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Find the perfect gifts for mom by going through this unique gift guide. Pay mom back for a lifetime of love and make her feel as special as she’s made you feel with a thoughtful personalized gift for mom. Without her, you would be nothing so get her a delightful gift that makes her feel special at your holiday gift exchange this year.
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These unique wine glasses feature a built in aerating fountain in the center that will disperse your wine out over several different aeration spouts, infusing oxygen into the wine to release more flavor. It also works great for top shelf liquors.
Satisfy your darkest culinary desires by reading about Miss Chicken in the Fifty Shades of Chicken cookbook. Her exploits with a wealthy, sexy and very hungry chef lead her into risque predicaments that’ll leave you feeling all hot, hungry, and bothered.
Keep an ace up your sleeve, or rather, in your purse if danger arises by toting around this floral self-defense kubaton keychain. Designed by a self-defense expert, this virtually unbreakable keychain allows you to strike your attacker with the point or use your keys as a whip.
Never lose your keys when you get home with these human key holders. These hilarious and useful key holders work by storing your keys in the “human” area so you never lose sight of your keys. The set includes two human key holders.
Finally, a wine glass that fits your needs! The ultimate wine bottle glass is perfect for the wine snob in your life – even if it’s yourself. This must-have accessory is large enough to hold an entire 750mL bottle of wine – or just one serving *wink wink*.
Confuse your brain while storing your wine bottles with this clever metal chain bottle rack. The metal chain appears to be loosely hanging, but it is actually locked into it’s bottle holding position, making for an interesting wine rack for any home and a cool house warming gift.
Make it the booziest of Christmases by proudly displaying your vino collection on this Christmas tree wine rack. The wine rack stands approximately fifty-three inches tall and can hold an impressive sixty bottles.
Her man won’t be pitching a tent in his pants but he certainly will be trying to pitch a tent with this pair of panties (to make a pillow fort to f*ck in). She won’t have any idea what to do with the oversized panties beyond torturing her man, but that’s where the fun lies.
Increase your lifting power exponentially without ever spending time at the gym with the forearm lifting straps. These durable straps are made to handle the rigors of lifting heavy furniture and make it remarkably easy to lift over sized pieces in the household.
This amazing bathtime accessory will give your scalp the royal treatment! This hair scalp massager shampoo brush is outfitted with soft thick silicone brushes that massage the scalp and is outfitted with a top handle to provide a secure grip.
Stay warm and toasty while travelling through bitter cold weather by wrapping yourself up in the electric heated travel blanket. The blanket plugs easily into the car’s electrical outlet and heats up the soft fleece so you remain cozy and comfortable while on the go.
Take your jello shots from the dorm room to the black tie event with aid from the gourmet jello shots recipe book. The book provides detailed instructions and vivid imagery that show you exactly how to whip up some sophisticated, alcohol infused jello shots.
These zombie face masks will make you look like the stuff of nightmares before revealing your true radiant self. This 8-in-1 full-face treatment mask will help reduce things like fine lines and winkles in addition to tightening and visibly lifting up your skin for a more youthful look.
This miracle trigger tension reliever will deliver instant pain relief virtually anywhere you are. This ultra-portable gadget is equipped with a couple of crystals that create a small electrical charge to provide acupressure-like relief without resorting to needles.
These Relief Shower Steamers will transform your next rinse into a soothing and invigorating experience that’ll wash away all your stress and fatigue. It’s infused with essential oils along with an intoxicatingly refreshing eucalyptus aroma that is guaranteed to relax you.
Stop smelling your man’s dick at five in the morn – go the professional route by interrogating him with help from the hand shocking lie detector. Only the truth will set your baby daddy free and keep him from getting shocked should he decide to answer dishonestly.
Ensure your expensive designer bag remains in perfect condition on rainy days by covering it with this handbag raincoat. This translucent raincoat features a darkened elegant border and covers the entire purse while granting access to the straps.
Light up your home with these coiled wax candles that will burn for 144 hours and will auto-extinguish themselves – making them safer than your traditional candle where you have to worry about blowing them out when you aren’t at home.
Fill your loving mother with tears of pure joy on her special day by surprising her with Mom, I Wrote a Book About You. Inside you’ll find a series of fun yet heartfelt prompts so that you can create a thoughtful gift as unique as your mom.
These aromatherapy steamers will transform your next shower into a delightful stress-melting experience. The set includes six steamers with equally heavenly scents like peppermint, watermelon, and lavender that will relax and take you to a blissful worry-free place.
Keep your most valued wines and spirits safe from thirsty thieves with the combination wine bottle lock. Designed to fit most wine and liquor bottles, this stainless steel device ensures the bottle remains sealed until the four digit combination is entered.
