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Best White Elephant Gifts Under $30

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Your holiday gift exchange is coming up and you need to find the the best white elephant gift you can. This list of the best white elephant gifts under $30 will give you a head start. From funny gag gifts to thoughtful presents, we’ve found all the good white elephant gifts $30 that you could ever want. Why spend hours roaming around the web or walking around the mall when you can find $30 white elephant gifts from the comfort of your home while you binge watch Elf. Let the White Elephant ideas $30 begin…

$30 White Elephant Gift Ideas

Under $30

To Have And Have Another

Whether you’re a hardcore Hemingway fan or love the noble art of bartending, To Have and Have Another will be an excellent addition to your collection. Learn about Papa’s favorite drinks along with “their ingredients, histories, and the characters associated with them.”

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FreshJax Handcrafted Grilling Spices

Any grillmaster knows that the key to the best product coming out of his pit is the spice he puts on the meat. With FreshJax, dad will be treated to five different spices with five fresh flavor profiles to try on his meat. Each spice mix is handcrafted, organic, and proceeds from purchase go to fight childhood hungry.

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Flexible Drill Bit Extender

Complete jobs in hard to reach areas with tremendous ease using this flexible drill bit extender. This handy little add-on features a tough yet flexible stainless steel design that you can bend up to 90 degrees in any direction.

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Bubble Wrap Calendar

Watch the days pop by with a bubble wrap calendar. This novelty item easily counts the days left in the week, the quarter or the year. As they pass, just press and pop for a millisecond of entertainment.

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The Carry-on Cocktail Kit

Join the mile high mixologist club with a carry-on friendly cocktail kit. Contains everything you need to make the perfect old-fashioned. All he’ll need is the whiskey on the rocks from the flight attendant.

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HyperChiller Iced Coffee Maker

Make the perfect iced coffee in one minute flat with the HyperChiller iced coffee maker. It can hold up to 12.5-ounces and will chill hot coffee by 130+ degrees in just 60 seconds.

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Massaging Handheld Shower Head

Make your morning shower the best part of your day by using this massaging handheld shower head. It features an ample four inch diameter chrome head and five settings such as a water-saving setting, a warm mist setting, and a soothing massage setting.

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Giant Gummy Bear

The giant gummy bear is an epic achievement in mankind’s culinary history. This massive gummy bear weighs over 4.5 pounds and has a wide variety of uses outside of its own nutritional value, making this sugary monstrosity perfect for any occasion.

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Men’s Denim Swim Shorts

Hot boy summer will be in full effect the moment you heat things up and strut your stuff in a pair of these men’s denim swim shorts. They’re made from polyester and spandex to provide a snug yet comfy fit and come in a slew of eye-catching designs.

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Exotic Meat Jerky Sticks

Beef jerky is too boring. Step your jerky game up with this sampler pack of exotic meat jerky sticks! It includes everything from Kangaroo to Wild Boar to Alligator!

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Night Driving Glasses

Make night drives safer for yourself and those on the road with a pair of night driving glasses. These stylish sunnies boast an AL-MG metal frame that’s both durable and lightweight while the lenses provide superb UV protection while filtering out 20% of glare at night.

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Lumbar Support Pillow

If you can’t get yourself a really premium office chair with built-in lumber support, your next best bet is to purchase one of these lumbar support pillows. It’ll provide instant back pain relief, and it’s breathable so you’ll stay cool and dry.

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Perfect Fit Adjustable Track Belt

When the holidays roll around, an adjustable belt can come in clutch. One that looks great while sizing up and down with ease is an added bonus. This perfect fit belt has no holes, and instead features a ratchet system that makes it more durable and fit up to 38 different sizes.

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Fuck This Shit Show Gratitude Journal

Life can be a lot to take sometimes and the Fuck This Shitshow gratitude journal is here to help. Inside its pages, you’ll get to do things like rate your mood in pineapples, read dozens of inspirational quotes, and even write down your thoughts.

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Relief Shower Steamers

These Relief Shower Steamers will transform your next rinse into a soothing and invigorating experience that’ll wash away all your stress and fatigue. It’s infused with essential oils along with an intoxicatingly refreshing eucalyptus aroma that is guaranteed to relax you.

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Tile Sport Key Finder Device

If you’re a stupid idiot who always forgets his keys, you need a Tile. This bluetooth device will let you quickly and easily find your keys (or anything you attach it to), just ring it remotely from the app and it’ll start audibly sounding so you can track it down.

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Plush Microwavable Slippers

These plush microwavable slippers were made for lounging around on cold winter days. They’re soft and fluffy and can be placed inside the microwaved and heated to produce a level of comfort that will bring you to ectasy.

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Date Night Conversation Starter Cards

For the freshly Facebook-official relationship, these date night conversation cards are a perfect way to get to know each other on an even deeper level. With 101 different conversation starters, you might have leveled up your relationship status by the time you finish them.

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Thor’s Hammer Water Bottle

Whosoever holds this Mjolnir water bottle, if they be worthy, shall be able to hydrate like the mighty Thor! This XXL bottle is made from eco-friendly and odorless materials and has a monster 1.7-liter capacity to satiate even the mightiest of thirsts.

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Intimacy Deck Conversation Starters

Get mushy gushy for a night with this Intimacy Deck of conversation starters and you won’t regret it. The cards have prompts that will help couples that have been together forever or even just a minute deepen their relationship, feel closer, build trust, and fire up that spark for each other.

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Borat Mankini One Piece Swimsuit

Heat things up when you hit the water by strutting your stuff in this Borat mankini one-piece swimsuit. This head-turning one-piece comes with a wrap-around design of Borat’s hot bod that leaves very little to the imagination.

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Drunk

Drunk: How We Sipped, Danced, and Stumbled Our Way to Civilization will make history come alive like never before. You’ll take a “deep dive into the alcohol-soaked origins of civilization – and the evolutionary roots of humanity’s appetite for intoxication”.

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One-Piece Bib & Baby Plate

This one-piece bib and baby plate is a heaven-sent for any parent who’s forced to feed their little one on-the-go. The clever and ultra functional design serves as a lunchbox, plate, and bib so that Jr. can comfortably eat on his own without making a total mess.

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The Bubble Wrap Calendar

Once you pop you just can’t stop! This clever calendar will ensure that at least you have one thing to look forward to every day at the office!

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Dropstop Car Seat Gap Filler

The five second rule applies to any and all food that falls on the Dropstop, but not food that falls on the floor. With this gift, you’ll be treating dad to food he otherwise would have been cheated out of. It fits neatly between the seat and console to keep messes to a minimum.

