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Do you need gift exchange ideas for dads so you can celebrate all the great things they’ve done? We’ve compiled a list of joke gifts that’ll make dads laugh, practical presents that will make chores easier, and totally awesome gifts that they can show off to their buddies. If you’re looking for gifts for dad, we’ve handpicked a list of Christmas gifts for handyman dad, traveling dads, golfing dads, and funny Christmas gifs for dad even if it seems like he already has everything. From budget-friendly to budget-blow out, you’ll find gifts for dads who wants nothing at every price point. A great dad is the gift that keeps giving all year round, when you give back to him, he’ll remember it for years to come.

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Lazy Daze Outdoor Hammock

When the lawn is mowed, the weeds are wacked and the hedges are trimmed, dad is bushed. If he’s not quite ready to come inside, he can grab a nap in the shade on this hammock. The mattress is double layered, making it extra soft.

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Under $20

Indoor Golf Putting Vent Cup

When the course is closed, the hallway becomes the fairway with an indoor golf putting vent cup. It fits into a standard sized heating/cooling vent and features holes that air can travel through.

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Under $10

Dude Wipes Flushable Wipes

When the twigs and berries are a little ripe but there’s no time for a shower, Dude Wipes can freshen things up. These wipes are bigger than the average, flushable, and contain aloe and vitamin E so whatever is wiped will be as soft as it is fresh.

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Over $100

Theragun G3PRO Deep Tissue Massager

If dad’s whole roll is about getting swole, he knows that rest and recovery days are as important as active ones. With the Theragun Deep Tissue Massager targeting his toughest knots and sorest spots, his recovery days will be actively healing his body more than ever before.

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Under $50

Shiatsu Neck Shoulder & Back Massager

Dad will be so zoned out watching Sunday afternoon football while he’s using his Shiatsu Neck, Shoulder & Back Massager that he might let you change the channel to a different game. With heated, 3-speed rotating nodes treating his sore spots to some love, he’ll totally forget he’s not watching his favorite team.

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Under $30

Corkcicle Whiskey Wedge Glass

A whiskey is a cool drink for a cool dad, so to chill it, he needs an equally cool ice cube to complete the trifecta. The Corkcicle Whiskey Wedge glass delivers. One side is a triangle of frozen goodness, the other is dad’s favorite drink.

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Under $30

Bro Mask Hydrogel Face Mask

There are no moisturizing heroes that wear capes, they all wear masks and this is one of them. The Bro Mask delivers a wave of hydration to dad’s face in the form of hydrogel, which adheres to his face for maximum moisturizing.

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Under $100

Walabot See-Through Stud Finder Tool

When dad needs to find a stud (that isn’t himself in the mirror every morning), the Walabot is the perfect wingman. The app allows him to see through up to 4 inches behind drywall so he can safely install pictures and shelves.

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Under $30

Rugged & Dapper Age Defense Face Moisturizer

Next time you and dad go out for a beer, he’ll get carded and you won’t because you got him Rugged & Dapper. It contains wrinkle-fighting hyaluronic acid and jojoba and shea to moisturize. Plus, it dries matte, so his skin care routine can be his secret.

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Under $20

Pooping Pooches Calendar

Who is the Pooping Pooches Calendar meant for, you ask? EVERYONE! People who love dogs, people who hate dogs, cat owners, it doesn’t matter. It’s a calendar with dogs pooping! Why wouldn’t you want to buy this thing?!

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Under $50

Wood Valet Docking Station

With this valet stand by the door, dad’s most prized possessions will be parked in one place that he can access at the ready. Holding his keys, wallet, phone, watch and other accessories, it’s the solution to hours lost searching for lost items.

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Under $20

Portable Car Vacuum Cleaner

Fossilized fries and petrified pickles of fast food trips past stand no chance against this portable car vacuum. It really sucks (dry and wet messes up very well). In addition to the appliance are several attachments to reach every nook and cranny of dad’s ride, as well as a cord for the cigarette lighter for cleaning on the go.

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Under $100

Rod-Runner Fishing Rod Rack

Dad will be having a reel good time racking up his poles in the Rod-Runner Rack. It holds up to 5 of his favorite fishing rods and prevents any line tangling. Transport is a breeze, they’re easily carried to the boat from the truck in one hand.

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Under $50

Turkish Cotton Bath Robes

Treat dad to the ultimate in post-shower comfort with a Turkish cotton bath robe. These are 100% Turkish cotton, making them the same sort that you wear when staying at five star hotels. The robe includes pockets deep enough for snacks or cell phones.

