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Looking for funny white elephant gifts? Our hilarious white elephant gifts guide will help you find the next LOL-worthy gift for your holiday party. We made sure to cater to all different styles of humor with our list of funniest white elephant gifts to give to your coworkers, men & women, kids, and more. We would you buy a practical gift when everyone knows funny gifts for white elephant are better. The best funny white elephant gifts are those that tickle the funny bone and get the crowd laughing. Stop reading this and start browsing. There’s insanely funny office white elephant gifts below to be purchased! Also be sure to check out our list of gag gifts for some equally hilarious and unique finds!

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TruBrain Nootropic Drinks

Boost your brain power with TruBrain. It’s a complete source of nutrients and nootropics that’ll help you overcome procrastination, mental blocks, and improve your overall verbal fluency. It’s sort of like that pill from the movie “Limitless”, except it’s in liquid form and you won’t learn another language in mere minutes while using it.

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Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillow

One swipe is all it takes to reveal the face of our glorious leader, Nicolas Cage. Look no further, this pillow will be the only home decor item you need to truly add peace, serenity, and protection. In Nicolas Cage we trust.

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Walker Texas Ranger DVD Collection

Chuck Norris. That’s right, the OG himself of internet memes. This highly sought after, ultra rare set of collectible DVDs features the world famous action star in non-stop butt kicking action.

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The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made

A terrible book to read to children, but for adults it’s an incredibly hilarious look into the quirky nature of the English language. You’ll be hating your native tongue in no time after a read through this staple of modern literature.

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Mixology Dice

Perfect for both beginners and professional, mixology dice will elevate anyone’s cocktail game. These laser engraved birch wood dice will provide over 1.5 million drink combination ideas, and include an instructional booklet to get the ball rolling!

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Guzzle Buddy Wine Bottle Attachment

Chugging from the bottle is a statement you want to be making. Guzzle Buddy is a 16 ounce glass cup that attaches to any standard wine bottle so you can aerate, pour, and drink like the filthy animal you are in just one simple step!

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Tile Sport Key Finder Device

If you’re a stupid idiot who always forgets his keys, you need a Tile. This bluetooth device will let you quickly and easily find your keys (or anything you attach it to), just ring it remotely from the app and it’ll start audibly sounding so you can track it down.

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Bob Ross Heat Reactive Mug

Experience a happy little painting that comes to life every time you pour your hot coffee or tea into this Bob Ross heat reactive mug.

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White Trash Cooking Recipe Book

It’s time to embrace the exotic delicacies of white trash cooking. This incredible recipe book includes instructions for delights such as Oven-Baked Possum, Tutti’s Fancy Fruited Porkettes, and Mock-Cooter Stew.

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Bob Ross Waffle Maker

Make some happy little accident waffles every morning with this brilliant Bob Ross waffle maker. Just pour in some happy little batter, lower the cozy lid, and in no time at all you’ll be eating Bob Ross lookin’ waffles!

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Pooping Pooches Calendar

Who is the Pooping Pooches Calendar meant for, you ask? EVERYONE! People who love dogs, people who hate dogs, cat owners, it doesn’t matter. It’s a calendar with dogs pooping! Why wouldn’t you want to buy this thing?!

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How to Poo at Work

Mastering the art of poo’ing at work is no easy task. But with the incredibly helpful “How To Poo At Work” book, you’ll be on your way to dropping chocolate dragons during your lunch break without even breaking a sweat.

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How to Make Money in Your Spare Time

Everybody needs a side hustle. This comical book will show you how to make some extra coin in a not so legal way. It includes real advice from the Mafia and crooked politicians to give you insight on how to scam and cheat your way to the top!

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Exotic Meat Jerky Sticks

Beef jerky is too boring. Step your jerky game up with this sampler pack of exotic meat jerky sticks! It includes everything from Kangaroo to Wild Boar to Alligator!

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The Lazy Phone Holder

Haters gon’ hate. The lazy phone holder is perfect for taking on a plane, on walking on a treadmill, or really anywhere. It can hold any smartphone, placing it at the ideal viewing height.

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The Screaming Goat

If you love goats – or even if you don’t – the screaming goat is the gift for you! This tiny screaming goat is exactly what you think it is. It screams. A lot.

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Giant Pink Grandma Undies
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Giant Pink Grandma Undies

Her man won’t be pitching a tent in his pants but he certainly will be trying to pitch a tent with this pair of panties (to make a pillow fort to f*ck in). She won’t have any idea what to do with the oversized panties beyond torturing her man, but that’s where the fun lies.

