

Get your fill of Keanu – and then some – by perusing For Your Consideration: Keanu Reeves. This riveting read delves into the man, myth, and living legend known as Keanu Reeves, exploring his life, career, and various internet conspiracies like his supposed immortality.

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Samsonite Winfield 2 Hardside Luggage Set

Samsonite’s Winfield series is some of the best luggage you can ever buy. The 100% polycarbonate shell is lightweight yet extremely durable, while still being able to flex under stress and popping back after. It’s also available in a variety of vibrant colors.

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Camera Lens Coffee Mug

This high quality and super detailed camera lens is actually a coffee mug you can drink out of! The camera lens coffee mug is a great gift for photography enthusiasts, and will surely turn many heads when people see you drinking out of it.

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DIY Hair Clippers

Can’t make it to the barbershop? Take matters into your own hands with these DIY hair clippers. The intelligent and inventive design features a one-of-a-kind 180-degree rotating head that makes it remarkably easy to reach even the most difficult places.

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Blooming Tea Flower

Don’t settle for those rinky-dink bags of tea, not when you have this blooming tea flower at your disposal. Each canister comes packed with twelve unique and flavorful varieties that expand and blossom into gorgeous flowers that fill the entire teapot.

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Dr. Squatch Pine Tar Soap

If your BF’s natural odor is a little too Sasquatch-esque for your liking, Dr. Squatch has the cure. This pine tar soap has a fresh pine scent, has natural exfoliants to keep his skin soft, and moisturizes to prevent dryness.

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Grow Your Own Avocado Tree Kit

Guac is extra and we can’t afford to keep paying for it! So start growing your own with this avocado tree growing kit. It includes everything you need to start growing your very own avocado tree from the comfort of your home.

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Dropstop Car Seat Gap Filler

The five second rule applies to any and all food that falls on the Dropstop, but not food that falls on the floor. With this gift, you’ll be treating dad to food he otherwise would have been cheated out of. It fits neatly between the seat and console to keep messes to a minimum.

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Beer Making Kit

The beer making kit has just made your local watering hole obsolete. No longer must you traverse great distances in order to suckle from the life-giving nectar that is beer. Instead, you’ll be able to brew it to your exact liking in the comfort of your very own home.

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Acupressure Earrings

These acupressure earrings will make you look good and feel even better. These fashionable 24K plated earrings place small magnets over key pressure points on the ear to help alleviate everything from anxiety to insomnia.

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The Ultimate Snacks Care Package

Cravings are fickle and when your BF can’t choose between sweet or salty, the Cravebox has got his back as much as you do. It’s got cookies, candy, chips and everything in between.

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1979 Ford Bronco R/C SUV

This 1979 Ford Bronco R/C SUV will turn any patch of rugged terrain into your own personal playground. This highly detailed pint-size replica R/C is mounted on a capable TRX-4 chassis and boasts waterproof electronics along with a high ground clearance.

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Drunk

Drunk: How We Sipped, Danced, and Stumbled Our Way to Civilization will make history come alive like never before. You’ll take a “deep dive into the alcohol-soaked origins of civilization – and the evolutionary roots of humanity’s appetite for intoxication”.

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Homemade Gin Kit

Set your cocktails apart from the rest by concocting them using your very own homemade gin. This fun kit comes with everything needed so that you can turn any generic bottle of vodka into a unique and tasty home-brewed gin.

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Baguette Slippers

Your feet will be feeling gouda when tucked into a pair of baguette slippers. You’ll brie overjoyed by their plush interior that’ll keep your tootsies nice and fresh baked in cool autumn and winter temps.

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Scratch Off Travel Poster

For the man who loves adventure as much as he loves you, this scratch off travel poster is a beautiful way to visualize where he’s been and where he’s got to go.

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Standing Desk Converter Tray

Sitting all day is considered a silent killer. You need to stand and ideally move, throughout the day. This electric tray will convert your desk into a sit-stand desk, so you can easily swap work positions throughout the day.

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Float ‘N’ Grill Floating Grill

The Float ‘N’ Grill floating grill will revolutionize your beach or lake day cookouts. It’s crafted from high-quality materials that resist heat, rust, and fading and is designed to be flip-resistant, ensuring you have a safe grilling session, even if the water isn’t perfectly flat.

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Temperature Adjustable Coffee Mug

Keep your succulent roast in prime drinking condition by pouring it into this adjustable temperature coffee mug. This sleek high-tech mug allows you to adjust the temperature by rotating the base so that your drink remains piping hot for hours.

