Gifts for Dad

You love everything about him, but if you want to get a little bit more specific, this book is here to be your guide. On its 112 pages are prompts to help you better express your positive feelings about dad and the great things he’s done.

When the neighbors come a’knockin, dad doesn’t have to stop a’rockin in his armchair to let them in or chase them away. The Ring Video Doorbell Pro is smartphone enabled so he can talk to the visitor, and when he’s not around, it can still record video, keeping his home and hearth safer.

When the Reader’s Digest is all read and Instagram is all scrolled through, dad might as well do something with his hands on the pot. With this hilarious Potty Putter, he can practice sinking holes in one while dropping stinkers.

A tough guy needs a tough mug to take with him on the road. Whether he’s driving to the office or his favorite fishing spot, thanks to the Yeti Rambler Mug’s double walled design, he can count on his coffee being hot when he gets there.

Dad can’t get gains if he’s tangled up in headphone cords at the gym. When he’s got Bose SoundSport Free earbuds in, the cords are gone but the music remains. They’re sweatproof and stay in his ears thanks to 3 different fits.

Flat beer is sad beer. The NutriChef Pressurzied Growler Tap keeps growler sized craft beer pressurized and fresh for up to two months after you first crack open the bottle. To do this, it uses disposable CO2 cartridges, which can pressurize about 128oz of beer before needing replacement.

Man see meat, man eat meat, it’s a pretty simple concept. With the Carnivore Club box, dad will find a selection of the finest cured, spiced meats featuring complex and nuanced flavors from around the world.

Dad will be so zoned out watching Sunday afternoon football while he’s using his Shiatsu Neck, Shoulder & Back Massager that he might let you change the channel to a different game. With heated, 3-speed rotating nodes treating his sore spots to some love, he’ll totally forget he’s not watching his favorite team.

Three cheers for soap that smells like beer. Get sudsy with your favorite suds and add a little hop, skip and jump to your morning. Each pack contains artisan crafted soap and is super moisturizing so it can be used on body, face, and even as a shampoo for hair.

After you’ve educated dad about why he can’t use “Password123” as his password for every site, give him a safe place to write them down. S**t I Can’t Remember houses his every login on paper for easy look up.

Four out of three dads admit they’re bad at fractions and have used that joke too many times. Refresh their material with an infusion from Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes. This book will have them laughing for hours.

If dad is a fisherman, he might actually be excited about this gift, so you better have your phone pointed on him when he opens it. What he doesn’t know is that it’s nothing more than a hilarious gag box that houses his real gift.

When mom and dad are coming to visit, they should travel in style. This three-piece Samsomite hardshell case set is omnidirectional so they’ll almost never tip over. One is carry-on sized in case of a short trip and two are checked-bag size for longer ones.

Treat dad to the ultimate in post-shower comfort with a Turkish cotton bath robe. These are 100% Turkish cotton, making them the same sort that you wear when staying at five star hotels. The robe includes pockets deep enough for snacks or cell phones.

The Fitness forward dad will count steps, miles, calories and more with the Fitbit Charge 3. There are more than 15 exercise modes to fit his favorite kind of movement (including swimming) and has a functionality to track his sleep quality so he can rest as hard as he works.

Throw out the mercury and digital thermometers, this smart one is the way of the future. For food safety and to make sure meat is cooked perfectly, put the wireless thermometer in the meat and monitor the temp from an app on your phone.

When the times call for celebrating, there’s no better combo than good company, good whiskey and a good cigar. The company is on dad, but the Corkcicle cigar holding glass gives him a place to keep his cigar when he needs both hands free.

When dad needs to find a stud (that isn’t himself in the mirror every morning), the Walabot is the perfect wingman. The app allows him to see through up to 4 inches behind drywall so he can safely install pictures and shelves.

If there are never too many cooks in the kitchen because dad monopolizes it, let his food flag fly with a personalized cutting board. Every time he’s chopping up the culinary delights he’ll serve for dinner, he’ll be gazing at his name engraved on your choice of wood and thinking of you.

Since he’s a dad, he’ll wear crew cut socks with these sandals, but he’ll be rocking function over fashion when he’s walking around in them. The accupressure nodes massage his feet in places designed to increase blood flow and reduce tension with every step he takes.

Dad probably remembers a simple life of kicking it on a hideous sofa listening to amazing music. Treat him to that experience with a Wockoder Record Player that’ll spin through all his favorite vinyls. Hopefully he’ll be listening on a cushier sofa.