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Sriracha Bottle Keychain

Don’t ever be caught without some of that sweet delicious Sriracha sauce! This bottle keychain is perfect for taking on the go, ensuring you’re never caught in a dire situation of having food served to you that isn’t drenched in Sriracha.

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Gross Pimple Popping Toy

Forget popping bubble wrap. The hot new trend is popping some juicy pimples! Made of all natural pus, it’s truly a pimple poppers wet dream. You can even refill it with more pus for additional disgusting extraction sessions. You freak.

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The COMFY Blanket Sweatshirt

Win the battle against the office thermostat with COMFY! This best selling oversized sherpa blanket/hoodie will cover nearly your entire body, so you feel completely warm and cozy in your freezing office environment!

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Grow Your Own Avocado Tree Kit

Guac is extra and we can’t afford to keep paying for it! So start growing your own with this avocado tree growing kit. It includes everything you need to start growing your very own avocado tree from the comfort of your home.

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If You Can Read This, Bring Wine Socks

This is my life now. If you can read these socks, you are legally obligated to bring me some wine. And if you don’t… well, I’m not going to get up, I’m pretty comfy… but when I do eventually get up, you’re never going to hear the end of it!

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Beer Soap

Beer is everything the body needs and more. In this particular case, it’s soap! If you love kicking back some cold ones, you’ll love starting off your morning with a zesty shower fueled with beer soap!

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The Burrito Blanket

Treat yo self to utter bliss with a blanket that looks and feels like a burrito. Yep, a burrito. Perfect for snuggling up by yourself, this 71-inch by 80-inch flannel fabric is lint-free and ultra soft. Just swaddle yourself in and experience the delicious comfort of a burrito blanket.

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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

The Donald has a hidden dimension to him that few truly see. He’s sensitive and poetic, a true word smith of his generation. This groundbreaking book captures the grace and beauty of the 45th president from his tweets at 4am, and includes scholary footnotes that dive deep into the underlying meaning of literary works such as “covfefe” and “fake news”. It’s a must-read, believe me.

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Bubble Clay Face Mask

Pamper your face in the weirdest way possible with this bubble clay face mask. Made in South Korea, this unique blackhead removing and exfoliating mask actually bubbles up as you apply it!

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Rick And Morty Portal Gun

Transport yourself to another universe with the Rick & Morty portal gun. Okay, so it’s not a real functioning portal gun… but it looks pretty damn cool as it projects a green glowing portal onto any wall.

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Triceratops Taco Holder

Taco Tuesday is going Jurassic with the TriceraTaco taco holder. This beastly home and kitchen accessory can hold up to two tacos at a time. It’s perfect for adding some dino flair to an already delicious meal.

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Aromatherapy Memory Foam Pillows

Make your nights more calming than ever by resting your tired head on one of these aromatherapy memory foam pillows. They’re made from soft yet supportive foam and are available in a variety of soothing scents like chamomile and peppermint.

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Bamboo Keyboard With Mouse

This USB Keyboard + Mouse combo is made from natural bamboo and is compatible with all computers. The bamboo keyboard and mouse will give you a warm and elegant feel whenever you use your PC, even though you’re probably wasting away on dumb sites like this one.

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Delete My Browser History Bracelet

Make sure your loved ones never find out what a depraved sexual deviant you really are by strapping on this “delete my browser history” bracelet ASAP! Per the Hippocratic Oath, your medical technician will be forced to clear your shameful browsing history before you die!

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Bacon Flavored Toothpicks

There’s no better way to finish a satisfying BBQ meal than by picking all the savory leftover morsels of meat lodged in your teeth using these bacon flavored toothpicks. They feature an intoxicating bacon taste guaranteed to satisfy any red blooded carnivore.

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LED Bike Lights

Keep from becoming roadkill on your next nighttime ride with the LED bike lights. These all weather lights fit discretely on the bottom of the bike frame and emit a luminous glow that oncoming cars will be able to see from a distance.

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Duct Tape Engineer Book

Become a real-life Duct Tape wizard by crafting some impressive things with help from the Duct Tape Engineer book. This entertaining read comes loaded with dozens of various Duct Tape items that you can craft ranging from furniture to outdoor items and other tools.

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iPhone + iPad Printer

Print photos from your iPhone or iPad with ease with this printer designed specifically for the iPhone and iPad. It’s compact size means you can print anywhere at a high resolution with no computer needed – just plug in your iPad or iPhone and print!

