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This list of gag gifts for white elephant is a perfect place to find that one-of-a-kind gift for your gift exchange. Below we have compiled over 100 hilarious white elephant gag gifts that fit every budget. A great white elephant gift doesn’t have to be useful and not everyone wants a practical gift. Gag white elephant gifts are also your chance to get back at those prankster coworkers, moms, dads, boyfriends and girlfriends who have been up to no good all year long. Start browsing our list of good gag gifts for white elephant and be the hit of your next holiday party. Also check out our list of funny white elephant gifts for even more ideas that will make your friends and coworkers laugh.
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Update your wardrobe with the newest trend in feathery fashions with a pair of chicken leg socks. Your feet will never have looked more clucking fantastic than they do when you only have 3 wrinkly toes and tiny claws.
They’re so bouncy and fun to juggle, who wouldn’t want to play with balls? The characters in this book know that sharing is caring and want to spread the joy of giving and double entendre.
Next time you threaten to open a can of whoop ass on someone, follow through by popping the top on a can of whooping cream. This actual can of whoop ass is filled with compost to help your anger bloom into something more productive, like weeds in the backyard garden.
A terrible book to read to children, but for adults it’s an incredibly hilarious look into the quirky nature of the English language. You’ll be hating your native tongue in no time after a read through this staple of modern literature.
Treat yo self to utter bliss with a blanket that looks and feels like a burrito. Yep, a burrito. Perfect for snuggling up by yourself, this 71-inch by 80-inch flannel fabric is lint-free and ultra soft. Just swaddle yourself in and experience the delicious comfort of a burrito blanket.
Thou shalt be jealous of the luscious locks that Jesus is rocking after a shave. This mug is heat activated so when your cup runneth over, Jesus “shaves” and his full beard disappears.
A boss whose mouth has just as much of a reputation as his ability to close an EOM deal needs a placard for his desk proclaiming his achievements. This is no ordinary nameplate, but it is honest.
This dog head mask is so realistic it’ll look like you sent your dog-pelganger in your place to the costume party. It’s 100% latex, making it as environmentally friendly and non-toxic as it is creepy.
Slice those sewer snakes off with ease with the poop knife. This game changing poo tool will make sure every lincoln log gets chopped down to a manageable size, so you can relieve your bowels more effectively!
Cats are the least zen creatures on the planet, but their litter boxes are where they and you can find some relief. Two tiny stone cats are included with the clumps in this desktop zen garden.
A yodelling pickle may seem like a totally useless item, but is there a better way to wake someone up from a deep slumber than with a screaming pickled cucumber? No. It’s a versatile addition to the stuff drawer of the friend who has everything.
Butts are the truest and most natural stress relievers. Slap them, squeeze them, bury your face in them, it doesn’t matter, butts are good for it. This butt shaped pillow comes with a yoga pants cover and is a surprisingly ergonomic way for side, stomach and back sleepers alike to get a sound slumber.
By avoiding confrontation, you avoid conflict, and no one wants to have a meeting that could’ve been an email, which is exactly what a confrontation is. Leave a note instead and express your true feelings without having to say an actual word.
Her man won’t be pitching a tent in his pants but he certainly will be trying to pitch a tent with this pair of panties (to make a pillow fort to f*ck in). She won’t have any idea what to do with the oversized panties beyond torturing her man, but that’s where the fun lies.
Belly laughs will abound when someone steps out rocking a hairy beer gut. This fanny pack looks disgustingly realistic and can hold an impressive amount of items in its pouch.
Charcoal is for more than the grill, it’s also for neutralizing the hottest butt blasters your friend fires off. These pads affix to their undies to make their silent but deadlies a little less deadly.
On Caturday there’s no better way to celebrate than being twinsies with your fuzzy friend. With a pet hoodie, you and your furbaby can be matchy matchy and hella comfortable.
The girl who’s been making a few too many trips to the animal shelter to adopt cat after cat needs an intervention. If she can’t find a man, she can at least find a laugh in the Snuggle Pillow, which will make her feel like she’s nestled in the arm of a handsome man.
