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Your next holiday party is right around the corner and you need ideas for $10 white elephant gifts. We’ll look now further. We’ve browsed all around the web and found what we believe are the best white elephant gifts under $10 that you can find. From prank gift boxes to bacon flavored toothpicks you’ll find a plethora of funny white elephant gifts under $10 right here. The best white elephant gifts under $10 is just a few scrolls away, so what are you waiting for? Let the $10 white elephant gift ideas begin…

White Elephant Gifts Under $10

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The Cheese Printer

The cheese printer is the useful gadget that makes adding a nutritious component to fond memories as easy as one-two-brie! Now you’ll be able to conveniently transfer any digital image on your smartphone directly to a savory slice of your favorite cheese.

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Hand Mounted Flashlight

Improve visibility when working in tight and dark environments with the hand mounted flashlight. The flashlight conveniently mounts onto the hand and eliminates the need to have someone else holding the light for you. You’ll be able to point the light exactly where you need.

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Drumstick Chopsticks

Rock out while you wait for your sushi to arrive with these fun Drumstick Chopsticks. Included in this package are four sets of fully functional Chopsticks that each have a drumstick shape at the top allowing you to enjoy your sushi without skipping a beat.

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Terribly Good Dad Jokes Book

Four out of three dads admit they’re bad at fractions and have used that joke too many times. Refresh their material with an infusion from Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes. This book will have them laughing for hours.

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Can Shaped Beer Glass

Enjoy your ice-cold brew with style by sipping it out of this can-shaped beer glass. This unique 16-ounce beer glass delivers the best of both worlds by providing you with the smooth contours of a can along with the head-releasing flavor benefits of a glass.

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Hoppy Beer Soap

Get springtime fresh like a true beer aficionado by lathering up with this Hoppy IPA beer soap. Handmade by artisans to ensure quality, this cruelty-free bar of soap features an enjoyable scent described as a combination of spicy, herbal, and grassy.

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Contoured Sleep Mask & Ear Plugs

Whether you’re trying to sleep on the plane or just in a new environment like a hotel room, a sleep mask and some earplugs (or earbuds) will help you fall asleep faster and stay asleep longer. And with the contoured shape, it’ll rest comfortably on your face.

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Bacon Flavored Toothpicks

There’s no better way to finish a satisfying BBQ meal than by picking all the savory leftover morsels of meat lodged in your teeth using these bacon flavored toothpicks. They feature an intoxicating bacon taste guaranteed to satisfy any red blooded carnivore.

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Millennium Falcon Chocolate Mold

Prepare to hit your taste buds at light speed with these Millennium Falcon chocolate molds. These geeky Star Wars themed silicone molds can be also be used to create Millennium Falcon shaped ice cubes, and will be a big hit at any geeky party.

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What I Love about You Fill in the Love Book

How do you love her? Let her count the ways in the What I Love About You Fill-in-the-Blank book. Respond to the prompts in the book and write her a best-seller. There are spaces to doodle, too, if you’re better at expressing your feelings through pictures.

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Peanut Butter And Jelly Wallet

Just like when Michael Jordan retired to go play baseball, the peanut butter and jelly sandwich has realized he has reached his potential as a sandwich and is venturing out to challenge himself – the PB&J is now looking poised to dominate the wallet industry.

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Mom I Wrote A Book About You

Fill your loving mother with tears of pure joy on her special day by surprising her with Mom, I Wrote a Book About You. Inside you’ll find a series of fun yet heartfelt prompts so that you can create a thoughtful gift as unique as your mom.

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How to Make Money in Your Spare Time

Everybody needs a side hustle. This comical book will show you how to make some extra coin in a not so legal way. It includes real advice from the Mafia and crooked politicians to give you insight on how to scam and cheat your way to the top!

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Confetti High Fives

An average high five doesn’t cut it in above average situations. This creative hand attachment fills the air with an explosion of confetti for the high fives that come as results of the best news.

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101 Conversation Starters For Couples

The questions on these cards were specially crafted to deepen intimacy in your relationship. The author behind 5 Love Languages came up with 101 conversation starters you and your boyfriend can talk over to get to know each other in ways you hadn’t before.

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Glow In The Dark Bubbles

Glow in the dark bubbles? GLOW IN THE DARK BUBBLES! Yes, they exist and they are pretty darn spiffy. The bubbles glow when exposed to UV light, giving off a vibrant shade of blue. These Glow In The Dark Bubbles make for an awesome party gift.

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Asshole Repellent

Stop attracting Mr. Wrong – with the asshole repellent spray you can ensure that only good men will be coming your way on a night out. This life changing spray is scientifically engineered to repel not just assholes but also douche bags, pricks, and other types of losers.

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Black Cat Stockings

The black cat stockings will bring you anything but bad luck – unless you happen to cross your legs. They’re the stylish stockings designed to turn your plain legs into a pair of cute black cats, complete with an adorable curvy tail in the back.