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Ridge Slim Minimalist Wallet

If your boyfriend’s wallet is made of more duct tape than any other material, it’s time for a change. This compact wallet is sleek, RFID blocking, can hold up to 12 cards and has a money clip, making it an ideal replacement for the tattered one he has now.

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Bose SoundSport Free Earbuds

Dad can’t get gains if he’s tangled up in headphone cords at the gym. When he’s got Bose SoundSport Free earbuds in, the cords are gone but the music remains. They’re sweatproof and stay in his ears thanks to 3 different fits.

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Homemade Gin Kit

Set your cocktails apart from the rest by concocting them using your very own homemade gin. This fun kit comes with everything needed so that you can turn any generic bottle of vodka into a unique and tasty home-brewed gin.

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Full Body Pillow

Cry yourself to sleep in loving embrace of the full body pillow. It provides your tired back and legs with the physical support you need while providing your shattered heart with the emotional support it craves until Mr. Right comes along.

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Spider Man Streetlight Lamp

Everyone’s favorite web-slinger is here to save you from the darkness in the form of this Spider-Man streetlight lamp. This marvelously designed lamp is styled like a miniature 16″ tall street light complete with a pint-size Spidey hanging from the top bar.

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Dr. Sheffield’s Chocolate Toothpaste

Get your fussy kids looking forward to brushing their teeth by placing a dab of Dr. Sheffield’s chocolate toothpaste on their brushes. This time-tested natural toothpaste features a delightful chocolaty flavor that will thrill kids and chocoholics alike.

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Grass Sandals

Keep yourself grounded to the earth by having your feet touching freshly cut grass at all times with these grass sandals. Made from high quality synthetic grass, these sandals will provide you with a unique shoe experience that will definitely be a conversation starter.

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Salt & Straw Ice Cream Cookbook

When the flavors at the store aren’t doing it for her cravings, your GF can make her own batch of Ice Cream with Salt & Straw’s Ice Cream Cookbook. The renowned ice cream parlor has included recipes for everything from Roasted Strawberry and Toasted White Chocolate to Buttered Mashed Potatoes and Gravy (yes, you read that right).

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SteelBee Razor Saver

Make your razor go the distance with the SteelBee razer saver. It fits snugly around the razor to help the blade dry faster, preserve its sharpness for longer, and even keep the edges protected so the razor doesn’t get damaged during travel.

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Light Up Basketball

With the light up basketball you’ll be able to continue your b-ball game long after the court lights go off. This regulation size and weight basketball comes with two built in LED lights that illuminate the ball from within and give it a orange-ish red glow.

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Sriracha Bottle Keychain

Don’t ever be caught without some of that sweet delicious Sriracha sauce! This bottle keychain is perfect for taking on the go, ensuring you’re never caught in a dire situation of having food served to you that isn’t drenched in Sriracha.

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Passive Aggressive Notepad

By avoiding confrontation, you avoid conflict, and no one wants to have a meeting that could’ve been an email, which is exactly what a confrontation is. Leave a note instead and express your true feelings without having to say an actual word.

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Machete Spatula

Slice through anything that comes your way while manning the BBQ by grilling with this machete spatula. The solid oak handle provides a secure sturdy grip while the modified blade allows you to do everything from flipping a patty to opening a cold brewski.

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Beavis and Butthead Skateboards

Improve your skating exponentially once you start busting tricks with the Beavis and Butthead skateboards. You can either ride around on Butthead or channel the greatness of the mighty Cornholio when you’re ready to take your skating to the next level.

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YETI Rambler Steel Vacuum Insulated Tumbler

A man on the move needs a mug that can move with him. The Yeti Rambler is just about indestructible, comes in almost every color under the sun and has the vacuum sealed double walls that will keep his beverage at the desired temp all day long.

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Interchangeable Desk Signs

Let your co-workers know exactly how to approach you – or if at all – with Moodycards, the interchangeable desk sign. It’s got signs for a variety of situations like “Back in 5”, “I am bored”, “NO!”, “Stressed out!”, “Drinks After Work?”, and even a page you can write your own message on

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Pool Couch

If you’re going to bum it out on a couch all day, you might as well get a tan in the process. The pool couch is an inflatable water float that easily fits two people and their drink of choice in the built in arm rest cup holders, and makes a great gift to relax on the water.

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Dash Electric Ice Cream Maker

Who needs to go out for ice cream when you can conveniently make it at home using the Dash electric ice cream maker? Any time the craving strikes, you’ll easily be able to whip up a fresh batch that’s just as delicious and a lot healthier than store-bought ones.

