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Looking for funny white elephant gifts? Our hilarious white elephant gifts guide will help you find the next LOL-worthy gift for your holiday party. We made sure to cater to all different styles of humor with our list of funniest white elephant gifts to give to your coworkers, men & women, kids, and more. We would you buy a practical gift when everyone knows funny gifts for white elephant are better. The best funny white elephant gifts are those that tickle the funny bone and get the crowd laughing. Stop reading this and start browsing. There’s insanely funny office white elephant gifts below to be purchased! Also be sure to check out our list of gag gifts for some equally hilarious and unique finds!
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Chugging from the bottle is a statement you want to be making. Guzzle Buddy is a 16 ounce glass cup that attaches to any standard wine bottle so you can aerate, pour, and drink like the filthy animal you are in just one simple step!
It’s time to embrace the exotic delicacies of white trash cooking. This incredible recipe book includes instructions for delights such as Oven-Baked Possum, Tutti’s Fancy Fruited Porkettes, and Mock-Cooter Stew.
Forget popping bubble wrap. The hot new trend is popping some juicy pimples! Made of all natural pus, it’s truly a pimple poppers wet dream. You can even refill it with more pus for additional disgusting extraction sessions. You freak.
Taco Tuesday is going Jurassic with the TriceraTaco taco holder. This beastly home and kitchen accessory can hold up to two tacos at a time. It’s perfect for adding some dino flair to an already delicious meal.
Boost your brain power with TruBrain. It’s a complete source of nutrients and nootropics that’ll help you overcome procrastination, mental blocks, and improve your overall verbal fluency. It’s sort of like that pill from the movie “Limitless”, except it’s in liquid form and you won’t learn another language in mere minutes while using it.
Her man won’t be pitching a tent in his pants but he certainly will be trying to pitch a tent with this pair of panties (to make a pillow fort to f*ck in). She won’t have any idea what to do with the oversized panties beyond torturing her man, but that’s where the fun lies.
If you love goats – or even if you don’t – the screaming goat is the gift for you! This tiny screaming goat is exactly what you think it is. It screams. A lot.
Treat yo self to utter bliss with a blanket that looks and feels like a burrito. Yep, a burrito. Perfect for snuggling up by yourself, this 71-inch by 80-inch flannel fabric is lint-free and ultra soft. Just swaddle yourself in and experience the delicious comfort of a burrito blanket.
Chuck Norris. That’s right, the OG himself of internet memes. This highly sought after, ultra rare set of collectible DVDs features the world famous action star in non-stop butt kicking action.
Win the battle against the office thermostat with COMFY! This best selling oversized sherpa blanket/hoodie will cover nearly your entire body, so you feel completely warm and cozy in your freezing office environment!
The Donald has a hidden dimension to him that few truly see. He’s sensitive and poetic, a true word smith of his generation. This groundbreaking book captures the grace and beauty of the 45th president from his tweets at 4am, and includes scholary footnotes that dive deep into the underlying meaning of literary works such as “covfefe” and “fake news”. It’s a must-read, believe me.
Mastering the art of poo’ing at work is no easy task. But with the incredibly helpful “How To Poo At Work” book, you’ll be on your way to dropping chocolate dragons during your lunch break without even breaking a sweat.
Perfect for both beginners and professional, mixology dice will elevate anyone’s cocktail game. These laser engraved birch wood dice will provide over 1.5 million drink combination ideas, and include an instructional booklet to get the ball rolling!
Pamper your face in the weirdest way possible with this bubble clay face mask. Made in South Korea, this unique blackhead removing and exfoliating mask actually bubbles up as you apply it!
A terrible book to read to children, but for adults it’s an incredibly hilarious look into the quirky nature of the English language. You’ll be hating your native tongue in no time after a read through this staple of modern literature.
Everybody needs a side hustle. This comical book will show you how to make some extra coin in a not so legal way. It includes real advice from the Mafia and crooked politicians to give you insight on how to scam and cheat your way to the top!
If you’re a stupid idiot who always forgets his keys, you need a Tile. This bluetooth device will let you quickly and easily find your keys (or anything you attach it to), just ring it remotely from the app and it’ll start audibly sounding so you can track it down.
Don’t ever be caught without some of that sweet delicious Sriracha sauce! This bottle keychain is perfect for taking on the go, ensuring you’re never caught in a dire situation of having food served to you that isn’t drenched in Sriracha.
This is my life now. If you can read these socks, you are legally obligated to bring me some wine. And if you don’t… well, I’m not going to get up, I’m pretty comfy… but when I do eventually get up, you’re never going to hear the end of it!