Grab, jiggle, squeeze and wiggle all your stress away with a pair of balls. These hanging testicles easily adhere to the underside of a desk or sit on it. They’re ergonomically designed to focus on pressure points in the hands and stimulate blood flow.
Everyone’s got two sets of cheeks, and whomever receives this soap will never forget which side of the bar they used on one or the other thanks to the carved labels.
An average high five doesn’t cut it in above average situations. This creative hand attachment fills the air with an explosion of confetti for the high fives that come as results of the best news.
Stained glass windows and penguins are so played out. The People of Walmart Coloring Book is where the real action is at. Choose from a number of scenes you’d never see anywhere other than the big box store.
Cards that sing are old news. Cards that release a paper butterfly that will literally fly by your friend are the new trend in greetings. Keep the camera on your friend to catch their face when they see this bug flutter by.
Launch a sack attack on a friend that’s needs a little perking up. Inside this humble gag gift is a puff of air that will assault your friend’s senses when they open it up.
Your feet will be feeling gouda when tucked into a pair of baguette slippers. You’ll brie overjoyed by their plush interior that’ll keep your tootsies nice and fresh baked in cool autumn and winter temps.
When you want to scream into the void but you live in a cramped apartment, it’s not a good idea. The G.O.A.T. idea is to let a desk-sized goat do the shrieking for you.
Women of a certain age get their jollies from men of a different sort. Porn for Women of a Certain Age presents them with 40 steamy scenarios involving distinguished men doing things that will make her quiver, like making the scale read 10lbs lighter.
This benign bath mat will make the bathroom look like a scene straight out of a horror movie. When exposed to water, it turns bright bloody red making it look like a murder scene.
A steaming hot coffee in your steaming hot shower? What more could you ask for? Probably for the Bathe & Brew to be a real thing. This gag gift box is one gift your friend might actually want to receive.
When someone asks you why you got them this gift, ask them why they didn’t get you one too. It’s life size, it’s made of the highest quality materials and can be stuck and restuck around the house to follow your friend everywhere they go.
When you’re in a sh**ty situation thanks to someone else’s stupidity, leave them a business card as a reminder that they’re dumb as a post. Choose from one of eight insults to fit the occasion.
This miracle in a can is they key to rehydrating after a long run or a long night out. With dehydrated water all you have to do is pop the cap and add water and BOOM, infinite drinks.
Smile and say cheese, you’ve just taken your first slice-y. Infuse your friend’s next gift with some dairy hilarity by hiding their true gift in a box featuring a faux piece of tech.
Grand theft ice cream is a zero-degree frosty felony. Prevent your ice cream from falling victim to a terrible crime with a Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Pint Combination Lock that’ll keep your treat sealed up tight.
Don’t get the crumbs from your avocado toast on the game board, you’d hate for the mice you share your studio apartment with to beat you at the game. In Monopoly for Millennials, art imitates life. You start with $100 (because you’re broke AF IRL) and make your way to themed experiences like a tarot shop and parent’s basement.
Take a s***, get lit, it’s the motto of every baby. With Lil Lagers, the baby bottle that looks like a beer bottle, after a hard day’s dump, it’ll look like baby’s taking another load off with a brewski.
For the pre-game, the party and the post-game, this guy is always ready to go. Need to celebrate and no one is around? This mini version of the popular car wash accessory will inflate and do a victory dance with you with the push of a button.
Who is the Pooping Pooches Calendar meant for, you ask? EVERYONE! People who love dogs, people who hate dogs, cat owners, it doesn’t matter. It’s a calendar with dogs pooping! Why wouldn’t you want to buy this thing?!
Your friend group’s morning person will never drag you to another 6AM breakfast at a diner once you give them the ability to make it themselves. Instead, they’ll invite you over for 6:30AM homemade breakfast. Enjoy your extra sleep.
The friend that’s always covered in cat hair doesn’t have to let that fluff go to waste any more. Crafting with Cat Hair provides all the instructions they need to make giftable artisan items made from Mr. Jingles’ fur.
Haters gon’ hate. The lazy phone holder is perfect for taking on a plane, on walking on a treadmill, or really anywhere. It can hold any smartphone, placing it at the ideal viewing height.