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Mini Travel Clothing Steamer

Even for neat packers, it’s still hard to avoid getting wrinkles all over your clothes when you travel. This compact steamer is perfect for quickly and easily taking out all the wrinkles in your clothing.

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Kid’s 360 Spinning Bumper Car

If you want to get the kids away from their screens and playing outside, this 360° spinning bumper car is the way to do it. This immensely fun bumper car features a simple joystick control for easy spinning and is fully rechargeable as well.

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Lazy Daze Outdoor Hammock

When the lawn is mowed, the weeds are wacked and the hedges are trimmed, dad is bushed. If he’s not quite ready to come inside, he can grab a nap in the shade on this hammock. The mattress is double layered, making it extra soft.

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Crayola Glitter Sidewalk Chalk

Unleash your imagination unto the street and sidewalk with the crayola glitter sidewalk chalk. These sparkly crayons come in every color of the rainbow and offer an easy and fun way for kids to create amazing works of art that can be erased with a quick hose down wash.

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Sol De Janeiro Brazilian Bum Bum Cream

This luscious lotion smells like a beach vacation and it’ll help your girl look great in a bikini. The cream is formulated with Cupuaçu Butter, Açaí Oil, and Coconut Oil and just a hint of caffeine that’ll smooth, moisturize, and rejuvenate her skin.

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Genuine Leather Rucksack Backpack

Tote around all your travel gear in an elegant and practical manner inside this genuine leather rucksack. This stylish backpack of high-quality construction is handcrafted by skilled artisans and features a timeless style ideal for camping or urban travel alike.

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Wooden Valet Docking Station

There’s never been a more stylish way to keep all your valuables in one place than with this wooden valet docking station. It can charge his phone and will end the early morning panic to find his wallet and keys.

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Playmobil Back To The Future DeLorean

Embark on the journey of a lifetime with the Doc, Marty, and the Playmobil Back To The Future DeLorean. This neat 64-piece set includes a pint-size DeLorean with a flux capacitor along with minifigs of Marty, Dr. Brown, and even Einstein the dog.

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Readerest Magnetic Glasses Holder

The perfect accessory to keep your glasses close by without having to wear them all the time. Readerest is affordable and practical gift idea for any co-workers who wears spectacles.

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Philips Norelco Precision Body Hair Trimmer

If your man could give Bigfoot a run for his money, he needs a trimmer that can stand up to his mane. A Norelco Precision Trimmer is up to the task. It cuts through forests of body hair leaving clean lines, smooth skin, and just the right amount of hair where it should be.

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Motorized Electric Heel Wheels

Transform any pair of shoes into some hot skates with these motorized electric heel wheels. They’re equipped with proprietary 50mm urethane wheels, sealed bearings, and will emit an eye-catching spray of sparks as you effortlessly glide along the pavement.

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Blacklight Markers

Conceal your top secret messages from nosey strangers by writing with these blacklight markers. Under regular light the ink from the marker remains invisible – but when it’s placed under UV blacklights, they visibly come to life.

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Love Is Art Canvas and Paint Kit

Turn your sensual seduction into an artsy reproduction of your love with this Love is Art Canvas and Paint Kit. It’s easy and fun to use, just ink yourselves up with the skin-safe pigment and let your passion dictate how you move. When you’re finished, you’ll have a one-of-a-kind rendition of your affection.

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Fruit Infusion Water Bottle

It’s important to stay hydrated during the workday. But who wants to drink plain ol’ regular water from the tap? Your coworkers will love infusing their water with a little fruity flavor in this infusion water bottle available in either 24 or 32 ounce sizes!

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Perfect Fit Adjustable Ratcheting Track Belts

Come dad bod holidays or beach bod summer days, the Perfect Fit adjustable belt has got dad’s waistline covered. Its classic colors and look allow it to pair well with any pants and it fastens along a track instead of with holes so it stands the test of time.

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10 Gallon Moonshine Still

Become the premiere bootlegger in your hometown by using this 10 gallon moonshine still. Handcrafted from copper, each piece comes professionally soldered and can be used for distilling a variety of spirits like whiskey and good old white lightning.

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Yeti Rambler Vacuum Insulated Mug

Joe on the go will stay hot in the Yeti Rambler. The more active mornings will run a little smoother with an almost indestructible mug with a big handle for easy grabbing, and vacuum sealed walls that keep hot drinks hot all day long.