Treat yourself to a spa-quality experience without leaving the comforts of home with the TheraBox Self Care subscription box. This box comes filled with top quality goodies ranging from creams and oils to organic soap bombs, lotions, and much more!
Do your music justice by listening to it through the Beats Studio Buds. These sweat and water-resistant earbuds boast specs like superb sound quality, 8 hours of continuous listening time, an active noise-canceling mode, class 1 Bluetooth, and more!
The shower shaving foot rest is the leg-shaving woman’s truest companion in the shower. For those women who like a clean shaven leg without the fuss of sitting down in the bath or falling down with legs splayed, this foot rest saves, and shaves, the day.
Don’t settle for those rinky-dink bags of tea, not when you have this blooming tea flower at your disposal. Each canister comes packed with twelve unique and flavorful varieties that expand and blossom into gorgeous flowers that fill the entire teapot.
Help your favorite music lover discover the beauty of analog sound by signing them up for the Vinyl of the Month Club. Each month they’ll receive a classic album from the Golden Era of Vinyl (’60s and ’70s) so that they can easily build up the ultimate collection.
Life can be a lot to take sometimes and the Fuck This Shitshow gratitude journal is here to help. Inside its pages, you’ll get to do things like rate your mood in pineapples, read dozens of inspirational quotes, and even write down your thoughts.
Help maintain a more youthful appearance without going under the knife by using this facial fitness device. Although it may look a bit silly, it’s designed to tone and firm weak facial muscles with just two short 30 second sessions per day.
Make people take notice of your precious cargo by getting their attention with the “Baby Up In This Bitch” car decal. It’s styled like the popular “Baby On Board” signs but with a more impactful and humorous statement that’s sure to get a big reaction from drivers.
Bring laughter into your mom’s stressed-out and hectic life with Where the Wild Moms Are. In this comical homage to Where the Wild Things Are, a tired mom finds herself floating across space and time to the joyous place where all the Wild Moms are.
Set sail on a spirited cruise down the bourbon whiskey river with a beautiful, handcrafted ship in a bottle decanter. The glass is handblown and sits atop a wooden base for easy pouring.
Make mealtime fun for your picky eater and easier on yourself with these construction eating utensils. They’re made from durable food-grade PVC and come in a set featuring a bull dozer pusher, a front loader spoon, and a fork lift fork.
Give dad his very own superhero style power bracelet with the MagnoGrip magnetic wristband. Screws, nails and some small tools will stick to the one-size-fits all band with ease thanks to its super powerful magnets.
Sleep more comfortably than ever before by keeping your body at the ideal temp using the perfect temperature pillow. The pillow is made with specialized beads that can absorb or release heat depending on your body’s mean temperature.
Help your little grom shred at the pool with the Hydro Skateboard. Intended for ages eight and up, it’s made from durable and extremely buoyant foam and is not only incredibly fun but also works as a fantastic balance tool for skaters and surfers alike.
The perfect way to handle slow days at work – the portable ping pong set can work on any table, transforming it into an impromptu area for you and a buddy to knock around some balls.
If classic board games are your thing, you’ll go wild for this Clue 3D luxury edition. Instead of playing on a dinky old 2-dimensional flat surface, this beautifully crafted game board will give you an up close and personal view of each room in the luxurious manor.
Quit counting calories and indulge a little by scarfing down this entire one pound bag of marshmallows. This ginormous bag comes chock full of colorful little marshmallows ideal for snacking on – or for topping onto your baked goodies.
Make bath-time fun for your little ones using this bathtub ball track set. The set includes 3 tracks, a ladle, a ball, and a paddle wheel that you can easily stick onto your tile walls to create a fun maze for your little tadpole to play with.
Kick it old school and stave of boredom in true gamer fashion with this retro pixel art game Bluetooth speaker. This neat and vintage style speaker provides crisp sound and also boasts a small self-programmable LED screen perfect for some classic old school gaming.
Speed up your recovery after a night of some heavy binge drinking by taking these hangover remedy tablets the morning after. These FDA regulated tablets are designed to hydrate your body and relieve unpleasant symptoms like headaches and wine shits.
Do Sunday morning brunch right by quenching your thirst with the bottomless mimosa glass. This brunch staple is large enough to fit up to eight servings and is decorated with a label that reads “my personal bottomless mimosa.”
With a little work, you can transform your backyard in a magical playland for your little girl by building this Victorian mansion DIY playhouse. It boasts a charming exterior and comes with both adult and child doors and even a small loft with a ladder for easy access.
Look and feel like a million bucks every time you go to sleep by slipping into these Suit Pajamas. Made from fine silk and cotton, these comfy pajamas are the officially licensed version of the Suitjamas seen in How I Met Your Mother.