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Under $20

Lemome Hardcover Notebook

You never get a second chance to make a first impression with the item you take notes on. Your boss needs more than a legal pad stolen from the supply closet. This classy and classic hardcover notepad will be a standout at any meeting.

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Over $100

Ship In A Bottle Bourbon Whiskey Decanter

Set sail on a spirited cruise down the bourbon whiskey river with a beautiful, handcrafted ship in a bottle decanter. The glass is handblown and sits atop a wooden base for easy pouring.

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Over $100

NutriChef Pressurized Growler Tap

Flat beer is sad beer. The NutriChef Pressurzied Growler Tap keeps growler sized craft beer pressurized and fresh for up to two months after you first crack open the bottle. To do this, it uses disposable CO2 cartridges, which can pressurize about 128oz of beer before needing replacement.

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Under $50

Carnivore Club Subscription Box

Man see meat, man eat meat, it’s a pretty simple concept. With the Carnivore Club box, dad will find a selection of the finest cured, spiced meats featuring complex and nuanced flavors from around the world.

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Under $30

HyperChiller Cold Brew Coffee Maker

Cool brew is no way to start the morning, you need cold brew. If you’ve only got a minute to spare, the HyperChiller has got you covered. It takes coffee from steaming to refreshingly cool without diluting it.

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Under $20

My Favorite Child Gave Me This Mug

If you’ve got siblings, or even if you’re an only child, dad will appreciate this novelty mug. And you can bet the year he receives it from you, you’ll be receiving from him the best presents come your birthday.

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Under $20

Potty Putter Toilet Time Golf Game

When the Reader’s Digest is all read and Instagram is all scrolled through, dad might as well do something with his hands on the pot. With this hilarious Potty Putter, he can practice sinking holes in one while dropping stinkers.

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Under $20

Keysmart Key Holder & Organizer

Dad shouldn’t jingle jangle like a character out of a Christmas movie every time he takes a step. The Keysmart key holder organizes up to 14 of his most necessary keys into one slim compact for easy and quiet access and carrying.

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Under $20

The Toilet Timer Sand Clock

The fam gets suspicious if dad spends a little too much time on the can. They might declare it a disaster zone unfit for human life if he’s in there too long. The toilet timer is a fun gag gift to remind him to s*** or get off the pot before people come knocking.

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Under $30

FreshJax Handcrafted Grilling Spices

Any grillmaster knows that the key to the best product coming out of his pit is the spice he puts on the meat. With FreshJax, dad will be treated to five different spices with five fresh flavor profiles to try on his meat. Each spice mix is handcrafted, organic, and proceeds from purchase go to fight childhood hungry.

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Over $100

Ember Temperature Control Smart Mug

There’s nothing that matches the disappointent of sipping coffee and realizing it’s cold. With the Ember temperature control smart mug, your boyfriend’s coffee will always feel like a warm hug, and he’ll never feel that disappointment again.

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Under $10

The Plant Urinal Prank Gift Box

When nature calls, this box makes it look like dad’s getting a gift that will let him call nature back. In reality, it’s a hilarious gag box that to cover up his real present.

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Under $50

Foam Cannon Car Wash Blaster

Splish, splash it’s the car’s turn for a bath with a foam cannon. It has all the power of the blaster at the car wash just by hooking up to the standard garden hose. Dad’s car will be as shiny as ever and swirl free thanks to the cannon’s adjustable foam concentration.

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Under $30

100 Bucket List Movies Scratch Off Poster

Your BF will be reeling when he receives a poster that will take him on a journey through cinema. As he scratches off each movie, not only will he be treated to myriad classic films, he’ll have a colorful poster when he’s finished watching.

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Under $10

Terribly Good Dad Jokes Book

Four out of three dads admit they’re bad at fractions and have used that joke too many times. Refresh their material with an infusion from Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes. This book will have them laughing for hours.

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Under $20

Self-Defense Tactical Multi-tool Pen

Dad, your dad will be feeling like Bond, James Bond when you give him this multi-tool pen. Among other things, if he’s trapped in a car, the pen can help him break out, he can sign important docs, he can open a beer, and it’s theorized he could survive a zombie apocalypse with it.

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Over $100

Bose SoundSport Free Earbuds

Dad can’t get gains if he’s tangled up in headphone cords at the gym. When he’s got Bose SoundSport Free earbuds in, the cords are gone but the music remains. They’re sweatproof and stay in his ears thanks to 3 different fits.