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Easy Clean Water Bottle

There is no easy way to clean a typical re-usable water bottle – until now – the easy clean water bottle has a detachable lid at both the bottom and top, giving you easy access to clean off the build up of bacteria you normally wouldn’t be able to reach in a water bottle.

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Gold Flakes Nail Polish

Make your most drab outfits stand out by adding a little flair with the gold flakes nail polish. Once you bedazzle your nails with some gold flakes you’ll give the impression your hands are adorned with the finest jewels and gems available on the planet.

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Fortune Telling Beer Glass

Those who say that you won’t find any answers at the bottom of the glass clearly never drank out of this fortune telling beer glass. Each 27 ounce cup is crafted from durable food-safe plastic and comes with a built-in fortune teller with 20 different fortunes.

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How To Poo At Work Book

It’s a sad fact of life: you sometimes have to poo in uncomfortable locations. The How To Poo At Work book is the how-to guide that’s sweeping the nation, transforming workplaces for the better and ensuring everyone’s emptying their bowels confidently!

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Bubble Clay Face Mask

Pamper your face in the weirdest way possible with this bubble clay face mask. Made in South Korea, this unique blackhead removing and exfoliating mask actually bubbles up as you apply it!

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Waboba Moon Ball

Move aside Super Ball, there’s a new king in town. The compact and immensely fun Waboba Moon Ball measures 2.48” across so that it fits nicely in the hand, creates a distinctive “pop” sound when it hits the ground, and can reach a height of 100 feet!

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You Are A Badass Book

Life’s too short to live unhappy – so create the life you’ve always envisioned by reading “You Are A Badass”. Renowned success coach Jen Sincero provides inspiring stories and helpful advice so you can end self-doubt and become the best version of you.

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Naughty Greeting Cards

Thank your BF for all those infusions of vitamin D with a card dedicated to his manhood. The inside is squeaky clean so you can dirty it up with an equally saucy message.

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Pocket Rescue Tool

Keep a multitude of useful tools at your immediate disposal by carrying the pocket rescue tool. Its compact form is small enough to fit in your hand yet contains over seven extremely useful tools – such as wire strippers, a screwdriver, and a bottle opener.

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Sword House Key

This sword house key will make you feel like a mighty warrior every time you enter your kingdom. This amusing key’s base comes shaped like a tiny sword hilt that will add flair to your keychain and make this a great little gift for your boyfriend, husband, brother, or dad.

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Always Positive Prank Pregnancy Test

Send ’em running for the hills by surprising your better half with the always positive prank pregnancy test. Indistinguishable from the real thing, this hilarious item is specially designed to turn positive with every use – even with plain tap water.

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Grow A Boyfriend

Don’t stress it if the men aren’t biting, because now you’ll easily be able to grow your very own boyfriend! Just drop this bad boy into the water and this chiseled hunk will grow to six times his original size in just seventy-two hours.

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Vortex Optical Illusion Rug

Bring depth and instant ambiance to any room in the home by laying out the vortex rug. The novel design on this 15.7″ x 23.6″ rug creates a mind-bending stereoscopic illusion that’ll add a fun twist to the room, ideal for both children and adults alike!

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The Present Of Nothing

This is the ideal gift for those hard-to-shop-for types who always say “nothing” when you ask them what they want. The present of nothing consists of a small empty box with the quote “This box contains nothing. Exactly what you wanted!”

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F*ck I’m Bored Activity Book

F*ck I’m Bored is the wildly entertaining activity book that will help you keep your sanity when you’re stuck at home. Its pages come filled with 100 adult activities to keep your mind occupied, ranging from classics like Sudoku and Word Scramble to “Brick-by-F*cking-Brick.”

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The Screaming Goat

If you love goats – or even if you don’t – the screaming goat is the gift for you! This tiny screaming goat is exactly what you think it is. It screams. A lot.

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A Can Of Whoop Ass

Next time you threaten to open a can of whoop ass on someone, follow through by popping the top on a can of whooping cream. This actual can of whoop ass is filled with compost to help your anger bloom into something more productive, like weeds in the backyard garden.

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Tactical Cargo Socks Prank Gift Box

These tactical Cargo Socks will make a fine addition to any avid outdoorsman’s wardrobe. Apart from keeping your feet warm and comfy, they come outfitted with large waterproof pockets that will keep your essentials dry, protected, and always handy.

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DIY Magic Flying Butterfly Card

Cards that sing are old news. Cards that release a paper butterfly that will literally fly by your friend are the new trend in greetings. Keep the camera on your friend to catch their face when they see this bug flutter by.

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Fake Electrical Outlet Stickers

Put boredom to bed with these fake electrical outlet stickers! Simply stick these vinyl stickers onto any wall in your home. office, or any store and watch the fun begin.

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Floral Self-Defense Kubaton Keychain

Keep an ace up your sleeve, or rather, in your purse if danger arises by toting around this floral self-defense kubaton keychain. Designed by a self-defense expert, this virtually unbreakable keychain allows you to strike your attacker with the point or use your keys as a whip.