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Giant Barbecue Spatula

You call that a knife spatula? This is a knife spatula! Once you grill with the giant barbecue spatula there’s no going back to your less adequate tools. The enormous spatula surface is perfect for taking on the biggest grilling jobs with ease.

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Vintage Guitar Poster

Bring nearly 100 years of rock ‘n’ roll history to your home by proudly hanging up this vintage guitar poster. It displays 64 iconic models ranging from 1912 all the way up to 2010 – such as Kurt Cobain’s 1968 Mosrite Mark IV Gospel and Eric Clapton’s 1956 Fender.

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Mini Wacky Inflatable Flailing Tube Man

For the pre-game, the party and the post-game, this guy is always ready to go. Need to celebrate and no one is around? This mini version of the popular car wash accessory will inflate and do a victory dance with you with the push of a button.

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Bob Ross Waffle Maker

Make some happy little accident waffles every morning with this brilliant Bob Ross waffle maker. Just pour in some happy little batter, lower the cozy lid, and in no time at all you’ll be eating Bob Ross lookin’ waffles!

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MOFT Invisible Laptop Stand

MOFT is a one of a kind ultra lightweight “invisible” laptop stand. It adheres to the bottom of any laptop and can fold up in seconds to give your laptop a more ergonomic and productive position.

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Little Tikes Tobi Robot Smartwatch

Don’t give your kid a phone before he needs it, give him a Little Tikes Tobi Robot smartwatch instead! This cute kid-friendly smartwatch boasts moving arms and legs, a playful personality, and comes with two built-in cameras and tons of fun games.

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Camera Lens Coffee Mug

This high quality and super detailed camera lens is actually a coffee mug you can drink out of! The camera lens coffee mug is a great gift for photography enthusiasts, and will surely turn many heads when people see you drinking out of it.

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Braided Genuine Leather Bracelet

You don’t need diamonds to tell your BF how much he means to you. A genuine leather bracelet is a simple but meaningful way for him to accessorize. Every time he sees it, he’ll think of you.

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USB Heated Mouse Pad

Keep your hand from feeling like an icicle when you’re working in your igloo of an office by plugging in this USB heated mouse pad. This fuzzy mouse pad comes with a built-in warmer that will keep your hand nice and toasty while you work.

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Baguette Slippers

Your feet will be feeling gouda when tucked into a pair of baguette slippers. You’ll brie overjoyed by their plush interior that’ll keep your tootsies nice and fresh baked in cool autumn and winter temps.

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DIY Giant Hydraulic Hand

This DIY giant hydraulic hand is the ideal way to show your kids how learning can be fun. This great hands-on STEM toy comes with a fully detailed and highly illustrated manual that will show anyone how to transform the 203 pieces into a 16-inch robotic hand.

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Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillow

One swipe is all it takes to reveal the face of our glorious leader, Nicolas Cage. Look no further, this pillow will be the only home decor item you need to truly add peace, serenity, and protection. In Nicolas Cage we trust.

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Aromatherapy Oil Diffuser Set

Smell your way to serenity with an oil diffuser set made from eco-friendly and aesthetically pleasing bamboo. Set it up at home in the place you most like to unwind and pick from one of six scents tailored to promote relaxation.

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Medieval Hand Blades

Owning a pair of these medieval hand blades is the closest you’ll ever get to being born with mutant healing powers and given retractable blades in your fists. These fully functional hand blades are designed with mini skulls and sport a comfortable hand grip as well.

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Shaving Blade Sharpener

The shaving blade sharpener is designed to keep those expensive shaving razors sharp so you aren’t breaking the bank just to have a smooth and clean shave. With all that saved cash, you can buy more junk from us!

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Cocoon Grid Organizer

Stay organized while traveling with the Cocoon GRID-IT organizer. It can hold all sorts of items, from gear and gadgets to everyday items like your sunglasses and hand sanitizer.

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Beer Foam Enhancer

Enjoy a thick, pub quality brew from the comfort of home by using this beer foam enhancer. This ultrasound wand is designed to give your pint a healthy looking foamy head in under two seconds and sports a slender design that makes it easy to transport.

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Blanket Fort Building Kit

With this blanket fort building kit your little ones will easily be able to turn almost any part of their room into their own private fortress of solitude. Each zany toy in the set can be used as a connector so that your kid can quickly attach their bed sheets to nearby furniture.

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Tactical Camouflage BBQ Apron

Be ready to handle anything that comes your way by stepping up to the grill wearing the tactical camouflage BBQ apron. It provides ample storage for all your tools and condiments in addition to offering specialized holsters for up to six frosty brews.

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Portable Ping Pong Set

The perfect way to handle slow days at work – the portable ping pong set can work on any table, transforming it into an impromptu area for you and a buddy to knock around some balls.

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Grass Sandals

Keep yourself grounded to the earth by having your feet touching freshly cut grass at all times with these grass sandals. Made from high quality synthetic grass, these sandals will provide you with a unique shoe experience that will definitely be a conversation starter.

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Delete My Browser History Bracelet

Make sure your loved ones never find out what a depraved sexual deviant you really are by strapping on this “delete my browser history” bracelet ASAP! Per the Hippocratic Oath, your medical technician will be forced to clear your shameful browsing history before you die!

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Stun Gun Lipstick

Quickly deter an attacker with this stun gun lipstick. It’s disguised as a run-of-the-mill lip stick so that you can discreetly tote it in your purse and delivers a potent three million volt shock that will stop any threat dead on their tracks.

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Exotic Beef Jerky Sticks

Treat your man to some out-of-the-ordinary meat with exotic jerky sticks. These aren’t your average gas station picks. You’ll find kangaroo, alligator, ostrich and elk, among others in this adventurous ten-piece collection.

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Darth Maul Lightsaber Lamp

Everyone loves lightsabers, and now you can light up your bedroom ironically with the power of the dark side! These wall mounting double sided Darth Maul lightsaber lamps are a perfect accessory to a kid’s room, or for a geeky game room.

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Heart Shaped Coffee Mugs

Make breakfast time with the sweetie a little more special by sharing drinks out of the heart shaped coffee mugs. Shaped like two curvy matching hearts, the ceramic mugs interlock perfectly when placed side by side – like you and your significant other.

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31 Piece BBQ Grill Tool Set

Armed with a complete set of weapons of meat tenderization, the grill master sets upon his goal: to feed the crew at the ultimate barbecue. Dad will be the king of the hill when cooking over propane or gas using any of the 31 tools in this handy aluminum kit.