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Under $100

Waterpik Cordless Water Flosser

To get a dentist-office worthy clean without a side of nagging from a hygenist, dad needs a Waterpik cordless flosser. It uses a steady stream of water to get all the gunk out from between his pearly whites, leaving him with a sparkly smile.

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Under $30

Chill-O-Matic Automatic Drink Chiller

Dads work too hard to drink warm soda and they don’t have the patience to wait for their cans to cool in the fridge. Enter the Chill-O-Matic. With a spin in its apparatus, his canned beverage of choice will be chilled from room temp to pleasantly chilly in less than 60 seconds.

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Under $10

S**t I Can’t Remember Password Journal

After you’ve educated dad about why he can’t use “Password123” as his password for every site, give him a safe place to write them down. S**t I Can’t Remember houses his every login on paper for easy look up.

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Under $100

The Ultimate Portable Car Jump Starter

Dad was in such a rush to get home and watch the game that he forgot to turn his headlights off. With this jump starter, he doesn’t have to admit to anyone he killed his battery by asking for a jump. It’s incredibly powerful and can jump his car up to 20 times on one charge.

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Under $30

Corkcicle Cigar Holding Glass

When the times call for celebrating, there’s no better combo than good company, good whiskey and a good cigar. The company is on dad, but the Corkcicle cigar holding glass gives him a place to keep his cigar when he needs both hands free.

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Under $30

Personalized Cutting Boards

If there are never too many cooks in the kitchen because dad monopolizes it, let his food flag fly with a personalized cutting board. Every time he’s chopping up the culinary delights he’ll serve for dinner, he’ll be gazing at his name engraved on your choice of wood and thinking of you.

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Under $50

Indoor Putting Green

When you’re making that EOQ green but don’t have time to go to the golf green, bring it to the office with a putting mat. At nine feet by three feet this rug, complete with sand traps and three holes to aim for, fits perfectly in your corner office.

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Under $30

The Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich Maker

The guy at the deli will wonder where your dad went when he starts making his own breakfast sandwiches at home with this layered wonder. Every part is nonstick and removable for quick clean up so he can get to eating his creation right away.

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Under $100

Meater Smart Wireless Meat Thermometer

Throw out the mercury and digital thermometers, this smart one is the way of the future. For food safety and to make sure meat is cooked perfectly, put the wireless thermometer in the meat and monitor the temp from an app on your phone.

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Under $50

The COMFY Blanket Sweatshirt

Win the battle against the office thermostat with COMFY! This best selling oversized sherpa blanket/hoodie will cover nearly your entire body, so you feel completely warm and cozy in your freezing office environment!

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Under $20

Personalized Face Socks

If he’s got a tough meeting coming up, what better reminder of who’s with him literally every step of the way than a pair of personalized face socks. Plaster them with your mug so anytime he looks down, you’ll be looking up back at him.

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Under $20

I’ll Feed You All BBQ Apron

If too many people are showing up to the barbecue and the grocery store was out of steaks, dad might be as salty as the rub he’s putting on the meat. Let him channel that mood on this hilarious novelty apron.

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Under $30

Acupressure Foot Massage Slippers

Since he’s a dad, he’ll wear crew cut socks with these sandals, but he’ll be rocking function over fashion when he’s walking around in them. The accupressure nodes massage his feet in places designed to increase blood flow and reduce tension with every step he takes.

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Under $50

Hot Sauce Making Kit

Spice up your next date night dinner, literally, by giving your BF a hot sauce making kit. If he’s adventurous, he can make his own flavors, but if he needs a little guidance, the kit includes recipe cards to get him started.

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Under $20

Drill Brush Cleaning Scrubber Attachments

Brush up dad’s drill with a set of scrubber attachments that can tackle the toughest stuck-on grill grease or gently massage the wax on the paint of his car. This set of three drill head brushes are lean, mean, cleaning machines.

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Over $100

Google Nest Smart Thermostat

The Nest thermostat is a game-changer for home heating and cooling. It’s WiFi enabled so it can be controlled from your tablet or phone, but that’s if you need to control it at all. It recognizes patterns in the temps you choose and learns to choose them for you.

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Under $50

Make Your Own Gin Kit

Dad will be sipping on gin and holding the juice when he made the spirit himself. This box contains everything he needs to make his own craft version of his favorite juniper-y spirit. If he’s feeling adventurous, he can also try smoky or spiced gin as add-ons.

