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This list of gag gifts for white elephant is a perfect place to find that one-of-a-kind gift for your gift exchange. Below we have compiled over 100 hilarious white elephant gag gifts that fit every budget. A great white elephant gift doesn’t have to be useful and not everyone wants a practical gift. Gag white elephant gifts are also your chance to get back at those prankster coworkers, moms, dads, boyfriends and girlfriends who have been up to no good all year long. Start browsing our list of good gag gifts for white elephant and be the hit of your next holiday party. Also check out our list of funny white elephant gifts for even more ideas that will make your friends and coworkers laugh.
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Who is the Pooping Pooches Calendar meant for, you ask? EVERYONE! People who love dogs, people who hate dogs, cat owners, it doesn’t matter. It’s a calendar with dogs pooping! Why wouldn’t you want to buy this thing?!
Next time you threaten to open a can of whoop ass on someone, follow through by popping the top on a can of whooping cream. This actual can of whoop ass is filled with compost to help your anger bloom into something more productive, like weeds in the backyard garden.
A terrible book to read to children, but for adults it’s an incredibly hilarious look into the quirky nature of the English language. You’ll be hating your native tongue in no time after a read through this staple of modern literature.
Launch a sack attack on a friend that’s needs a little perking up. Inside this humble gag gift is a puff of air that will assault your friend’s senses when they open it up.
A yodelling pickle may seem like a totally useless item, but is there a better way to wake someone up from a deep slumber than with a screaming pickled cucumber? No. It’s a versatile addition to the stuff drawer of the friend who has everything.
A boss whose mouth has just as much of a reputation as his ability to close an EOM deal needs a placard for his desk proclaiming his achievements. This is no ordinary nameplate, but it is honest.
They’re so bouncy and fun to juggle, who wouldn’t want to play with balls? The characters in this book know that sharing is caring and want to spread the joy of giving and double entendre.
Don’t get the crumbs from your avocado toast on the game board, you’d hate for the mice you share your studio apartment with to beat you at the game. In Monopoly for Millennials, art imitates life. You start with $100 (because you’re broke AF IRL) and make your way to themed experiences like a tarot shop and parent’s basement.
The prince of the porcelain throne needs something to do while he’s spending all his time there. With Toilet Mini Golf he can practice his putt without leaving the comfort of his own bathroom.
Everyone’s got two sets of cheeks, and whomever receives this soap will never forget which side of the bar they used on one or the other thanks to the carved labels.
Belly laughs will abound when someone steps out rocking a hairy beer gut. This fanny pack looks disgustingly realistic and can hold an impressive amount of items in its pouch.
This benign bath mat will make the bathroom look like a scene straight out of a horror movie. When exposed to water, it turns bright bloody red making it look like a murder scene.
Thou shalt be jealous of the luscious locks that Jesus is rocking after a shave. This mug is heat activated so when your cup runneth over, Jesus “shaves” and his full beard disappears.
Butts are the truest and most natural stress relievers. Slap them, squeeze them, bury your face in them, it doesn’t matter, butts are good for it. This butt shaped pillow comes with a yoga pants cover and is a surprisingly ergonomic way for side, stomach and back sleepers alike to get a sound slumber.
Cats are the least zen creatures on the planet, but their litter boxes are where they and you can find some relief. Two tiny stone cats are included with the clumps in this desktop zen garden.
Treat yo self to utter bliss with a blanket that looks and feels like a burrito. Yep, a burrito. Perfect for snuggling up by yourself, this 71-inch by 80-inch flannel fabric is lint-free and ultra soft. Just swaddle yourself in and experience the delicious comfort of a burrito blanket.
On Caturday there’s no better way to celebrate than being twinsies with your fuzzy friend. With a pet hoodie, you and your furbaby can be matchy matchy and hella comfortable.
When someone asks you why you got them this gift, ask them why they didn’t get you one too. It’s life size, it’s made of the highest quality materials and can be stuck and restuck around the house to follow your friend everywhere they go.
This miracle in a can is they key to rehydrating after a long run or a long night out. With dehydrated water all you have to do is pop the cap and add water and BOOM, infinite drinks.