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Cigar Holding Glass

Avoid having to put down your stogie every time you want to wet your whistle by drinking out of this cigar holding glass. This home bar must-have is ergonomically designed to securely hold your favorite cigar in place.

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365 New Words-A-Year Page-A-Day Calendar

You could circle back to have an offline conversation about synergy and growth hacking or you could infuse your boss’ vocabulary with an impressive array of new words. This calendar contains some new lingo for them to use instead of tired business buzzwords.

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Chill-O-Matic Automatic Drink Chiller

Dads work too hard to drink warm soda and they don’t have the patience to wait for their cans to cool in the fridge. Enter the Chill-O-Matic. With a spin in its apparatus, his canned beverage of choice will be chilled from room temp to pleasantly chilly in less than 60 seconds.

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Corkcicle Cigar Holding Glass

When the times call for celebrating, there’s no better combo than good company, good whiskey and a good cigar. The company is on dad, but the Corkcicle cigar holding glass gives him a place to keep his cigar when he needs both hands free.

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The Magical Makeup Eraser

Easily erase all your makeup using nothing more than a bit of water and the magical Makeup Eraser! One side of this machine washable cloth erases all your makeup – even waterproof mascara – while the other side of the cloth exfoliates your skin.

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Aromatherapy Essential Oil Diffuser

This aromatherapy essential oil diffuser will keep your home smelling fresh without while also adding to the room’s decor. The diffuser offers seven distinct color options and can also function as a cool mist humidifier and a night light in addition to a diffuser.

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Scratch Off Travel Poster

For the man who loves adventure as much as he loves you, this scratch off travel poster is a beautiful way to visualize where he’s been and where he’s got to go.

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Memory Foam Moccasin Slippers

Cold feet won’t be a problem in your relationship when your BF has a pair of memory foam moccasins on. The shearling on the inside will gently cradle his feet while holding in warmth.

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Human Key Holders

Never lose your keys when you get home with these human key holders. These hilarious and useful key holders work by storing your keys in the “human” area so you never lose sight of your keys. The set includes two human key holders.

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Hot Ones Truth Or Dab

You’re guaranteed to feel the heat in more ways than one when you play Hot Ones Truth or Dab. Players will be forced to answer awkward questions that will burn bridges with friends while also burning their insides with the scorching The Last Dab hot sauce.

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Kind Of A Big Deal Nameplate

The head honcho of the office needs a sign to match. This placard will be a point of pride for your manager and is sure to be placed in a spot of honor on their desk.

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The Scruffie Leg Shaver

Cut yourself in 5 spots all at once in record time by shaving your legs with the Scruffie! The shaver’s distinctive design allows you to bend it to conform to the leg or neck so that you shave up to five times quicker.

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Dash Electric Ice Cream Maker

Who needs to go out for ice cream when you can conveniently make it at home using the Dash electric ice cream maker? Any time the craving strikes, you’ll easily be able to whip up a fresh batch that’s just as delicious and a lot healthier than store-bought ones.

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Biting And Shocking Lie Detector Game

Ensure everyone at the party has a shockingly good time with this biting and shocking lie detector game. Simply place your hand inside and answer the question you’re asked, if you lie, your hand will either be shocked or bitten.

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Ultra Plush Memory Foam Slippers

Slipping into this pair of ultra-plush memory foam slippers after a night out on the town in heels will feel like stepping into Paradise. The memory foam in the footbeds will cradle her feet, the fleece lining will keep her warm, and the anti-skid soles will keep her from slipping.

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Fire Truck Hot Sauce Sampler

This fire truck hot sauce sampler is guaranteed to put your spicy threshold to the ultimate test. This creatively designed fire truck sampler comes loaded with six “uniquely flavored” three-ounce bottles of hot sauce that range from mild to blazing hot.

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Charcoal Face Mask By Beau Brummell

There’s no shame in the skin care game so treat your man to an activated charcoal mask uniquely suited to his face. The clay in this mask will clean out his pores and tighten his skin to fight signs of aging.

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Cushionaire Pillow Cloud Slides

Experience supreme comfort by getting your feet in a pair of Cushionair Pillow Cloud Slides. Available in an array of colors, these waterproof slippers feature an insanely comfortable and flexible soft foam sole that will turn the simple act of walking into a sublime activity.

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Compression Roll Up Bags

Make more space in your suitcase (or backpack) with these space saving roll up compression bags. No pump or vacuum needed, just pack it, zip, and roll – the air will then leave from the valve at the bottom!

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Rugged & Dapper Face Moisturizer Lotion

A man whose face has the texture of a bowl of cornflakes isn’t fun to kiss. Soften him up with Rugged and Dapper, a moisturizer made just for men. It’s fragrance free and dries matte so his buddies never have to know he started a skin care routine.

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3-in-1 Charging Dock Station

It’s the twenty-first century and everyone has too much to charge but not enough chargers. Your BF will be living in the year 3000 with a docking station that will charge three of his most esential electronics in one simple place, with one simple cord.

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RevoHair Hairline Shaping Tool

Keep your cut looking fresh in between visits to the barbershop with the RevoHair hairline shaping tool. With these one-size-fits-all tools you’ll be able to effortlessly shape your hairline, earline, neckline, taper line, and even your side-part line.

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Chrome Stick-on Nails

Complement your look with the must-have accessory of the fleeting moment – the chrome stick-on nails. These metallic nails will make any outfit pop, they are easy to apply and last up to seven days while the metallic toes can last for up to two weeks.

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Monopoly for Millennials Board Game

Don’t get the crumbs from your avocado toast on the game board, you’d hate for the mice you share your studio apartment with to beat you at the game. In Monopoly for Millennials, art imitates life. You start with $100 (because you’re broke AF IRL) and make your way to themed experiences like a tarot shop and parent’s basement.

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Corkcicle Whiskey Wedge Glass

A whiskey is a cool drink for a cool dad, so to chill it, he needs an equally cool ice cube to complete the trifecta. The Corkcicle Whiskey Wedge glass delivers. One side is a triangle of frozen goodness, the other is dad’s favorite drink.

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Universal Wireless Docking Stations

There’s only so much room for cords and charging blocks on your boss’ desk. This wireless docking station gives them all the power for their devices all in one place on only one cord. It’s the ultimate in electrifying organization.

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Relaxation Waterfall Fountain

Relax to the soothing sounds of water everyday with this mini waterfall fountain at your desk. It’s perfect for the co-worker who is stressing themselves everyday at work.

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Giant Bath Bombs

Make your next soak more colorful and relaxing than ever by dropping in one of these giant bath bombs. Each set includes a dozen 5-ounce bombs that are handmade using all natural and organic ingredients that will smooth and moisturize your skin.

