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Best White Elephant Gifts Under $30

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Your holiday gift exchange is coming up and you need to find the the best white elephant gift you can. This list of the best white elephant gifts under $30 will give you a head start. From funny gag gifts to thoughtful presents, we’ve found all the good white elephant gifts $30 that you could ever want. Why spend hours roaming around the web or walking around the mall when you can find $30 white elephant gifts from the comfort of your home while you binge watch Elf. Let the White Elephant ideas $30 begin…

$30 White Elephant Gift Ideas

Under $30

Personalized BBQ Branding Iron

Put your signature touch – literally – on the edible masterpiece you cooked up with the personalized BBQ branding iron. This unique branding iron can be customized with a variety of letters so the grill master can write just about anything on his delicious work of art.

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Dash Electric Ice Cream Maker

Who needs to go out for ice cream when you can conveniently make it at home using the Dash electric ice cream maker? Any time the craving strikes, you’ll easily be able to whip up a fresh batch that’s just as delicious and a lot healthier than store-bought ones.

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Donut Warming Coffee Mug

Experience the best morning ever when you use this genius coffee mug that keeps your coffee warm and simultaneously heats up your break donut. It’s downright brilliant!

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Cabin Porn Book

Find your inner peace by escaping the modern world around you while perusing through this Cabin Porn book. Each page transports you to an idyllic country setting where you’ll find some of the most remarkable rural homes in the whole world.

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Tile Key Finder

Find your keys, EDC gadgets, or just about anything else in record time by attaching the Tile key finder to them. It features a lightweight yet durable and waterproof design with a 200 foot range and an 88 decibel melody that’s 2X as loud as the previous model.

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Liquid I.V. Hydration Multiplier

Staying hydrated is essential, but having to go to the bathroom every 15 minutes isn’t. With these hydration multiplier packs, you can boost your hydration to your bloodstream with just a single bottle of water.

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Cushionaire Pillow Cloud Slides

Experience supreme comfort by getting your feet in a pair of Cushionair Pillow Cloud Slides. Available in an array of colors, these waterproof slippers feature an insanely comfortable and flexible soft foam sole that will turn the simple act of walking into a sublime activity.

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Giant Barbecue Spatula

You call that a knife spatula? This is a knife spatula! Once you grill with the giant barbecue spatula there’s no going back to your less adequate tools. The enormous spatula surface is perfect for taking on the biggest grilling jobs with ease.

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Neck Shoulder & Back Massager

Even if you’re the master of back massages, you can’t give them 24/7. This motorized massager can, though. It has eight nodes that rotate for maximum muscle reflief and heated elements to further defeat fatigue.

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Giant Bath Bombs

Make your next soak more colorful and relaxing than ever by dropping in one of these giant bath bombs. Each set includes a dozen 5-ounce bombs that are handmade using all natural and organic ingredients that will smooth and moisturize your skin.

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Portable Ping Pong Set

The perfect way to handle slow days at work – the portable ping pong set can work on any table, transforming it into an impromptu area for you and a buddy to knock around some balls.

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Heart Shaped Coffee Mugs

Make breakfast time with the sweetie a little more special by sharing drinks out of the heart shaped coffee mugs. Shaped like two curvy matching hearts, the ceramic mugs interlock perfectly when placed side by side – like you and your significant other.

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Scratch Off Travel Poster

For the man who loves adventure as much as he loves you, this scratch off travel poster is a beautiful way to visualize where he’s been and where he’s got to go.

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To Have And Have Another

Whether you’re a hardcore Hemingway fan or love the noble art of bartending, To Have and Have Another will be an excellent addition to your collection. Learn about Papa’s favorite drinks along with “their ingredients, histories, and the characters associated with them.”

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Toilet Tag

Toilet Tag is the quirky and amusing potty game that entertains while helping you to get to know your housemates on a deeper level. Each visit, every participant gets to play 2 pages, while also getting a laugh at the previous players’ responses.

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Perfect Fit Adjustable Track Belt

When the holidays roll around, an adjustable belt can come in clutch. One that looks great while sizing up and down with ease is an added bonus. This perfect fit belt has no holes, and instead features a ratchet system that makes it more durable and fit up to 38 different sizes.

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Corkcicle Cigar Holding Glass

When the times call for celebrating, there’s no better combo than good company, good whiskey and a good cigar. The company is on dad, but the Corkcicle cigar holding glass gives him a place to keep his cigar when he needs both hands free.

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Tactical Camouflage BBQ Apron

Be ready to handle anything that comes your way by stepping up to the grill wearing the tactical camouflage BBQ apron. It provides ample storage for all your tools and condiments in addition to offering specialized holsters for up to six frosty brews.

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Chrome Stick-on Nails

Complement your look with the must-have accessory of the fleeting moment – the chrome stick-on nails. These metallic nails will make any outfit pop, they are easy to apply and last up to seven days while the metallic toes can last for up to two weeks.

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DIY Giant Hydraulic Hand

This DIY giant hydraulic hand is the ideal way to show your kids how learning can be fun. This great hands-on STEM toy comes with a fully detailed and highly illustrated manual that will show anyone how to transform the 203 pieces into a 16-inch robotic hand.

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Braided Genuine Leather Bracelet

You don’t need diamonds to tell your BF how much he means to you. A genuine leather bracelet is a simple but meaningful way for him to accessorize. Every time he sees it, he’ll think of you.

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Universal Wireless Docking Stations

There’s only so much room for cords and charging blocks on your boss’ desk. This wireless docking station gives them all the power for their devices all in one place on only one cord. It’s the ultimate in electrifying organization.

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Perfect Fit Adjustable Ratcheting Track Belts

Come dad bod holidays or beach bod summer days, the Perfect Fit adjustable belt has got dad’s waistline covered. Its classic colors and look allow it to pair well with any pants and it fastens along a track instead of with holes so it stands the test of time.

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Triple-Insulated Stemless Tumbler

It’s never a bad time for wine with a triple-insulated stemless tumbler. Whether the wine should be warm or chilly, the Corkcicle will keep it that way. It’s available in several colors and has a non-slip bottom so her wine will never splash or spill.

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Fuego Hot Sauce Sampler Pack

Give any meal an explosion of spice and flavor with this Fuego Hot Sauce sampler pack at your side. Tastefully packaged like tiny sticks of TNT, this tasty gift pack comes with seven fiery sauces, inspired by some of the most famous peppers from around the globe.