Cards that sing are old news. Cards that release a paper butterfly that will literally fly by your friend are the new trend in greetings. Keep the camera on your friend to catch their face when they see this bug flutter by.
By avoiding confrontation, you avoid conflict, and no one wants to have a meeting that could’ve been an email, which is exactly what a confrontation is. Leave a note instead and express your true feelings without having to say an actual word.
For the pre-game, the party and the post-game, this guy is always ready to go. Need to celebrate and no one is around? This mini version of the popular car wash accessory will inflate and do a victory dance with you with the push of a button.
Her man won’t be pitching a tent in his pants but he certainly will be trying to pitch a tent with this pair of panties (to make a pillow fort to f*ck in). She won’t have any idea what to do with the oversized panties beyond torturing her man, but that’s where the fun lies.
Charcoal is for more than the grill, it’s also for neutralizing the hottest butt blasters your friend fires off. These pads affix to their undies to make their silent but deadlies a little less deadly.
The girl who’s been making a few too many trips to the animal shelter to adopt cat after cat needs an intervention. If she can’t find a man, she can at least find a laugh in the Snuggle Pillow, which will make her feel like she’s nestled in the arm of a handsome man.
The friend that’s always covered in cat hair doesn’t have to let that fluff go to waste any more. Crafting with Cat Hair provides all the instructions they need to make giftable artisan items made from Mr. Jingles’ fur.
Stained glass windows and penguins are so played out. The People of Walmart Coloring Book is where the real action is at. Choose from a number of scenes you’d never see anywhere other than the big box store.
Your feet will be feeling gouda when tucked into a pair of baguette slippers. You’ll brie overjoyed by their plush interior that’ll keep your tootsies nice and fresh baked in cool autumn and winter temps.
A steaming hot coffee in your steaming hot shower? What more could you ask for? Probably for the Bathe & Brew to be a real thing. This gag gift box is one gift your friend might actually want to receive.
Update your wardrobe with the newest trend in feathery fashions with a pair of chicken leg socks. Your feet will never have looked more clucking fantastic than they do when you only have 3 wrinkly toes and tiny claws.
Slice those sewer snakes off with ease with the poop knife. This game changing poo tool will make sure every lincoln log gets chopped down to a manageable size, so you can relieve your bowels more effectively!
When you want to scream into the void but you live in a cramped apartment, it’s not a good idea. The G.O.A.T. idea is to let a desk-sized goat do the shrieking for you.
Take a s***, get lit, it’s the motto of every baby. With Lil Lagers, the baby bottle that looks like a beer bottle, after a hard day’s dump, it’ll look like baby’s taking another load off with a brewski.
This dog head mask is so realistic it’ll look like you sent your dog-pelganger in your place to the costume party. It’s 100% latex, making it as environmentally friendly and non-toxic as it is creepy.
Haters gon’ hate. The lazy phone holder is perfect for taking on a plane, on walking on a treadmill, or really anywhere. It can hold any smartphone, placing it at the ideal viewing height.
Grand theft ice cream is a zero-degree frosty felony. Prevent your ice cream from falling victim to a terrible crime with a Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Pint Combination Lock that’ll keep your treat sealed up tight.
Your friend group’s morning person will never drag you to another 6AM breakfast at a diner once you give them the ability to make it themselves. Instead, they’ll invite you over for 6:30AM homemade breakfast. Enjoy your extra sleep.
Grab, jiggle, squeeze and wiggle all your stress away with a pair of balls. These hanging testicles easily adhere to the underside of a desk or sit on it. They’re ergonomically designed to focus on pressure points in the hands and stimulate blood flow.
Smile and say cheese, you’ve just taken your first slice-y. Infuse your friend’s next gift with some dairy hilarity by hiding their true gift in a box featuring a faux piece of tech.
Women of a certain age get their jollies from men of a different sort. Porn for Women of a Certain Age presents them with 40 steamy scenarios involving distinguished men doing things that will make her quiver, like making the scale read 10lbs lighter.
An average high five doesn’t cut it in above average situations. This creative hand attachment fills the air with an explosion of confetti for the high fives that come as results of the best news.
When you’re in a sh**ty situation thanks to someone else’s stupidity, leave them a business card as a reminder that they’re dumb as a post. Choose from one of eight insults to fit the occasion.