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Baby Animal Sheet Masks

Have a little fun while you nurture and rejuvenate your skin by using these baby animal sheet masks. Each thermo-sensitive color fading mask transforms your boring old human face into an adorable little animal like a seal, a panda, a cute kitty, or a pug.

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Chapfix Lip Balm For Men

Fight against dryness in the manliest way possible by applying a healthy helping of Chapfix lip balm for men to your chapped lips. Made with aloe, beeswax and mint, this practical limp balm even comes with an SPF 15 rating, making it a must for any outdoorsy guy.

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Earwax Candle Kit Prank Gift Box

Have a little fun with your gift recipient by wrapping up their expensive new gift in this earwax candle kit box. This convincingly realistic gift box will cover up your real gift inside. The best part is watching the confusion on the face of the recipient!

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Exfoliating Lip Brush

Keep your luscious lips looking radiant and plump with this exfoliating lip brush. Simply apply the scrub to your lips and brush in a circular motion with the brush head’s soft bristles to help stimulate blood circulation for a healthier more youthful appearance.

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DIY Vasectomy Prank Gift Box

Scissors are not included with this gag gift box, but they don’t need to be. Give your BF the gift of slight terror and lots of laughter before opening the box that houses his real gift. Bonus points to you if it’s something sharp inside.

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How To Win Friends & Influence People Book

Dale Carnegie’s quintessential management book is a must-have for the boss who might be looking to take the next step in their career. How to Win Friends & Influence People will help any boss start climbing the rungs of the corporate ladder.

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Bring Me Some Wine Socks

Say what’s on your mind without uttering a single word while wearing these “bring me some wine” socks. These white cotton socks provide a soft comfy fit that’ll keep your feet toasty – making this a great gift for the lazy wine lover in your life.

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Travel Checklist Notepad

Make sure you’ve got all your items necessary for your next trip with the “PACK THIS!” travel checklist notepad. It features an extensive list of checklist items, so you can be sure you’re fully prepared.

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Beer Soap

Beer is everything the body needs and more. In this particular case, it’s soap! If you love kicking back some cold ones, you’ll love starting off your morning with a zesty shower fueled with beer soap!

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Baby Up In This Bitch Car Decal

Make people take notice of your precious cargo by getting their attention with the “Baby Up In This Bitch” car decal. It’s styled like the popular “Baby On Board” signs but with a more impactful and humorous statement that’s sure to get a big reaction from drivers.

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Lipstick Lighter

Look like the most fashionable smoker in your circle when you go to light your cigarette with this lipstick lighter. Disguised as a chic polka-dot lipstick, this refillable butane lighter is the obvious choice for any fashion forward smoker.

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I Need A New Butt

Fill story time with laughter by reading your little one I Need A New Butt. In this amusing children’s book, the main character sets off on a quest for a new butt after noticing that the one he has, has a huge crack on it! Find out what type of butt he chooses in this quirky tale.

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Hairclip Multi-Tool

If MacGyver had a vagina, he/she would undoubtedly own one of these hairclip multi-tools. Traditionally used by alpha females to mark their territory in their spouse’s domicile, this hair clip functions as a screwdriver, wrench, ruler and even a cutting edge!

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Office Life Coloring Book

Make life in the cubicle a little more bearable with this snarky coloring book for adults. The #OfficeLife coloring book is perfect for everyone from road warriors to regional managers, allowing you to relieve stress and you fill in the pages with color.

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Disposable Hair Traps

Keep your drains from getting clogged by a revolting accumulation of wet hair with the disposable hair traps. Simply place it over the the drain before showering and it’ll trap all those loose hairs while allowing the water to flow down the drain.

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Realistic Fake Cockroaches

Turn nightmares into reality with help from these realistic fake cockroaches. The pack comes with 100 life-like 2.7″ long roaches just perfect for placing in small dark spaces like desk drawers, kitchen cabinets, and inside shoes.

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MacBook Pocket Mirror

Looking for a pocket mirror that shows your blatant obsession with Apple products? No bigger than an iPod Nano, these pocket mirrors are styled like a miniature MacBook Air – except the monitor has been replaced with a high quality reflective mirror.

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The Plant Urinal

Thanks to The Plant Urinal now you can quit throwing away your money on expensive soils and plant nutrients! Now you’ll be able to conveniently turn your liquid gold into a nutrient-packed stream that will help your flowers grow healthier and more beautiful than ever.

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Blacklight Markers

Conceal your top secret messages from nosey strangers by writing with these blacklight markers. Under regular light the ink from the marker remains invisible – but when it’s placed under UV blacklights, they visibly come to life.

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How to Poo at Work

Mastering the art of poo’ing at work is no easy task. But with the incredibly helpful “How To Poo At Work” book, you’ll be on your way to dropping chocolate dragons during your lunch break without even breaking a sweat.

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Organic Craft Beer Guide

Hop aboard the organic bandwagon next time you’re looking to get hammered with the organic craft beer guide. This informative book provides brewers of all skill levels with everything they need to brew the healthiest and best tasting beer in town.