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Giant Gummy Bear

The giant gummy bear is an epic achievement in mankind’s culinary history. This massive gummy bear weighs over 4.5 pounds and has a wide variety of uses outside of its own nutritional value, making this sugary monstrosity perfect for any occasion.

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Bro Mask Hydrogel Face Mask

There are no moisturizing heroes that wear capes, they all wear masks and this is one of them. The Bro Mask delivers a wave of hydration to dad’s face in the form of hydrogel, which adheres to his face for maximum moisturizing.

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Fire Truck Hot Sauce Sampler

This fire truck hot sauce sampler is guaranteed to put your spicy threshold to the ultimate test. This creatively designed fire truck sampler comes loaded with six “uniquely flavored” three-ounce bottles of hot sauce that range from mild to blazing hot.

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Hot Ones Truth Or Dab

You’re guaranteed to feel the heat in more ways than one when you play Hot Ones Truth or Dab. Players will be forced to answer awkward questions that will burn bridges with friends while also burning their insides with the scorching The Last Dab hot sauce.

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Blanket Fort Building Kit

With this blanket fort building kit your little ones will easily be able to turn almost any part of their room into their own private fortress of solitude. Each zany toy in the set can be used as a connector so that your kid can quickly attach their bed sheets to nearby furniture.

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The Ultimate Snacks Care Package

Cravings are fickle and when your BF can’t choose between sweet or salty, the Cravebox has got his back as much as you do. It’s got cookies, candy, chips and everything in between.

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Giant Inflatable Unicorn

Turn any day out on the water into a magical experience by spending it atop this giant inflatable unicorn. At eight feel long, it provides ample room for laying out and is built with a special valve that allows for easy inflation.

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Pepper Spray Bracelet

Feel safe when you’re strolling down the mean streets by strapping on this pepper spray bracelet. This handy accessory can be used up to three feet away and features a sleek and slim minimalist style that’s discreet and comfortable!

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Chill-O-Matic Automatic Drink Chiller

Dads work too hard to drink warm soda and they don’t have the patience to wait for their cans to cool in the fridge. Enter the Chill-O-Matic. With a spin in its apparatus, his canned beverage of choice will be chilled from room temp to pleasantly chilly in less than 60 seconds.

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Acupressure Foot Massage Slippers

Since he’s a dad, he’ll wear crew cut socks with these sandals, but he’ll be rocking function over fashion when he’s walking around in them. The accupressure nodes massage his feet in places designed to increase blood flow and reduce tension with every step he takes.

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Corkcicle Whiskey Wedge Glass

A whiskey is a cool drink for a cool dad, so to chill it, he needs an equally cool ice cube to complete the trifecta. The Corkcicle Whiskey Wedge glass delivers. One side is a triangle of frozen goodness, the other is dad’s favorite drink.

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Handmade Wooden Sunglasses

Upgrade your guy’s shades with a pair of wooden sunnies that’ll look good with anything he wears with them. The frames are handcrafted and the lenses are polarized for extra eye protection.

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Shaving Blade Sharpener

The shaving blade sharpener is designed to keep those expensive shaving razors sharp so you aren’t breaking the bank just to have a smooth and clean shave. With all that saved cash, you can buy more junk from us!

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The Magical Makeup Eraser

Easily erase all your makeup using nothing more than a bit of water and the magical Makeup Eraser! One side of this machine washable cloth erases all your makeup – even waterproof mascara – while the other side of the cloth exfoliates your skin.

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31 Piece BBQ Grill Tool Set

Armed with a complete set of weapons of meat tenderization, the grill master sets upon his goal: to feed the crew at the ultimate barbecue. Dad will be the king of the hill when cooking over propane or gas using any of the 31 tools in this handy aluminum kit.

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Japanese Rose Shaped Soap Dispenser

Feel like you’re lathering up with ultra soft flowers by using this Japanese rose shaped soap dispenser. It comes filled with soap made from natural botanicals and soothing flowers that is dispensed in the form of small white foamy blooming roses.

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Forearm Lifting Straps

Increase your lifting power exponentially without ever spending time at the gym with the forearm lifting straps. These durable straps are made to handle the rigors of lifting heavy furniture and make it remarkably easy to lift over sized pieces in the household.

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Magnus Incog Water Gun

Executing a sneak attack on your unsuspecting victim will be easier than ever when armed with the Magnus Incog water gun. It features a deceptive design that looks nothing like your traditional water gun and can blast a steady stream of water up to 32-feet away!

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RevoHair Hairline Shaping Tool

Keep your cut looking fresh in between visits to the barbershop with the RevoHair hairline shaping tool. With these one-size-fits-all tools you’ll be able to effortlessly shape your hairline, earline, neckline, taper line, and even your side-part line.

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Charcoal Face Mask By Beau Brummell

There’s no shame in the skin care game so treat your man to an activated charcoal mask uniquely suited to his face. The clay in this mask will clean out his pores and tighten his skin to fight signs of aging.

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The Carry-on Cocktail Kit

Join the mile high mixologist club with a carry-on friendly cocktail kit. Contains everything you need to make the perfect old-fashioned. All he’ll need is the whiskey on the rocks from the flight attendant.

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Hyper Fast Iced Coffee Maker

There’s always time to fit a chilled cup of java into your busy day when you’ve got the hyper fast iced coffee maker! This 12.5 ounce container can chill a hot coffee by up to 130 degrees in just 60 seconds without dilution and can also be used with other beverages.

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Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillow

One swipe is all it takes to reveal the face of our glorious leader, Nicolas Cage. Look no further, this pillow will be the only home decor item you need to truly add peace, serenity, and protection. In Nicolas Cage we trust.

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Pregnancy Belly Painting Kit

Paint a masterpiece on your belly while you grow a masterpiece in your belly with this pregnancy painting kit. The kit is completely safe for use and includes everything you’ll need to unleash your imagination and make your pregnant glow even stronger.

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Drunk

Drunk: How We Sipped, Danced, and Stumbled Our Way to Civilization will make history come alive like never before. You’ll take a “deep dive into the alcohol-soaked origins of civilization – and the evolutionary roots of humanity’s appetite for intoxication”.

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The Scruffie Leg Shaver

Cut yourself in 5 spots all at once in record time by shaving your legs with the Scruffie! The shaver’s distinctive design allows you to bend it to conform to the leg or neck so that you shave up to five times quicker.

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Relaxation Waterfall Fountain

Relax to the soothing sounds of water everyday with this mini waterfall fountain at your desk. It’s perfect for the co-worker who is stressing themselves everyday at work.