The prince of the porcelain throne needs something to do while he’s spending all his time there. With Toilet Mini Golf he can practice his putt without leaving the comfort of his own bathroom.
It’s that time of the month again – time to get drunk! With these tampon flasks you can discretely sneak alcohol into just about anywhere and no security guard in their right mind would dare question it unless they’ve got some kind of weird tampon inspecting fetish.
For the freshly Facebook-official relationship, these date night conversation cards are a perfect way to get to know each other on an even deeper level. With 101 different conversation starters, you might have leveled up your relationship status by the time you finish them.
When you can’t decide what color to get your manicure/pedicure simply go with the rainbow splat nail polish and get all of them! This untraditional shade mashes together all the colors of the rainbow over a white backdrop to create a beautifully messy nail color.
Cats are the least zen creatures on the planet, but their litter boxes are where they and you can find some relief. Two tiny stone cats are included with the clumps in this desktop zen garden.
Keep your headphones from becoming a cluster of knots in your pocket or purse using the earbuds tethering necklace. This useful necklace features a colorful appearance and keeps your earbuds nice and untangled, so they’re always at hand.
Thou shalt be jealous of the luscious locks that Jesus is rocking after a shave. This mug is heat activated so when your cup runneth over, Jesus “shaves” and his full beard disappears.
When you want to scream into the void but you live in a cramped apartment, it’s not a good idea. The G.O.A.T. idea is to let a desk-sized goat do the shrieking for you.
Improve your driving experience by ushering your vehicle into the digital age with the smartphone heads up display system. This revolutionary accessory fits discreetly on the dashboard and works with almost any smartphone to provide real time driving information.
Keep your phone and other electronic devices fully juiced up with the Anker PowerCore portable power bank. With its 20100mAh capactiy, it’s the perfect blend of extra battery without being bulky.
Hot boy summer will be in full effect the moment you heat things up and strut your stuff in a pair of these men’s denim swim shorts. They’re made from polyester and spandex to provide a snug yet comfy fit and come in a slew of eye-catching designs.
Avoid having to place your designer bag on the dirty floor by carrying around this instant bag hanging clip. Simply open up the circular accessory and place one of the rubberized ends on the table’s edge to conveniently hang your bag right beside you.
Get your kids excited about puzzles by completing these mini cereal box puzzles. Each colorful 100-piece puzzle in this 6 puzzle set depicts a classic cereal box like Lucky Charms, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Trix, Cocoa Puffs, and Cheerios.
The Polaroid Now+ i-Type instant camera makes it remarkably convenient to step up your photography game and unleash your creativity. It includes features like a tripod mode and aperture priority while giving you access to 5 lens filters for amazing photographs.
Neoprene bottle holders can take a seat, there’s a real player in the game now. These vacuum insulated beer bottle coolers will keep dad’s beer cold for hours on end whether the bottle is open or not. Still closed? The top doubles as a bottle opener.
Class up any outfit you throw on by topping it off with one of these exposed gears skeleton watches. These exquisite timepieces are accented with an elegant leather band and boast a skeletonized design that gives you a front-row view to the watch’s inner workings.
No matter what tool the job requires, you’ll find it on the Swiss Army Champ XXL pocket knife. This highly practical and dependable Swiss-made pocket knife measures 2.5-inches tall by 3.6-inches long and is loaded with 73 tools in addition to a lockable blade.
The inflatable rolling wheel will turn a regular day at the park into an action-packed adventure for your energetic youngsters. It features a fun and vibrant rainbow design and is strong enough to handle up to two hundred pounds.
Show your BF just how much you love his adorable face with a cutout mask of his adorable face. He can also use it to fan his face on a hot day or as a back up ping pong paddle.
When someone asks you why you got them this gift, ask them why they didn’t get you one too. It’s life size, it’s made of the highest quality materials and can be stuck and restuck around the house to follow your friend everywhere they go.
Quit counting calories and indulge a little by scarfing down this entire one pound bag of marshmallows. This ginormous bag comes chock full of colorful little marshmallows ideal for snacking on – or for topping onto your baked goodies.
