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Looking for funny white elephant gifts? Our hilarious white elephant gifts guide will help you find the next LOL-worthy gift for your holiday party. We made sure to cater to all different styles of humor with our list of funniest white elephant gifts to give to your coworkers, men & women, kids, and more. We would you buy a practical gift when everyone knows funny gifts for white elephant are better. The best funny white elephant gifts are those that tickle the funny bone and get the crowd laughing. Stop reading this and start browsing. There’s insanely funny office white elephant gifts below to be purchased! Also be sure to check out our list of gag gifts for some equally hilarious and unique finds!
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Who is the Pooping Pooches Calendar meant for, you ask? EVERYONE! People who love dogs, people who hate dogs, cat owners, it doesn’t matter. It’s a calendar with dogs pooping! Why wouldn’t you want to buy this thing?!
Treat yo self to utter bliss with a blanket that looks and feels like a burrito. Yep, a burrito. Perfect for snuggling up by yourself, this 71-inch by 80-inch flannel fabric is lint-free and ultra soft. Just swaddle yourself in and experience the delicious comfort of a burrito blanket.
This is my life now. If you can read these socks, you are legally obligated to bring me some wine. And if you don’t… well, I’m not going to get up, I’m pretty comfy… but when I do eventually get up, you’re never going to hear the end of it!
Forget popping bubble wrap. The hot new trend is popping some juicy pimples! Made of all natural pus, it’s truly a pimple poppers wet dream. You can even refill it with more pus for additional disgusting extraction sessions. You freak.
A terrible book to read to children, but for adults it’s an incredibly hilarious look into the quirky nature of the English language. You’ll be hating your native tongue in no time after a read through this staple of modern literature.
If you love goats – or even if you don’t – the screaming goat is the gift for you! This tiny screaming goat is exactly what you think it is. It screams. A lot.
Chuck Norris. That’s right, the OG himself of internet memes. This highly sought after, ultra rare set of collectible DVDs features the world famous action star in non-stop butt kicking action.
Make some happy little accident waffles every morning with this brilliant Bob Ross waffle maker. Just pour in some happy little batter, lower the cozy lid, and in no time at all you’ll be eating Bob Ross lookin’ waffles!
Boost your brain power with TruBrain. It’s a complete source of nutrients and nootropics that’ll help you overcome procrastination, mental blocks, and improve your overall verbal fluency. It’s sort of like that pill from the movie “Limitless”, except it’s in liquid form and you won’t learn another language in mere minutes while using it.
If you’re a stupid idiot who always forgets his keys, you need a Tile. This bluetooth device will let you quickly and easily find your keys (or anything you attach it to), just ring it remotely from the app and it’ll start audibly sounding so you can track it down.
Beef jerky is too boring. Step your jerky game up with this sampler pack of exotic meat jerky sticks! It includes everything from Kangaroo to Wild Boar to Alligator!
Perfect for both beginners and professional, mixology dice will elevate anyone’s cocktail game. These laser engraved birch wood dice will provide over 1.5 million drink combination ideas, and include an instructional booklet to get the ball rolling!
It’s time to embrace the exotic delicacies of white trash cooking. This incredible recipe book includes instructions for delights such as Oven-Baked Possum, Tutti’s Fancy Fruited Porkettes, and Mock-Cooter Stew.
Taco Tuesday is going Jurassic with the TriceraTaco taco holder. This beastly home and kitchen accessory can hold up to two tacos at a time. It’s perfect for adding some dino flair to an already delicious meal.
Transport yourself to another universe with the Rick & Morty portal gun. Okay, so it’s not a real functioning portal gun… but it looks pretty damn cool as it projects a green glowing portal onto any wall.
Everybody needs a side hustle. This comical book will show you how to make some extra coin in a not so legal way. It includes real advice from the Mafia and crooked politicians to give you insight on how to scam and cheat your way to the top!
Guac is extra and we can’t afford to keep paying for it! So start growing your own with this avocado tree growing kit. It includes everything you need to start growing your very own avocado tree from the comfort of your home.
Her man won’t be pitching a tent in his pants but he certainly will be trying to pitch a tent with this pair of panties (to make a pillow fort to f*ck in). She won’t have any idea what to do with the oversized panties beyond torturing her man, but that’s where the fun lies.
Don’t ever be caught without some of that sweet delicious Sriracha sauce! This bottle keychain is perfect for taking on the go, ensuring you’re never caught in a dire situation of having food served to you that isn’t drenched in Sriracha.
Pamper your face in the weirdest way possible with this bubble clay face mask. Made in South Korea, this unique blackhead removing and exfoliating mask actually bubbles up as you apply it!