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Under $30

Exotic Beef Jerky Sticks

Treat your man to some out-of-the-ordinary meat with exotic jerky sticks. These aren’t your average gas station picks. You’ll find kangaroo, alligator, ostrich and elk, among others in this adventurous ten-piece collection.

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Under $30

Perfect Fit Adjustable Ratcheting Track Belts

Come dad bod holidays or beach bod summer days, the Perfect Fit adjustable belt has got dad’s waistline covered. Its classic colors and look allow it to pair well with any pants and it fastens along a track instead of with holes so it stands the test of time.

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Under $30

Memory Foam Moccasin Slippers

Cold feet won’t be a problem in your relationship when your BF has a pair of memory foam moccasins on. The shearling on the inside will gently cradle his feet while holding in warmth.

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Over $100

Bose Frames Open-Ear Audio Sunglasses

Dad’s eyes and ears will be delighted as soon as he puts on a pair of cool Bose Open-Ear Audio sunglasses. They’re polarized to protect against UVA/UVB rays, and their open-ear bluetooth audio means he hears his music and what’s going on around him so he can stay alert.

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Over $100

TRX All-In-One Home Exercise Bodyweight Resistance System

This hanging contraption might look a little odd at first, but it’s the secret to great gains. All dad needs is a door or a place to mount the strap attachment to get started on an intense full-body bodyweight workout that will target muscles he didn’t even know he had.

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Under $30

31 Piece BBQ Grill Tool Set

Armed with a complete set of weapons of meat tenderization, the grill master sets upon his goal: to feed the crew at the ultimate barbecue. Dad will be the king of the hill when cooking over propane or gas using any of the 31 tools in this handy aluminum kit.

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Over $100

Roomba Robot Vacuum

After receiving a Roomba, vacuuming will be dad’s favorite chore. All he has to do is fire it up using an app on his phone and let its three-stage cleaning system do all the work. It works on every surface of the house, from hardwood to carpet.

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Under $30

Vacuum Insulated Beer Bottle Cooler

Neoprene bottle holders can take a seat, there’s a real player in the game now. These vacuum insulated beer bottle coolers will keep dad’s beer cold for hours on end whether the bottle is open or not. Still closed? The top doubles as a bottle opener.

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Over $100

All-In-One Tire Changing Kit & Tire Pump

Don’t let dad get slowed down by a flat tire. This All-in-One kit gives him a jack, a pump, and all the other accessories he needs to quickly go from flat to fast lane. It needs a little power to get started, but it plugs right into the 12V cigarette lighter.

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Under $100

Color Coded Push-Up Training System

Pops will bid farewell to the dad bod in favor of a father figure after he starts using this simple machine. The different colors on the board target different muscle groups for a unique full body challenge.

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Under $50

Six Pack Of Beer Soap

Three cheers for soap that smells like beer. Get sudsy with your favorite suds and add a little hop, skip and jump to your morning. Each pack contains artisan crafted soap and is super moisturizing so it can be used on body, face, and even as a shampoo for hair.

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Over $100

Nespresso Vertuo Espresso Machine

Treat yourself to an exceptionally fresh espresso with a simple touch of just one button using the Nespresso Vertuo. It can produce five different cup sizes depending on your preference. Just load it up with your favorite espresso capsule and hit start!

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Under $20

MagnoGrip Magnetic Wristband

Give dad his very own superhero style power bracelet with the MagnoGrip magnetic wristband. Screws, nails and some small tools will stick to the one-size-fits all band with ease thanks to its super powerful magnets.

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Under $30

Charcoal Face Mask By Beau Brummell

There’s no shame in the skin care game so treat your man to an activated charcoal mask uniquely suited to his face. The clay in this mask will clean out his pores and tighten his skin to fight signs of aging.

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Over $100

Fitbit Charge 3 Fitness Tracker Watches

The Fitness forward dad will count steps, miles, calories and more with the Fitbit Charge 3. There are more than 15 exercise modes to fit his favorite kind of movement (including swimming) and has a functionality to track his sleep quality so he can rest as hard as he works.

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Under $20

What I Love About Dad Fill-in Journal

You love everything about him, but if you want to get a little bit more specific, this book is here to be your guide. On its 112 pages are prompts to help you better express your positive feelings about dad and the great things he’s done.

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Under $100

Mid-Air Magnetic Balance Lamp

Dad needs balance in all things, and that includes his lamp. It balances need for light with need for art and features two magnetic balls that when interacted with affect the way the light is displayed. The lamp is powered by LED lights and can glow for over 50,000 hours.