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Glow In The Dark Nail Polish

Turn your hands into all-night glow sticks at the next party by getting your nails done with the glow in the dark nail polish. This eye-catching shade goes on easy and leaves a flawless finish that makes your fingertips glow with a bright yellowish green hue. 

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I Heart Gay Porn Magnetic Bumper Sticker

The “I heart gay porn” magnetic bumper sticker is the perfect way to exact revenge on anyone who’s crossed you recently. It’s remarkably easily to discreetly place on anyone’s vehicle and large enough to be seen by all who drive past it.

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Kitty Litter Box Zen Garden

Cats are the least zen creatures on the planet, but their litter boxes are where they and you can find some relief. Two tiny stone cats are included with the clumps in this desktop zen garden.

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The Universal Socket

A stripped bolt or oddly sized nut won’t stop dad when he’s using the universal socket. Its spring actuated steel rods move to conform to materials sized between 1/4″ and 3/4″ and it can attach to a drill for making work move a little quicker.

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Office Police Workplace Violation Sticky Note

Everyone knows someone at their job that would love these. Yes, this person rules with an iron fist that some might dread, but they’ll never change so help them indulge a little in their power tripping ways.

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Everything is Fine Paper Note Pad

Everything is fine. Why do you ask?

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If You Can Read This, Bring Wine Socks

This is my life now. If you can read these socks, you are legally obligated to bring me some wine. And if you don’t… well, I’m not going to get up, I’m pretty comfy… but when I do eventually get up, you’re never going to hear the end of it!

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Things I Want To Say At Work But Can’t Journal

This perfect 6″x9″ journal is the perfect joking but not really gag gift for your coworkers. Depending on your job, it actually might be quite stress relieving.

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Sticky Note Wrist Watch Pad

There’s no better way to keep a helpful reminder of a pressing matter than with a wrist watch that reminds you everytime you look down. Now your fellow co-workers will have no excuses for forgetfulness! It’s a great passive aggressive gift.

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Soundproofing Door Strips

Because you probably have family members or roommates that don’t always respect that you’re on a Zoom meeting with all of your five bosses, you might want to invest in these door strips.

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Beer Bottle Stein Lid

Class up your watered down domestic brew with this beer bottle stein lid. The small lid features a sturdy metal clip that attaches to most bottles to provide a convenient way of keeping bugs out while making yourself look like a beer connoisseur.

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iPhone Fan

There might not be an app to end the heat wave going on, but at least now you can keep cool with this iPhone fan. This compact and soft blade winged fan connects to and is powered by your iPhone, giving off a cool breeze and making your iPhone that much more useful.

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Hand Jobs Party Game

Keep game night at your place from getting too stale with Hand Jobs. In this fast-paced card game, players will compete with each other to see who can perform and complete the most hand jobs from the deck of cards.

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Butt Face Soap Bar

Everyone’s got two sets of cheeks, and whomever receives this soap will never forget which side of the bar they used on one or the other thanks to the carved labels.

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Candy Nipple Tassels

Treat your partner to a titillating session by putting on these candy nipple tassels. These colorful and completely edible tassels have a 2.75-inch diameter, measure 5-inches long, and will give a brand new meaning to sweet lovin’.

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Knodel Desk Mat

Protect your desk while adding a little colorful personality with this mat. It stays put when you’re using it but is easily removable if you need to clean it. Since it’s made of leather, your optic mouse can still track on it and it’s durable enough to stand up to coffee spills.

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The Screaming Goat Figurine

When you want to scream into the void but you live in a cramped apartment, it’s not a good idea. The G.O.A.T. idea is to let a desk-sized goat do the shrieking for you.

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White Trash Cooking Recipe Book

It’s time to embrace the exotic delicacies of white trash cooking. This incredible recipe book includes instructions for delights such as Oven-Baked Possum, Tutti’s Fancy Fruited Porkettes, and Mock-Cooter Stew.

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Giant Glow In The Dark Moon Sticker

Fall asleep to the soothing glow of a full moon every night by sticking this giant glow in the dark moon decal on your wall. This giant sticker measures 71 inches across and comes printed with an actual photograph of a full moon for added realism.

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Passive Aggressive Notepad

By avoiding confrontation, you avoid conflict, and no one wants to have a meeting that could’ve been an email, which is exactly what a confrontation is. Leave a note instead and express your true feelings without having to say an actual word.

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The Plant Urinal Prank Gift Box

When nature calls, this box makes it look like dad’s getting a gift that will let him call nature back. In reality, it’s a hilarious gag box that to cover up his real present.

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Where’s The Wookie Book

Put your bounty-hunting skills to the test as you try to locate Chewbacca inside the pages of the Where’s The Wookie book. It’s up to you to scour places like the Jawa market and Ewok village in order to find and capture this notorious Rebel scum.

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Anti-Theft Lunch Bag

Prevent your lunch from being stolen with this fake mold anti-theft lunch bag. The bag has a design that makes it look like your perfectly good sandwich is actually ridden with mold. With the exception of public hangings, this is the best way to deter office thieves.