There might not be an app to end the heat wave going on, but at least now you can keep cool with this iPhone fan. This compact and soft blade winged fan connects to and is powered by your iPhone, giving off a cool breeze and making your iPhone that much more useful.
Keep from becoming roadkill on your next nighttime ride with the LED bike lights. These all weather lights fit discretely on the bottom of the bike frame and emit a luminous glow that oncoming cars will be able to see from a distance.
Become a wine connoisseur during family game night by sitting down for a rousing board game of Wine-Opoly. Instead of properties, players buy prized wines, collect bunches of grapes, and trade them in for decanters.
These climbing holds for kids will turn almost any sturdy structure into their own personal and very climbable rock wall. They’re incredibly sturdy, easy to set up, and will make a stellar addition to any tree house or backyard obstacle course.
Fulfill the Empire’s plan of total domination over the galaxy by building your very own Death Star out of LEGOs. This incredibly detailed set measures 16″ all across and comes with over 4,000 pieces – including small props and a cast of over 20 characters.
Ensure you never accidentally burn down the house by using this auto shut-off safety outlet. Simply plug it in, set the timer, and you’ll no longer have to worry about curling irons, slow cookers, and other appliances potentially causing a fire if you forget to turn them off.
Give your poor, tired feet the pampering they deserve by rejuvenating them with this smooth baby soft foot exfoliation mask. It is specially designed with skin moisturizing ingredients that will help get rid of dull, coarse, and dead skin.
She’s no ordinary girl so she deserves more than an ordinary aromatherapy diffuser. This cute cactus diffuser has a gypsum stick that produces a long-lasting aroma of sweet, fresh florals. The diffuser delivers a pop of green to her desk that will also help with relieving stress.
Avoid overcooking your prime cuts by keeping on eye on them using this Bluetooth BBQ thermometer. This water resistant thermometer works seamlessly with both iOS and Android so you can monitor the temperature and state of the meat while you grill.
Treat your man to some out-of-the-ordinary meat with exotic jerky sticks. These aren’t your average gas station picks. You’ll find kangaroo, alligator, ostrich and elk, among others in this adventurous ten-piece collection.
Complement your look with the must-have accessory of the fleeting moment – the chrome stick-on nails. These metallic nails will make any outfit pop, they are easy to apply and last up to seven days while the metallic toes can last for up to two weeks.
Share your narcissistic selfies on a whole new level with the smartphone instant film printer. This portable printer lets you instantly print the pictures you take with your smartphone, so all your friends can have their very own dick pic duck-face picture of you.
Instantly ruin someone’s day by sending them this spring loaded glitter bomb. Upon opening the nondescript package, 40 grams of glitter will immediately blast out and over everything in sight.
Chugging from the bottle is a statement you want to be making. Guzzle Buddy is a 16 ounce glass cup that attaches to any standard wine bottle so you can aerate, pour, and drink like the filthy animal you are in just one simple step!
The no holes track leather belt’s ergonomic and functional design means that you’ll always achieve the perfect fit – no matter your waist size. This full-grain leather belt’s design lets you adjust your belt in small increments to ensure the perfect fit.
When the times call for celebrating, there’s no better combo than good company, good whiskey and a good cigar. The company is on dad, but the Corkcicle cigar holding glass gives him a place to keep his cigar when he needs both hands free.
Enjoy a little relaxing candlelit atmosphere without loosing any man points by lighting up one of these manly scented candles. These vegan-friednly hand-poured candles come in testosterone-ladden options such as “Black Beard, Patriot, Ranger, and Supra 56”.
If you’re a stupid idiot who always forgets his keys, you need a Tile. This bluetooth device will let you quickly and easily find your keys (or anything you attach it to), just ring it remotely from the app and it’ll start audibly sounding so you can track it down.
This glass will be a bullseye with the BF who loves shooting whiskey as much as he loves shooting guns. It’s handblown and USA-made with a lead-free bullet so he can drink without worry.
This brilliant foot pump scaffolding jack will make your next project a lot simpler to complete. It boasts a solid steel construction that makes it incredibly durable and features a simple yet efficient mechanism that you can easily operate with one foot.
Get a killer buzz going while you perform your morning shower with this six pack of beer infused soap. Even if you’re not able to drink on a daily basis, you’ll still be able to incorporate some brew in your life with the beer soap six pack.
The prince of the porcelain throne needs something to do while he’s spending all his time there. With Toilet Mini Golf he can practice his putt without leaving the comfort of his own bathroom.
Congrats bro, you’re about to make the move from Instagram boyfriend to Instax boyfriend. When you give your girl this mini instant camera, she’ll want you to capture her every pose with it. The vintage-style camera has a double exposure mode, light trail shooting capability, and the ability to shoot macro and ECU photos.