Chugging from the bottle is a statement you want to be making. Guzzle Buddy is a 16 ounce glass cup that attaches to any standard wine bottle so you can aerate, pour, and drink like the filthy animal you are in just one simple step!
Haters gon’ hate. The lazy phone holder is perfect for taking on a plane, on walking on a treadmill, or really anywhere. It can hold any smartphone, placing it at the ideal viewing height.
Experience a happy little painting that comes to life every time you pour your hot coffee or tea into this Bob Ross heat reactive mug.
Beer is everything the body needs and more. In this particular case, it’s soap! If you love kicking back some cold ones, you’ll love starting off your morning with a zesty shower fueled with beer soap!
Win the battle against the office thermostat with COMFY! This best selling oversized sherpa blanket/hoodie will cover nearly your entire body, so you feel completely warm and cozy in your freezing office environment!
Mastering the art of poo’ing at work is no easy task. But with the incredibly helpful “How To Poo At Work” book, you’ll be on your way to dropping chocolate dragons during your lunch break without even breaking a sweat.
The Donald has a hidden dimension to him that few truly see. He’s sensitive and poetic, a true word smith of his generation. This groundbreaking book captures the grace and beauty of the 45th president from his tweets at 4am, and includes scholary footnotes that dive deep into the underlying meaning of literary works such as “covfefe” and “fake news”. It’s a must-read, believe me.
One swipe is all it takes to reveal the face of our glorious leader, Nicolas Cage. Look no further, this pillow will be the only home decor item you need to truly add peace, serenity, and protection. In Nicolas Cage we trust.
Find your keys, EDC gadgets, or just about anything else in record time by attaching the Tile key finder to them. It features a lightweight yet durable and waterproof design with a 200 foot range and an 88 decibel melody that’s 2X as loud as the previous model.
Kiss the days of having to control your flatulence goodbye by using one of these fart gas neutralizing pads. They adhere discreetly to clothing and contain antimicrobial activated charcoal technology that kill the stench before innocent bystanders suffer.
Give your shoes the mirror-like shine a gentleman such as yourself deserves using the hands free electric shoe polisher. It automates every step of the shoe polishing process to deliver a professional buff and shine from the comfort of home.
Keep your phone and other electronic devices fully juiced up with the Anker PowerCore portable power bank. With its 20100mAh capactiy, it’s the perfect blend of extra battery without being bulky.
This whiskey tasting glass with chilling base will revolutionize the way you drink your favorite spirits. It features a metal cooling base that keeps the drink chilled for up to 30 minutes while the glass helps reveal the most sublime notes from a wide range of liqueurs.
Fall asleep to the soothing glow of a full moon every night by sticking this giant glow in the dark moon decal on your wall. This giant sticker measures 71 inches across and comes printed with an actual photograph of a full moon for added realism.
Show your kids that it’s fun to conquer mother nature with the amphibious remote control car. Unlike your standard remote control car, this amphibious model comes specially designed to be able to trudge through either pavement, sand, dirt, or water.
Just because you’re stuck at a desk all day doesn’t give you an excuse to be lazy. The Cubii Jr. is a seated under-desk elliptical machine that lets you get fit while you sit, helping bloodflow with low impact exercise of up to 8 levels of resistance.
Become a real-life Duct Tape wizard by crafting some impressive things with help from the Duct Tape Engineer book. This entertaining read comes loaded with dozens of various Duct Tape items that you can craft ranging from furniture to outdoor items and other tools.
A Dan The Sausageman gourmet gift box is a guaranteed good time for any red-blooded carnivore. Each elegant wooden box comes filled with goodies ranging from mouth-watering plump sausages to equally delicious cheeses, crackers, and mustard.
Start your day off with an extra kick of energy courtesy of the insanely strong Banned Coffee. This potent blend carries a rich aroma in addition to a high caffeine content, and comes packaged in a resealable bag to ensure freshness.
Keep your alcohol close while your on the go with the belt buckle flask. The flask attaches onto your belt like a traditional belt buckle, but it can store around two ounces of sweet sweet alcohol goodness. You might have a drinking problem, but portability isn’t a part of it.
Step up your grilling game by taking a page out of BBQ Revolution. With this must-own for all red-blooded BBQ-loving carnivores, you’ll learn the ins and outs of the noble art of grilling, making it a great addition for novice cooks and seasoned pitmasters alike.
The Puna knife is the folding scalpel blade multi-tool disguised as a mini rifle that packs a series of useful tools designed to facilitate your everyday life. Apart from the razor sharp scalpel it boasts a series of tools ideal for cutting, twisting, prying, and unscrewing.
Why should only women get the large variety of scented candles? These masculine scented candles for men include testosterone boosting smells such as freshly cut grass, lumber, and a general fine musk that will add character to any man cave or bachelor pad.