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Duct Tape Engineer Book

Become a real-life Duct Tape wizard by crafting some impressive things with help from the Duct Tape Engineer book. This entertaining read comes loaded with dozens of various Duct Tape items that you can craft ranging from furniture to outdoor items and other tools.

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Caffeinated Soap

Start your morning shower with a jolt of energy by using the Shower Shock caffeinated soap bar. These soap bars are filled with 200 milligrams of caffeine, good for twelve showers that will wake you up when you’re feeling tired and groggy.

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Crafting with Cat Hair

The friend that’s always covered in cat hair doesn’t have to let that fluff go to waste any more. Crafting with Cat Hair provides all the instructions they need to make giftable artisan items made from Mr. Jingles’ fur.

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Readerest Magnetic Glasses Holder

The perfect accessory to keep your glasses close by without having to wear them all the time. Readerest is affordable and practical gift idea for any co-workers who wears spectacles.

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Mini Finger Hands For Finger Hands

The brilliant minds that brought you finger hands have outdone themselves with their newest creation – mini finger hands for finger hands. They’re utterly useless, highly entertaining, and come in sets of five mini finger hands in assorted skin tones.

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Chicken Leg Socks

Update your wardrobe with the newest trend in feathery fashions with a pair of chicken leg socks. Your feet will never have looked more clucking fantastic than they do when you only have 3 wrinkly toes and tiny claws.

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Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Now you can secretly carry around a lighter with this deceptive lighter that looks like a pack of chewing gum. These clever pocket lighters are refillable and come in a variety of gum brand styles, with everything from Double Mint to Juicy Fruit.

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Hair Scalp Massager Shampoo Brush

This amazing bathtime accessory will give your scalp the royal treatment! This hair scalp massager shampoo brush is outfitted with soft thick silicone brushes that massage the scalp and is outfitted with a top handle to provide a secure grip.

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A Dude’s Guide To The Couch

Get acquainted with your best friend on a deeper level by diving into A Dude’s Guide to the Couch. In this lighthearted and enjoyable read, you’ll discover seventy incredible things that you can do on your beloved couch.

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S**t I Can’t Remember Password Journal

After you’ve educated dad about why he can’t use “Password123” as his password for every site, give him a safe place to write them down. S**t I Can’t Remember houses his every login on paper for easy look up.

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Somehow I Manage Notebook

The world’s best gift for the world’s best boss – the Michael G. Scott “Somehow I Manage” notebook is the definitive way to jot down your daily work notes, thoughts, and maybe amateur movie script.

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The Manly Art Of Knitting

Learn how to become a true badass with a pair of needles by reading The Manly Art of Knitting. Originally published in 1972, this practical guide provides step-by-step instructions for beginners alongside helpful illustrations and images.

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Finger Hockey Game

Finger sports have kept us entertained for years in school and while at work, but these finger hockey games take it to a whole new level. Included in this desktop ice hockey set are finger goalie pads, one mini hockey stick, a mini puck and goal, and of course the ice rink.

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My Ex-Wife’s Wedding Dress

When Kevin Cotter’s wife left him, she took everything except her wedding dress. In Kevin’s infinite wisdom, he took it upon himself to find 101 uses for his ex-wife’s wedding dress – with everything from using it as a car sponge to a fishing net in this hilarious book.

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Scalp Massagers

This is the best bang for your buck massaging tool you could ever get. Simply pop this incredible massaging tool over your scalp and achieve a deep and relaxing head massage while increasing blood circulation.

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“Bathe & Brew” Prank Gift Box

A steaming hot coffee in your steaming hot shower? What more could you ask for? Probably for the Bathe & Brew to be a real thing. This gag gift box is one gift your friend might actually want to receive.

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Prank Gift Box Bathe & Brew Coffee Maker

Coffee is life, don’t just brew it, bathe in it. And see how long you can keep your box amused with this prank gift box. Tuck their real gift inside and ready a camera to capture to their laughter.

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Knodel Desk Pad

With a leather construction and an array of fun colors, everyone in the office is going to want the Knodel desk pad. It acts as a mousepad, a way to stay organized and keep your workspace clear, and even as a coaster for your hot coffee.

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SinkSuds Travel Laundry Detergent

Stop overpaying for expensive laundry service at your hotel. These travel size laundry detergent packs allow you to easily and quickly wash your clothes from the convenience of your hotel room’s sink or bath tub.

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Grow Your Own Avocado Tree Kit

Guac is extra and we can’t afford to keep paying for it! So start growing your own with this avocado tree growing kit. It includes everything you need to start growing your very own avocado tree from the comfort of your home.

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A Bag Of Farts

Launch a sack attack on a friend that’s needs a little perking up. Inside this humble gag gift is a puff of air that will assault your friend’s senses when they open it up.

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Dude Wipes Flushable Wipes

When the twigs and berries are a little ripe but there’s no time for a shower, Dude Wipes can freshen things up. These wipes are bigger than the average, flushable, and contain aloe and vitamin E so whatever is wiped will be as soft as it is fresh.

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Bed Bug Tower Alarm Clock Prank Box

No home is complete without bed bugs! It’s like an ant farm, except with the infinitely more loveable bed bugs! Put them beside your bed, and let their comforting crittery movements wake you in the morning!