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Under $100

Herschel Novel Duffel Bag

Dad will be traveling in style on his next trip with a Herschel duffel bag. It’s available in a variety of fabric and strap colors so dad can have his favorite combo. It’s roomy enough to fit all his clothes and shoes but small enough to be carry-on size.

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Under $50

Yeti Rambler Mug

A tough guy needs a tough mug to take with him on the road. Whether he’s driving to the office or his favorite fishing spot, thanks to the Yeti Rambler Mug’s double walled design, he can count on his coffee being hot when he gets there.

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Under $10

The Universal Socket

A stripped bolt or oddly sized nut won’t stop dad when he’s using the universal socket. Its spring actuated steel rods move to conform to materials sized between 1/4″ and 3/4″ and it can attach to a drill for making work move a little quicker.

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Under $50

YETI Rambler Steel Vacuum Insulated Tumbler

A man on the move needs a mug that can move with him. The Yeti Rambler is just about indestructible, comes in almost every color under the sun and has the vacuum sealed double walls that will keep his beverage at the desired temp all day long.

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Over $100

FitBit Activity & Fitness Tracker

Fitness fanatic fathers and ones trying to get back out there alike will love a FitBit. It’s got a week’s worth of battery life, tracks his active as well as resting heartbeat and is waterproof so he can take it on a swim or in the shower.

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Under $50

Wockoder Record Player

Dad probably remembers a simple life of kicking it on a hideous sofa listening to amazing music. Treat him to that experience with a Wockoder Record Player that’ll spin through all his favorite vinyls. Hopefully he’ll be listening on a cushier sofa.

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Under $20

FishEye Camera Prank Gift Box

If dad is a fisherman, he might actually be excited about this gift, so you better have your phone pointed on him when he opens it. What he doesn’t know is that it’s nothing more than a hilarious gag box that houses his real gift.

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Under $30

Dropstop Car Seat Gap Filler

The five second rule applies to any and all food that falls on the Dropstop, but not food that falls on the floor. With this gift, you’ll be treating dad to food he otherwise would have been cheated out of. It fits neatly between the seat and console to keep messes to a minimum.

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Over $100

Samsonite Omni Luggage

When mom and dad are coming to visit, they should travel in style. This three-piece Samsomite hardshell case set is omnidirectional so they’ll almost never tip over. One is carry-on sized in case of a short trip and two are checked-bag size for longer ones.

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Under $20

Dad, I Wrote A Book About You Fill-In The Blanks

If dad’s not a man of many words and the apple didn’t fall far from the tree, you can still write a book about him to tell him how much you care. Dad, I Wrote a Book About You has pages on pages of prompts for you to write a heartfelt message to dad.

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Under $100

20 LB Weighted Blanket For Better Sleep

Dad will get the best sleep he’s had since before you were born when he’s snoozing under a 20LB weighted blanket. They’re proven to reduce stress and anxiety to promote better sleep quality.

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Over $100

Amazon Kindle Oasis

Turn dad’s next beachside book binge into Eden with the Amazon Kindle Oasis. It’s got glare-free Paperwhite display, is rated IPX8 so it’s waterproof, and has a 7″ 300dpi screen for easy viewing.

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Over $100

Ring Video Doorbell Pro

When the neighbors come a’knockin, dad doesn’t have to stop a’rockin in his armchair to let them in or chase them away. The Ring Video Doorbell Pro is smartphone enabled so he can talk to the visitor, and when he’s not around, it can still record video, keeping his home and hearth safer.

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Biting And Shocking Lie Detector Game

Ensure everyone at the party has a shockingly good time with this biting and shocking lie detector game. Simply place your hand inside and answer the question you’re asked, if you lie, your hand will either be shocked or bitten.

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Amphibious R/C Car

Show your kids that it’s fun to conquer mother nature with the amphibious remote control car. Unlike your standard remote control car, this amphibious model comes specially designed to be able to trudge through either pavement, sand, dirt, or water.

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Leopard Print Suit

Make a guaranteed splash at the next social event you attend by strutting your stuff in this leopard print suit. This 100% polyester beauty will have you looking incredibly stylish at all times, making it the purrfect garment for nearly any occasion.

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Sterling Silver Cat Earrings

Put the perfect finishing touch on your outfit by accessorizing with these adorable sterling silver cat earrings. These classy and cute earrings are made from 925 sterling silver and can be dressed up or down depending on the occasion.