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Relief Shower Steamers

These Relief Shower Steamers will transform your next rinse into a soothing and invigorating experience that’ll wash away all your stress and fatigue. It’s infused with essential oils along with an intoxicatingly refreshing eucalyptus aroma that is guaranteed to relax you.

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Beau Brummell Gentlemen’s Facial Mask

Help maintain a youthful and healthy look without having to dig into your girlfriend’s creams by applying Beau Brummell gentlemen’s facial mask. It’s made with natural activated charcoal that detoxifies the skin by absorbing oils and bacteria from deep within pores.

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Under Desk Foot Rest

Ergonomics is so important when working from home. By adding this under desk foot rest to your workstation, you’ll be able to have the best spinal positioning. Your lower back will thank you!

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The Inflatable Hoodie Travel Pillow

Step your travel game up a notch with this inflatable travel pillow that includes an attached hood. It’s perfect for long flights – just give it a few exhales to inflate, pull the hoodie over your head, throw on some ear plugs, and wake up when you’ve landed.

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Cute Cactus Aromatherapy Diffuser

She’s no ordinary girl so she deserves more than an ordinary aromatherapy diffuser. This cute cactus diffuser has a gypsum stick that produces a long-lasting aroma of sweet, fresh florals. The diffuser delivers a pop of green to her desk that will also help with relieving stress.

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Acupressure Mat & Pillow Set

Get the relief your sore muscles crave, from the comfort of home, by laying on this acupressure mat and pillow set. Available in a plethora of colors, the mat and pillow combine to alleviate everything from muscle tension to headaches in as little as 10-30 minutes a day.

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Little Tikes Tobi Robot Smartwatch

Don’t give your kid a phone before he needs it, give him a Little Tikes Tobi Robot smartwatch instead! This cute kid-friendly smartwatch boasts moving arms and legs, a playful personality, and comes with two built-in cameras and tons of fun games.

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Beer Foam Enhancer

Enjoy a thick, pub quality brew from the comfort of home by using this beer foam enhancer. This ultrasound wand is designed to give your pint a healthy looking foamy head in under two seconds and sports a slender design that makes it easy to transport.

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Acupressure Foot Massaging Slippers

Pamper your poor overworked feet with every step by slipping into these foot massage sandals. The sandals come littered with dozens of small nodes that are designed to help improve blood circulation as well as relieve aches and pains.

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Secret Storage Compartment Insoles

Ensure your most valuable possessions remain safe while you’re out-and-about by stashing them inside these secret storage compartment insoles. The heel of each insole features a small built-in compartment ideal for storing small things like house keys and spare cash.

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Redneck Backscratcher

Keep it classy with the redneck backscratcher. Styled like a miniature version of a backyard rake, this day-to-day essential is fitted with 15 long tines that are contoured to the shape of your back for pure backscratching bliss.

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Tile Sport Key Finder Device

If you’re a stupid idiot who always forgets his keys, you need a Tile. This bluetooth device will let you quickly and easily find your keys (or anything you attach it to), just ring it remotely from the app and it’ll start audibly sounding so you can track it down.

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Baguette Slippers

Your feet will be feeling gouda when tucked into a pair of baguette slippers. You’ll brie overjoyed by their plush interior that’ll keep your tootsies nice and fresh baked in cool autumn and winter temps.

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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

The Donald has a hidden dimension to him that few truly see. He’s sensitive and poetic, a true word smith of his generation. This groundbreaking book captures the grace and beauty of the 45th president from his tweets at 4am, and includes scholary footnotes that dive deep into the underlying meaning of literary works such as “covfefe” and “fake news”. It’s a must-read, believe me.

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Handbag Raincoat

Ensure your expensive designer bag remains in perfect condition on rainy days by covering it with this handbag raincoat. This translucent raincoat features a darkened elegant border and covers the entire purse while granting access to the straps.

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Biting And Shocking Lie Detector Game

Ensure everyone at the party has a shockingly good time with this biting and shocking lie detector game. Simply place your hand inside and answer the question you’re asked, if you lie, your hand will either be shocked or bitten.

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Desk Foot Hammock

There’s no better way to lower your stress levels on the job than to feel like you’re in a tropical hammock kickin’ back with a margarita. While this hammock won’t give you all that, it will help provide support for your legs and lower back.

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Delete My Browser History Bracelet

Make sure your loved ones never find out what a depraved sexual deviant you really are by strapping on this “delete my browser history” bracelet ASAP! Per the Hippocratic Oath, your medical technician will be forced to clear your shameful browsing history before you die!

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Exotic Meat Jerky Sticks

Beef jerky is too boring. Step your jerky game up with this sampler pack of exotic meat jerky sticks! It includes everything from Kangaroo to Wild Boar to Alligator!

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BBQ Revolution

Step up your grilling game by taking a page out of BBQ Revolution. With this must-own for all red-blooded BBQ-loving carnivores, you’ll learn the ins and outs of the noble art of grilling, making it a great addition for novice cooks and seasoned pitmasters alike.

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FreshJax Handcrafted Grilling Spices

Any grillmaster knows that the key to the best product coming out of his pit is the spice he puts on the meat. With FreshJax, dad will be treated to five different spices with five fresh flavor profiles to try on his meat. Each spice mix is handcrafted, organic, and proceeds from purchase go to fight childhood hungry.

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Hi-Fi Ear Plugs

These are the same style of earplugs trusted by guys that play rock music on stage, so they’re probably gonna drown out your annoying co-workers and boss.

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Relaxing Waterfall Fountain

When the conference call that could have been an email runs long, help your boss find some serenity with a relaxing waterfall fountain. It’s desk sized, requires no external water set up and produces a soothing babbling brook sound.

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Gothic Bastard Sword Umbrella

Vanquish unpleasant weather with a mighty swing of your trusty gothic bastard sword umbrella. The handle is shaped like a medieval sword hilt with metallic finish and leather grip that prop up a massive 41″ diameter umbrella ideal for keeping you dry and slaying orcs. 

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The Universal Travel Plug Adapter

Power your devices no matter where you are in the world with this universal travel plug adapter. It works in over 150 different counties, and includes 4 USB ports, a USB-C port, and 1 A/C socket, so you can charge and power multiple devices all at once.

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Bubble Wrap Calendar

Watch the days pop by with a bubble wrap calendar. This novelty item easily counts the days left in the week, the quarter or the year. As they pass, just press and pop for a millisecond of entertainment.

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Date Night Conversation Starter Cards

For the freshly Facebook-official relationship, these date night conversation cards are a perfect way to get to know each other on an even deeper level. With 101 different conversation starters, you might have leveled up your relationship status by the time you finish them.