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Bottle Opener Ring

Be prepared to get wasted at any given moment with the beer bottle opener ring. Forged out of stainless steel, this handsome looking ring serves the dual purpose of adorning your hand in addition to popping open your favorite brew with a flick of the wrist.

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The Cheese Printer Prank Gift Box

Smile and say cheese, you’ve just taken your first slice-y. Infuse your friend’s next gift with some dairy hilarity by hiding their true gift in a box featuring a faux piece of tech.

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Desktop Cable Organizer

Bring order to your workstation with help from this desktop cable organizer. This three-pack includes a 3-slot, 5-slot, and 7-slot silicone cable holder that will keep your cables from getting all tangled up.

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Other White Elephant Gift Ideas

Amazon Alexa For Your Car

Make the most out of each drive by making Alexa your co-pilot using the Amazon Echo Auto. This handy device allows you to easily perform a myriad of activities from choosing your favorite tunes to voice-controlling your home from your car.

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Miracle Trigger Tension Reliever

This miracle trigger tension reliever will deliver instant pain relief virtually anywhere you are. This ultra-portable gadget is equipped with a couple of crystals that create a small electrical charge to provide acupressure-like relief without resorting to needles.

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100 Dates Bucket List Scratch Off Poster

Spice up your date night and create some happy memories with a poster featuring 100 different dates for you and your BF to enjoy together. That’s almost two years of dates if you you try one once a week.

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Das Keyboard 4 Mechanical Keyboard

Ergonomics is important, that’s why we recommend this mechanical keyboard from Das Keyboard. This ultra premium keyboard has all of its keys perfectly laid out, every tap just feels right on your finger tips.

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Race Car Bed

Make your dream of owning a rubber burning muscle car a reality by plopping down on this one of a kind race car bed. The sturdy race car frame is capable of holding up to 300 pounds and comes with built-in sound effects and functioning LED headlights.

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The All-In-One Wet Shaving Kit

The all-in-one wet shaving kit will transform your dull morning shaves into a daily ritual you’ll actually look forward to. Taking inspiration from the past, this kit includes a sleek razor, sandalwood shaving soap, a steel bowl, and a handy canvas carrying bag.

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Slip And Slide Hockey Rink

Bring arcade style fun into your very own backyard during the summer time with the slip and slide hockey rink. Two players sit on their knees and go head to head in a watery rink as they try to score on each other using a specialized game puck.

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LEGO Technic Ferrari 488 GTE

Own one of the most legendary race cars in history by adding this 1,677-piece LEGO Technic Ferrari 488 GTE to your collection. The finished car measures 19″ long and comes with intricate details such as original decals, opening doors, and a V8 engine with moving parts.

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Pizza Cologne

Smell like obesity with the newest line of cologne from Demeter – the pizza cologne. This intoxicating fragrance will leave you smelling like a greasy, artery-clogging, freshly sliced piece of pizza that just came out of the oven. Garlic stick cologne sold separately.

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Motorized Electric Heel Wheels

Transform any pair of shoes into some hot skates with these motorized electric heel wheels. They’re equipped with proprietary 50mm urethane wheels, sealed bearings, and will emit an eye-catching spray of sparks as you effortlessly glide along the pavement.

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Fart Gas Neutralizer Pads

Charcoal is for more than the grill, it’s also for neutralizing the hottest butt blasters your friend fires off. These pads affix to their undies to make their silent but deadlies a little less deadly.

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Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher

Modern man has evolved significantly over the past few decades – he’s more in touch with his feelings, he cares about how he dresses, but how can he scratch his balls without looking like a pig? Nine out of ten gentlemen agree, the gentleman’s ball scratcher is the clear solution.

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iPhone + iPad Printer

Print photos from your iPhone or iPad with ease with this printer designed specifically for the iPhone and iPad. It’s compact size means you can print anywhere at a high resolution with no computer needed – just plug in your iPad or iPhone and print!

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Lightsaber Chopsticks

It’s rumored that Jedi knights get their high connection to the force because of all the sushi they eat. You too can be a Jedi if you eat enough sushi while using these lightsaber chopsticks… well, probably not – but they are pretty cool chopsticks!

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Braided Genuine Leather Bracelet

You don’t need diamonds to tell your BF how much he means to you. A genuine leather bracelet is a simple but meaningful way for him to accessorize. Every time he sees it, he’ll think of you.

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Army Tank Pool Float

Declare an all-out war on dryness by soaking everyone in sight with this army tank pool float. Styled like a pint-size tank, it’s made from ultra-durable vinyl and comes with a working cannon that will shoot a stream of water up to fifty feet away.

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Soundproofing Door Strips

Because you probably have family members or roommates that don’t always respect that you’re on a Zoom meeting with all of your five bosses, you might want to invest in these door strips.

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The Universal Travel Plug Adapter

Power your devices no matter where you are in the world with this universal travel plug adapter. It works in over 150 different counties, and includes 4 USB ports, a USB-C port, and 1 A/C socket, so you can charge and power multiple devices all at once.