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Polaroid Now+ i-Type Instant Camera

The Polaroid Now+ i-Type instant camera makes it remarkably convenient to step up your photography game and unleash your creativity. It includes features like a tripod mode and aperture priority while giving you access to 5 lens filters for amazing photographs.

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Desktop Cable Organizer

Bring order to your workstation with help from this desktop cable organizer. This three-pack includes a 3-slot, 5-slot, and 7-slot silicone cable holder that will keep your cables from getting all tangled up.

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AR-15 Rifle Whiskey Decanter

Combine your love of firearms and alcohol without risk to anyone by keeping your prized whiskey inside this AR-15 rifle whiskey decanter. The set includes an imposing AR-15 styled glass decanter along with 4 shot glasses – each with a bullet lodged into its side.

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Insulated Stainless Steel Beer Mug

Ensure your brew stays frosty as you guzzle it down by drinking it out of this insulated stainless steel beer mug. Apart from its rugged yet sleek construction, the functional design creates an air-tight barrier that insulates your drink.

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Relief Shower Steamers

These Relief Shower Steamers will transform your next rinse into a soothing and invigorating experience that’ll wash away all your stress and fatigue. It’s infused with essential oils along with an intoxicatingly refreshing eucalyptus aroma that is guaranteed to relax you.

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Giant Mushroom Play Tent

This giant mushroom play tent will make the every day feel a little more whimsical for your little princess. It measures 61.5″ tall by 32.5″ in diameter and comes with a hollowed-out stem perfect for filling up with blankets and pillows.

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LapGear Pro Lap Desk

If you want to take a break from working on a traditional desk, you’ll really benefit from this lap desk. It can hold your laptop, mouse, and phone all in one organized and ergonomically positioned layout.

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SinkSuds Travel Laundry Detergent

Stop overpaying for expensive laundry service at your hotel. These travel size laundry detergent packs allow you to easily and quickly wash your clothes from the convenience of your hotel room’s sink or bath tub.

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Doorway Workout Station

Sculpt the body of your dreams from the comfort of home by outfitting your door with this doorway workout station. It sets up in a snap and comes with a full dip station, abdominal station, and a pull and push station for a total body workout.

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Deep Sleep Pillow Spray

Fall into a soothing and relaxing sleep faster than ever before with help from this deep sleep pillow spray. Just a few spritzes of this clinically proven spray is all you’ll need to fall asleep faster and wake up feeling more refreshed than ever.

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Zombie Face Treatment Masks

These zombie face masks will make you look like the stuff of nightmares before revealing your true radiant self. This 8-in-1 full-face treatment mask will help reduce things like fine lines and winkles in addition to tightening and visibly lifting up your skin for a more youthful look.

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Airplane Carry On Cocktail Kit

Make every flight a delight when you bring along the carry on cocktail kit. This decadent tin can kit includes a recipe card, a spoon, aromatic bitters, linen coaster, and cane sugar.

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Batman Snuggie Blanket

Keep warm and look like the Dark Knight with this Batman snuggie blanket! The snuggie blanket allows your hands to be free while still giving you the benefit of wearing a full adult size blanket, and makes a great gift idea for the little crime fighter.

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Nano Pure Hand Sanitizer

It’s a sad fact, airports are filled with viruses and bacteria. That’s why you should always come prepared with hand sanitizer that can kill 99.99% of germs on contact when you’re in a pinch!

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DIY Vasectomy Prank Gift Box

Scissors are not included with this gag gift box, but they don’t need to be. Give your BF the gift of slight terror and lots of laughter before opening the box that houses his real gift. Bonus points to you if it’s something sharp inside.

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Makeup Organizer Station

Upgrade your beauty station by placing all your cosmetic products inside this makeup organizer station. Crafted from bamboo, it features a removable mirror, docking station for your tablet or smartphone, and comes coated with a stain-resistant sealant.

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Weightlifting Strength Band

Lift heavy without incurring shoulder pain by pumping iron with this weightlifting strength band. Apart from protecting your shoulders, it will allow you to press 10 – 15% more weight than your max while also enforcing proper technique.

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Hands Free Electric Shoe Polisher

Give your shoes the mirror-like shine a gentleman such as yourself deserves using the hands free electric shoe polisher. It automates every step of the shoe polishing process to deliver a professional buff and shine from the comfort of home.

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Hi-Fi Ear Plugs

These are the same style of earplugs trusted by guys that play rock music on stage, so they’re probably gonna drown out your annoying co-workers and boss.