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Truck Bed Organizer

Maximize your truck’s practicality by keeping all your belongings stashed away within this truck bed organizer. Once installed, you’ll have two bed-length drawers and four ammo cans at your disposal so that all your gear remains neatly arranged.

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Nomader Collapsible Water Bottle

Having a compact yet capable water bottle when you’re traveling is absolutely essential. This durable, shatterproof, and leakproof 22 ounce collapsible water bottle is a must have to bring on your travels.

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Pocket Rescue Tool

Keep a multitude of useful tools at your immediate disposal by carrying the pocket rescue tool. Its compact form is small enough to fit in your hand yet contains over seven extremely useful tools – such as wire strippers, a screwdriver, and a bottle opener.

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Foam Cannon Car Wash Blaster

Splish, splash it’s the car’s turn for a bath with a foam cannon. It has all the power of the blaster at the car wash just by hooking up to the standard garden hose. Dad’s car will be as shiny as ever and swirl free thanks to the cannon’s adjustable foam concentration.

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Money To Burn Fire Starters

Look like a big money baller by starting firepits, barbeques, and campfires with fat stacks of money. These clever fire starters look like rolled up dollar bills, and are a great way to show off your wealth, status, and lack of modesty to everyone.

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USB Plasma Ball Lamp Light

Add some cool ambient lighting to your bedroom or desktop with this USB plasma ball lamp light. Using multiple beams of bright neon light, this USB/battery operated sphere creates the appearance of a magnificent corona discharge

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Giant Hershey Kiss

When you want to give her a kiss, give her the biggest kiss she’s ever received with this giant Hershey kiss. She’ll be feeling the love when she’s holding the 7″ tall, 12oz Kiss in her hands. The kiss is hollow, so she can bite into it right away.

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Bring Me Some Wine Socks

Say what’s on your mind without uttering a single word while wearing these “bring me some wine” socks. These white cotton socks provide a soft comfy fit that’ll keep your feet toasty – making this a great gift for the lazy wine lover in your life.

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Amazon Alexa Smart Ring

Keep Alexa on-hand – literally – by slipping the Amazon Alexa smart ring on your finger. This sleek and understated ring makes daily life easier by allowing you to do everything from setting reminders and making quick calculations to placing calls.

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100 Deadly Skills: Survival Edition

Walk into the great outdoors with confidence knowing that 100 Deadly Skills: Survival Edition is in your pack. This potentially life-saving read comes loaded with a series of 100 specialized skills that are designed to help you survive in any type of climate or terrain.

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No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror

Quit straining your neck when you backup your car with this rear view mirror that has no blind spots. This panoramic mirror is designed to give you a complete view of your rear surroundings, and makes a great gift idea for people who drive for a living.

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Stemless Aerating Wine Glasses

These unique wine glasses feature a built in aerating fountain in the center that will disperse your wine out over several different aeration spouts, infusing oxygen into the wine to release more flavor. It also works great for top shelf liquors.

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Work Would Suck Without You Coffee Mug

There’s no better way to show your favorite coworker how you feel and make them smile that with this cutesy little coffee mug. It’s microwave save and comes already wrapped for it’s gift recipient too!

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Vinyl Of The Month Club

Help your favorite music lover discover the beauty of analog sound by signing them up for the Vinyl of the Month Club. Each month they’ll receive a classic album from the Golden Era of Vinyl (’60s and ’70s) so that they can easily build up the ultimate collection.

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Pressurized Portable Growler

This pressurized portable growler keeps your beer remarkably fresh and makes it convenient to share with friends. This large 64 ounce growler comes with a built-in spout and sports a rugged stainless steel exterior that’s vacuum insulated to keep beer chilled.

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Dehydrated Water In A Can

This miracle in a can is they key to rehydrating after a long run or a long night out. With dehydrated water all you have to do is pop the cap and add water and BOOM, infinite drinks.

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Fart Gas Neutralizer Pads

Charcoal is for more than the grill, it’s also for neutralizing the hottest butt blasters your friend fires off. These pads affix to their undies to make their silent but deadlies a little less deadly.

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Tile Key Finder

Find your keys, EDC gadgets, or just about anything else in record time by attaching the Tile key finder to them. It features a lightweight yet durable and waterproof design with a 200 foot range and an 88 decibel melody that’s 2X as loud as the previous model.

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Weighted Desk Cable Organizer

If you or any of your co-workers have a messy desk then this is a must-have! It’s weighted so it stays in place and perfectly holds various charging cables in a neat and tidy manner.

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Spider Man Streetlight Lamp

Everyone’s favorite web-slinger is here to save you from the darkness in the form of this Spider-Man streetlight lamp. This marvelously designed lamp is styled like a miniature 16″ tall street light complete with a pint-size Spidey hanging from the top bar.