This giant mushroom play tent will make the every day feel a little more whimsical for your little princess. It measures 61.5″ tall by 32.5″ in diameter and comes with a hollowed-out stem perfect for filling up with blankets and pillows.
Jiobit is a ultra small and discreet real time location tracker device. It’s primarily designed as a gps for keeping track of your kids, but you can very easily stuff it into your luggage and use it to make sure your luggage never gets permanently lost!
Make science fun by bringing physics to life with “The Chaos Machine”. This fun and educational kit comes with 56 pieces that you put together to play up to 8 different games that teach you about the chaos theory using pendulums and other moving parts.
Transform your sober pool into a tropical paradise in a snap with the floating tiki bar. In a few short minutes the bar inflates complete with a wrap around counter and a tiki styled roof that brings all the fun of a vacation to your own backyard pool.
Relive your glorious golden days of gaming with the SNES classic mini. This pint sized version of the classic console comes with two controllers and is pre-loaded with 21 classic titles like Super Mario, Street Fighter, Zelda, and Star Fox.
When you’re in a sh**ty situation thanks to someone else’s stupidity, leave them a business card as a reminder that they’re dumb as a post. Choose from one of eight insults to fit the occasion.
Grill up the best dogs you’ve ever tasted using this hot dog criss cross slicer. The distinct carved diamond pattern makes it cook faster, leaves behind crispy caramelized-edges, holds condiments better, and provides enhanced bun gripping traction.
The Nest thermostat is a game-changer for home heating and cooling. It’s WiFi enabled so it can be controlled from your tablet or phone, but that’s if you need to control it at all. It recognizes patterns in the temps you choose and learns to choose them for you.
Say goodbye to disgusting hair clumps in your brush by swapping your old one out for this quick cleaning hair brush. The innovative design incorporates two buttons that you squeeze together in order to retract the bristles for easy cleaning.
These zombie face masks will make you look like the stuff of nightmares before revealing your true radiant self. This 8-in-1 full-face treatment mask will help reduce things like fine lines and winkles in addition to tightening and visibly lifting up your skin for a more youthful look.
Next time you threaten to open a can of whoop ass on someone, follow through by popping the top on a can of whooping cream. This actual can of whoop ass is filled with compost to help your anger bloom into something more productive, like weeds in the backyard garden.
Self-care is more important than ever for the modern man. Hammerstone Goods provides natural, organic, premium ingredients, so you can moisturize, hydrate, and protect your lips all day long. It’s the must-have EDC for men everywhere.
Transform your manicure’s appearance instantly by painting your nails using this shade shifter mutichrome nail polish. This unique shade changes depending on the way the light hits it, making it appear as red orange, purple, blue, cyan, and many other colors.
Create a soothing and inviting atmosphere in any part of your home by turning on a Himalayan salt fire bowl lamp. Each six inch diameter bowl is hand carved from 100% Himalayan salt and is outfitted with a small bulb at the bottom that makes it appear as if the bowl is on fire.
When the Reader’s Digest is all read and Instagram is all scrolled through, dad might as well do something with his hands on the pot. With this hilarious Potty Putter, he can practice sinking holes in one while dropping stinkers.
Shred documents with ruthless efficiency by placing them inside the Fellowes 79Ci heavy-dury shredder. This office must-have is ultra quiet and will eliminate paper jams altogether!
If you can’t get yourself a really premium office chair with built-in lumber support, your next best bet is to purchase one of these lumbar support pillows. It’ll provide instant back pain relief, and it’s breathable so you’ll stay cool and dry.
A parody of the classic Dr. Seuss “Oh the places you’ll go” book, this hilariously inspirational book is perfect for anyone who’s early into their career and hasn’t yet been burned out by soul crushing meetings that could’ve just been an email thread.
Give your little ones a mini-thrill ride by setting up this platform swing. This curved swing is crafted from a breathable polypropylene mat that dries quickly, holds up to 400 pounds, and can be ridden either standing, sitting, or laying down.
Find your inner peace by escaping the modern world around you while perusing through this Cabin Porn book. Each page transports you to an idyllic country setting where you’ll find some of the most remarkable rural homes in the whole world.
Having a compact yet capable water bottle when you’re traveling is absolutely essential. This durable, shatterproof, and leakproof 22 ounce collapsible water bottle is a must have to bring on your travels.
The Bierstick beer bong is your ticket to chugging up to 24 ounces of beer in less than two seconds! It fits up to 24 ounces of your favorite beverage and comes with a friction-fit mouthpiece that allows for quick filling and cleaning.
Avoid having to climb down to unplug tools by keeping the wrap around extension cord at your side. The functional design features a flexible gooseneck that allows you to wrap and bend it around just about anything so it’s always handy.