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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

The Donald has a hidden dimension to him that few truly see. He’s sensitive and poetic, a true word smith of his generation. This groundbreaking book captures the grace and beauty of the 45th president from his tweets at 4am, and includes scholary footnotes that dive deep into the underlying meaning of literary works such as “covfefe” and “fake news”. It’s a must-read, believe me.

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Scalp Massagers

This is the best bang for your buck massaging tool you could ever get. Simply pop this incredible massaging tool over your scalp and achieve a deep and relaxing head massage while increasing blood circulation.

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Chin Supporting Travel Pillow

This extremely high rated 5-star travel pillow is lightweight, yet perfectly supports your neck, giving you an unparalleled resting position even if you’re in an ultra-tight economy seat.

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Gas Pump Liquor Dispenser

Pour your favorite poison with style by emptying the bottle into this gas pump liquor dispenser. Styled like a gas pump from yesteryear, this stylish dispenser will make a superb addition for the man cave or home bar of any booze-loving car aficionado.

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Mechanical Pin Clock

Remember those pin art toys from the 90s that would capture whatever you placed into it? That same design concept has been incorporated into this extremely loud Pin Clock. This compact clock fits perfectly on any nightstand and displays the time in a braille-like fashion.

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Sex Panther Cologne

Banned in nine countries for its sexual potency, Sex Panther cologne is known to make you an irresistible object of interest to the ladies. This formidable and pungent cologne is made with bits of real panther – 60% of the time, it works every time.

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.308 Real Bullet Shot Glass

Combine your love of partying and firearms by downing your liquor with one of these .308 real bullet shot glasses. Each shot glass comes with a real .308 bullet lodged into the side and is handmade to ensure each piece is 100% unique.

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Samsonite Omni Luggage

When mom and dad are coming to visit, they should travel in style. This three-piece Samsomite hardshell case set is omnidirectional so they’ll almost never tip over. One is carry-on sized in case of a short trip and two are checked-bag size for longer ones.

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Earbuds Tethering Necklace

Keep your headphones from becoming a cluster of knots in your pocket or purse using the earbuds tethering necklace. This useful necklace features a colorful appearance and keeps your earbuds nice and untangled, so they’re always at hand.

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My Favorite Child Gave Me This Mug

If you’ve got siblings, or even if you’re an only child, dad will appreciate this novelty mug. And you can bet the year he receives it from you, you’ll be receiving from him the best presents come your birthday.

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All-In-One Breakfast Cooking Station

Your friend group’s morning person will never drag you to another 6AM breakfast at a diner once you give them the ability to make it themselves. Instead, they’ll invite you over for 6:30AM homemade breakfast. Enjoy your extra sleep.

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Glow In The Dark Pool Table Kit

Place a new spin on the classic game of billiards by transforming your table using the glow in the dark pool table kit. The kit features a set of specially made balls that react under UV lighting, allowing you to experience the game in a brand new light.

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Brother All-In-One Laser Printer

If you want an all-in-one printer that just flat out works and doesn’t give you constant problems, this is the printer you absolutely should buy. We use it exclusively within our office, it’s been a reliable workhorse for years.

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Water Rocket Launcher Kit

Instantly transform any 2 liter plastic bottle into a speeding rocket using this water rocket launcher kit. Crafted from aluminum, stainless steel, brass, and durable plastic, this easy to operate kit is capable of launching a 2 liter bottle of soda over 350 feet in the sky.

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Millennium Falcon Chocolate Mold

Prepare to hit your taste buds at light speed with these Millennium Falcon chocolate molds. These geeky Star Wars themed silicone molds can be also be used to create Millennium Falcon shaped ice cubes, and will be a big hit at any geeky party.

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Caffeinated Toothpaste

Make mornings more productive by getting a jolt of energy from this caffeinated toothpaste. With each brush equivalent to one cup of coffee, this plaque fighting toothpaste helps increase your focus and alertness without causing a crash.

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Bottle Opener Sunglasses

There are many cool methods to opening a beer bottle; you can use counter-tops, teeth, or even eye sockets to pop open a cold beer – and now you can even use sunglasses to open your favorite beer with these titanium bottle opener sunglasses.

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Don’t Fuck Up The Table Wood Coasters

Keep your fine wooden furniture in pristine condition by laying out these “Don’t Fuck Up The Table” wood coasters for your guests. They’re handmade from Baltic birch wood and laser etched with a blunt and comical message that’ll get everyone’s attention.