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Bartending Tools Kit

Equip your home bar to handle any request that comes your way with the bartending tools kit. Comprised of 13 separate stainless steel pieces, you’ll have everything necessary to whip up complex and exotic cocktails just like the pros.

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Mixology Dice

Perfect for both beginners and professional, mixology dice will elevate anyone’s cocktail game. These laser engraved birch wood dice will provide over 1.5 million drink combination ideas, and include an instructional booklet to get the ball rolling!

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Secret Storage Compartment Insoles

Ensure your most valuable possessions remain safe while you’re out-and-about by stashing them inside these secret storage compartment insoles. The heel of each insole features a small built-in compartment ideal for storing small things like house keys and spare cash.

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Deep Exfoliation Foot Peel

Give your crusty feet a new lease on life by making them baby-smooth using this deep exfoliation foot peel. About 5 days after you place the special goo-filled booties on, dead layers of calloused skin will begin to peel off until eventually you’re left with only fresh baby skin.

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Toilet Tag

Toilet Tag is the quirky and amusing potty game that entertains while helping you to get to know your housemates on a deeper level. Each visit, every participant gets to play 2 pages, while also getting a laugh at the previous players’ responses.

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The Ultimate Snacks Care Package

Cravings are fickle and when your BF can’t choose between sweet or salty, the Cravebox has got his back as much as you do. It’s got cookies, candy, chips and everything in between.

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Wingball The 88 MPH Football

Throw faster and farther than ever by playing a game of catch with the Wingball 88mph football. This futuristic football features a radical annular wing construction that allows air to pass through while simultaneously lifting the ball for a record-breaking throw.

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Takeya Deluxe Cold Brew Coffee Maker

If you know you know why cold brew isn’t just coffee that’s been sitting out. With the Takeya Deluxe Cold Brew Coffee Maker, her brew will be icy, her wallet will be flush with money not spent on Starbucks and all will be well. The quart-sized brewer is airtight and guarantees a ground-free drinking experience.

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The Gift Of Nothing

This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.

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Shadow Fighter Game

The Shadow Fighter turns agility and speed training into an immensely fun and challenging game that kids will love. They’ll be matched up against a mysterious and skilled Shadow Ninja that will train them while improving their agility and quick thinking in the process.

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Perfect Fit Adjustable Ratcheting Track Belts

Come dad bod holidays or beach bod summer days, the Perfect Fit adjustable belt has got dad’s waistline covered. Its classic colors and look allow it to pair well with any pants and it fastens along a track instead of with holes so it stands the test of time.

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Problem Solving & Brainstorming Cards

Make thinking out of the box easier for yourself with these problem solving and brainstorming cards. After choosing a card, said card will instruct you on how to approach a problem from a different perspective, making it a fun and unique way to unleash your creativity.

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DIY Back Shaver

If you’re cursed with a heavy coat of back hair and don’t have anyone to help you trim your wild animal looking backside, then this is the ultimate back shaver solution. The ManGroomer allows you to do it yourself and shave your back without anyone else’s help.

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Gothic Bastard Sword Umbrella

Vanquish unpleasant weather with a mighty swing of your trusty gothic bastard sword umbrella. The handle is shaped like a medieval sword hilt with metallic finish and leather grip that prop up a massive 41″ diameter umbrella ideal for keeping you dry and slaying orcs. 

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Donut Warming Coffee Mug

Experience the best morning ever when you use this genius coffee mug that keeps your coffee warm and simultaneously heats up your break donut. It’s downright brilliant!

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Pepper Spray Bracelet

Feel safe when you’re strolling down the mean streets by strapping on this pepper spray bracelet. This handy accessory can be used up to three feet away and features a sleek and slim minimalist style that’s discreet and comfortable!

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Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Pint Combination Lock

Grand theft ice cream is a zero-degree frosty felony. Prevent your ice cream from falling victim to a terrible crime with a Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Pint Combination Lock that’ll keep your treat sealed up tight.

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Candles For Men

Why should only women get the large variety of scented candles? These masculine scented candles for men include testosterone boosting smells such as freshly cut grass, lumber, and a general fine musk that will add character to any man cave or bachelor pad.

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Redneck Backscratcher

Keep it classy with the redneck backscratcher. Styled like a miniature version of a backyard rake, this day-to-day essential is fitted with 15 long tines that are contoured to the shape of your back for pure backscratching bliss.

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Vinyl Of The Month Club

Help your favorite music lover discover the beauty of analog sound by signing them up for the Vinyl of the Month Club. Each month they’ll receive a classic album from the Golden Era of Vinyl (’60s and ’70s) so that they can easily build up the ultimate collection.

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Giant Inflatable Unicorn

Turn any day out on the water into a magical experience by spending it atop this giant inflatable unicorn. At eight feel long, it provides ample room for laying out and is built with a special valve that allows for easy inflation.

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Freezer Chilled Wine Glasses

All of her friends are gonna be totes jeal of her wine glasses because they never let the wine get warm. These freezer chilled glasses are double-walled and filled with a layer of magic gel that crystallizes to keep wine chilled use after use. Cold hands won’t be a problem, there’s a silicone grip.

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Fuego Hot Sauce Sampler Pack

Give any meal an explosion of spice and flavor with this Fuego Hot Sauce sampler pack at your side. Tastefully packaged like tiny sticks of TNT, this tasty gift pack comes with seven fiery sauces, inspired by some of the most famous peppers from around the globe.

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1500W Portable Space Heater

If your office space is kept as cold as a freezer, then your coworkers will love this portable space heater to keep them warm and toasty through the day.

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HyperChiller Cold Brew Coffee Maker

Cool brew is no way to start the morning, you need cold brew. If you’ve only got a minute to spare, the HyperChiller has got you covered. It takes coffee from steaming to refreshingly cool without diluting it.

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Acupressure Mat & Pillow Set

Get the relief your sore muscles crave, from the comfort of home, by laying on this acupressure mat and pillow set. Available in a plethora of colors, the mat and pillow combine to alleviate everything from muscle tension to headaches in as little as 10-30 minutes a day.

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BBQ Revolution

Step up your grilling game by taking a page out of BBQ Revolution. With this must-own for all red-blooded BBQ-loving carnivores, you’ll learn the ins and outs of the noble art of grilling, making it a great addition for novice cooks and seasoned pitmasters alike.

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Liquid I.V. Hydration Multiplier

Staying hydrated is essential, but having to go to the bathroom every 15 minutes isn’t. With these hydration multiplier packs, you can boost your hydration to your bloodstream with just a single bottle of water.