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Problem Solving & Brainstorming Cards

Make thinking out of the box easier for yourself with these problem solving and brainstorming cards. After choosing a card, said card will instruct you on how to approach a problem from a different perspective, making it a fun and unique way to unleash your creativity.

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Night Driving Glasses

Make night drives safer for yourself and those on the road with a pair of night driving glasses. These stylish sunnies boast an AL-MG metal frame that’s both durable and lightweight while the lenses provide superb UV protection while filtering out 20% of glare at night.

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Mini Wacky Inflatable Flailing Tube Man

For the pre-game, the party and the post-game, this guy is always ready to go. Need to celebrate and no one is around? This mini version of the popular car wash accessory will inflate and do a victory dance with you with the push of a button.

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Cocoon Grid Organizer

Stay organized while traveling with the Cocoon GRID-IT organizer. It can hold all sorts of items, from gear and gadgets to everyday items like your sunglasses and hand sanitizer.

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Medieval Hand Blades

Owning a pair of these medieval hand blades is the closest you’ll ever get to being born with mutant healing powers and given retractable blades in your fists. These fully functional hand blades are designed with mini skulls and sport a comfortable hand grip as well.

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HyperChiller Iced Coffee Maker

Make the perfect iced coffee in one minute flat with the HyperChiller iced coffee maker. It can hold up to 12.5-ounces and will chill hot coffee by 130+ degrees in just 60 seconds.

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Vinyl Of The Month Club

Help your favorite music lover discover the beauty of analog sound by signing them up for the Vinyl of the Month Club. Each month they’ll receive a classic album from the Golden Era of Vinyl (’60s and ’70s) so that they can easily build up the ultimate collection.

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Ultra Plush Memory Foam Slippers

Slipping into this pair of ultra-plush memory foam slippers after a night out on the town in heels will feel like stepping into Paradise. The memory foam in the footbeds will cradle her feet, the fleece lining will keep her warm, and the anti-skid soles will keep her from slipping.

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One-Piece Bib & Baby Plate

This one-piece bib and baby plate is a heaven-sent for any parent who’s forced to feed their little one on-the-go. The clever and ultra functional design serves as a lunchbox, plate, and bib so that Jr. can comfortably eat on his own without making a total mess.

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Camera Lens Coffee Mug

This high quality and super detailed camera lens is actually a coffee mug you can drink out of! The camera lens coffee mug is a great gift for photography enthusiasts, and will surely turn many heads when people see you drinking out of it.

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Flexible Drill Bit Extender

Complete jobs in hard to reach areas with tremendous ease using this flexible drill bit extender. This handy little add-on features a tough yet flexible stainless steel design that you can bend up to 90 degrees in any direction.

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Spinning Decision Maker Paperweight

When you’re faced with a tough question and you’re just not sure what to do, give this paperweight a spin. You don’t need to tell anyone that you let a stock answer roulette wheel make the call for you.

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Human Key Holders

Never lose your keys when you get home with these human key holders. These hilarious and useful key holders work by storing your keys in the “human” area so you never lose sight of your keys. The set includes two human key holders.

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Wingball The 88 MPH Football

Throw faster and farther than ever by playing a game of catch with the Wingball 88mph football. This futuristic football features a radical annular wing construction that allows air to pass through while simultaneously lifting the ball for a record-breaking throw.

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Bartending Tools Kit

Equip your home bar to handle any request that comes your way with the bartending tools kit. Comprised of 13 separate stainless steel pieces, you’ll have everything necessary to whip up complex and exotic cocktails just like the pros.

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Rugged & Dapper Age Defense Face Moisturizer

Next time you and dad go out for a beer, he’ll get carded and you won’t because you got him Rugged & Dapper. It contains wrinkle-fighting hyaluronic acid and jojoba and shea to moisturize. Plus, it dries matte, so his skin care routine can be his secret.

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Kind Of A Big Deal Nameplate

The head honcho of the office needs a sign to match. This placard will be a point of pride for your manager and is sure to be placed in a spot of honor on their desk.

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3-in-1 Charging Dock Station

It’s the twenty-first century and everyone has too much to charge but not enough chargers. Your BF will be living in the year 3000 with a docking station that will charge three of his most esential electronics in one simple place, with one simple cord.

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Realistic Dog Head Mask

This dog head mask is so realistic it’ll look like you sent your dog-pelganger in your place to the costume party. It’s 100% latex, making it as environmentally friendly and non-toxic as it is creepy.

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Deep Exfoliation Foot Peel

Give your crusty feet a new lease on life by making them baby-smooth using this deep exfoliation foot peel. About 5 days after you place the special goo-filled booties on, dead layers of calloused skin will begin to peel off until eventually you’re left with only fresh baby skin.

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Stun Gun Lipstick

Quickly deter an attacker with this stun gun lipstick. It’s disguised as a run-of-the-mill lip stick so that you can discreetly tote it in your purse and delivers a potent three million volt shock that will stop any threat dead on their tracks.

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100 Bucket List Movies Scratch Off Poster

Your BF will be reeling when he receives a poster that will take him on a journey through cinema. As he scratches off each movie, not only will he be treated to myriad classic films, he’ll have a colorful poster when he’s finished watching.

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Night Time Heat Free Hair Curlers

Give your straight locks some much needed volume without harming your hair by going to bed with these night time heat free hair curlers. Simply wrap your hair around these extra-absorbent, memory-foam core curlers to wake up with magnificent curls in the morning.

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Plush Microwavable Slippers

These plush microwavable slippers were made for lounging around on cold winter days. They’re soft and fluffy and can be placed inside the microwaved and heated to produce a level of comfort that will bring you to ectasy.

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Aromatherapy Essential Oil Diffuser

This aromatherapy essential oil diffuser will keep your home smelling fresh without while also adding to the room’s decor. The diffuser offers seven distinct color options and can also function as a cool mist humidifier and a night light in addition to a diffuser.

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USB Heated Mouse Pad

Keep your hand from feeling like an icicle when you’re working in your igloo of an office by plugging in this USB heated mouse pad. This fuzzy mouse pad comes with a built-in warmer that will keep your hand nice and toasty while you work.

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Batman Snuggie Blanket

Keep warm and look like the Dark Knight with this Batman snuggie blanket! The snuggie blanket allows your hands to be free while still giving you the benefit of wearing a full adult size blanket, and makes a great gift idea for the little crime fighter.