One swipe is all it takes to reveal the face of our glorious leader, Nicolas Cage. Look no further, this pillow will be the only home decor item you need to truly add peace, serenity, and protection. In Nicolas Cage we trust.
Haters gon’ hate. The lazy phone holder is perfect for taking on a plane, on walking on a treadmill, or really anywhere. It can hold any smartphone, placing it at the ideal viewing height.
Who is the Pooping Pooches Calendar meant for, you ask? EVERYONE! People who love dogs, people who hate dogs, cat owners, it doesn’t matter. It’s a calendar with dogs pooping! Why wouldn’t you want to buy this thing?!
Transport yourself to another universe with the Rick & Morty portal gun. Okay, so it’s not a real functioning portal gun… but it looks pretty damn cool as it projects a green glowing portal onto any wall.
Make some happy little accident waffles every morning with this brilliant Bob Ross waffle maker. Just pour in some happy little batter, lower the cozy lid, and in no time at all you’ll be eating Bob Ross lookin’ waffles!
Beer is everything the body needs and more. In this particular case, it’s soap! If you love kicking back some cold ones, you’ll love starting off your morning with a zesty shower fueled with beer soap!
Experience a happy little painting that comes to life every time you pour your hot coffee or tea into this Bob Ross heat reactive mug.
Guac is extra and we can’t afford to keep paying for it! So start growing your own with this avocado tree growing kit. It includes everything you need to start growing your very own avocado tree from the comfort of your home.
Beef jerky is too boring. Step your jerky game up with this sampler pack of exotic meat jerky sticks! It includes everything from Kangaroo to Wild Boar to Alligator!
Ensure your brew stays frosty as you guzzle it down by drinking it out of this insulated stainless steel beer mug. Apart from its rugged yet sleek construction, the functional design creates an air-tight barrier that insulates your drink.
Take the wrinkles out of your clothing quickly and easily with this portable 7-in-1 multi-use device. Simply fill it with water, plug it in, and almost instantaneously you’ll be ready to make your clothes look like they were professional dry cleaned!
Assert yourself as the rightful king of the cubicle with these mini wooden ballistas. Each ballista comes ready to assemble from a laser cut wooden kit, and includes mini wood ammo pieces that are capable of being shot up to thirty feet!
Slipping into this pair of ultra-plush memory foam slippers after a night out on the town in heels will feel like stepping into Paradise. The memory foam in the footbeds will cradle her feet, the fleece lining will keep her warm, and the anti-skid soles will keep her from slipping.
Kids Against Maturity is a wildly entertaining card game that will get your youngsters actually looking forward to the next family game night. It’s easy to learn, incredibly fun to play, and can be enjoyed just about anywhere you are.
Explore the Land of Ooo along with Finn and Jake with the Adventure Time encyclopedia. The booklet comes jam packed with everything you ever wanted to know about all of your favorite characters, such as Princess Bubblegum and the Ice King.
This Alexa enabled Bose home speaker makes it more convenient than ever to fill your any room with incredible wall-to-wall sound. Now you’ll be able to have millions of songs at the tip of your tongue thanks to the built-in Alexa voice control.
Make home improvement projects go as smooth as possible with help from this Isocore hammer. It features a shock control system designed to absorb impact and vibration in order to reduce the punishment on your body.
The Marshall wireless earbuds will keep the music going all day long. These Bluetooth 5.2 earbuds boast powerful 12mm drivers for smooth mids and effortless deep bass and feature 25 hours of wireless playtime with the charging case.
Let everyone know you mean business by drinking your favorite refreshments out of a skull! Well… A glass skull, to be specific. This glass skull drinking cup holds up to sixteen ounces of liquid and adds character to any drinking set.
If you want an all-in-one printer that just flat out works and doesn’t give you constant problems, this is the printer you absolutely should buy. We use it exclusively within our office, it’s been a reliable workhorse for years.
Learn the ins and out of the multi-billion dollar fashion industry by reading the ultimate fashion bible. Fashionpedia acts as a visual dictionary that guides you through every facet of the industry – from technical terms to its fascinating history.
The black cat stockings will bring you anything but bad luck – unless you happen to cross your legs. They’re the stylish stockings designed to turn your plain legs into a pair of cute black cats, complete with an adorable curvy tail in the back.
Smile and say cheese, you’ve just taken your first slice-y. Infuse your friend’s next gift with some dairy hilarity by hiding their true gift in a box featuring a faux piece of tech.
Come dad bod holidays or beach bod summer days, the Perfect Fit adjustable belt has got dad’s waistline covered. Its classic colors and look allow it to pair well with any pants and it fastens along a track instead of with holes so it stands the test of time.