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Mechanical Pin Clock

Remember those pin art toys from the 90s that would capture whatever you placed into it? That same design concept has been incorporated into this extremely loud Pin Clock. This compact clock fits perfectly on any nightstand and displays the time in a braille-like fashion.

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Night Time Heat Free Hair Curlers

Give your straight locks some much needed volume without harming your hair by going to bed with these night time heat free hair curlers. Simply wrap your hair around these extra-absorbent, memory-foam core curlers to wake up with magnificent curls in the morning.

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Under $30

Pregnancy Belly Painting Kit

Paint a masterpiece on your belly while you grow a masterpiece in your belly with this pregnancy painting kit. The kit is completely safe for use and includes everything you’ll need to unleash your imagination and make your pregnant glow even stronger.

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Cute Cactus Aromatherapy Diffuser

She’s no ordinary girl so she deserves more than an ordinary aromatherapy diffuser. This cute cactus diffuser has a gypsum stick that produces a long-lasting aroma of sweet, fresh florals. The diffuser delivers a pop of green to her desk that will also help with relieving stress.

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Forearm Lifting Straps

Increase your lifting power exponentially without ever spending time at the gym with the forearm lifting straps. These durable straps are made to handle the rigors of lifting heavy furniture and make it remarkably easy to lift over sized pieces in the household.

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Shower Shaving Foot Rest

The shower shaving foot rest is the leg-shaving woman’s truest companion in the shower. For those women who like a clean shaven leg without the fuss of sitting down in the bath or falling down with legs splayed, this foot rest saves, and shaves, the day.

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Under $30

Relaxing Waterfall Fountain

When the conference call that could have been an email runs long, help your boss find some serenity with a relaxing waterfall fountain. It’s desk sized, requires no external water set up and produces a soothing babbling brook sound.

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Under $30

Bro Mask Hydrogel Face Mask

There are no moisturizing heroes that wear capes, they all wear masks and this is one of them. The Bro Mask delivers a wave of hydration to dad’s face in the form of hydrogel, which adheres to his face for maximum moisturizing.

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Strength Training Beginner’s Book

Learn the building blocks of how to sculpt the body of your dreams by following the tips found in the Strength Training Beginner’s book. This top ranked fitness book instructs you on the do’s and don’ts of weightlifting so you can maximize workouts and get results faster.

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Under $30

Neck Shoulder & Back Massager

Even if you’re the master of back massages, you can’t give them 24/7. This motorized massager can, though. It has eight nodes that rotate for maximum muscle reflief and heated elements to further defeat fatigue.

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Hyper Fast Iced Coffee Maker

There’s always time to fit a chilled cup of java into your busy day when you’ve got the hyper fast iced coffee maker! This 12.5 ounce container can chill a hot coffee by up to 130 degrees in just 60 seconds without dilution and can also be used with other beverages.

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Giant Hershey Kiss

When you want to give her a kiss, give her the biggest kiss she’s ever received with this giant Hershey kiss. She’ll be feeling the love when she’s holding the 7″ tall, 12oz Kiss in her hands. The kiss is hollow, so she can bite into it right away.

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Under Desk Foot Rest

Ergonomics is so important when working from home. By adding this under desk foot rest to your workstation, you’ll be able to have the best spinal positioning. Your lower back will thank you!

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Handbag Raincoat

Ensure your expensive designer bag remains in perfect condition on rainy days by covering it with this handbag raincoat. This translucent raincoat features a darkened elegant border and covers the entire purse while granting access to the straps.

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4-in-1 Travel Blanket

It’s a bag, it’s a pillow, it’s a blanket! It doesn’t get any more clever than this in one compact package!

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Under $30

Japanese Rose Shaped Soap Dispenser

Feel like you’re lathering up with ultra soft flowers by using this Japanese rose shaped soap dispenser. It comes filled with soap made from natural botanicals and soothing flowers that is dispensed in the form of small white foamy blooming roses.

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Vacuum Insulated Beer Bottle Cooler

Neoprene bottle holders can take a seat, there’s a real player in the game now. These vacuum insulated beer bottle coolers will keep dad’s beer cold for hours on end whether the bottle is open or not. Still closed? The top doubles as a bottle opener.

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Spinning Decision Maker Paperweight

When you’re faced with a tough question and you’re just not sure what to do, give this paperweight a spin. You don’t need to tell anyone that you let a stock answer roulette wheel make the call for you.

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The Inflatable Hoodie Travel Pillow

Step your travel game up a notch with this inflatable travel pillow that includes an attached hood. It’s perfect for long flights – just give it a few exhales to inflate, pull the hoodie over your head, throw on some ear plugs, and wake up when you’ve landed.

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Get S**t Done Motivational Poster

Finding motivation to work from home can actually be very difficult when you’re first starting out and getting into a workflow. This large 24″x36″ poster will be a daily reminder to take care of business first, then go lounge on the couch and watch your reality TV shows.

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Triple-Insulated Stemless Tumbler

It’s never a bad time for wine with a triple-insulated stemless tumbler. Whether the wine should be warm or chilly, the Corkcicle will keep it that way. It’s available in several colors and has a non-slip bottom so her wine will never splash or spill.

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Packing Cubes Travel Organizer Set

Keep all of the contents of your luggage neat and tidy with packing cubes. This travel organizer set will help you keep your stuff contained – allowing you to keep your shirts in one cube, pants in another cube, makeup in another cube, travel accessories and gear in another cube, etc.

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Mini Zen Garden

When KPIs and QBRs come knocking and the numbers are looking a little lackluster, de-stress with a zen garden that fits right on your desk. This miniature version will promote you from anxious to all right.

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Acupressure Foot Massaging Slippers

Pamper your poor overworked feet with every step by slipping into these foot massage sandals. The sandals come littered with dozens of small nodes that are designed to help improve blood circulation as well as relieve aches and pains.

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Acupressure Foot Massage Slippers

Since he’s a dad, he’ll wear crew cut socks with these sandals, but he’ll be rocking function over fashion when he’s walking around in them. The accupressure nodes massage his feet in places designed to increase blood flow and reduce tension with every step he takes.

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Starbucks Gift Card

Nobody can say “no” to some delicious Starbucks. So go ahead, give them something you can be confident they won’t be disappointed to receive. You can add any denomination you want on these gift cards.

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Moon Cheese Snack Variety Pack

Your boss will be over the moon when you present them with these cheesy delights. Moon cheese is gluten free and packed with protein to keep your rockets fueled all day long.