Belly laughs will abound when someone steps out rocking a hairy beer gut. This fanny pack looks disgustingly realistic and can hold an impressive amount of items in its pouch.
Get the relief your sore muscles crave, from the comfort of home, by laying on this acupressure mat and pillow set. Available in a plethora of colors, the mat and pillow combine to alleviate everything from muscle tension to headaches in as little as 10-30 minutes a day.
Your girl may be hot, but she’ll only be hotter after getting a better night’s beauty sleep under this weighted cooling blanket. The blanket is designed to keep her cooler and keep her cradled comfortably under 20lbs of weight. The blankets are clinically shown to reduce stress and anxiety, which leads to better sleep.
Handle your steak, chicken, and other meats like the barbarian warlord that you really are with these bear claw meat forks. The bear claw meat forks are great for barbequing and make a great gift for dad or people who love to savagely tear apart their meals.
The all-in-one wet shaving kit will transform your dull morning shaves into a daily ritual you’ll actually look forward to. Taking inspiration from the past, this kit includes a sleek razor, sandalwood shaving soap, a steel bowl, and a handy canvas carrying bag.
Make mornings more productive by getting a jolt of energy from this caffeinated toothpaste. With each brush equivalent to one cup of coffee, this plaque fighting toothpaste helps increase your focus and alertness without causing a crash.
When mom and dad are coming to visit, they should travel in style. This three-piece Samsomite hardshell case set is omnidirectional so they’ll almost never tip over. One is carry-on sized in case of a short trip and two are checked-bag size for longer ones.
Keep your cash and cards secure and organized without creating an uncomfortable bulk by placing your stuff in one of these tactical carbon fiber wallets. Despite the ultra slim profile, this RFID blocking wallet comes with 1 bill pocket, 2 slip pockets, and 6 credit cards slots.
Step your travel game up a notch with this inflatable travel pillow that includes an attached hood. It’s perfect for long flights – just give it a few exhales to inflate, pull the hoodie over your head, throw on some ear plugs, and wake up when you’ve landed.
No matter what mood you’re in, the LOL OMG WTF wine glass has you covered. Each line in this comical wine glass is designed to help you decide how much vino to pour depending on what type of day you’ve had and how ‘relaxed’ you want to feel.
Treat her tush to a plush flush every time she hits the can with this luxe bidet toilet attachment. She’ll be feeling bougie AF after taking advantage of its dual nozzles and varied pressure settings.
Learn the ins and out of the multi-billion dollar fashion industry by reading the ultimate fashion bible. Fashionpedia acts as a visual dictionary that guides you through every facet of the industry – from technical terms to its fascinating history.
Own one of the most legendary race cars in history by adding this 1,677-piece LEGO Technic Ferrari 488 GTE to your collection. The finished car measures 19″ long and comes with intricate details such as original decals, opening doors, and a V8 engine with moving parts.
If you know you know why cold brew isn’t just coffee that’s been sitting out. With the Takeya Deluxe Cold Brew Coffee Maker, her brew will be icy, her wallet will be flush with money not spent on Starbucks and all will be well. The quart-sized brewer is airtight and guarantees a ground-free drinking experience.
Enjoy a full moon every night and keep your bed room lit up with the Moon Wall Light. This bed room light has a built in sensor that activates the Moon’s illumination when the room starts getting dark and makes a cool gift for a kid’s room.
Transport yourself to another universe with the Rick & Morty portal gun. Okay, so it’s not a real functioning portal gun… but it looks pretty damn cool as it projects a green glowing portal onto any wall.
Sure, smartphones can do translation now – but this instant international language translator requires no internet connection, and can translate conversations in almost real time!
Give the gift of annoyance by surprising your friends and family with this endlessly singing birthday card filled with glitter. The card will keep on playing the “happy birthday” song over and over until the battery runs out or the car is torn to pieces, at which point glitter will explode all over the place.
Treat your man to some out-of-the-ordinary meat with exotic jerky sticks. These aren’t your average gas station picks. You’ll find kangaroo, alligator, ostrich and elk, among others in this adventurous ten-piece collection.
With Airpods you can discreetly listen to music, check out some podcasts, or just manage phone calls more easily. They integrate with both iPhone and Androids, and come with a convenient wireless charging case!
When you want to scream into the void but you live in a cramped apartment, it’s not a good idea. The G.O.A.T. idea is to let a desk-sized goat do the shrieking for you.
Achieve maximum comfort while traveling from point A to point B by outfitting your ride with the heating and cooling car seat cushion. No matter what the weather is like, this cushion will ensure your body remains at the perfect temperature while you drive.
This aromatherapy essential oil diffuser will keep your home smelling fresh without while also adding to the room’s decor. The diffuser offers seven distinct color options and can also function as a cool mist humidifier and a night light in addition to a diffuser.