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The Ultimate Portable Car Jump Starter

Dad was in such a rush to get home and watch the game that he forgot to turn his headlights off. With this jump starter, he doesn’t have to admit to anyone he killed his battery by asking for a jump. It’s incredibly powerful and can jump his car up to 20 times on one charge.

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Shade Shifter Multichrome Nail Polish

Transform your manicure’s appearance instantly by painting your nails using this shade shifter mutichrome nail polish. This unique shade changes depending on the way the light hits it, making it appear as red orange, purple, blue, cyan, and many other colors.

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31 Piece BBQ Grill Tool Set

Armed with a complete set of weapons of meat tenderization, the grill master sets upon his goal: to feed the crew at the ultimate barbecue. Dad will be the king of the hill when cooking over propane or gas using any of the 31 tools in this handy aluminum kit.

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Animatronic Baby Yoda

Make your little Star Wars fan’s dreams come true with this cute animatronic Baby Yoda. This adorable version of The Child comes with over 25 sound and motion combinations that are activated when you touch the top of its little green head.

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Man Up Book

You’re a strong independent man who never asks for directions – but are you a skilled expert in bear fighting, business negotiations, erotic foreplay, and other must have skills? If not – you need to read the “Man Up” book which contains 367 skills for the modern man.

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Fake Poop Soap Bar

Create some awkwardness for guests when they step into the bathroom by setting out this fake poop soap bar. Despite it’s disturbingly realistic appearance, this handcrafted bar of soap actually features a delightful chocolaty scent.

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The Gift Of Nothing

This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.

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Beavis and Butthead Skateboards

Improve your skating exponentially once you start busting tricks with the Beavis and Butthead skateboards. You can either ride around on Butthead or channel the greatness of the mighty Cornholio when you’re ready to take your skating to the next level.

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Glow In The Dark Nail Polish

Turn your hands into all-night glow sticks at the next party by getting your nails done with the glow in the dark nail polish. This eye-catching shade goes on easy and leaves a flawless finish that makes your fingertips glow with a bright yellowish green hue. 

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Automobile Health Monitor

Take the guess work out of trying to decipher what your check engine lights mean using this automobile health monitor. The sensor plugs directly into your car’s dash and sends notifications to your phone in simple terms that anyone can understand.

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Bitch Mug

Let your coworkers know who’s the queen bee at the office by sipping your coffee from this bitch mug. The clever design of the curvy handle completes the “itch” graphic on the mug that leaves nothing open to interpretation about who you really are.

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Giant Wooden Stacking Blocks

Take fun to new heights with this giant wooden stacking blocks game. With the ability to create a tower over four feet tall, these giant wooden tower building blocks are great for the outdoors, and come with a handy travel bag.

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Sol De Janeiro Brazilian Bum Bum Cream

This luscious lotion smells like a beach vacation and it’ll help your girl look great in a bikini. The cream is formulated with Cupuaçu Butter, Açaí Oil, and Coconut Oil and just a hint of caffeine that’ll smooth, moisturize, and rejuvenate her skin.

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Porn For Women Book

Women of a certain age get their jollies from men of a different sort. Porn for Women of a Certain Age presents them with 40 steamy scenarios involving distinguished men doing things that will make her quiver, like making the scale read 10lbs lighter.

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HairMax Laser Hair Growth Band

Fight back against thinning hair and hair loss with the HairMax laser hair growth band. The band features a 1,230mW total energy output and comes with patented hair parting teeth that will create a pathway so that the maximum amount of light can reach your scalp.

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Toy Mat And Storage Bag

Clean up the toy area when playtime is over by using the toy mat and storage bag. This ultra durable mat acts like an enormous play area while stretched out and features a durable nylon strap that allows you to easily lump the toys together into a single compact bag.

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The Lazy Phone Holder

Haters gon’ hate. The lazy phone holder is perfect for taking on a plane, on walking on a treadmill, or really anywhere. It can hold any smartphone, placing it at the ideal viewing height.

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Giant Tortilla Blanket

Take your love of Mexican food to new heights by wrapping yourself up in this tasty looking giant tortilla blanket. It measures 59-inches across and is made from ultra soft microfiber and flannel for utmost comfort while you’re lounging around.

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Oh, The Meetings You’ll Go To!

A parody of the classic Dr. Seuss “Oh the places you’ll go” book, this hilariously inspirational book is perfect for anyone who’s early into their career and hasn’t yet been burned out by soul crushing meetings that could’ve just been an email thread.

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Weighted Cooling Blanket

Your girl may be hot, but she’ll only be hotter after getting a better night’s beauty sleep under this weighted cooling blanket. The blanket is designed to keep her cooler and keep her cradled comfortably under 20lbs of weight. The blankets are clinically shown to reduce stress and anxiety, which leads to better sleep.

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“Do You Want To Play With My Balls?” Book

They’re so bouncy and fun to juggle, who wouldn’t want to play with balls? The characters in this book know that sharing is caring and want to spread the joy of giving and double entendre.