Slice through anything that comes your way while manning the BBQ by grilling with this machete spatula. The solid oak handle provides a secure sturdy grip while the modified blade allows you to do everything from flipping a patty to opening a cold brewski.
There’s no shame in the skin care game so treat your man to an activated charcoal mask uniquely suited to his face. The clay in this mask will clean out his pores and tighten his skin to fight signs of aging.
Keep your feet feeling baby smooth using this electric callus remover and shaver. It features a compact design that fits comfortably in your hand and comes with a head that spins more than 40 times per second for better exfoliation.
Remember those pin art toys from the 90s that would capture whatever you placed into it? That same design concept has been incorporated into this extremely loud Pin Clock. This compact clock fits perfectly on any nightstand and displays the time in a braille-like fashion.
Drunk: How We Sipped, Danced, and Stumbled Our Way to Civilization will make history come alive like never before. You’ll take a “deep dive into the alcohol-soaked origins of civilization – and the evolutionary roots of humanity’s appetite for intoxication”.
Show your kids that it’s fun to conquer mother nature with the amphibious remote control car. Unlike your standard remote control car, this amphibious model comes specially designed to be able to trudge through either pavement, sand, dirt, or water.
Kick it old school and stave of boredom in true gamer fashion with this retro pixel art game Bluetooth speaker. This neat and vintage style speaker provides crisp sound and also boasts a small self-programmable LED screen perfect for some classic old school gaming.
Embark on the boozy journey of a lifetime as you unleash your inner brewmaster with this beginner’s Craft Beer Making Kit. It includes everything needed to whip up a batch of thirst-quenching craft beer that’ll be ready to drink in just 3-4 weeks.
Take your love of Mexican food to new heights by wrapping yourself up in this tasty looking giant tortilla blanket. It measures 59-inches across and is made from ultra soft microfiber and flannel for utmost comfort while you’re lounging around.
Join the mile high mixologist club with a carry-on friendly cocktail kit. Contains everything you need to make the perfect old-fashioned. All he’ll need is the whiskey on the rocks from the flight attendant.
Indulge in a classic romantic gesture and take your best girl on a picnic with this premium bamboo cheese board set. The set has a divot in the top to keep loose items like crackers safe from spilling and has a built-in drawer for the cheese knife set for slicing tasty cheeses. Just add wine for a great time.
Ensure the person gets your not-so-subtle message loud and clear by presenting them with the dickhead shirt. The absurd yet entertaining design comes with a pair of slightly hairy testicles hanging right over the chest area.
Everyone loves lightsabers, and now you can light up your bedroom ironically with the power of the dark side! These wall mounting double sided Darth Maul lightsaber lamps are a perfect accessory to a kid’s room, or for a geeky game room.
Bring arcade style fun into your very own backyard during the summer time with the slip and slide hockey rink. Two players sit on their knees and go head to head in a watery rink as they try to score on each other using a specialized game puck.
When you want to give her a kiss, give her the biggest kiss she’s ever received with this giant Hershey kiss. She’ll be feeling the love when she’s holding the 7″ tall, 12oz Kiss in her hands. The kiss is hollow, so she can bite into it right away.
Avoid back pain and long-term damage to the spine with the perfect posture back strap. This functional accessory will effortlessly help you improve your posture while also relieving lower back pain.
Transport yourself to another universe with the Rick & Morty portal gun. Okay, so it’s not a real functioning portal gun… but it looks pretty damn cool as it projects a green glowing portal onto any wall.
When mom and dad are coming to visit, they should travel in style. This three-piece Samsomite hardshell case set is omnidirectional so they’ll almost never tip over. One is carry-on sized in case of a short trip and two are checked-bag size for longer ones.
Knead out your knots from the comfort of home with this Shiatsu neck and back massager. It fits comfortably around the neck and comes with 8 deep-kneading massage nodes along with 3 different speeds and strength levels.
One swipe is all it takes to reveal the face of our glorious leader, Nicolas Cage. Look no further, this pillow will be the only home decor item you need to truly add peace, serenity, and protection. In Nicolas Cage we trust.