Give dad his very own superhero style power bracelet with the MagnoGrip magnetic wristband. Screws, nails and some small tools will stick to the one-size-fits all band with ease thanks to its super powerful magnets.

A man on the move needs a mug that can move with him. The Yeti Rambler is just about indestructible, comes in almost every color under the sun and has the vacuum sealed double walls that will keep his beverage at the desired temp all day long.

Dad will get the best sleep he’s had since before you were born when he’s snoozing under a 20LB weighted blanket. They’re proven to reduce stress and anxiety to promote better sleep quality.

Splish, splash it’s the car’s turn for a bath with a foam cannon. It has all the power of the blaster at the car wash just by hooking up to the standard garden hose. Dad’s car will be as shiny as ever and swirl free thanks to the cannon’s adjustable foam concentration.

Brush up dad’s drill with a set of scrubber attachments that can tackle the toughest stuck-on grill grease or gently massage the wax on the paint of his car. This set of three drill head brushes are lean, mean, cleaning machines.

There are no moisturizing heroes that wear capes, they all wear masks and this is one of them. The Bro Mask delivers a wave of hydration to dad’s face in the form of hydrogel, which adheres to his face for maximum moisturizing.

Dads work too hard to drink warm soda and they don’t have the patience to wait for their cans to cool in the fridge. Enter the Chill-O-Matic. With a spin in its apparatus, his canned beverage of choice will be chilled from room temp to pleasantly chilly in less than 60 seconds.

If dad’s whole roll is about getting swole, he knows that rest and recovery days are as important as active ones. With the Theragun Deep Tissue Massager targeting his toughest knots and sorest spots, his recovery days will be actively healing his body more than ever before.

Come dad bod holidays or beach bod summer days, the Perfect Fit adjustable belt has got dad’s waistline covered. Its classic colors and look allow it to pair well with any pants and it fastens along a track instead of with holes so it stands the test of time.

Turn dad’s next beachside book binge into Eden with the Amazon Kindle Oasis. It’s got glare-free Paperwhite display, is rated IPX8 so it’s waterproof, and has a 7″ 300dpi screen for easy viewing.

A whiskey is a cool drink for a cool dad, so to chill it, he needs an equally cool ice cube to complete the trifecta. The Corkcicle Whiskey Wedge glass delivers. One side is a triangle of frozen goodness, the other is dad’s favorite drink.

If too many people are showing up to the barbecue and the grocery store was out of steaks, dad might be as salty as the rub he’s putting on the meat. Let him channel that mood on this hilarious novelty apron.

If you’ve got siblings, or even if you’re an only child, dad will appreciate this novelty mug. And you can bet the year he receives it from you, you’ll be receiving from him the best presents come your birthday.

This hanging contraption might look a little odd at first, but it’s the secret to great gains. All dad needs is a door or a place to mount the strap attachment to get started on an intense full-body bodyweight workout that will target muscles he didn’t even know he had.

Dad, your dad will be feeling like Bond, James Bond when you give him this multi-tool pen. Among other things, if he’s trapped in a car, the pen can help him break out, he can sign important docs, he can open a beer, and it’s theorized he could survive a zombie apocalypse with it.

To get a dentist-office worthy clean without a side of nagging from a hygenist, dad needs a Waterpik cordless flosser. It uses a steady stream of water to get all the gunk out from between his pearly whites, leaving him with a sparkly smile.

Dad will be traveling in style on his next trip with a Herschel duffel bag. It’s available in a variety of fabric and strap colors so dad can have his favorite combo. It’s roomy enough to fit all his clothes and shoes but small enough to be carry-on size.

Next time you and dad go out for a beer, he’ll get carded and you won’t because you got him Rugged & Dapper. It contains wrinkle-fighting hyaluronic acid and jojoba and shea to moisturize. Plus, it dries matte, so his skin care routine can be his secret.

With this valet stand by the door, dad’s most prized possessions will be parked in one place that he can access at the ready. Holding his keys, wallet, phone, watch and other accessories, it’s the solution to hours lost searching for lost items.

Neoprene bottle holders can take a seat, there’s a real player in the game now. These vacuum insulated beer bottle coolers will keep dad’s beer cold for hours on end whether the bottle is open or not. Still closed? The top doubles as a bottle opener.

A stripped bolt or oddly sized nut won’t stop dad when he’s using the universal socket. Its spring actuated steel rods move to conform to materials sized between 1/4″ and 3/4″ and it can attach to a drill for making work move a little quicker.

Dad will be sipping on gin and holding the juice when he made the spirit himself. This box contains everything he needs to make his own craft version of his favorite juniper-y spirit. If he’s feeling adventurous, he can also try smoky or spiced gin as add-ons.