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Under $30

Batman Snuggie Blanket

Keep warm and look like the Dark Knight with this Batman snuggie blanket! The snuggie blanket allows your hands to be free while still giving you the benefit of wearing a full adult size blanket, and makes a great gift idea for the little crime fighter.

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Cabin Porn Book

Find your inner peace by escaping the modern world around you while perusing through this Cabin Porn book. Each page transports you to an idyllic country setting where you’ll find some of the most remarkable rural homes in the whole world.

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Personalized BBQ Branding Iron

Put your signature touch – literally – on the edible masterpiece you cooked up with the personalized BBQ branding iron. This unique branding iron can be customized with a variety of letters so the grill master can write just about anything on his delicious work of art.

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Under $30

Beau Brummell Gentlemen’s Facial Mask

Help maintain a youthful and healthy look without having to dig into your girlfriend’s creams by applying Beau Brummell gentlemen’s facial mask. It’s made with natural activated charcoal that detoxifies the skin by absorbing oils and bacteria from deep within pores.

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Hi-Fi Ear Plugs

These are the same style of earplugs trusted by guys that play rock music on stage, so they’re probably gonna drown out your annoying co-workers and boss.

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Airplane Footrest Hammock

Make your economy seat feel like first class with your very own footrest hammock padded with premium memory foam. Now that’s traveling smart!

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Under $30

Magnus Incog Water Gun

Executing a sneak attack on your unsuspecting victim will be easier than ever when armed with the Magnus Incog water gun. It features a deceptive design that looks nothing like your traditional water gun and can blast a steady stream of water up to 32-feet away!

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Realistic Dog Head Mask

This dog head mask is so realistic it’ll look like you sent your dog-pelganger in your place to the costume party. It’s 100% latex, making it as environmentally friendly and non-toxic as it is creepy.

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Godiva Hot Chocolate

Send your taste buds to dessert heaven by sipping on some premium Godiva hot chocolate. It’s made using premium milk chocolate along with the highest quality all-natural ingredients to deliver a rich, smooth, and velvety drinking experience.

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Beer Spinning Chilling Tool

Warm beer sucks. So get your beer cooler than a polar bear’s toe nail with the beer spinning chilling tool. This innovative device spins the can at high speeds and uses convection to rapidly cool down your disgusting warm beer in under a minute.

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Desk Foot Hammock

There’s no better way to lower your stress levels on the job than to feel like you’re in a tropical hammock kickin’ back with a margarita. While this hammock won’t give you all that, it will help provide support for your legs and lower back.

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Handmade Wooden Sunglasses

Upgrade your guy’s shades with a pair of wooden sunnies that’ll look good with anything he wears with them. The frames are handcrafted and the lenses are polarized for extra eye protection.

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Tile Key Finder

Find your keys, EDC gadgets, or just about anything else in record time by attaching the Tile key finder to them. It features a lightweight yet durable and waterproof design with a 200 foot range and an 88 decibel melody that’s 2X as loud as the previous model.

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100 Bucket List Movies Scratch Off Poster

Your BF will be reeling when he receives a poster that will take him on a journey through cinema. As he scratches off each movie, not only will he be treated to myriad classic films, he’ll have a colorful poster when he’s finished watching.

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Personalized Cutting Boards

If there are never too many cooks in the kitchen because dad monopolizes it, let his food flag fly with a personalized cutting board. Every time he’s chopping up the culinary delights he’ll serve for dinner, he’ll be gazing at his name engraved on your choice of wood and thinking of you.

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Pop-Up Dinosaur Encyclopedia

Make science come to life for your paleontologists-in-training with this pop-up dinosaur encyclopedia. This one of a kind read comes packed with fascinating facts and lighthearted humor along with incredibly detailed dinosaurs that pop out as you turn the pages.

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The Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich Maker

The guy at the deli will wonder where your dad went when he starts making his own breakfast sandwiches at home with this layered wonder. Every part is nonstick and removable for quick clean up so he can get to eating his creation right away.

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The Universal Travel Plug Adapter

Power your devices no matter where you are in the world with this universal travel plug adapter. It works in over 150 different counties, and includes 4 USB ports, a USB-C port, and 1 A/C socket, so you can charge and power multiple devices all at once.

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Rugged & Dapper Age Defense Face Moisturizer

Next time you and dad go out for a beer, he’ll get carded and you won’t because you got him Rugged & Dapper. It contains wrinkle-fighting hyaluronic acid and jojoba and shea to moisturize. Plus, it dries matte, so his skin care routine can be his secret.

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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

The Donald has a hidden dimension to him that few truly see. He’s sensitive and poetic, a true word smith of his generation. This groundbreaking book captures the grace and beauty of the 45th president from his tweets at 4am, and includes scholary footnotes that dive deep into the underlying meaning of literary works such as “covfefe” and “fake news”. It’s a must-read, believe me.

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Other White Elephant Gift Ideas

The Hydro Skateboard

Help your little grom shred at the pool with the Hydro Skateboard. Intended for ages eight and up, it’s made from durable and extremely buoyant foam and is not only incredibly fun but also works as a fantastic balance tool for skaters and surfers alike.

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Perfect Fit Adjustable Track Belt

When the holidays roll around, an adjustable belt can come in clutch. One that looks great while sizing up and down with ease is an added bonus. This perfect fit belt has no holes, and instead features a ratchet system that makes it more durable and fit up to 38 different sizes.

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Grow A Boyfriend

Don’t stress it if the men aren’t biting, because now you’ll easily be able to grow your very own boyfriend! Just drop this bad boy into the water and this chiseled hunk will grow to six times his original size in just seventy-two hours.

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Zombie Face Treatment Masks

These zombie face masks will make you look like the stuff of nightmares before revealing your true radiant self. This 8-in-1 full-face treatment mask will help reduce things like fine lines and winkles in addition to tightening and visibly lifting up your skin for a more youthful look.

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100 Tricks To Appear Smart In Meetings

This hilarious book includes 100 tips and tricks you never knew you needed – but once you do you’ll wonder how you ever lived without them. This easy to read book comes with all kinds of info like how to listen while completing ignoring coworkers, how to manage your nodding frequency, and much more!

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Cushionaire Pillow Cloud Slides

Experience supreme comfort by getting your feet in a pair of Cushionair Pillow Cloud Slides. Available in an array of colors, these waterproof slippers feature an insanely comfortable and flexible soft foam sole that will turn the simple act of walking into a sublime activity.

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Intelligent Steak Thermometer

Cook the perfect slab of meat every time by using this intelligent steak thermometer. Simply insert the wireless steel probe into your juicy cut and wait for the color coded led lights to flash so you know when your steak is just right.