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Moon Cheese Snack Variety Pack

Your boss will be over the moon when you present them with these cheesy delights. Moon cheese is gluten free and packed with protein to keep your rockets fueled all day long.

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Strength Training Beginner’s Book

Learn the building blocks of how to sculpt the body of your dreams by following the tips found in the Strength Training Beginner’s book. This top ranked fitness book instructs you on the do’s and don’ts of weightlifting so you can maximize workouts and get results faster.

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Mechanical Pin Clock

Remember those pin art toys from the 90s that would capture whatever you placed into it? That same design concept has been incorporated into this extremely loud Pin Clock. This compact clock fits perfectly on any nightstand and displays the time in a braille-like fashion.

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MOFT Invisible Laptop Stand

MOFT is a one of a kind ultra lightweight “invisible” laptop stand. It adheres to the bottom of any laptop and can fold up in seconds to give your laptop a more ergonomic and productive position.

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Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Pint Combination Lock

Grand theft ice cream is a zero-degree frosty felony. Prevent your ice cream from falling victim to a terrible crime with a Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Pint Combination Lock that’ll keep your treat sealed up tight.

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Dropstop Car Seat Gap Filler

The five second rule applies to any and all food that falls on the Dropstop, but not food that falls on the floor. With this gift, you’ll be treating dad to food he otherwise would have been cheated out of. It fits neatly between the seat and console to keep messes to a minimum.

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Shower Shaving Foot Rest

The shower shaving foot rest is the leg-shaving woman’s truest companion in the shower. For those women who like a clean shaven leg without the fuss of sitting down in the bath or falling down with legs splayed, this foot rest saves, and shaves, the day.

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Bob Ross Waffle Maker

Make some happy little accident waffles every morning with this brilliant Bob Ross waffle maker. Just pour in some happy little batter, lower the cozy lid, and in no time at all you’ll be eating Bob Ross lookin’ waffles!

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Exotic Beef Jerky Sticks

Treat your man to some out-of-the-ordinary meat with exotic jerky sticks. These aren’t your average gas station picks. You’ll find kangaroo, alligator, ostrich and elk, among others in this adventurous ten-piece collection.

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Memory Foam Moccasin Slippers

Cold feet won’t be a problem in your relationship when your BF has a pair of memory foam moccasins on. The shearling on the inside will gently cradle his feet while holding in warmth.

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Get S**t Done Motivational Poster

Finding motivation to work from home can actually be very difficult when you’re first starting out and getting into a workflow. This large 24″x36″ poster will be a daily reminder to take care of business first, then go lounge on the couch and watch your reality TV shows.

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Fuck This Shit Show Gratitude Journal

Life can be a lot to take sometimes and the Fuck This Shitshow gratitude journal is here to help. Inside its pages, you’ll get to do things like rate your mood in pineapples, read dozens of inspirational quotes, and even write down your thoughts.

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Personalized Cutting Boards

If there are never too many cooks in the kitchen because dad monopolizes it, let his food flag fly with a personalized cutting board. Every time he’s chopping up the culinary delights he’ll serve for dinner, he’ll be gazing at his name engraved on your choice of wood and thinking of you.

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Monopoly for Millennials Board Game

Don’t get the crumbs from your avocado toast on the game board, you’d hate for the mice you share your studio apartment with to beat you at the game. In Monopoly for Millennials, art imitates life. You start with $100 (because you’re broke AF IRL) and make your way to themed experiences like a tarot shop and parent’s basement.

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Vacuum Insulated Beer Bottle Cooler

Neoprene bottle holders can take a seat, there’s a real player in the game now. These vacuum insulated beer bottle coolers will keep dad’s beer cold for hours on end whether the bottle is open or not. Still closed? The top doubles as a bottle opener.

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Compression Roll Up Bags

Make more space in your suitcase (or backpack) with these space saving roll up compression bags. No pump or vacuum needed, just pack it, zip, and roll – the air will then leave from the valve at the bottom!

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Vintage Guitar Poster

Bring nearly 100 years of rock ‘n’ roll history to your home by proudly hanging up this vintage guitar poster. It displays 64 iconic models ranging from 1912 all the way up to 2010 – such as Kurt Cobain’s 1968 Mosrite Mark IV Gospel and Eric Clapton’s 1956 Fender.

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Giant Hershey Kiss

When you want to give her a kiss, give her the biggest kiss she’s ever received with this giant Hershey kiss. She’ll be feeling the love when she’s holding the 7″ tall, 12oz Kiss in her hands. The kiss is hollow, so she can bite into it right away.

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Takeya Deluxe Cold Brew Coffee Maker

If you know you know why cold brew isn’t just coffee that’s been sitting out. With the Takeya Deluxe Cold Brew Coffee Maker, her brew will be icy, her wallet will be flush with money not spent on Starbucks and all will be well. The quart-sized brewer is airtight and guarantees a ground-free drinking experience.

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365 New Words-A-Year Page-A-Day Calendar

You could circle back to have an offline conversation about synergy and growth hacking or you could infuse your boss’ vocabulary with an impressive array of new words. This calendar contains some new lingo for them to use instead of tired business buzzwords.

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Airplane Footrest Hammock

Make your economy seat feel like first class with your very own footrest hammock padded with premium memory foam. Now that’s traveling smart!

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Candles For Men

Why should only women get the large variety of scented candles? These masculine scented candles for men include testosterone boosting smells such as freshly cut grass, lumber, and a general fine musk that will add character to any man cave or bachelor pad.

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Godiva Hot Chocolate

Send your taste buds to dessert heaven by sipping on some premium Godiva hot chocolate. It’s made using premium milk chocolate along with the highest quality all-natural ingredients to deliver a rich, smooth, and velvety drinking experience.

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Darth Maul Lightsaber Lamp

Everyone loves lightsabers, and now you can light up your bedroom ironically with the power of the dark side! These wall mounting double sided Darth Maul lightsaber lamps are a perfect accessory to a kid’s room, or for a geeky game room.

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Borat Mankini One Piece Swimsuit

Heat things up when you hit the water by strutting your stuff in this Borat mankini one-piece swimsuit. This head-turning one-piece comes with a wrap-around design of Borat’s hot bod that leaves very little to the imagination.

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The Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich Maker

The guy at the deli will wonder where your dad went when he starts making his own breakfast sandwiches at home with this layered wonder. Every part is nonstick and removable for quick clean up so he can get to eating his creation right away.