When the course is closed, the hallway becomes the fairway with an indoor golf putting vent cup. It fits into a standard sized heating/cooling vent and features holes that air can travel through.

Fossilized fries and petrified pickles of fast food trips past stand no chance against this portable car vacuum. It really sucks (dry and wet messes up very well). In addition to the appliance are several attachments to reach every nook and cranny of dad’s ride, as well as a cord for the cigarette lighter for cleaning on the go.

The five second rule applies to any and all food that falls on the Dropstop, but not food that falls on the floor. With this gift, you’ll be treating dad to food he otherwise would have been cheated out of. It fits neatly between the seat and console to keep messes to a minimum.

If dad’s not a man of many words and the apple didn’t fall far from the tree, you can still write a book about him to tell him how much you care. Dad, I Wrote a Book About You has pages on pages of prompts for you to write a heartfelt message to dad.

Dad shouldn’t jingle jangle like a character out of a Christmas movie every time he takes a step. The Keysmart key holder organizes up to 14 of his most necessary keys into one slim compact for easy and quiet access and carrying.

Armed with a complete set of weapons of meat tenderization, the grill master sets upon his goal: to feed the crew at the ultimate barbecue. Dad will be the king of the hill when cooking over propane or gas using any of the 31 tools in this handy aluminum kit.

Dad was in such a rush to get home and watch the game that he forgot to turn his headlights off. With this jump starter, he doesn’t have to admit to anyone he killed his battery by asking for a jump. It’s incredibly powerful and can jump his car up to 20 times on one charge.

Don’t let dad get slowed down by a flat tire. This All-in-One kit gives him a jack, a pump, and all the other accessories he needs to quickly go from flat to fast lane. It needs a little power to get started, but it plugs right into the 12V cigarette lighter.

When nature calls, this box makes it look like dad’s getting a gift that will let him call nature back. In reality, it’s a hilarious gag box that to cover up his real present.

After receiving a Roomba, vacuuming will be dad’s favorite chore. All he has to do is fire it up using an app on his phone and let its three-stage cleaning system do all the work. It works on every surface of the house, from hardwood to carpet.

Set sail on a spirited cruise down the bourbon whiskey river with a beautiful, handcrafted ship in a bottle decanter. The glass is handblown and sits atop a wooden base for easy pouring.

Dad needs balance in all things, and that includes his lamp. It balances need for light with need for art and features two magnetic balls that when interacted with affect the way the light is displayed. The lamp is powered by LED lights and can glow for over 50,000 hours.

When the lawn is mowed, the weeds are wacked and the hedges are trimmed, dad is bushed. If he’s not quite ready to come inside, he can grab a nap in the shade on this hammock. The mattress is double layered, making it extra soft.

The Nest thermostat is a game-changer for home heating and cooling. It’s WiFi enabled so it can be controlled from your tablet or phone, but that’s if you need to control it at all. It recognizes patterns in the temps you choose and learns to choose them for you.

Dad’s eyes and ears will be delighted as soon as he puts on a pair of cool Bose Open-Ear Audio sunglasses. They’re polarized to protect against UVA/UVB rays, and their open-ear bluetooth audio means he hears his music and what’s going on around him so he can stay alert.

The fam gets suspicious if dad spends a little too much time on the can. They might declare it a disaster zone unfit for human life if he’s in there too long. The toilet timer is a fun gag gift to remind him to s*** or get off the pot before people come knocking.

The guy at the deli will wonder where your dad went when he starts making his own breakfast sandwiches at home with this layered wonder. Every part is nonstick and removable for quick clean up so he can get to eating his creation right away.

Pops will bid farewell to the dad bod in favor of a father figure after he starts using this simple machine. The different colors on the board target different muscle groups for a unique full body challenge.

Fitness fanatic fathers and ones trying to get back out there alike will love a FitBit. It’s got a week’s worth of battery life, tracks his active as well as resting heartbeat and is waterproof so he can take it on a swim or in the shower.

Dad will be having a reel good time racking up his poles in the Rod-Runner Rack. It holds up to 5 of his favorite fishing rods and prevents any line tangling. Transport is a breeze, they’re easily carried to the boat from the truck in one hand.

Any grillmaster knows that the key to the best product coming out of his pit is the spice he puts on the meat. With FreshJax, dad will be treated to five different spices with five fresh flavor profiles to try on his meat. Each spice mix is handcrafted, organic, and proceeds from purchase go to fight childhood hungry.