The Shadow Fighter turns agility and speed training into an immensely fun and challenging game that kids will love. They’ll be matched up against a mysterious and skilled Shadow Ninja that will train them while improving their agility and quick thinking in the process.
Can’t make it to the barbershop? Take matters into your own hands with these DIY hair clippers. The intelligent and inventive design features a one-of-a-kind 180-degree rotating head that makes it remarkably easy to reach even the most difficult places.
Ensure you always know when the conditions are best for shredding some tasty waves by strapping on the Nixon Base Tide Pro surf watch. This very rugged waterproof watch comes with features like 550 pre-programmed tides and sunrise/sunset locations.
Keep an ace up your sleeve, or rather, in your purse if danger arises by toting around this floral self-defense kubaton keychain. Designed by a self-defense expert, this virtually unbreakable keychain allows you to strike your attacker with the point or use your keys as a whip.
Your friend group’s morning person will never drag you to another 6AM breakfast at a diner once you give them the ability to make it themselves. Instead, they’ll invite you over for 6:30AM homemade breakfast. Enjoy your extra sleep.
If your BF’s natural odor is a little too Sasquatch-esque for your liking, Dr. Squatch has the cure. This pine tar soap has a fresh pine scent, has natural exfoliants to keep his skin soft, and moisturizes to prevent dryness.
Put your bounty-hunting skills to the test as you try to locate Chewbacca inside the pages of the Where’s The Wookie book. It’s up to you to scour places like the Jawa market and Ewok village in order to find and capture this notorious Rebel scum.
Learn to shred like the music gods in no time at all with the guitar learning system. This ingenious device goes over the guitar and shows you how to play the different chords with your fingers. It even includes a 60 day instructional program to help you get started.
Say goodbye to disgusting hair clumps in your brush by swapping your old one out for this quick cleaning hair brush. The innovative design incorporates two buttons that you squeeze together in order to retract the bristles for easy cleaning.
Make night drives safer for yourself and those on the road with a pair of night driving glasses. These stylish sunnies boast an AL-MG metal frame that’s both durable and lightweight while the lenses provide superb UV protection while filtering out 20% of glare at night.
These acupressure earrings will make you look good and feel even better. These fashionable 24K plated earrings place small magnets over key pressure points on the ear to help alleviate everything from anxiety to insomnia.
This high quality and super detailed camera lens is actually a coffee mug you can drink out of! The camera lens coffee mug is a great gift for photography enthusiasts, and will surely turn many heads when people see you drinking out of it.
You don’t have to be an avid hunter to love The Scout Hunting Slingshot. This American-made slingshot features a sturdy polycarbonate construction frame that’ll stand up to heavy use along with an asymmetrical palmswell to accommodate both large and small hands.
To commemorate their 35th anniversary, Casio has released these eye-catching G-Shock skeleton gold watches. Featuring the same quality and durability you’ve come to expect from the brand, they boast a stunning gold design just as beautiful as it is rugged.
Experience supreme comfort by getting your feet in a pair of Cushionair Pillow Cloud Slides. Available in an array of colors, these waterproof slippers feature an insanely comfortable and flexible soft foam sole that will turn the simple act of walking into a sublime activity.
Keep the party going into the wee hours of the morning with these glow stick bracelets. These vibrant bracelets come in every color under the neon rainbow and are guaranteed to shine bright for the entire duration of your drug riddled adventure!
The Puna knife is the folding scalpel blade multi-tool disguised as a mini rifle that packs a series of useful tools designed to facilitate your everyday life. Apart from the razor sharp scalpel it boasts a series of tools ideal for cutting, twisting, prying, and unscrewing.
Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit will transform your humble abode into the ultimate race course! You’ll be able to control real-life Mario Karts and race them in a unique custom course that you and the other racers get to design.
Am I Overthinking This? is the remarkably captivating book that examines all of life’s big questions in a creative and colorful way. It’s witty, entertaining, and will make a wonderful addition to anyone’s coffee table.
Grand theft ice cream is a zero-degree frosty felony. Prevent your ice cream from falling victim to a terrible crime with a Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Pint Combination Lock that’ll keep your treat sealed up tight.