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Aromatherapy Oil Diffuser Set

Smell your way to serenity with an oil diffuser set made from eco-friendly and aesthetically pleasing bamboo. Set it up at home in the place you most like to unwind and pick from one of six scents tailored to promote relaxation.

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Mixology Dice

Perfect for both beginners and professional, mixology dice will elevate anyone’s cocktail game. These laser engraved birch wood dice will provide over 1.5 million drink combination ideas, and include an instructional booklet to get the ball rolling!

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The Gift Of Nothing

This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.

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Starbucks Gift Card

Nobody can say “no” to some delicious Starbucks. So go ahead, give them something you can be confident they won’t be disappointed to receive. You can add any denomination you want on these gift cards.

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Freezer Chilled Wine Glasses

All of her friends are gonna be totes jeal of her wine glasses because they never let the wine get warm. These freezer chilled glasses are double-walled and filled with a layer of magic gel that crystallizes to keep wine chilled use after use. Cold hands won’t be a problem, there’s a silicone grip.

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1500W Portable Space Heater

If your office space is kept as cold as a freezer, then your coworkers will love this portable space heater to keep them warm and toasty through the day.

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Mini Zen Garden

When KPIs and QBRs come knocking and the numbers are looking a little lackluster, de-stress with a zen garden that fits right on your desk. This miniature version will promote you from anxious to all right.

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DIY Back Shaver

If you’re cursed with a heavy coat of back hair and don’t have anyone to help you trim your wild animal looking backside, then this is the ultimate back shaver solution. The ManGroomer allows you to do it yourself and shave your back without anyone else’s help.

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4-in-1 Travel Blanket

It’s a bag, it’s a pillow, it’s a blanket! It doesn’t get any more clever than this in one compact package!

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Lumbar Support Pillow

If you can’t get yourself a really premium office chair with built-in lumber support, your next best bet is to purchase one of these lumbar support pillows. It’ll provide instant back pain relief, and it’s breathable so you’ll stay cool and dry.

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Shadow Fighter Game

The Shadow Fighter turns agility and speed training into an immensely fun and challenging game that kids will love. They’ll be matched up against a mysterious and skilled Shadow Ninja that will train them while improving their agility and quick thinking in the process.

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HyperChiller Cold Brew Coffee Maker

Cool brew is no way to start the morning, you need cold brew. If you’ve only got a minute to spare, the HyperChiller has got you covered. It takes coffee from steaming to refreshingly cool without diluting it.

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Thor’s Hammer Water Bottle

Whosoever holds this Mjolnir water bottle, if they be worthy, shall be able to hydrate like the mighty Thor! This XXL bottle is made from eco-friendly and odorless materials and has a monster 1.7-liter capacity to satiate even the mightiest of thirsts.

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Massaging Handheld Shower Head

Make your morning shower the best part of your day by using this massaging handheld shower head. It features an ample four inch diameter chrome head and five settings such as a water-saving setting, a warm mist setting, and a soothing massage setting.

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The Bubble Wrap Calendar

Once you pop you just can’t stop! This clever calendar will ensure that at least you have one thing to look forward to every day at the office!

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Men’s Denim Swim Shorts

Hot boy summer will be in full effect the moment you heat things up and strut your stuff in a pair of these men’s denim swim shorts. They’re made from polyester and spandex to provide a snug yet comfy fit and come in a slew of eye-catching designs.

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Rugged & Dapper Face Moisturizer Lotion

A man whose face has the texture of a bowl of cornflakes isn’t fun to kiss. Soften him up with Rugged and Dapper, a moisturizer made just for men. It’s fragrance free and dries matte so his buddies never have to know he started a skin care routine.

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Beer Spinning Chilling Tool

Warm beer sucks. So get your beer cooler than a polar bear’s toe nail with the beer spinning chilling tool. This innovative device spins the can at high speeds and uses convection to rapidly cool down your disgusting warm beer in under a minute.

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Grass Sandals

Keep yourself grounded to the earth by having your feet touching freshly cut grass at all times with these grass sandals. Made from high quality synthetic grass, these sandals will provide you with a unique shoe experience that will definitely be a conversation starter.

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Cigar Holding Glass

Avoid having to put down your stogie every time you want to wet your whistle by drinking out of this cigar holding glass. This home bar must-have is ergonomically designed to securely hold your favorite cigar in place.

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Intimacy Deck Conversation Starters

Get mushy gushy for a night with this Intimacy Deck of conversation starters and you won’t regret it. The cards have prompts that will help couples that have been together forever or even just a minute deepen their relationship, feel closer, build trust, and fire up that spark for each other.

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Packing Cubes Travel Organizer Set

Keep all of the contents of your luggage neat and tidy with packing cubes. This travel organizer set will help you keep your stuff contained – allowing you to keep your shirts in one cube, pants in another cube, makeup in another cube, travel accessories and gear in another cube, etc.

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Pop-Up Dinosaur Encyclopedia

Make science come to life for your paleontologists-in-training with this pop-up dinosaur encyclopedia. This one of a kind read comes packed with fascinating facts and lighthearted humor along with incredibly detailed dinosaurs that pop out as you turn the pages.

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Other White Elephant Gift Ideas

One Pound Bag Of Marshmallows

Quit counting calories and indulge a little by scarfing down this entire one pound bag of marshmallows. This ginormous bag comes chock full of colorful little marshmallows ideal for snacking on – or for topping onto your baked goodies.

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Hydro Flask Vacuum Insulated Bottle

Ditch plastic once-and-for-all by staying hydrated with Hydro Flask vacuum insulated bottle. This BPA-free and phthalate-free stainless steel water bottle will keep beverages hot for up to 12 hours and cold for up to 24 hours.

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The Armrest Extender & Divider

Claim your rightful personal space in your seat with this easily attaching armrest that both divides and extends the armrest!

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Facial Hair Clippings Catcher Bib

Avoid making a mess next time you manscape your ruggedly handsome mug by using this facial hair clippings catcher bib. You simply tie this one size fits all bib around your neck and hang the other end to the mirror using the attached suction cups.

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My Face Cosmetic Bag

Makeup is awesome, so why not embrace it by storing all your accessories inside the “contents: my face” cosmetic bag? The bag comes in a fun pink hue along with the comical message that tells the whole world that’s where your money maker is stored.

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Amazon Echo Show Gen 2

Make your day-to-day life run smoother than ever with this second generation Amazon Echo Show. This indispensable Alexa-enabled device will assist you in everything from choosing the perfect song to making calls, automating your home, and much much more!