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Mini Cottage Incense Burner

The mini cottage incense burner is a cool way to burn incense candles and make your home smell nice. The cottage has a chimney that releases the smoke from the incense candle you burn inside of the cottage, giving off the appearance that the mini cottage is inhabited.

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Extreme Water Tag

Drenched and humiliated – that’s exactly what the opposition will feel like after a fierce game of extreme water tag. The vests adjust to fit all body types and features a water gauge sensor that releases a big and very wet explosion that goes off once an enemy has been fatally shot.

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Truck Bed Organizer

Maximize your truck’s practicality by keeping all your belongings stashed away within this truck bed organizer. Once installed, you’ll have two bed-length drawers and four ammo cans at your disposal so that all your gear remains neatly arranged.

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Credit Card Sized Toolkit

This pocket size toolkit is as thin as a credit card so it can easily fit in your wallet. Aside from being as thin as a credit card, this toolkit includes a knife, compass, magnification lens, tweezers, screwdriver, bottle opener, and a toothpick!

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I Heart Gay Porn Magnetic Bumper Sticker

The “I heart gay porn” magnetic bumper sticker is the perfect way to exact revenge on anyone who’s crossed you recently. It’s remarkably easily to discreetly place on anyone’s vehicle and large enough to be seen by all who drive past it.

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Pepper Spray Bracelet

Feel safe when you’re strolling down the mean streets by strapping on this pepper spray bracelet. This handy accessory can be used up to three feet away and features a sleek and slim minimalist style that’s discreet and comfortable!

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Glass Skull Drinking Cup

Let everyone know you mean business by drinking your favorite refreshments out of a skull! Well… A glass skull, to be specific. This glass skull drinking cup holds up to sixteen ounces of liquid and adds character to any drinking set.

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Giant Glow In The Dark Moon Sticker

Fall asleep to the soothing glow of a full moon every night by sticking this giant glow in the dark moon decal on your wall. This giant sticker measures 71 inches across and comes printed with an actual photograph of a full moon for added realism.

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Giant Gummy Bear

The giant gummy bear is an epic achievement in mankind’s culinary history. This massive gummy bear weighs over 4.5 pounds and has a wide variety of uses outside of its own nutritional value, making this sugary monstrosity perfect for any occasion.

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Tactical Camouflage BBQ Apron

Be ready to handle anything that comes your way by stepping up to the grill wearing the tactical camouflage BBQ apron. It provides ample storage for all your tools and condiments in addition to offering specialized holsters for up to six frosty brews.

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Shaving Blade Sharpener

The shaving blade sharpener is designed to keep those expensive shaving razors sharp so you aren’t breaking the bank just to have a smooth and clean shave. With all that saved cash, you can buy more junk from us!

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Scream Absorbing Jar

Give your fellow coworkers the amazing ability to shout their lungs out without fear of repercussion from managers or customers with this life changing jar that will silence your violent screams of anger and frustration over the latest TPS reports.

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Total Workout Portable Home Gym

Keep your body in tip top shape even if you can’t make it to the gym by exercising with this total workout portable home gym. This simple yet effective gym will engage every muscle in your body and leverage your body weight to improve strength, balance, and stamina.

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The Scruffie Leg Shaver

Cut yourself in 5 spots all at once in record time by shaving your legs with the Scruffie! The shaver’s distinctive design allows you to bend it to conform to the leg or neck so that you shave up to five times quicker.

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The Bubble Wrap Calendar

Once you pop you just can’t stop! This clever calendar will ensure that at least you have one thing to look forward to every day at the office!

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Sex Panther Cologne

Banned in nine countries for its sexual potency, Sex Panther cologne is known to make you an irresistible object of interest to the ladies. This formidable and pungent cologne is made with bits of real panther – 60% of the time, it works every time.

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Gold Flakes Nail Polish

Make your most drab outfits stand out by adding a little flair with the gold flakes nail polish. Once you bedazzle your nails with some gold flakes you’ll give the impression your hands are adorned with the finest jewels and gems available on the planet.

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Blacklight Markers

Conceal your top secret messages from nosey strangers by writing with these blacklight markers. Under regular light the ink from the marker remains invisible – but when it’s placed under UV blacklights, they visibly come to life.

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AR-15 Rifle Whiskey Decanter

Combine your love of firearms and alcohol without risk to anyone by keeping your prized whiskey inside this AR-15 rifle whiskey decanter. The set includes an imposing AR-15 styled glass decanter along with 4 shot glasses – each with a bullet lodged into its side.

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Bose SoundSport Free Earbuds

Dad can’t get gains if he’s tangled up in headphone cords at the gym. When he’s got Bose SoundSport Free earbuds in, the cords are gone but the music remains. They’re sweatproof and stay in his ears thanks to 3 different fits.

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Affirmators! Daily Affirmation Cards

Cheer yourself and others up with these daily affirmation cards. They’ll inspire you to take control of your life and start kicking some butt in the workplace. Even pessimists will enjoy a little bit of these positive cards.

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