Stained glass windows and penguins are so played out. The People of Walmart Coloring Book is where the real action is at. Choose from a number of scenes you’d never see anywhere other than the big box store.
A tidy desk will help you feel better and become more productive. This practical little bamboo stand is perfect for placing your phone, tablet, book, or really anything in front of you so you can keep an eye on it while you work!
Hot boy summer will be in full effect the moment you heat things up and strut your stuff in a pair of these men’s denim swim shorts. They’re made from polyester and spandex to provide a snug yet comfy fit and come in a slew of eye-catching designs.
Embark on the journey of a lifetime with the Doc, Marty, and the Playmobil Back To The Future DeLorean. This neat 64-piece set includes a pint-size DeLorean with a flux capacitor along with minifigs of Marty, Dr. Brown, and even Einstein the dog.
Defend your honor, family, and most importantly your outfit from the rain with the samurai sword umbrella safely in your kung-fu grip. The umbrella boasts a long Japanese sword handle to improve handling and comes with a cool sheath for convenient transport.
Explore the Land of Ooo along with Finn and Jake with the Adventure Time encyclopedia. The booklet comes jam packed with everything you ever wanted to know about all of your favorite characters, such as Princess Bubblegum and the Ice King.
Keeping a perfectly manicured lawn takes zero effort with the MowRo autonomous lawn mower on the job. This rechargeable lawn mower utilizes an algorithm to maintain a neat cut lawn day in and day out while you kick back and relax.
Life’s too short to live unhappy – so create the life you’ve always envisioned by reading “You Are A Badass”. Renowned success coach Jen Sincero provides inspiring stories and helpful advice so you can end self-doubt and become the best version of you.
Ensure your most valuable possessions remain safe while you’re out-and-about by stashing them inside these secret storage compartment insoles. The heel of each insole features a small built-in compartment ideal for storing small things like house keys and spare cash.
Prepare to hit your taste buds at light speed with these Millennium Falcon chocolate molds. These geeky Star Wars themed silicone molds can be also be used to create Millennium Falcon shaped ice cubes, and will be a big hit at any geeky party.
Move aside Super Ball, there’s a new king in town. The compact and immensely fun Waboba Moon Ball measures 2.48” across so that it fits nicely in the hand, creates a distinctive “pop” sound when it hits the ground, and can reach a height of 100 feet!
You’re a snacc and this is your wrapper. Pick your BF’s favorite color and wrap your bon bons up with lace and a bow. With a look this sexy, he might not be able to get his treat unwrapped without taking a bite.
Next time you threaten to open a can of whoop ass on someone, follow through by popping the top on a can of whooping cream. This actual can of whoop ass is filled with compost to help your anger bloom into something more productive, like weeds in the backyard garden.
Apple is stepping up their funny looking earbud game with the Airpods Pro. They feature active noise cancellation, transparency mode for clear hearing of your surroundings, can be charged wirelessly, it’s sweat-resistant, and features “Hey Siri” integration.
Keep your headphones from becoming a cluster of knots in your pocket or purse using the earbuds tethering necklace. This useful necklace features a colorful appearance and keeps your earbuds nice and untangled, so they’re always at hand.
Even if your kid doesn’t have what it takes venture in the great unknown, keep their dreams alive with the toy astronaut helmet. This novelty helmet is lightweight, comfortable, and ideal for any pint-sized astronaut to soar wherever their imagination takes them.
Satisfy your darkest culinary desires by reading about Miss Chicken in the Fifty Shades of Chicken cookbook. Her exploits with a wealthy, sexy and very hungry chef lead her into risque predicaments that’ll leave you feeling all hot, hungry, and bothered.
Win the battle against the office thermostat with COMFY! This best selling oversized sherpa blanket/hoodie will cover nearly your entire body, so you feel completely warm and cozy in your freezing office environment!
With the Sonic Fin aerodynamic football virtually anyone will be able to throw like a real pro. The aerodynamic design and adjustable fins of this high-performance football allow you to throw it up to 100 yards away!
With the Swiss Champ XLT in your pocket, you’ll always have the right tool for the job at hand. This medium-sized pocket knife comes loaded with over twenty tools that allow for forty-nine functions. A must-have for any handyman’s everyday carry.
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