Splish, splash it’s the car’s turn for a bath with a foam cannon. It has all the power of the blaster at the car wash just by hooking up to the standard garden hose. Dad’s car will be as shiny as ever and swirl free thanks to the cannon’s adjustable foam concentration.
Every home office can benefit from a strong wifi signal. That’s why the Google WiFi router is an ideal device to install. You can add as many additional routers as needed, and it’ll create a mesh network, amplifying the wifi signal throughout your home so there’s no dead zones.
This cult-favorite jacket is probably on your girl’s wishlist. Surprise her with it and you’ll be extra cozy come wintertime. The down jacket is 60% denser than other similar jackets for extra warmth, has a fleece-lined hood with an adjustable opening, and lots of pockets to keep her things.
Dad will be traveling in style on his next trip with a Herschel duffel bag. It’s available in a variety of fabric and strap colors so dad can have his favorite combo. It’s roomy enough to fit all his clothes and shoes but small enough to be carry-on size.
Women of a certain age get their jollies from men of a different sort. Porn for Women of a Certain Age presents them with 40 steamy scenarios involving distinguished men doing things that will make her quiver, like making the scale read 10lbs lighter.
Hard drugs just became obsolete – introducing the world’s strongest coffee. Perfect for those extra busy days, this powerful roast is 200% stronger than regular blends and can keep you up for 3 days straight, as long as you don’t mind the occasional heart attack.
If MacGyver had a vagina, he/she would undoubtedly own one of these hairclip multi-tools. Traditionally used by alpha females to mark their territory in their spouse’s domicile, this hair clip functions as a screwdriver, wrench, ruler and even a cutting edge!
This pocket size toolkit is as thin as a credit card so it can easily fit in your wallet. Aside from being as thin as a credit card, this toolkit includes a knife, compass, magnification lens, tweezers, screwdriver, bottle opener, and a toothpick!
This Alexa enabled Bose home speaker makes it more convenient than ever to fill your any room with incredible wall-to-wall sound. Now you’ll be able to have millions of songs at the tip of your tongue thanks to the built-in Alexa voice control.
Turn your hands into all-night glow sticks at the next party by getting your nails done with the glow in the dark nail polish. This eye-catching shade goes on easy and leaves a flawless finish that makes your fingertips glow with a bright yellowish green hue.
You don’t have to be an avid hunter to love The Scout Hunting Slingshot. This American-made slingshot features a sturdy polycarbonate construction frame that’ll stand up to heavy use along with an asymmetrical palmswell to accommodate both large and small hands.
Bring some class to your quaint home bar with this ship in a bottle whiskey dispenser. It’s expertly hand-blown from durable, thick glass and comes with a ground glass stopper to create a hermetic seal so that your spirits never evaporate.
Take the guess work out of trying to decipher what your check engine lights mean using this automobile health monitor. The sensor plugs directly into your car’s dash and sends notifications to your phone in simple terms that anyone can understand.
With this blanket fort building kit your little ones will easily be able to turn almost any part of their room into their own private fortress of solitude. Each zany toy in the set can be used as a connector so that your kid can quickly attach their bed sheets to nearby furniture.
Two juggernauts of the breakfast world have finally joined forces to bring your bacon flavored coffee! These premium slow smoked beans are bathed in maple bacon so you enjoy the delicious bacon flavor without all the grease and calories.
When dad needs to find a stud (that isn’t himself in the mirror every morning), the Walabot is the perfect wingman. The app allows him to see through up to 4 inches behind drywall so he can safely install pictures and shelves.
Complement your look with the must-have accessory of the fleeting moment – the chrome stick-on nails. These metallic nails will make any outfit pop, they are easy to apply and last up to seven days while the metallic toes can last for up to two weeks.
Keep your energetic kiddies from running wild while stuck indoors by setting up this children’s indoor playground. It’s designed to fit in between the floor and ceiling and comes with everything from monkey bars to rings and a swing.
Drunk: How We Sipped, Danced, and Stumbled Our Way to Civilization will make history come alive like never before. You’ll take a “deep dive into the alcohol-soaked origins of civilization – and the evolutionary roots of humanity’s appetite for intoxication”.
Help keep human errors to a minimum during your next home improvement project by utilizing the digital tape measure. This handy tool makes measuring a breeze as it displays accurate readings on its digital screen that can be set to either U.S. or metric units.
Place a new spin on the classic game of billiards by transforming your table using the glow in the dark pool table kit. The kit features a set of specially made balls that react under UV lighting, allowing you to experience the game in a brand new light.
Learn how to survive in the wild with nothing more than your trusty pocket knife by reading The Swiss Army Knife book. This informative read comes filled with everything you’ll need to make the most out of your handy and versatile knife.