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Kindle Oasis

Give your girlfriend the Kindle Oasis and the bathroom becomes her own personal Eden. She can bathe by candlelight and still enjoy her book thanks to its backlit pages. She can drop the whole damn thing in the bath and keep reading because it’s waterproof. And its battery will last weeks, not hours.

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The Pregnancy Cookbook

Fulfill your wife’s wildest and weirdest culinary cravings during her pregnancy by whipping up mouth-watering treats from The Pregnancy Cookbook. The book comes chock-full of yummy one-of-a-kind recipes that are guaranteed to satisfy you wife’s palate.

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Jump Scare Box Spider

Give the arachnophobe in your life a mini heart attack by surprising them with the jump box spider. Upon opening this seemingly run-of-the-mill wooden box, a life-like rubber spider will immediately jump out to scare whoever removed the lid.

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Weighted Desk Cable Organizer

If you or any of your co-workers have a messy desk then this is a must-have! It’s weighted so it stays in place and perfectly holds various charging cables in a neat and tidy manner.

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Beavis and Butthead Skateboards

Improve your skating exponentially once you start busting tricks with the Beavis and Butthead skateboards. You can either ride around on Butthead or channel the greatness of the mighty Cornholio when you’re ready to take your skating to the next level.

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Bartending Tools Kit

Equip your home bar to handle any request that comes your way with the bartending tools kit. Comprised of 13 separate stainless steel pieces, you’ll have everything necessary to whip up complex and exotic cocktails just like the pros.

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Weighted Cooling Blanket

Your girl may be hot, but she’ll only be hotter after getting a better night’s beauty sleep under this weighted cooling blanket. The blanket is designed to keep her cooler and keep her cradled comfortably under 20lbs of weight. The blankets are clinically shown to reduce stress and anxiety, which leads to better sleep.

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Problem Solving & Brainstorming Cards

Make thinking out of the box easier for yourself with these problem solving and brainstorming cards. After choosing a card, said card will instruct you on how to approach a problem from a different perspective, making it a fun and unique way to unleash your creativity.

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Weightlifting Strength Band

Lift heavy without incurring shoulder pain by pumping iron with this weightlifting strength band. Apart from protecting your shoulders, it will allow you to press 10 – 15% more weight than your max while also enforcing proper technique.

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Nomatic Travel Bag/Backpack

Nomatic’s 40L travel bag should be your go-to duffel bag/travel backpack. It’s water repelling, TSA approved, fits under an airplane seat, RFID blocking, and is overflowing with clever storage compartments and nifty features that few other bags offer!

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Flexible Drill Bit Extender

Complete jobs in hard to reach areas with tremendous ease using this flexible drill bit extender. This handy little add-on features a tough yet flexible stainless steel design that you can bend up to 90 degrees in any direction.

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Sol De Janeiro Brazilian Bum Bum Cream

This luscious lotion smells like a beach vacation and it’ll help your girl look great in a bikini. The cream is formulated with Cupuaçu Butter, Açaí Oil, and Coconut Oil and just a hint of caffeine that’ll smooth, moisturize, and rejuvenate her skin.

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Shaving Blade Sharpener

The shaving blade sharpener is designed to keep those expensive shaving razors sharp so you aren’t breaking the bank just to have a smooth and clean shave. With all that saved cash, you can buy more junk from us!

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Wireless Charging Pad

Charge your smartphone or tablet like never before using this wireless charging pad. It’s compatible with a range of devices and utilizes Qi inductive charging technology which eliminates the need to attach a charging cable.

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Ship In A Bottle Bourbon Whiskey Decanter

Set sail on a spirited cruise down the bourbon whiskey river with a beautiful, handcrafted ship in a bottle decanter. The glass is handblown and sits atop a wooden base for easy pouring.

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Mickey Mouse Glove Hand Corn Holders

Make mealtime more whimsical for everyone at the table with these Micky Mouse glove hand corn holders. Designed like Mickey’s iconic gloved hands, these amusing corn holders are ideal for parents with fussy eaters.

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Fireplace Skull Gas Log

Give your Halloween party a more hellish ambiance by throwing one of these badass fireproof skull gas logs into the fireplace. This sinister looking accessory measures 8.6″ x 7″ and is crafted from high strength and temperature-resistant cement.

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Wrap Around Neck Support Pillow

The TRTL pillow is a scientifically proven travel pillow that’ll keep your head in the most optimal positional, keeping your head upright and stopping you from nodding forward. It’s constructed with ultra plush fleece, and comes in a variety of lovely colors.

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Magic Wand TV Remote

Harry Potter fans can now control any TV with the flick of the wrist with this magic wand TV remote control! This magic wand TV remote control has 13 different gestures to do everything from turn the TV on and off to changing the volume or channel.

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Golf Club Bluetooth Speaker & Power Bank

Make your next relaxing golf day the best one yet by giving it a groovy soundtrack using this golf club Bluetooth speaker and power bank. It allows you to conveniently listen to tunes, make calls, and even keep your devices juiced up.

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A 2nd Monitor

Your productivity will skyrocket when you gain an extra monitor to your workflow. While there’s endless monitors you could choose from, we recommend Acer’s 24″ monitor, it’s nothing fancy but it’ll get the job done without costing you an arm and a leg.

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HyperChiller Iced Coffee Maker

Make the perfect iced coffee in one minute flat with the HyperChiller iced coffee maker. It can hold up to 12.5-ounces and will chill hot coffee by 130+ degrees in just 60 seconds.

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Nixon Base Tide Pro Surf Watch

Ensure you always know when the conditions are best for shredding some tasty waves by strapping on the Nixon Base Tide Pro surf watch. This very rugged waterproof watch comes with features like 550 pre-programmed tides and sunrise/sunset locations.

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Playmobil Back To The Future DeLorean

Embark on the journey of a lifetime with the Doc, Marty, and the Playmobil Back To The Future DeLorean. This neat 64-piece set includes a pint-size DeLorean with a flux capacitor along with minifigs of Marty, Dr. Brown, and even Einstein the dog.

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DIY Giant Hydraulic Hand

This DIY giant hydraulic hand is the ideal way to show your kids how learning can be fun. This great hands-on STEM toy comes with a fully detailed and highly illustrated manual that will show anyone how to transform the 203 pieces into a 16-inch robotic hand.

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Light Up Basketball

With the light up basketball you’ll be able to continue your b-ball game long after the court lights go off. This regulation size and weight basketball comes with two built in LED lights that illuminate the ball from within and give it a orange-ish red glow.