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Essential Art Therapy Exercises

Essential Art Therapy Exercises will help you find your inner peace by dealing with difficult problems through art. It comes loaded with a series of insightful prompts as well as 75 exercises that are designed to help you express yourself and better manage your problems.

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LEGO Millennium Falcon

Star Wars and LEGOS have always gone together like peanut butter and jelly, but this LEGO Millennium Falcon takes the cake. The 5,195 piece Millenium Falcon is a giant LEGO kit spanning nearly three feet long and two feet wide.

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My Ex-Wife’s Wedding Dress

When Kevin Cotter’s wife left him, she took everything except her wedding dress. In Kevin’s infinite wisdom, he took it upon himself to find 101 uses for his ex-wife’s wedding dress – with everything from using it as a car sponge to a fishing net in this hilarious book.

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Sol De Janeiro Brazilian Bum Bum Cream

This luscious lotion smells like a beach vacation and it’ll help your girl look great in a bikini. The cream is formulated with Cupuaçu Butter, Açaí Oil, and Coconut Oil and just a hint of caffeine that’ll smooth, moisturize, and rejuvenate her skin.

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Shiatsu Neck And Back Massager

Knead out your knots from the comfort of home with this Shiatsu neck and back massager. It fits comfortably around the neck and comes with 8 deep-kneading massage nodes along with 3 different speeds and strength levels.

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Hot Dog Criss Cross Slicer

Grill up the best dogs you’ve ever tasted using this hot dog criss cross slicer. The distinct carved diamond pattern makes it cook faster, leaves behind crispy caramelized-edges, holds condiments better, and provides enhanced bun gripping traction.

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Fake Poop Soap Bar

Create some awkwardness for guests when they step into the bathroom by setting out this fake poop soap bar. Despite it’s disturbingly realistic appearance, this handcrafted bar of soap actually features a delightful chocolaty scent.

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Tactical Car Seat Cover

Maximize your car’s limited storage space with the tactical car seat cover. Apart from providing your car with some chic urban-styled decorum, it protects the upholstery from stains and features a plethora of differently sized compartments ideal for storage.

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Tile Sport Key Finder Device

If you’re a stupid idiot who always forgets his keys, you need a Tile. This bluetooth device will let you quickly and easily find your keys (or anything you attach it to), just ring it remotely from the app and it’ll start audibly sounding so you can track it down.

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Glow In The Dark Nail Polish

Turn your hands into all-night glow sticks at the next party by getting your nails done with the glow in the dark nail polish. This eye-catching shade goes on easy and leaves a flawless finish that makes your fingertips glow with a bright yellowish green hue. 

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The Semi-Automatic Power Screw Driver

With the semi-automatic power screw driver in your arsenal, you’ll never again have to waste time looking for the right bit. It contains two bit cartridges that are pre-loaded with 12 bits, allowing you to effortlessly switch between them depending on the job.

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Stun Gun Lipstick

Quickly deter an attacker with this stun gun lipstick. It’s disguised as a run-of-the-mill lip stick so that you can discreetly tote it in your purse and delivers a potent three million volt shock that will stop any threat dead on their tracks.

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Acupressure Foot Massaging Slippers

Pamper your poor overworked feet with every step by slipping into these foot massage sandals. The sandals come littered with dozens of small nodes that are designed to help improve blood circulation as well as relieve aches and pains.

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Anti-Theft Lunch Bag

Prevent your lunch from being stolen with this fake mold anti-theft lunch bag. The bag has a design that makes it look like your perfectly good sandwich is actually ridden with mold. With the exception of public hangings, this is the best way to deter office thieves.

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Compact Key Holder

Avoid getting jabbed in the thighs with your keys by keeping them in the compact key holder. Unlike conventional keychains, this design allows your keys to be stored vertically within the holder so they stay organized and won’t create an unsightly bulge.

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Problem Solving & Brainstorming Cards

Make thinking out of the box easier for yourself with these problem solving and brainstorming cards. After choosing a card, said card will instruct you on how to approach a problem from a different perspective, making it a fun and unique way to unleash your creativity.

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Shaving Blade Sharpener

The shaving blade sharpener is designed to keep those expensive shaving razors sharp so you aren’t breaking the bank just to have a smooth and clean shave. With all that saved cash, you can buy more junk from us!

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Beer Mug Bottle Opener

Keep the alcohol flowing all night long – or until your liver fails you – by popping open your brews with the beer mug bottle opener. When the mug is empty, you simply flip it over and pop open another fresh brew using the functional bottle opener on the bottom.

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