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Winter Trapper Hat

With this winter trapper hat, you’ll be ready for anything Old Man Winter throws your way. This four-in-one piece provides 360-degree protection from the elements so that your face, head, and neck remain shielded and warm no matter how cold it gets.

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The Beard Trimming Hair Catcher Bib

Cut clean up time down to size with the best bib a man can wear outside of one for eating lobster. This beard trimming hair catcher attaches to the mirror to save your bathroom sink and floor from hundreds of wiry hairs.

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Japanese Rose Shaped Soap Dispenser

Feel like you’re lathering up with ultra soft flowers by using this Japanese rose shaped soap dispenser. It comes filled with soap made from natural botanicals and soothing flowers that is dispensed in the form of small white foamy blooming roses.

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The Big Red NO! Button

Possibly one of the most versatile office gadgets ever conceived, the NO! button will be useful in so many different workplace environments. Simply slam your hand down on it and it’ll audibly shout out “NO!”.

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The Universal Socket Grip

Cut down on clutter in your toolbox with the immensely versatile Universal Socket. It features heavy-duty stainless steel construction and boasts a unique design made up of 54 individually spring-actuated steel rods that will instantly conform to any shape.

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Candy Nipple Tassels

Treat your partner to a titillating session by putting on these candy nipple tassels. These colorful and completely edible tassels have a 2.75-inch diameter, measure 5-inches long, and will give a brand new meaning to sweet lovin’.

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Starbucks Gift Card

Nobody can say “no” to some delicious Starbucks. So go ahead, give them something you can be confident they won’t be disappointed to receive. You can add any denomination you want on these gift cards.

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Theragun G3PRO Deep Tissue Massager

If dad’s whole roll is about getting swole, he knows that rest and recovery days are as important as active ones. With the Theragun Deep Tissue Massager targeting his toughest knots and sorest spots, his recovery days will be actively healing his body more than ever before.

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R/C Submarine Kit

Put your down time to good use by building your very own R/C submarine using this neat kit. The fun little kit comes with all the essentials that you will require to bring this trusty sea-worthy and display-worthy vessel to life.

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ICEE Slushie Making Machine

There’s no better or tastier way to beat the heat than with an ICEE Slushie! Now with this ICEE machine, you’ll be able to make this American classic right at from the comfort and convenience of your home’s kitchen!

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Innogear Aromatherapy Diffuser

Perfect for little workplace, an essential oil diffuser combined with some chamomile will help create a wonderful stress-free work environment that everyone will enjoy.

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Shiatsu Neck Shoulder & Back Massager

Dad will be so zoned out watching Sunday afternoon football while he’s using his Shiatsu Neck, Shoulder & Back Massager that he might let you change the channel to a different game. With heated, 3-speed rotating nodes treating his sore spots to some love, he’ll totally forget he’s not watching his favorite team.

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Marino Men’s Dress Socks 12 Pack

A man will only be taken as seriously as his socks and these are seriously fun socks. Up his office attire game with a dozen socks that are comfy, colorful, and moisture-wicking.

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Fortune Telling Beer Glass

Those who say that you won’t find any answers at the bottom of the glass clearly never drank out of this fortune telling beer glass. Each 27 ounce cup is crafted from durable food-safe plastic and comes with a built-in fortune teller with 20 different fortunes.

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Swiss Champ XLT Pocket Knife

With the Swiss Champ XLT in your pocket, you’ll always have the right tool for the job at hand. This medium-sized pocket knife comes loaded with over twenty tools that allow for forty-nine functions. A must-have for any handyman’s everyday carry.

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Perfect Posture Back Strap

Avoid back pain and long-term damage to the spine with the perfect posture back strap. This functional accessory will effortlessly help you improve your posture while also relieving lower back pain.

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Salt & Silver: Travel, Surf, Cook

Experience the magic and charm of Central and South America from a surfer’s point-of-view by diving into Salt & SIlver; Travel, Surf, Cook. You’ll follow a pair of buds as they surf and eat their way through various cities scattered in Central America and down the Pacific coast.

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Knodel Desk Pad

With a leather construction and an array of fun colors, everyone in the office is going to want the Knodel desk pad. It acts as a mousepad, a way to stay organized and keep your workspace clear, and even as a coaster for your hot coffee.

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I Heart Gay Porn Magnetic Bumper Sticker

The “I heart gay porn” magnetic bumper sticker is the perfect way to exact revenge on anyone who’s crossed you recently. It’s remarkably easily to discreetly place on anyone’s vehicle and large enough to be seen by all who drive past it.

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Wireless TV Headphones

Watch your favorite late night movies without waking up your significant other using these wireless TV headphones. They provide a comfortable fit, clear crisp sound, and feature a rechargeable battery that can go for 10 hours on a single charge.

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USB C Mouse Jiggler

Even when working from home, sometimes you can’t escape the red-tape of the workplace. This USB-C mouse jiggler will ensure that even when you step away from your desk, you’ll show mouse activity so you aren’t reported as “away” or “inactive”.

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Yeti Rambler Vacuum Insulated Mug

Joe on the go will stay hot in the Yeti Rambler. The more active mornings will run a little smoother with an almost indestructible mug with a big handle for easy grabbing, and vacuum sealed walls that keep hot drinks hot all day long.

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Leatherman Signal Camping Multi-tool

Ensure you always have the perfect tool for the job by keeping the Leatherman Signal camping multi-tool handy. Specifically designed for the great outdoors, it features a high-quality construction along with 19 ultra useful tools ranging from a knife to a built-in hammer.

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Yoga Learning Mat

Ditch the overcrowded classes and become a skilled yogi from the comfort of home using the yoga learning mat. This natural rubber mat comes with a ten-session DVD and numbered circles printed onto the surface of the mat that show proper hand and foot placement.

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Light Up Skateboard

Cruise around town with these lightweight and flexible longboards that are infused with LEDs that will make this light up skateboard turn heads wherever you go. Perfect for skating at night, these light up skateboards are available in blue, green, and red LED versions.

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100 Tricks To Appear Smart In Meetings

This hilarious book includes 100 tips and tricks you never knew you needed – but once you do you’ll wonder how you ever lived without them. This easy to read book comes with all kinds of info like how to listen while completing ignoring coworkers, how to manage your nodding frequency, and much more!

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Baseball Glove Chair

Take your love of America’s favorite pastime from the field to your living room with the baseball glove chair. It’s designed to look like an enlarged version of a classic Rawlings baseball glove and offers more comfort than your favorite worn in mitt.