Executing a sneak attack on your unsuspecting victim will be easier than ever when armed with the Magnus Incog water gun. It features a deceptive design that looks nothing like your traditional water gun and can blast a steady stream of water up to 32-feet away!
Dad can’t get gains if he’s tangled up in headphone cords at the gym. When he’s got Bose SoundSport Free earbuds in, the cords are gone but the music remains. They’re sweatproof and stay in his ears thanks to 3 different fits.
Keep Alexa on-hand – literally – by slipping the Amazon Alexa smart ring on your finger. This sleek and understated ring makes daily life easier by allowing you to do everything from setting reminders and making quick calculations to placing calls.
Slash through those rotting zombie corpses like hot butter with the forearm blade sword. Constructed from anodized stainless steel, there’s no post apocalyptic scenario you won’t be able to fight your way out of – except hunger, dehydration, and crippling depression.
A parody of the classic Dr. Seuss “Oh the places you’ll go” book, this hilariously inspirational book is perfect for anyone who’s early into their career and hasn’t yet been burned out by soul crushing meetings that could’ve just been an email thread.
Find your keys, EDC gadgets, or just about anything else in record time by attaching the Tile key finder to them. It features a lightweight yet durable and waterproof design with a 200 foot range and an 88 decibel melody that’s 2X as loud as the previous model.
Become a whiskey connoisseur by perusing The Kings County Distillery Guide To Moonshining. This informative and well-illustrated read will teach you about the spirit’s history from 1640 to the present day while also teaching you how to distill in your home.
Grill up the best dogs you’ve ever tasted using this hot dog criss cross slicer. The distinct carved diamond pattern makes it cook faster, leaves behind crispy caramelized-edges, holds condiments better, and provides enhanced bun gripping traction.
Pour your favorite poison with style by emptying the bottle into this gas pump liquor dispenser. Styled like a gas pump from yesteryear, this stylish dispenser will make a superb addition for the man cave or home bar of any booze-loving car aficionado.
Brush up dad’s drill with a set of scrubber attachments that can tackle the toughest stuck-on grill grease or gently massage the wax on the paint of his car. This set of three drill head brushes are lean, mean, cleaning machines.
Scissors are not included with this gag gift box, but they don’t need to be. Give your BF the gift of slight terror and lots of laughter before opening the box that houses his real gift. Bonus points to you if it’s something sharp inside.
These novelty guitar ice cube molds are a fun and unique way to keep your drinks cold. The guitar ice cube mold is made from food grade silicone, and looks like a real guitar when it’s finished freezing. The guitar ice cube mold makes a great gift housewarming gift too.
Everyone knows someone at their job that would love these. Yes, this person rules with an iron fist that some might dread, but they’ll never change so help them indulge a little in their power tripping ways.
Everyone’s phone could use a little cleaning. This compact and conveniently sized cleaner will effortlessly clean and disinfect any smartphone or tablet’s screen using non-toxic ingredients that also will not harm or scratch the screen.
Instantly ruin someone’s day by sending them this spring loaded glitter bomb. Upon opening the nondescript package, 40 grams of glitter will immediately blast out and over everything in sight.
Ensure you’re always smelling fantastic by using these portable cologne wipes. These classy wipes are packaged inside compact napkin sized envelopes and come in one of five intoxicating scents – making them ideal for the modern gentleman on-the-go.
Get your act together with help from the BestSelf planner and journal notebook. This intelligently designed 13-week goals planner comes with “tried-and-tested templates and tools” that will help you organize, prioritize, and kick procrastination to the curb.
Stop digging through your entire toolbox looking for the right tool – all you need is this multi-tool pocket knife handy at all times. This Swiss made tool is crafted from top quality stainless steel and features a linerlock mechanism that gives it an ultra compact shape.
Get your creative juices flowing by occupying your time with the “Blueprints For Making Cool Stuff” book. This informative read features easy to follow instructions that teach you how to make everything from bunk bed communicators to other wacky gadgets.
If you love goats – or even if you don’t – the screaming goat is the gift for you! This tiny screaming goat is exactly what you think it is. It screams. A lot.