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Demogorgon Inflatable Sprinkler

No need to open up an unstable portal to The Upside Down in order to cool off in style with this Demogorgon inflatable sprinkler. This 6-foot tall Demogorgon will easily hook up to any standard garden hose and shoot out a refreshing stream of water from its face.

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Guitar Ice Cube Mold

These novelty guitar ice cube molds are a fun and unique way to keep your drinks cold. The guitar ice cube mold is made from food grade silicone, and looks like a real guitar when it’s finished freezing. The guitar ice cube mold makes a great gift housewarming gift too.

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Ultimate Portable Tailgate Cooler

Redefine the way you spend your days tailgating before the big game with the ultimate portable tailgate cooler. With features like a special cooler compartment and space for all your grilling tools, this incredible cooler includes everything you need for a day at the game.

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Countertop Home Draft Beer System

Chug down a bar-quality brew from the comfort of home with the countertop home draft beer system. It features a compact design that will easily fit on any countertop and can hold 67-ounces of premium craft beer which is about the same as a 6-pack.

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Airplane Carry On Cocktail Kit

Make every flight a delight when you bring along the carry on cocktail kit. This decadent tin can kit includes a recipe card, a spoon, aromatic bitters, linen coaster, and cane sugar.

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Prank Mail Packages

Nothing will embarrass your poor unsuspecting victim quite like receiving one of these prank mail packages at their place or work. The package comes with a hilarious label sure to them extremely uncomfortable and embarrassed.

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Turkish Cotton Bath Robes

Treat dad to the ultimate in post-shower comfort with a Turkish cotton bath robe. These are 100% Turkish cotton, making them the same sort that you wear when staying at five star hotels. The robe includes pockets deep enough for snacks or cell phones.

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Shark Bite Bathing Suit

Strut your stuff and turn heads by wearing the shark bite bathing suit on your next beach excursion. This fashionable one piece is designed to resemble a shark’s fierce bite and allows you to show off your ripped beach bod while entertaining your fellow beach goers.

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Samurai Sword Gear Stick

Dodge through traffic like a skilled warrior when you whiz through sluggish cars with help from the Samurai sword gear stick. As if driving a manual transmission vehicle wasn’t fun enough, this 10.5″ shift knob will make your daily commute that much more exciting.

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Samurai Sword Umbrella

Defend your honor, family, and most importantly your outfit from the rain with the samurai sword umbrella safely in your kung-fu grip. The umbrella boasts a long Japanese sword handle to improve handling and comes with a cool sheath for convenient transport.

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Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Now you can secretly carry around a lighter with this deceptive lighter that looks like a pack of chewing gum. These clever pocket lighters are refillable and come in a variety of gum brand styles, with everything from Double Mint to Juicy Fruit.

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Beer Bottle Style Baby Bottle

Take a s***, get lit, it’s the motto of every baby. With Lil Lagers, the baby bottle that looks like a beer bottle, after a hard day’s dump, it’ll look like baby’s taking another load off with a brewski.

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The Toilet Timer Sand Clock

The fam gets suspicious if dad spends a little too much time on the can. They might declare it a disaster zone unfit for human life if he’s in there too long. The toilet timer is a fun gag gift to remind him to s*** or get off the pot before people come knocking.

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Underglow Skateboard Lights

Illuminate your path along the asphalt by equipping your deck with the underglow skateboard lights. These easy to install lights require absolutely no screws and come in a variety of hues so you can create amazing effects while shredding through the streets.

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Hot Dog Criss Cross Slicer

Grill up the best dogs you’ve ever tasted using this hot dog criss cross slicer. The distinct carved diamond pattern makes it cook faster, leaves behind crispy caramelized-edges, holds condiments better, and provides enhanced bun gripping traction.

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Fire Truck Hot Sauce Sampler

This fire truck hot sauce sampler is guaranteed to put your spicy threshold to the ultimate test. This creatively designed fire truck sampler comes loaded with six “uniquely flavored” three-ounce bottles of hot sauce that range from mild to blazing hot.

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Flexible Drill Bit Extender

Complete jobs in hard to reach areas with tremendous ease using this flexible drill bit extender. This handy little add-on features a tough yet flexible stainless steel design that you can bend up to 90 degrees in any direction.

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Tile Sport Key Finder Device

If you’re a stupid idiot who always forgets his keys, you need a Tile. This bluetooth device will let you quickly and easily find your keys (or anything you attach it to), just ring it remotely from the app and it’ll start audibly sounding so you can track it down.

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