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LED Clutch Bag

Stand apart from the crowd when you go out at night by accessorizing with this LED clutch bag. This wearable piece of art features a compact size and allows you to customize the images on your bag using an App on your phone with over 20 animations.

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Tampon Flasks

It’s that time of the month again – time to get drunk! With these tampon flasks you can discretely sneak alcohol into just about anywhere and no security guard in their right mind would dare question it unless they’ve got some kind of weird tampon inspecting fetish.

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Fireplace Skull Gas Log

Give your Halloween party a more hellish ambiance by throwing one of these badass fireproof skull gas logs into the fireplace. This sinister looking accessory measures 8.6″ x 7″ and is crafted from high strength and temperature-resistant cement.

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Animatronic Baby Yoda

Make your little Star Wars fan’s dreams come true with this cute animatronic Baby Yoda. This adorable version of The Child comes with over 25 sound and motion combinations that are activated when you touch the top of its little green head.

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Viking Horn Cup

Down your brew in the same manner as your favorite GoT characters by drinking out of this viking horn cup. Crafted from 100% natural horn, it’s treated with a food safe lacquer to prevent spills and features a sizable handle so you can grab on tight while you chug.

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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

The Donald has a hidden dimension to him that few truly see. He’s sensitive and poetic, a true word smith of his generation. This groundbreaking book captures the grace and beauty of the 45th president from his tweets at 4am, and includes scholary footnotes that dive deep into the underlying meaning of literary works such as “covfefe” and “fake news”. It’s a must-read, believe me.

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I’ll Feed You All BBQ Apron

If too many people are showing up to the barbecue and the grocery store was out of steaks, dad might be as salty as the rub he’s putting on the meat. Let him channel that mood on this hilarious novelty apron.

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Perfect Fit Adjustable Track Belt

When the holidays roll around, an adjustable belt can come in clutch. One that looks great while sizing up and down with ease is an added bonus. This perfect fit belt has no holes, and instead features a ratchet system that makes it more durable and fit up to 38 different sizes.

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Playstation 5 DualSense Controller

Gaming has evolved. Among the Playstation 5 DualSense wireless controller’s most notable characteristics are an updated aesthetic and features like haptic feedback technology for incredibly realistic sensations during gameplay.

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Glow In The Dark Pool Table Kit

Place a new spin on the classic game of billiards by transforming your table using the glow in the dark pool table kit. The kit features a set of specially made balls that react under UV lighting, allowing you to experience the game in a brand new light.

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Dr. Squatch Pine Tar Soap

If your BF’s natural odor is a little too Sasquatch-esque for your liking, Dr. Squatch has the cure. This pine tar soap has a fresh pine scent, has natural exfoliants to keep his skin soft, and moisturizes to prevent dryness.

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Make Your Own Gin Kit

Dad will be sipping on gin and holding the juice when he made the spirit himself. This box contains everything he needs to make his own craft version of his favorite juniper-y spirit. If he’s feeling adventurous, he can also try smoky or spiced gin as add-ons.

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Galaxy Wrapping Paper

Give your already awesome gift an out of this world touch by using this galaxy wrapping paper. The set includes three 37×24 inch sheets – each depicting a differently colored image of our vast and captivating cosmos.

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Window Herb Garden Starter Kit

She’s got a green thumb and with this window herb starter kit, she can show it. Inside the kit are 9 pots, 9 soil pods, seeds, and labels she can use to start growing her very own garden. The kit includes Dill, Basil, Chives, Thyme, Parsley, Oregano, Cilantro, Sage, and Mustard. Expect fresh farm to table meals soon!

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Faceless LED Watch

Make your outfit pop by accessorizing with the eye-catching faceless LED watch. Instead of looking at a standard display, the watch’s bold design showcases the time right on the band itself for an understated yet modern look that is sure to get you noticed.

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Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy

Who wouldn’t want a miniature version of the wacky waving inflatable tube guy gracing their desk? This revolutionary invention is a fully functional replica of the giant inflatable you’ve seen on used car lots and appliance repair stores. Now it can sit on your desk keeping you company during long work days!

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Hair Coloring Chalk

Switch through hair colors faster than you change outfits with the hair coloring chalk. This unique chalk comes in every color under the sun and allows you to temporarily dye your hair with the same ease as coloring a piece of paper. The chalk works great for pranks too.

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Flexible Grippy Tool Mat

Keep your tools from sliding away when you’re on the job by placing them on this flexible grippy tool mat. This anti-static mat is made from tough high quality polymers that won’t scratch delicate surfaces and is large enough to accommodate various tools at once.

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The Pregnancy Cookbook

Fulfill your wife’s wildest and weirdest culinary cravings during her pregnancy by whipping up mouth-watering treats from The Pregnancy Cookbook. The book comes chock-full of yummy one-of-a-kind recipes that are guaranteed to satisfy you wife’s palate.

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11-In-1 Survival Gear Kit

This 11-in-1 survival gear kit is an excellent addition to any pack or bugout bag. It features a well designed, compact build that makes it highly portable and comes loaded with everything from a 3-mode flashlight, and a fire starter to a multi-function saber card.

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Magnus Incog Water Gun

Executing a sneak attack on your unsuspecting victim will be easier than ever when armed with the Magnus Incog water gun. It features a deceptive design that looks nothing like your traditional water gun and can blast a steady stream of water up to 32-feet away!

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Polaroid Now+ i-Type Instant Camera

The Polaroid Now+ i-Type instant camera makes it remarkably convenient to step up your photography game and unleash your creativity. It includes features like a tripod mode and aperture priority while giving you access to 5 lens filters for amazing photographs.

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Walker Texas Ranger DVD Collection

Chuck Norris. That’s right, the OG himself of internet memes. This highly sought after, ultra rare set of collectible DVDs features the world famous action star in non-stop butt kicking action.

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20 LB Weighted Blanket For Better Sleep

Dad will get the best sleep he’s had since before you were born when he’s snoozing under a 20LB weighted blanket. They’re proven to reduce stress and anxiety to promote better sleep quality.

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Portable Ping Pong Set

The perfect way to handle slow days at work – the portable ping pong set can work on any table, transforming it into an impromptu area for you and a buddy to knock around some balls.

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I Wrote A Book About You

Fill a loved one’s heart with pure joy by gifting them I Wrote A Book About You. This imaginative and heartfelt gift will show your favorite person just why you think they’re so amazing in a fun, witty, and lighthearted manner.

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Soundproofing Door Strips

Because you probably have family members or roommates that don’t always respect that you’re on a Zoom meeting with all of your five bosses, you might want to invest in these door strips.

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