Transform any pair of shoes into some hot skates with these motorized electric heel wheels. They’re equipped with proprietary 50mm urethane wheels, sealed bearings, and will emit an eye-catching spray of sparks as you effortlessly glide along the pavement.
Experience supreme comfort by getting your feet in a pair of Cushionair Pillow Cloud Slides. Available in an array of colors, these waterproof slippers feature an insanely comfortable and flexible soft foam sole that will turn the simple act of walking into a sublime activity.
There’s no better or tastier way to beat the heat than with an ICEE Slushie! Now with this ICEE machine, you’ll be able to make this American classic right at from the comfort and convenience of your home’s kitchen!
Give her a chance to reflect on months and years past to see how far she’s come with this One Question a Day Journal. The clever journal challenges her to write one line a day over the course of five years. She’ll have prompts to help her, and a fascinating slice of life to look back on.
The Corona neon light ensures that it’s always Corona time in your man cave or in your dorm room. Need a retreat from the stresses of life, or the feeling of the breeze blowing through your hair? Just close your eyes and pretend, though sexy bikini ladies are not guaranteed.
Make your fantasies come true with one of these personalized bobblehead figurines! Each custom bobblehead is masterfully crafted from eco-friendly polymer clay and will feature a similarity rate of over 90%.
Blow your kid’s college fund on an exciting new technology that is bound to cost 1/10th the price 6 months from now with the curved 4K Ultra HD LED TV. After all, who needs an education that lasts a lifetime when you can watch HD programming all day long?
Conceal your top secret messages from nosey strangers by writing with these blacklight markers. Under regular light the ink from the marker remains invisible – but when it’s placed under UV blacklights, they visibly come to life.
Ensure you always know when the conditions are best for shredding some tasty waves by strapping on the Nixon Base Tide Pro surf watch. This very rugged waterproof watch comes with features like 550 pre-programmed tides and sunrise/sunset locations.
These unique wine glasses feature a built in aerating fountain in the center that will disperse your wine out over several different aeration spouts, infusing oxygen into the wine to release more flavor. It also works great for top shelf liquors.
They’re so bouncy and fun to juggle, who wouldn’t want to play with balls? The characters in this book know that sharing is caring and want to spread the joy of giving and double entendre.
Illuminate your path along the asphalt by equipping your deck with the underglow skateboard lights. These easy to install lights require absolutely no screws and come in a variety of hues so you can create amazing effects while shredding through the streets.
Banned in nine countries for its sexual potency, Sex Panther cologne is known to make you an irresistible object of interest to the ladies. This formidable and pungent cologne is made with bits of real panther – 60% of the time, it works every time.
After you’ve educated dad about why he can’t use “Password123” as his password for every site, give him a safe place to write them down. S**t I Can’t Remember houses his every login on paper for easy look up.
Take the wrinkles out of your clothing quickly and easily with this portable 7-in-1 multi-use device. Simply fill it with water, plug it in, and almost instantaneously you’ll be ready to make your clothes look like they were professional dry cleaned!
Keep your feet feeling baby smooth using this electric callus remover and shaver. It features a compact design that fits comfortably in your hand and comes with a head that spins more than 40 times per second for better exfoliation.
Make your next event truly unforgettable by decorating with this impossible-to-miss giant flying dragon. This massive 5-foot inflatable dragon comes with bright built-in LEDs that give it an eye-catching fiery appearance that will shock and delight all.
Learn the building blocks of how to sculpt the body of your dreams by following the tips found in the Strength Training Beginner’s book. This top ranked fitness book instructs you on the do’s and don’ts of weightlifting so you can maximize workouts and get results faster.
End glitter’s reputation of being the herpes of the arts and crafts world by handing out these glitter clean up cloths to your students. The specialized sticky surface of the cloth acts as a glitter magnet that sucks up every little insufferable speck of glitter.
Floafers are the ultra-practical and stylish boat shoes that you need to be wearing on your next voyage. They feature a timeless design, provide 360-degrees ventilation, and are extremely buoyant, so you won’t lose them to Davie Jones’ locker if they go overboard.