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Suit Pajamas

Look and feel like a million bucks every time you go to sleep by slipping into these Suit Pajamas. Made from fine silk and cotton, these comfy pajamas are the officially licensed version of the Suitjamas seen in How I Met Your Mother.

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Kulae Elite Hybrid Yoga Mat

Not even the sweatiest of hot yoga classes will be a match for the Kulae Elite hybrid yoga mat. It measures 72″ x 24″ x 0.5″ thick comes with a non-slip surface on the bottom and a bamboo microfiber top side that will absorb all your sweat.

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Amphibious R/C Car

Show your kids that it’s fun to conquer mother nature with the amphibious remote control car. Unlike your standard remote control car, this amphibious model comes specially designed to be able to trudge through either pavement, sand, dirt, or water.

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I Need A New Butt

Fill story time with laughter by reading your little one I Need A New Butt. In this amusing children’s book, the main character sets off on a quest for a new butt after noticing that the one he has, has a huge crack on it! Find out what type of butt he chooses in this quirky tale.

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The Bridal Buddy

Wearing luxurious gowns is all good and fun until it’s time for a dreaded bathroom break. Luckily, the Bridal Buddy is here to save the day! This ingenious accessory makes it possible to easily lift up your entire gown so that your next potty experience easier than ever.

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DIY Magic Flying Butterfly Card

Cards that sing are old news. Cards that release a paper butterfly that will literally fly by your friend are the new trend in greetings. Keep the camera on your friend to catch their face when they see this bug flutter by.

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Brother All-In-One Laser Printer

If you want an all-in-one printer that just flat out works and doesn’t give you constant problems, this is the printer you absolutely should buy. We use it exclusively within our office, it’s been a reliable workhorse for years.

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Chapfix Lip Balm For Men

Fight against dryness in the manliest way possible by applying a healthy helping of Chapfix lip balm for men to your chapped lips. Made with aloe, beeswax and mint, this practical limp balm even comes with an SPF 15 rating, making it a must for any outdoorsy guy.

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Giant Barbecue Spatula

You call that a knife spatula? This is a knife spatula! Once you grill with the giant barbecue spatula there’s no going back to your less adequate tools. The enormous spatula surface is perfect for taking on the biggest grilling jobs with ease.

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Hairclip Multi-Tool

If MacGyver had a vagina, he/she would undoubtedly own one of these hairclip multi-tools. Traditionally used by alpha females to mark their territory in their spouse’s domicile, this hair clip functions as a screwdriver, wrench, ruler and even a cutting edge!

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Super Mario Bros. Wall Decals

Transform your home’s plain walls into action packed levels using these Super Mario Bros. wall decals. These easy to apply decals come styled exactly like elements from the classic Nintendo game so that you can recreate scenes from your favorite levels.

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Baguette Slippers

Your feet will be feeling gouda when tucked into a pair of baguette slippers. You’ll brie overjoyed by their plush interior that’ll keep your tootsies nice and fresh baked in cool autumn and winter temps.

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The Perfect Posture Strap

Achieve the perfect form of sitting posture effortlessly with BetterBack. As seen on Shark Tank, this posture belt provides lower back support, helping relieve lower back pain as you sit.

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Spiral Hot Dog Slicer

Give your plain dogs a delicious gourmet touch using this spiral hot dog slicer. This easy to operate utensil slices up your plump dog into a meaty spiral so that it cooks evenly inside and out while it’s roasting over your grill top.

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Waboba Moon Ball

Move aside Super Ball, there’s a new king in town. The compact and immensely fun Waboba Moon Ball measures 2.48” across so that it fits nicely in the hand, creates a distinctive “pop” sound when it hits the ground, and can reach a height of 100 feet!

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Coiled Wax Candle

Light up your home with these coiled wax candles that will burn for 144 hours and will auto-extinguish themselves – making them safer than your traditional candle where you have to worry about blowing them out when you aren’t at home.

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Sriracha Bottle Keychain

Don’t ever be caught without some of that sweet delicious Sriracha sauce! This bottle keychain is perfect for taking on the go, ensuring you’re never caught in a dire situation of having food served to you that isn’t drenched in Sriracha.

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The Cheese Printer Prank Gift Box

Smile and say cheese, you’ve just taken your first slice-y. Infuse your friend’s next gift with some dairy hilarity by hiding their true gift in a box featuring a faux piece of tech.

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What I Love About Dad Fill-in Journal

You love everything about him, but if you want to get a little bit more specific, this book is here to be your guide. On its 112 pages are prompts to help you better express your positive feelings about dad and the great things he’s done.

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Yoga Learning Mat

Ditch the overcrowded classes and become a skilled yogi from the comfort of home using the yoga learning mat. This natural rubber mat comes with a ten-session DVD and numbered circles printed onto the surface of the mat that show proper hand and foot placement.

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Personalized Cutting Boards

If there are never too many cooks in the kitchen because dad monopolizes it, let his food flag fly with a personalized cutting board. Every time he’s chopping up the culinary delights he’ll serve for dinner, he’ll be gazing at his name engraved on your choice of wood and thinking of you.

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Triple Compartment Cellphone Crossbody Bag

For those quick summer jaunts, your GF needs something to carry just the things she needs, not everything and the kitchen sink. This Triple Compartment Cellphone Crossbody Bag is chic, stylish, and roomier than it looks. It’s got space for her wallet, phone, lipstick, and keys. It’s made of eco-friendly fabric and comes in an array of pretty colors.

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Shiatsu Neck Shoulder & Back Massager

Dad will be so zoned out watching Sunday afternoon football while he’s using his Shiatsu Neck, Shoulder & Back Massager that he might let you change the channel to a different game. With heated, 3-speed rotating nodes treating his sore spots to some love, he’ll totally forget he’s not watching his favorite team.

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11-In-1 Survival Gear Kit

This 11-in-1 survival gear kit is an excellent addition to any pack or bugout bag. It features a well designed, compact build that makes it highly portable and comes loaded with everything from a 3-mode flashlight, and a fire starter to a multi-function saber card.

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Passback Practice Football

Work on the fundamentals in your spare time by throwing this passback practice football against a flat wall. The unique half-shape of the football makes it spiral back towards you, making it great for strengthening your throwing muscles.

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Medieval Hand Blades

Owning a pair of these medieval hand blades is the closest you’ll ever get to being born with mutant healing powers and given retractable blades in your fists. These fully functional hand blades are designed with mini skulls and sport a comfortable hand grip as well.

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Terribly Good Dad Jokes Book

Four out of three dads admit they’re bad at fractions and have used that joke too many times. Refresh their material with an infusion from Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes. This book will have them laughing for hours.

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