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Apple Pie to Stank Prank Candle

The apple pie to stank prank candle will unleash an olfactory assault that your poor unsuspecting victims won’t soon forget. The candle will emit a savory apple pie scent for the first few hours, only to gradually worsen over time until the unbearable scent finally fills the entire room.

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Glow In The Dark Duct Tape

Go to the next level with your various duct tape projects with the glow in the dark duct tape. Whether you are making yourself a duct tape dress, wallet, boat, house, or even a duct tape time machine – all of your projects will look that much cooler when they glow in the dark.

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Passback Practice Football

Work on the fundamentals in your spare time by throwing this passback practice football against a flat wall. The unique half-shape of the football makes it spiral back towards you, making it great for strengthening your throwing muscles.

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Not My Job Self-Inking Stamp

For the times when you need to make it really extra super duper clear to management that this ish is not your problem, accept absolutely no substitutes.

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Rainbow Splat Nail Polish

When you can’t decide what color to get your manicure/pedicure simply go with the rainbow splat nail polish and get all of them! This untraditional shade mashes together all the colors of the rainbow over a white backdrop to create a beautifully messy nail color.

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Date Night Conversation Starter Cards

For the freshly Facebook-official relationship, these date night conversation cards are a perfect way to get to know each other on an even deeper level. With 101 different conversation starters, you might have leveled up your relationship status by the time you finish them.

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Rod-Runner Fishing Rod Rack

Dad will be having a reel good time racking up his poles in the Rod-Runner Rack. It holds up to 5 of his favorite fishing rods and prevents any line tangling. Transport is a breeze, they’re easily carried to the boat from the truck in one hand.

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Vortex Optical Illusion Rug

Bring depth and instant ambiance to any room in the home by laying out the vortex rug. The novel design on this 15.7″ x 23.6″ rug creates a mind-bending stereoscopic illusion that’ll add a fun twist to the room, ideal for both children and adults alike!

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Cigar Holding Glass

Avoid having to put down your stogie every time you want to wet your whistle by drinking out of this cigar holding glass. This home bar must-have is ergonomically designed to securely hold your favorite cigar in place.

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The Shark Bite Game

The Shark Bite game is sure to keep the kiddos on the edge of their seats during your next game night. Designed for 2 to 4 players, each player must try and snag a fish from the shark’s open mouth before he jumps up and the fish are gone for good.

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Office Life Coloring Book

Make life in the cubicle a little more bearable with this snarky coloring book for adults. The #OfficeLife coloring book is perfect for everyone from road warriors to regional managers, allowing you to relieve stress and you fill in the pages with color.

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Godiva Hot Chocolate

Send your taste buds to dessert heaven by sipping on some premium Godiva hot chocolate. It’s made using premium milk chocolate along with the highest quality all-natural ingredients to deliver a rich, smooth, and velvety drinking experience.

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Heroes and Villains Cushion

For the first time ever, villains and heroes are coming together for an epic team-up in the name of your comfort. The heroes and villains cushion goes great in any geeky living room and provides the perfect balance of good and evil.

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Intelligent Steak Thermometer

Cook the perfect slab of meat every time by using this intelligent steak thermometer. Simply insert the wireless steel probe into your juicy cut and wait for the color coded led lights to flash so you know when your steak is just right.

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USB Heated Mouse Pad

Keep your hand from feeling like an icicle when you’re working in your igloo of an office by plugging in this USB heated mouse pad. This fuzzy mouse pad comes with a built-in warmer that will keep your hand nice and toasty while you work.

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Desktop Candy Claw Machine

Enjoy a classic arcade game at home with this desktop candy claw machine. Simply fill it up with your favorite candy and small toys, and go to town by clawing up the contents within! And best of all, it’s not rigged, so you can actually enjoy picking stuff up!

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Corkcicle Cigar Holding Glass

When the times call for celebrating, there’s no better combo than good company, good whiskey and a good cigar. The company is on dad, but the Corkcicle cigar holding glass gives him a place to keep his cigar when he needs both hands free.

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Asshole Repellent

Stop attracting Mr. Wrong – with the asshole repellent spray you can ensure that only good men will be coming your way on a night out. This life changing spray is scientifically engineered to repel not just assholes but also douche bags, pricks, and other types of losers.

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Float ‘N’ Grill Floating Grill

The Float ‘N’ Grill floating grill will revolutionize your beach or lake day cookouts. It’s crafted from high-quality materials that resist heat, rust, and fading and is designed to be flip-resistant, ensuring you have a safe grilling session, even if the water isn’t perfectly flat.

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