The prince of the porcelain throne needs something to do while he’s spending all his time there. With Toilet Mini Golf he can practice his putt without leaving the comfort of his own bathroom.
Slice through anything that comes your way while manning the BBQ by grilling with this machete spatula. The solid oak handle provides a secure sturdy grip while the modified blade allows you to do everything from flipping a patty to opening a cold brewski.
Vanquish unpleasant weather with a mighty swing of your trusty gothic bastard sword umbrella. The handle is shaped like a medieval sword hilt with metallic finish and leather grip that prop up a massive 41″ diameter umbrella ideal for keeping you dry and slaying orcs.
The Spyderco Bug mini knife is the handy everyday carry tool that won’t weigh you down one bit. This impossibly light and small folding knife features durable stainless steel construction and boasts a sharp 1.27″ blade.
Get mushy gushy for a night with this Intimacy Deck of conversation starters and you won’t regret it. The cards have prompts that will help couples that have been together forever or even just a minute deepen their relationship, feel closer, build trust, and fire up that spark for each other.
Who wouldn’t want a miniature version of the wacky waving inflatable tube guy gracing their desk? This revolutionary invention is a fully functional replica of the giant inflatable you’ve seen on used car lots and appliance repair stores. Now it can sit on your desk keeping you company during long work days!
This miracle trigger tension reliever will deliver instant pain relief virtually anywhere you are. This ultra-portable gadget is equipped with a couple of crystals that create a small electrical charge to provide acupressure-like relief without resorting to needles.
When the twigs and berries are a little ripe but there’s no time for a shower, Dude Wipes can freshen things up. These wipes are bigger than the average, flushable, and contain aloe and vitamin E so whatever is wiped will be as soft as it is fresh.
A boss whose mouth has just as much of a reputation as his ability to close an EOM deal needs a placard for his desk proclaiming his achievements. This is no ordinary nameplate, but it is honest.
Take the guess work out of trying to decipher what your check engine lights mean using this automobile health monitor. The sensor plugs directly into your car’s dash and sends notifications to your phone in simple terms that anyone can understand.
There is no easy way to clean a typical re-usable water bottle – until now – the easy clean water bottle has a detachable lid at both the bottom and top, giving you easy access to clean off the build up of bacteria you normally wouldn’t be able to reach in a water bottle.
Cruise around the lake in style by soaking up the rays on a Tube Runner motorized pool float. This super comfy pool float is equipped with a 3-blade propellor that grants you 360-degree movement through the use of a front-mounted joystick.
The FartVac sucks up and filters farts. No more holding in something as natural as breathing, now you can fart proudly and minimize the stench for those around you with the FartVac! It’s the modern invention you never knew existed, but can’t live without!
The brilliant minds that brought you finger hands have outdone themselves with their newest creation – mini finger hands for finger hands. They’re utterly useless, highly entertaining, and come in sets of five mini finger hands in assorted skin tones.
Believe it or not, our phones are actually one of the most bacteria-ridden things we interact with every day. PhoneSoap uses UV light to easily disinfect and sanitize your device, killing 99.99% of all bacteria and germs – while simultaneously also charging your phone!
Become a real-life Duct Tape wizard by crafting some impressive things with help from the Duct Tape Engineer book. This entertaining read comes loaded with dozens of various Duct Tape items that you can craft ranging from furniture to outdoor items and other tools.
Whosoever holds this Mjolnir water bottle, if they be worthy, shall be able to hydrate like the mighty Thor! This XXL bottle is made from eco-friendly and odorless materials and has a monster 1.7-liter capacity to satiate even the mightiest of thirsts.
Prepare yourself for all possible situations at your next outdoor cookout by wearing the tactical BBQ apron. The MOLLE system apron adjusts to fit all sizes and includes more pockets, clips, and pouches than an actual SWAT vest.
A man on the move needs a mug that can move with him. The Yeti Rambler is just about indestructible, comes in almost every color under the sun and has the vacuum sealed double walls that will keep his beverage at the desired temp all day long.
Ergonomics is so important when working from home. By adding this under desk foot rest to your workstation, you’ll be able to have the best spinal positioning. Your lower back will thank you!
Ensure everyone at the party has a shockingly good time with this biting and shocking lie detector game. Simply place your hand inside and answer the question you’re asked, if you lie, your hand will either be shocked or bitten.
This hanging contraption might look a little odd at first, but it’s the secret to great gains. All dad needs is a door or a place to mount the strap attachment to get started on an intense full-body bodyweight workout that will target muscles he didn’t even know he had.
Get your kids to spend more time playing outside and less time indoors in front of a screen by growing a fort in your own backyard! This living garden fort kit comes with everything you’ll need to make a lovely and eco-friendly fort with gorgeous and lively plant walls.
If you know you know why cold brew isn’t just coffee that’s been sitting out. With the Takeya Deluxe Cold Brew Coffee Maker, her brew will be icy, her wallet will be flush with money not spent on Starbucks and all will be well. The quart-sized brewer is airtight and guarantees a ground-free drinking experience.
Help the little ones sleep soundly by vanquishing all the scary monsters lurking about with this bunny night light. This beyond-adorable night light is designed to look like a cute bunny that you can set to one of six colors including purple, green, and yellow.
For those days you don’t want to actually work from home and instead want to work from a coffee shop, library, or maybe even outdoors – but you don’t want to lose your multi-screen productivity, this is the perfect solution!
Keep it geeky while staying prepared to handle a number of everyday tasks by clipping this Klingon Bat’leth multi-tool to your keychain. It features an ergonomic design and comes with 6 tools including a cord cutter, a bottle opener, and a butterfly wrench.
Keep your skin looking young and radiant by pampering yourself using these natural stretch cotton lace facial masks. Apart from looking fabulous, they provide a combination of anti-aging hydrolyzed collagen and hyaluronic acid to improve your overall skin radiance.
Treat dad to the ultimate in post-shower comfort with a Turkish cotton bath robe. These are 100% Turkish cotton, making them the same sort that you wear when staying at five star hotels. The robe includes pockets deep enough for snacks or cell phones.
If you’re going to bum it out on a couch all day, you might as well get a tan in the process. The pool couch is an inflatable water float that easily fits two people and their drink of choice in the built in arm rest cup holders, and makes a great gift to relax on the water.
Make life in the cubicle a little more bearable with this snarky coloring book for adults. The #OfficeLife coloring book is perfect for everyone from road warriors to regional managers, allowing you to relieve stress and you fill in the pages with color.
Stop making a mess during your midnight trips to the bathroom by outfitting your toilet with this motion activated night light. The light is designed to fit any standard toilet bowl and emits a soft glow that won’t overwhelm your groggy state of mind.
Owning a pair of these medieval hand blades is the closest you’ll ever get to being born with mutant healing powers and given retractable blades in your fists. These fully functional hand blades are designed with mini skulls and sport a comfortable hand grip as well.
Turn any single can or bottled beer into a brewery-fresh pint using this home beer draft system. It leverages sound waves to convert the beer’s natural carbonation into densely compact uniformed bubbles that enhance the aroma and enrich its taste.
Shred documents with ruthless efficiency by placing them inside the Fellowes 79Ci heavy-dury shredder. This office must-have is ultra quiet and will eliminate paper jams altogether!
Take your love of Mexican food to new heights by wrapping yourself up in this tasty looking giant tortilla blanket. It measures 59-inches across and is made from ultra soft microfiber and flannel for utmost comfort while you’re lounging around.
Keep Alexa on-hand – literally – by slipping the Amazon Alexa smart ring on your finger. This sleek and understated ring makes daily life easier by allowing you to do everything from setting reminders and making quick calculations to placing calls.
Relax to the soothing sounds of water everyday with this mini waterfall fountain at your desk. It’s perfect for the co-worker who is stressing themselves everyday at work.
Scissors are not included with this gag gift box, but they don’t need to be. Give your BF the gift of slight terror and lots of laughter before opening the box that houses his real gift. Bonus points to you if it’s something sharp inside.
Get the perfect fit every time by wearing this micro-adjustable no-holes belt. The ingenious design features a solid buckle that clamps onto the belt at the exact point you need – making it ideal for those holiday feasts where your waistline expands in a single sitting.
When you want to scream into the void but you live in a cramped apartment, it’s not a good idea. The G.O.A.T. idea is to let a desk-sized goat do the shrieking for you.
The Bierstick beer bong is your ticket to chugging up to 24 ounces of beer in less than two seconds! It fits up to 24 ounces of your favorite beverage and comes with a friction-fit mouthpiece that allows for quick filling and cleaning.
Give your plain dogs a delicious gourmet touch using this spiral hot dog slicer. This easy to operate utensil slices up your plump dog into a meaty spiral so that it cooks evenly inside and out while it’s roasting over your grill top.
Having a compact yet capable water bottle when you’re traveling is absolutely essential. This durable, shatterproof, and leakproof 22 ounce collapsible water bottle is a must have to bring on your travels.
If dad is a fisherman, he might actually be excited about this gift, so you better have your phone pointed on him when he opens it. What he doesn’t know is that it’s nothing more than a hilarious gag box that houses his real gift.
